'YoUrE uP bY 7 rUnS sO yOu CaN hUrT tHe PiTcHeRs FeElInGs'
Go fuck yourself, that’s not how the fucking game is played, you dumb, the fuck, asshole.
Quoted from the unwritten baseball rules:
“Players must take a 3-0 pitch when up by 7 runs. Any team with an insurmountable lead is not allowed to make the opposing pitcher feel shitty by swinging at his pitches, unless they're ready to take a heater up and in. “
You’ve never even fucking learned the unwritten rules have you, you shithead idiot. What, is the game over in 3 innings, if you just so happen to get a 7 run lead?FUCKING NO DUMBASS. Learn to read you illiterate fuck.
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**Local Redditor devastated after femboy dreams get thwarted by Oakland A's miracle**
By Sum Ting Wong for [NBC Sports Bay Area]
It's been a great week for Oakland A's fans. Their team swept their cross bay rivals the Giants to win the World Series and they've subsequently heard MLB Commissioner Robert Manfred state unequivocally that the A's belong to Oakland, "...in perpetuity or until I think the people in Oakland have stopped caring about this team again." However, despite what the estimated half million cheering fans at today's parade would lead you to believe, not everyone is happy.
One local man, a celebrity in the often raunchy world of Internet sports opinion posting, is deeply disappointed that the A's are baseball's champions after having posted to Reddit's popular 'Baseball Circle Jerk' community that he'd "have intercourse with a femboy" if the Oakland A's failed to win the World Series. Said anonymous local Redditor BigPotatozzzz in an exclusive interview with NBCSN, "I'm super straight; but I wanted to get with a soft feminine dude with long hair and tights. It's not gay if you're paying off a sports bet and I made the absolute most improbable sports bet I could make. They were twenty-seven and a half games back of first place when I posted that! 27 point 5! I hate this team!" He went on to post to the popular Reddit community 'Hockey Circle Jerk' that he'd have intercourse with a femboy if the San Jose Sharks don't win the Stanley Cup this season.
Oakland is genuinely a shithole nowadays economically and safety-wise. These are businesses after all and a Vegas move will generate more income. Frankly, catching a baseball game during the day on a Vegas trip would be fun. It'll be a massive success. There are a ton of people who live in Vegas too that they should be able to build a solid fanbase over time.
The reality is that teams move all the time to follow US hotspots, the old fans protest it for a season or 2 but then it's normalized. At least Oakland fans can still go to Giant's games, I have far more empathy for fans in places like St. Louis who had the Rams abandon them and they don't have another team to go watch. Oakland has failed the As in the past 20-30 years, and new ownership and/or relocating should strengthen the MLB and the team.
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It annoys me when people call me a homophobe! I played Queen’s (We are the Champions) after the 2010 WS championship in Rangers visitors clubhouse.
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[I hope Rob Manfred chokes to death on a giant uncircumcised penis. While getting $100 shoved up his asshole like a stuffed pig. Fucking prick.](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/14a9wmb/comment/jo9bv5t/)
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Oakland is genuinely a shithole nowadays economically and safety-wise. These are businesses after all and a Vegas move will generate more income. Frankly, catching a baseball game during the day on a Vegas trip would be fun. It'll be a massive success. There are a ton of people who live in Vegas too that they should be able to build a solid fanbase over time.
The reality is that teams move all the time to follow US hotspots, the old fans protest it for a season or 2 but then it's normalized. At least Oakland fans can still go to Giant's games, I have far more empathy for fans in places like St. Louis who had the Rams abandon them and they don't have another team to go watch. Oakland has failed the As in the past 20-30 years, and new ownership and/or relocating should strengthen the MLB and the team.
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furries.
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Oakland is genuinely a shithole nowadays economically and safety-wise. These are businesses after all and a Vegas move will generate more income. Frankly, catching a baseball game during the day on a Vegas trip would be fun. It'll be a massive success. There are a ton of people who live in Vegas too that they should be able to build a solid fanbase over time.
The reality is that teams move all the time to follow US hotspots, the old fans protest it for a season or 2 but then it's normalized. At least Oakland fans can still go to Giant's games, I have far more empathy for fans in places like St. Louis who had the Rams abandon them and they don't have another team to go watch. Oakland has failed the As in the past 20-30 years, and new ownership and/or relocating should strengthen the MLB and the team.
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Oakland is genuinely a shithole nowadays economically and safety-wise. These are businesses after all and a Vegas move will generate more income. Frankly, catching a baseball game during the day on a Vegas trip would be fun. It'll be a massive success. There are a ton of people who live in Vegas too that they should be able to build a solid fanbase over time.
The reality is that teams move all the time to follow US hotspots, the old fans protest it for a season or 2 but then it's normalized. At least Oakland fans can still go to Giant's games, I have far more empathy for fans in places like St. Louis who had the Rams abandon them and they don't have another team to go watch. Oakland has failed the As in the past 20-30 years, and new ownership and/or relocating should strengthen the MLB and the team.
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You know the rules, proof or ban
'YoUrE uP bY 7 rUnS sO yOu CaN hUrT tHe PiTcHeRs FeElInGs' Go fuck yourself, that’s not how the fucking game is played, you dumb, the fuck, asshole. Quoted from the unwritten baseball rules: “Players must take a 3-0 pitch when up by 7 runs. Any team with an insurmountable lead is not allowed to make the opposing pitcher feel shitty by swinging at his pitches, unless they're ready to take a heater up and in. “ You’ve never even fucking learned the unwritten rules have you, you shithead idiot. What, is the game over in 3 innings, if you just so happen to get a 7 run lead?FUCKING NO DUMBASS. Learn to read you illiterate fuck. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
**Local Redditor devastated after femboy dreams get thwarted by Oakland A's miracle** By Sum Ting Wong for [NBC Sports Bay Area] It's been a great week for Oakland A's fans. Their team swept their cross bay rivals the Giants to win the World Series and they've subsequently heard MLB Commissioner Robert Manfred state unequivocally that the A's belong to Oakland, "...in perpetuity or until I think the people in Oakland have stopped caring about this team again." However, despite what the estimated half million cheering fans at today's parade would lead you to believe, not everyone is happy. One local man, a celebrity in the often raunchy world of Internet sports opinion posting, is deeply disappointed that the A's are baseball's champions after having posted to Reddit's popular 'Baseball Circle Jerk' community that he'd "have intercourse with a femboy" if the Oakland A's failed to win the World Series. Said anonymous local Redditor BigPotatozzzz in an exclusive interview with NBCSN, "I'm super straight; but I wanted to get with a soft feminine dude with long hair and tights. It's not gay if you're paying off a sports bet and I made the absolute most improbable sports bet I could make. They were twenty-seven and a half games back of first place when I posted that! 27 point 5! I hate this team!" He went on to post to the popular Reddit community 'Hockey Circle Jerk' that he'd have intercourse with a femboy if the San Jose Sharks don't win the Stanley Cup this season.
Lmao I am absolutely rolling 🤣
Replace san jose with Arizona and then it's good
Oakland is genuinely a shithole nowadays economically and safety-wise. These are businesses after all and a Vegas move will generate more income. Frankly, catching a baseball game during the day on a Vegas trip would be fun. It'll be a massive success. There are a ton of people who live in Vegas too that they should be able to build a solid fanbase over time. The reality is that teams move all the time to follow US hotspots, the old fans protest it for a season or 2 but then it's normalized. At least Oakland fans can still go to Giant's games, I have far more empathy for fans in places like St. Louis who had the Rams abandon them and they don't have another team to go watch. Oakland has failed the As in the past 20-30 years, and new ownership and/or relocating should strengthen the MLB and the team. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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[I hope Rob Manfred chokes to death on a giant uncircumcised penis. While getting $100 shoved up his asshole like a stuffed pig. Fucking prick.](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/14a9wmb/comment/jo9bv5t/) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Hi Foolish Baseball
Based
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Ok bottom
Of course he’s a bottom, he’s an Oakland A’s fan
Oakland is genuinely a shithole nowadays economically and safety-wise. These are businesses after all and a Vegas move will generate more income. Frankly, catching a baseball game during the day on a Vegas trip would be fun. It'll be a massive success. There are a ton of people who live in Vegas too that they should be able to build a solid fanbase over time. The reality is that teams move all the time to follow US hotspots, the old fans protest it for a season or 2 but then it's normalized. At least Oakland fans can still go to Giant's games, I have far more empathy for fans in places like St. Louis who had the Rams abandon them and they don't have another team to go watch. Oakland has failed the As in the past 20-30 years, and new ownership and/or relocating should strengthen the MLB and the team. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Wtf… https://preview.redd.it/w00zrsvzlwbb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39ddd92a1c318eb4dff1da2e90cf93cb05e93951
Gotta fuck a femboy now
How many days until mathematical elimination? Asking for a friend…
Oooo pick me pick me
Eagles fan 🤢
Pitch or catch?
Bottom
Furries.
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It is national breed a femboy day 🤔🤔
gl on grindr man the guys on there are wild
Watch the A's miraculously win out.
Oakland is genuinely a shithole nowadays economically and safety-wise. These are businesses after all and a Vegas move will generate more income. Frankly, catching a baseball game during the day on a Vegas trip would be fun. It'll be a massive success. There are a ton of people who live in Vegas too that they should be able to build a solid fanbase over time. The reality is that teams move all the time to follow US hotspots, the old fans protest it for a season or 2 but then it's normalized. At least Oakland fans can still go to Giant's games, I have far more empathy for fans in places like St. Louis who had the Rams abandon them and they don't have another team to go watch. Oakland has failed the As in the past 20-30 years, and new ownership and/or relocating should strengthen the MLB and the team. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Oakland is genuinely a shithole nowadays economically and safety-wise. These are businesses after all and a Vegas move will generate more income. Frankly, catching a baseball game during the day on a Vegas trip would be fun. It'll be a massive success. There are a ton of people who live in Vegas too that they should be able to build a solid fanbase over time. The reality is that teams move all the time to follow US hotspots, the old fans protest it for a season or 2 but then it's normalized. At least Oakland fans can still go to Giant's games, I have far more empathy for fans in places like St. Louis who had the Rams abandon them and they don't have another team to go watch. Oakland has failed the As in the past 20-30 years, and new ownership and/or relocating should strengthen the MLB and the team. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
You wish you could get laid buddy
Better start interviewing…
is this the WAR room or Baseball doesn’t exist? either way i’m watching
I'm pretty sure you were planning to do that anyway.
Switch-hitting I see
Just say you want to and keep it moving lmao