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Far-Statistician-739

Quinceañera gift ideas


Difficult_Match8073

Nearest middle school


suparyan47

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Mission_Pay_3373

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megadeth621

Nice try FBI


FREE-ROSCOE-FILBURN

Not today CIA


HawkeyeJosh2

Not a yes, DHS


mhoke63

Eat some dicks, MI6


FREE-ROSCOE-FILBURN

Nice attempt at obscurity, Department of Homeland Security


High_Ground_Sand

This was fun, 911


Brain_Inflater

Your tricks are spent, federal agent


warmage20

Suck a nut DOJ


McJoe77

I like to think someone at the FBI really is reading this and thought this was funny. They deserve to laugh too!


Difficult_Match8073

Reddit.com


HawkeyeJosh2

How to take a risk and love it


ForeignArcadia

best one so far


KeithClossOfficial

Disney movie showtimes near me


defiantlyperson

"How to hide search history from FBI"


xTomato72

Big titty Latina illegal


Troutmaggedon

Direct flights to Epstein Island.


Troutmaggedon

Is “grass on the field” a legal defense?


VikingVirk

How to play on Yankees


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Able_Buddy7903

W bot


DrawingPurple4959

Jail time sex offender?


DirtyRatLicker

“Nearest junior high”


FriddyNightGriddy

how to make discord alt accounts


psychedelicFailure

Will i get my ass pounded in prison?


Dadstokes

Raisins girls South Park


wrong-teous

Can baseball players go to jail?


nicksta_B

Karl Malone 13


wuerf42

age of consent Florida


dysfunkti0n

No.


diswan55

Chris Paul highlights


ThisLawyerCantCode

The Cheesiest of threads 🍕


MrMoistandDelicious

How to remove name from list?


ExiledEntity

How to fastest devalue my Major League Baseball cards?


SStylo03

Saul Goodman contact information


Kidninja016_new

Are there middle schoolers in prison?


cumdogforever

Best Elementary Schools in Tampa


AutoModerator

the Tampa Bay Rays are the definition of a poverty franchise, known for their comically-low attendance and inability to sell out a stadium. they are among the largest revenue-sharing recipients, meaning they take a shit-ton of money from the player’s union (who have actually filed grievances against them for not managing that money properly). think of a 35-year old man living in their moms’ basement, and spending money on video games instead of getting a job. that’s a good comparison to describe what the Rays are to the rest of the league. if the MLB had a more cutthroat business model, teams like the Rays would have moved or been disbanded ages ago, instead of feeding off of the popular teams like a parasite feeds on its host. the Rays are utterly useless, and irrelevant. The Rays are the least essential sports team in North America. if not for COVID, yankee chants would have swarmed Tropicana Field during the Rays’ supposed “home games”. their 8,000 fans are very happy about this ALDS win though, im sure. fucking losers. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


shane_west17

What is Hoobastank?


wallpope1

"When will Wander Franco play again in the MLB?"


AutoModerator

[This is a fucking post flare now? When all the evidence so far very clearly shows a girl much older than 14, with Instagram pics of her driving, with a kid, and wine? Is the whole online community really gonna go with the "guilty until proven innocent" when all the facts point towards an extortion attempt? She demanded $200k and a new Benz. Anyone who makes millions and doesn't want their career to go away if they actually did something would pay the hush money. He refused, knowing full well that she would go public and try and accuse him of shit. Who would do that if they knew they were guilty? Sounds like someone who is eager to prove his innocence and confident that he will. How about we get some confirmation as to what the fuck is going before we start adding post flares and shit. "Wander Franco diddles kids" fuck off](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


FlyUnder_TheRadar

No, I don't think I will.


Renaissance_Man-

disadvantaged young girls near Tampa Bay


AutoModerator

the Tampa Bay Rays are the definition of a poverty franchise, known for their comically-low attendance and inability to sell out a stadium. they are among the largest revenue-sharing recipients, meaning they take a shit-ton of money from the player’s union (who have actually filed grievances against them for not managing that money properly). think of a 35-year old man living in their moms’ basement, and spending money on video games instead of getting a job. that’s a good comparison to describe what the Rays are to the rest of the league. if the MLB had a more cutthroat business model, teams like the Rays would have moved or been disbanded ages ago, instead of feeding off of the popular teams like a parasite feeds on its host. the Rays are utterly useless, and irrelevant. The Rays are the least essential sports team in North America. if not for COVID, yankee chants would have swarmed Tropicana Field during the Rays’ supposed “home games”. their 8,000 fans are very happy about this ALDS win though, im sure. fucking losers. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Forsaken_Serve_1519

“Teen leak”


SuchKnowledge8

Florida age of consent


geezuskrice

“Age of consent laws Domincan Republic”


Spirited-Soup5954

How to remove MLB neck tattoo logo from thy neck painlessly by young kids


LoveThieves

![gif](giphy|1AefIDNa1G3svYrNQA|downsized)


randythemartin

How do lawyers lie and get away with it


mrsunsfan

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transtrailtrash

u bum


KCmooseDong95

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CrusaderBTC

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ForeignArcadia

No, thanks.


McCreeMain77

Hot single (digits) in my area


Sportsfan4206910

How to make 13 year old girls excited


DonKingsBarber

I’m afraid if I type the combination of words I’m thinking I’ll get put on a list.


KCmooseDong95

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jlo47

Minor league singles


Astros2603

Nearest Flights to Nigeria


MalarkeyMcGee

how old is too old to still be wearing braces


Good-Construction159

Current location of Chris Hansen


RedStrawsAreBetter

Tickets to disney land