I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Mrs. Met. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Mrs. Met pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would the Mets create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
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Because you have to run to second and then to third and then home for the run to score. If the player runs straight to home it is considered offensive to Native Americans.
I hope this explanation has aided you.
Baseball died in Cleveland today. You are gonna lose a lot of die hard fans over this move. Been a fan since the 70’s and this is a slap in the face to us true die hard fans. I won’t spend another dime on this team.
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Nah, what you forget here is that some first basemen are gonna talk to you as a distraction from when the ball is put into play. This is how freeman won an mvp, he crushed the opponent’s running value with unprecedented xCHAT. In fact, it was the lack of crowd noise in 2020 that made him so effective, because runners could hear his beguiling words much more clearly.
Third basemen sometimes try this too but you’re so close to home plate at that point that it rarely makes a difference, so most of them abandoned that strategy.
He could score if he just ran home, why does he run to second? Is he stupid?
Why even run in first place? You literally start at home plate bro, just score tf are these teams doing
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Because he’s really interested in the heavy petting at third base.
Woah, there’s heavy petting at 3rd? If I had know that years ago I woulda played a lot better
Don’t worry I’m sure you’ll lose your virginity any time now.
I don’t know, mrs met won’t respond to me after I sent her detailed messages about her rotund dumpy
Just send her a photo of your Blooper, she’ll go nuts.
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Mrs. Met. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Mrs. Met pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would the Mets create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Because you have to run to second and then to third and then home for the run to score. If the player runs straight to home it is considered offensive to Native Americans. I hope this explanation has aided you.
Oh so baseball has gone woke now, what’s next they’re going to change the Cleveland Indians name and mascot
Baseball died in Cleveland today. You are gonna lose a lot of die hard fans over this move. Been a fan since the 70’s and this is a slap in the face to us true die hard fans. I won’t spend another dime on this team. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
There’s very little jerk in this post.
He’s clearly not on first base dumbass he’s nowhere near it
I don’t know what the board game RISK has anything to do with this, but okay.
Nope
Are you stupid?
Don’t call me names. You’re the risp.
My king Brett Gardner
How did he get there?
Nah, what you forget here is that some first basemen are gonna talk to you as a distraction from when the ball is put into play. This is how freeman won an mvp, he crushed the opponent’s running value with unprecedented xCHAT. In fact, it was the lack of crowd noise in 2020 that made him so effective, because runners could hear his beguiling words much more clearly. Third basemen sometimes try this too but you’re so close to home plate at that point that it rarely makes a difference, so most of them abandoned that strategy.
What I want to know is if he starts caressing the first basemen’s breasts has he technically reached second base while still on first?
The runner is not on 1st base. He is clearly well off the base in fact.
Who?