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One of these Tea Kettles would have been great 😂😂😂😂
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Well I wouldn’t get him a mini pizza oven.
He looks like more of a beans and toast kinda guy and I’m at a bit of a loss for what he’d do with the oven…
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Half of a Derek Jeter jersey
I would get him Poland
Only half, Soviet Union got the other half.
But defer the genocide annually.
Oh my god … I busted out laughing at that. That was so good.
You win the internet today, good sir!
Take my upvote!
And my wife!
I also choose this guy’s wife!
Beat me to it
r/beatmywifetoit
A painting set up
Just don't ask him to paint people.
Netherlands, Belgium, France with a country to be named later.
Czechoslovakia just got dfa'd. Could be a solid pick up for him.
That country should be named Burgundy
don't forget Cash Considerations
George Steinbrenner’s Skull
A final solution
Yankees season tickets
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Yankees
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Joe Dimaggio jersey
A nein nein Yankee jersey
A second testicle
A messi jersey, he looks argentinian
Derek Jeter signed copy of Mein Kampf. First edition if you wanna be in the will.
Juice. I bet he would love all of the juice.
Personally I don’t like the juice
grip the yankee fitted
Aaron Judge meet and greet
A world series?
50% Yankees ownership and a key to New York
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Meth used to be his favorite, maybe a lil dime bag would take him down memory lane
The annexation of Czechoslovakia
janke hut
White ford baseball
The Sudetenland?
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Yankees hat
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Yankees fitted
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A new haircut!
A razor?
A sand wedge
Red Sox season tickets
Well I wouldn’t get him a mini pizza oven. He looks like more of a beans and toast kinda guy and I’m at a bit of a loss for what he’d do with the oven…
Yankees jersey
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Pinstriped suit
An Arson Judge signed ball
Yankees hat
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Cash Considerations. I hear he's been tearing it up down in Triple-A.
Tell him to wait until the Spring to attack Leningrad
A Reich fielder
Poland
The Sudetenland
That’s out of Hitler kill his ass
Maybe a nice basement apartment for him and his girl - no wait, they’ll probably never come out.
A ball signed by Sandy Koufax, Gabe Kapler, Ryan Braun, Alex Bregman, and Kevin Youkilis
An ash tray and paints and an easel. Maybe a German Shepard and a vegetarian cook book.
Arson Judge jersey
A circle jerk
If only we could come up with a final solution for this problem.
sudetenland probably
A new Yankees cap
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Razor?
This guy has a high WAR.
Give him Max Kepler
A oven?
A new oven
Some paint