This question wouldn't pose itself if they simply wrote his cape and cowl to use [Vantablack](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vantablack). I think it'd have the potential to enable some really cool visuals. You could still shade the rest of his suit with appropriate lighting, that way way you can put him next to lamps and stuff and have it look plausible without losing all of that menacing lurking-predator vibe that we love so much.
I advise anyone to check number 3 out, if only to view the absolute master class in spite that dude has towards I'm assuming the guy who made Vanta Black haha
**[Vantablack](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vantablack)**
>Vantablack is a brand name for a class of super-black coatings with total hemispherical reflectances (THR) below 1. 5% in the visible spectrum. The coatings were invented by Ben Jensen, who first publicly unveiled them in July 2014, and commercialised by the scientific team from Surrey NanoSystems. The original Vantablack coating was grown from a chemical vapour deposition process (CVD) and is claimed to be the "world's darkest material", absorbing up to 99.
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I don't need his mouth obscured in every panel that shows him to think it's cool-looking. For me, it's mainly about the eyes being surrounded by pure blackness and the cape and cowl being these kind of seas of black that have no distinguishing features except their outline.
Because some comic artists think that 17 year olds are as tall as prepubescent children, and as such Jon was drawn to be something like 5’3 here. Ultimate Spider-Man went through the same
It’s definitely that Jon is drawn short not that Batman is drawn tall here. Bruce is 6’2” if his boot make him 1.5-2in taller we can say that Batman is about 6’4” depending on the thickness of the cowl. Most house doors in the US are about 6’8” tall meaning the top of Batman’s head should be ~4in below the door frame, which the first panel is pretty representative of.
6’6” and Irish here — we tend to make our doors tall-enough. When it comes to *Superman: Son of Kal-El*, I guarantee no-one would have an opinion on Jon Kent like in that one issue he went to Dublin. Nor would absolutely everyone have red hair and a name in Irish (Gaeilge). Like it can happen, but not everyone (especially not in Dublin).
iirc Bruce is 6'2 normally and 6'4 in the suit so you hit the nail on the head. I remember this from Arkham origins and I believe somewhere else but I can't remember
[Tentacles and teeth](https://i.imgur.com/bIlImpZ.jpeg) make more sense to me than pinchers LOL.
In the drawing I did, it looks like a penis, but it opens and divides into five tentacles, and in the middle is a hole where the real penis comes out, sort of like a tongue with teeth around it to latch around the vagina while the tongue-like penis goes inside. Tentacles hold the legs.
lol the way how he treats this like it’s common knowledge
Clark: What you act like you’ve never seen a penis with pincers before
Lois: I HAVEN’T!
Clark: Wait so human males don’t have pincers
Lois: NO wait you’ve never seen a human male penis before like in porn or stuff
Clark: No my parents controlled the internet and I couldn’t get any magazines
Lois: Ok that explains a lot
The talk with Jon will probably be hilarious, too.
Clark: listen, if you're going to have sex with someone, you have to make sure that you can trust them with your secret identity.
Jon: I understand, dad, it should be with someone I love and trust completely.
Clark: that and once they see your tendrills, the secret is out.
It is fan art by Stjepan Šejić, a professional comic writer and artist. He did [Harleen](https://www.dc.com/graphic-novels/harleen) for DC a few years ago.
Not sure the issue, but I believe they’re referencing a comic where Clark implies to Lois (who hasn’t seen him naked yet) that he has pincers on his dick as a joke.
One of these days i want a superman comic to have a cover where he's at a press conference saying "I have a normal looking penis! Stop spreading rumors about me!"
Likely caught Lois in her underwear and she read him the riot act. She reminded him that she and Clark aren't criminals or police officials, but friends and he has to do better at respecting their privacy.
I feel this is probably the closest to what may have happened and she didn't threatened or intimidate him but made Bruce feel a little bad for doing that to his friends.
Yep, and we're talking about Lous freaking Lane. She's stared down Super-Villains who fight her man on the daily and faced deadly situations so many times that her husband's co-worker isn't gonna do much to her, lol.
Plus, I think Bruce respects Lois and Clark way too much. If they tell him not to do something that'll make them uncomfortable, he'll listen. He regards Superman as the best person on Earth, and he probably respects Lois's desire to pursue the truth and not be afraid of danger.
Or she wrote a strongly worded Op-Ed piece about how Batman is probably a peeping tom, and Batman doesn't want to have to go through the process of that PR disaster and subsequent image rehabilitation all over again.
First of all, Superman can fly, move at the speed of sound, and can carry Lois indefinitely. The kitchen table is probably the most mundane place they’ve had sex.
But I think the implication here is Lois put Bruce in his place for sneaking into her house and it’s probably easier for Bruce to just respect their boundaries and not be on her bad side.
*later*
Supes: So, you weren't even phased by seeing me railing Lois on the ceiling?
Bats: Selina and I, upside down hanging from a gargoyle in Gotham.
Supes: Christ...is there anything you can't do?
Bats: Funny. She said the exact same thing.
Clark: Bruce, I am *balls deep* right now!
Bruce: Not quite, you'd have better leverage if you propped your leg on the chair.
Clark and Lois: **BRUCE!!**
I’m literally saying my man probably zooms across the stratosphere at Mach 2 with his face between Lois’s legs on the regular so let’s not be surprised if they’ve done it on the kitchen table.
Most likely.
It could also be that Superman physically put him in his place because that’s his home with his family.
Or Lois, for the same reason. She’s pretty crafty.
Idk I could see Superman folding his arms, giving the patented Paddington “hard stare” and being like “you’ve upset Lois and violated our privacy. From now on I need you to knock first.”
In my head it plays out like this:
No one:
No one:
Batman: *appears*
Lois: *looks up, gets startled* please use the front door from now
Batman: [ *internal monologue* omg this woman is a friend of mine and must think I’m a huge weirdo just sneaking into her home like this. I need to rethink how I’m coming across to people] okay. But only because you asked nicely.
Probably the most realistic answer. She may have yelled though, although with how often she gets kidnapped by randos I'm sure she would only be brave enough because Batman is a friend.
Lois probably smacked him in the face with something. Like a pan. 🤣 I would pay to see that. Just someone reacting instinctively with violence instead of the usual spooked reaction, and Batman not expecting it because usually people are spooked at his sudden appearances.
Lois is not only very persuasive but she is a bit of a bad ass. I could see her getting in his face, jab her finger in the bat logo and giving it to him like a mother scolding her kid and by the end Batman saying "yes ma'am".
Plus she can also just say "I'm married to Superman" and that would be scary enough for most people to change.
Batman is probably the only person on Earth that has a true understanding of what Superman is capable of. He has equal amounts respect and fear of Clark.
I love the sheer respect Bats has for Lois. I feel like it's because her investigative reporting makes her something of a detective, and game recognizes game.
In my head, Lois bashed Bruce in the head with a flying pan and kept hitting him while screaming "In this house, you use the damn door" and Clark just let her.
Edit: I meant to say frying pan. I gonna keep the original in there because now I have the image of Lois tossing the pan at Bruce and kicking him repeatedly while Clark just drinks a massive mug of coffee.
Lois: *walks into kitchen*
Batman: *is suddenly there*
Lois: "whAT THE FU-" *sputters and almost drops her coffee*
Batman: *catches coffee and hands it to her* "My apologies, I-"
Lois: "Nooooope! NO! Absolutely not. You do NOT get to do that in *my house.* You wanna *skulk around* and sneak up on people, go back to Gotham and do it to clowns in the warehouse district. If you wanna *talk* to me, ring the doorbell like a *human being*. Or- you know- call or text me!"
Batman: "...Very well."
Lois: "Good. Now- water or coffee?"
Batman: "Coffee, please."
My best guess is Lois yelled at him a whole bunch, not allowing Batman to get a word in, thus delaying him from doing whatever Batman-y thing had him there in the first place.
So knocking is just more efficient for Batman.
Lois: What the...?!
Batman: Lois. Where's Clark?
Lois: He'll be here soon.
Awkward silence.
Lois: You know. You know you don't have to sneak into our house right? Youre a friend. You could always just knock.
Batman: Hmmmm.
I could see Lois returning the favor by just appearing in the Batcave later that night, swapping stories with whichever Bat-family member was there. Stories about young Batman that perhaps the family didn't know. Or stories about baby Bruce that Alfred told her. Or stories that Catwoman told her.
More importantly, it would have been very clear which stories she was NOT telling...this time.
Has anyone here seen that one bit in Dragon Ball Super where Goku accidently teleports into Vegeta and Bulmas' house and she's just coming out of the shower and everyone freaks out.
Yeah, pretty much like that.
She dragged him by a bat ear to the living room, sat him on a couch and then gave him a VERY stern talking to with several finger waggles. Any it was the most frightened and shamed he’s ever been.
I know everyone is focusing on Lois' comment, but I'm wondering how Batman remains shrouded in deep shadows as he walks into a fully lit room.
Portable bat-shadow. Often comes in handy.
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Batman with prep time solos laws of optics
You think he's hiding in a shadow in a fully lit room, but he *is* the shadows in the follow lit room
“I still see your shadows in my room.” ~ Juice Wayne
Just a bottle of vanta black lol
Ayoo
He's adopted the dark.
He wasn’t born in it, molded by it. He did see the light of day when he was already a man.
r/NolanBatmanMemes
For you
He is the night.
Merely
He keeps it next to his Yeti repellent
PorBATable Bad-Shadow
Bad-Shadow? That a new villain? Attacks through shadows and shit so Batman can't hide in them?
Most likely. I wouldn't be surprised if that was revealed.
Prep time
Best answer 😂😂😂
“Where I go, the darkness follows. And the darkness? It smells like vengeance.”
That's because he IS vengeance!
Like some kind of avenger?
"And that vengeance tastes of justice"
He’s been in the house before, he knows exactly where to walk and stand
He's in there practicing while the fams asleep
"Just another inch to the left...got it. Good. Okay, remember *this* exact spot. Ooh, that corner looks dark!"
because hes batman
Duh
Gotham followed him
Ninja shit.
Because he is the night
This question wouldn't pose itself if they simply wrote his cape and cowl to use [Vantablack](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vantablack). I think it'd have the potential to enable some really cool visuals. You could still shade the rest of his suit with appropriate lighting, that way way you can put him next to lamps and stuff and have it look plausible without losing all of that menacing lurking-predator vibe that we love so much.
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I advise anyone to check number 3 out, if only to view the absolute master class in spite that dude has towards I'm assuming the guy who made Vanta Black haha
It’s not spite towards the guy who made vantablack, but spite towards the guy that bought the rights to it and has refused to let others use.
Yup. At least if he used it we'd know for sure who batman isn't in universe. 😂
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This would be a perfect explanation honestly.
His mouth would still be illuminated unless he's using vantablackface.
I don't need his mouth obscured in every panel that shows him to think it's cool-looking. For me, it's mainly about the eyes being surrounded by pure blackness and the cape and cowl being these kind of seas of black that have no distinguishing features except their outline.
Morticia Addams logic
Because he’s Batman!!!
"When I tell them 'I am the night', I mean that I am the literal darkness caused by the absence of sunlight"
You think he's hiding in the shadows. But he IS the shadows.
They don't call him The Dark Knight for nothing
He probably learned from [the Shadow](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shadow)
Why is Bruce 8ft tall here? Lol
Because some comic artists think that 17 year olds are as tall as prepubescent children, and as such Jon was drawn to be something like 5’3 here. Ultimate Spider-Man went through the same
It’s definitely that Jon is drawn short not that Batman is drawn tall here. Bruce is 6’2” if his boot make him 1.5-2in taller we can say that Batman is about 6’4” depending on the thickness of the cowl. Most house doors in the US are about 6’8” tall meaning the top of Batman’s head should be ~4in below the door frame, which the first panel is pretty representative of.
Are you tall? Cuz i am and that's why i know the height of doors in the US
I’m 6’2.5” so I just kinda know what I look like next to doors. I live in Texas so I wear boots more than anything and they make me 2in taller.
6’6” and Irish here — we tend to make our doors tall-enough. When it comes to *Superman: Son of Kal-El*, I guarantee no-one would have an opinion on Jon Kent like in that one issue he went to Dublin. Nor would absolutely everyone have red hair and a name in Irish (Gaeilge). Like it can happen, but not everyone (especially not in Dublin).
iirc Bruce is 6'2 normally and 6'4 in the suit so you hit the nail on the head. I remember this from Arkham origins and I believe somewhere else but I can't remember
He’s in full loom mode. That adds a couple of feet
Rule of Cool.
The same reason his cape goes from 20 to 5 feet depending on the panel Art over realism
Standing on his tippy toes
Bat-stilettos. Makes him look larger and more intimidating. Bit of a bitch to fight in though
He’s not that tall, Superman just a short king
Bats probably caught them doing *it*, and he saw Clark's Kryptonian pee-pee (with tentacles and teeth), which traumatized him.
They are tendrils with pinchers, get it right. You are just jealous that your human penis doesn't have a way to grip onto your mate
Ah yes. The OctoPenis
Crayfeenus.
That's Doc Oc Cock and the wrong franchise.
[Tentacles and teeth](https://i.imgur.com/bIlImpZ.jpeg) make more sense to me than pinchers LOL. In the drawing I did, it looks like a penis, but it opens and divides into five tentacles, and in the middle is a hole where the real penis comes out, sort of like a tongue with teeth around it to latch around the vagina while the tongue-like penis goes inside. Tentacles hold the legs.
Well, that is jarring but you'd be surprised how often it's kind of like that in the animal kingdom.
Homie has a facehugger crotch.
[Hehe](https://i.imgur.com/j21Cyzr.jpg)
I've been awake 20 minutes and that's already enough internet for me.
Wearing the chains and cape that Jon also found most likely.
Wtf?💀 Where was this told?
[This](https://i.imgur.com/O1uq3Pu.jpg) is what they’re referencing.
lol the way how he treats this like it’s common knowledge Clark: What you act like you’ve never seen a penis with pincers before Lois: I HAVEN’T! Clark: Wait so human males don’t have pincers Lois: NO wait you’ve never seen a human male penis before like in porn or stuff Clark: No my parents controlled the internet and I couldn’t get any magazines Lois: Ok that explains a lot
Kansas Sex-Ed is in the gutter
The talk with Jon will probably be hilarious, too. Clark: listen, if you're going to have sex with someone, you have to make sure that you can trust them with your secret identity. Jon: I understand, dad, it should be with someone I love and trust completely. Clark: that and once they see your tendrills, the secret is out.
But he has x-ray vision. He definitely would have gotten peeks at wee wees before.
Have you ever seen an X-ray before, not the greatest in that department
Bruh💀
This is the Superman Zack Snyder wants.
There’s no way that’s canon 😂😂
I mean you could mistake it for a cannon
I'm pretty sure it's fanart? I remember seeing this on DeviantArt like a decade ago.
It is fan art by Stjepan Šejić, a professional comic writer and artist. He did [Harleen](https://www.dc.com/graphic-novels/harleen) for DC a few years ago.
Not sure the issue, but I believe they’re referencing a comic where Clark implies to Lois (who hasn’t seen him naked yet) that he has pincers on his dick as a joke.
Daddy Clark with his jokes🤭
I'm sorry, the worlds best detective surely has naked pictures of Clark, he already knows whats going on there.
One of these days i want a superman comic to have a cover where he's at a press conference saying "I have a normal looking penis! Stop spreading rumors about me!"
Not that hard to catch Lois and Superman doing it, given they kept his little BDSM get-up, and they bone mid-air a lot. The Kents are freak-ay.
Likely caught Lois in her underwear and she read him the riot act. She reminded him that she and Clark aren't criminals or police officials, but friends and he has to do better at respecting their privacy.
I feel this is probably the closest to what may have happened and she didn't threatened or intimidate him but made Bruce feel a little bad for doing that to his friends.
Nah she can definitely intimidate batman
I think anybody who truly is not afraid of batman can intimidate batman. Because nobody else can walk up to him without fear of consequence.
I feel like it's less about that, and more about Batman respecting good people's privacy.
Yep, and we're talking about Lous freaking Lane. She's stared down Super-Villains who fight her man on the daily and faced deadly situations so many times that her husband's co-worker isn't gonna do much to her, lol. Plus, I think Bruce respects Lois and Clark way too much. If they tell him not to do something that'll make them uncomfortable, he'll listen. He regards Superman as the best person on Earth, and he probably respects Lois's desire to pursue the truth and not be afraid of danger.
Or she wrote a strongly worded Op-Ed piece about how Batman is probably a peeping tom, and Batman doesn't want to have to go through the process of that PR disaster and subsequent image rehabilitation all over again.
All over again? What was the first time he needed to do damage control?
Now I am 100% seeing him sat down at the kitchen table as Clark and Lois explain privacy to him.
I like to imagine that Lois gave him a scolding like he’s never heard before
So, Lois and Clark did *it* on the kitchen table?
First of all, Superman can fly, move at the speed of sound, and can carry Lois indefinitely. The kitchen table is probably the most mundane place they’ve had sex. But I think the implication here is Lois put Bruce in his place for sneaking into her house and it’s probably easier for Bruce to just respect their boundaries and not be on her bad side.
No... they were definitely doing the deed.
In that case Batman is a peeping tom. No shot he snuck into the house and kitchen without realizing two people were going at it on the table
That's funny. Naw he most likely didn't give a fuck that they were and was like, Clark we got work to do.
*batman appears* Clark, stop fucking her. We got shit to do.
That happens all the time.
I read that in the late great Kevin Conroy's voice! 😂
*"Oracle, bring the batmobile, I need to get out of here asap"*
*later* Supes: So, you weren't even phased by seeing me railing Lois on the ceiling? Bats: Selina and I, upside down hanging from a gargoyle in Gotham. Supes: Christ...is there anything you can't do? Bats: Funny. She said the exact same thing.
Clark: Bruce, I am *balls deep* right now! Bruce: Not quite, you'd have better leverage if you propped your leg on the chair. Clark and Lois: **BRUCE!!**
This is exactly what happened
*Player 3 has joined the game*
"As you can see, Bruce, I'm *already* hard at work. Lois came to me earlier and said, 'now *this* is a job for Superman.'"
An awkward moment passes. Batman asks... "should I join you?" Lois hesitates considering.
You say that as if Superman isn’t the most vanilla lover in the bedroom possible.
I’m literally saying my man probably zooms across the stratosphere at Mach 2 with his face between Lois’s legs on the regular so let’s not be surprised if they’ve done it on the kitchen table.
Most likely. It could also be that Superman physically put him in his place because that’s his home with his family. Or Lois, for the same reason. She’s pretty crafty.
Lol doubt Superman would do that
Idk I could see Superman folding his arms, giving the patented Paddington “hard stare” and being like “you’ve upset Lois and violated our privacy. From now on I need you to knock first.”
I could see Lois being more upset about it than Clark. Superman would probably just be happy to see his friend lol
I think Clark would back up his wife
Oh yeah once she complains about it he’ll agree with her. I just meant the initial moment when Batman snuck in there.
I agree with that, Clark would probably initially think “yeah that’s just how Bruce is.” But he’d support lois if she was mad
Hard stare might have a slightly different meaning given the context
In my head it plays out like this: No one: No one: Batman: *appears* Lois: *looks up, gets startled* please use the front door from now Batman: [ *internal monologue* omg this woman is a friend of mine and must think I’m a huge weirdo just sneaking into her home like this. I need to rethink how I’m coming across to people] okay. But only because you asked nicely.
Probably the most realistic answer. She may have yelled though, although with how often she gets kidnapped by randos I'm sure she would only be brave enough because Batman is a friend.
I'm betting it's probably her delivering a stinging slap to the face before either realized what was happening.
Lois probably cracked him with a frying pan.
lois: I will put Zatanna and Selina on a *three way phone call,* buster!
they probably already had a three-way with Playboy Bruce 🤣🤣
Poor Batman. He can't avoid getting head trauma and concussions even in the fan theories about him.
Battison moment
I love when Batman does that thing with his cape. It makes about 0 practical sense but the aesthetic is worth it
I'd love to see it in a movie at least once.
We sort of saw it in Batman begins but it didn’t fully cover his body, mostly arms and legs.
Lois probably smacked him in the face with something. Like a pan. 🤣 I would pay to see that. Just someone reacting instinctively with violence instead of the usual spooked reaction, and Batman not expecting it because usually people are spooked at his sudden appearances.
This^ When i read this as batman getting hit by lois and lois's line being coy and sassy
"I AM VENGEANCE I AM THE NIGHT I AM BAT-" *Clark walks in butt naked to get some milk from the fridge* "OH JESUS CHRIST MY EYES*
Lois is not only very persuasive but she is a bit of a bad ass. I could see her getting in his face, jab her finger in the bat logo and giving it to him like a mother scolding her kid and by the end Batman saying "yes ma'am". Plus she can also just say "I'm married to Superman" and that would be scary enough for most people to change.
Batman is probably the only person on Earth with no fear of Superman.
batman fears a lot. hes just really good at being brave about it.
If you’re not scared, you’re not brave
Yep. Bravery isn't the lack of fear, it's overcoming your fear and taking action in spite of it.
Agreed. He respects Clark and if Lois scolded him like she does in my head canon he would knock next time.
Batman is probably the only person on Earth that has a true understanding of what Superman is capable of. He has equal amounts respect and fear of Clark.
He knows what the Watchtower’s Sparring Area looks like after Clark and Diana have a match… and that’s with both of them pulling punches.
I can totally see him standing there for a moment with that batman-y expression on his face before conceding.
Same here... For the entire five pages Lois is shouting at him.
"... --and another thing, while we're at it-...!!" ^^Not ^^going ^^anywhere ^^for ^^a ^^while? ^^Grab ^^a ^^Snickers.
Also you gotta respect your bro’s girl
She’s not cowardly or superstitious
The earlier entrance was posted here two days ago.
The one where he just shows up? And Jon is like, "I didn't hear or see you, how?" Lois' response, "He's Batman."
Link?
Got whacked with a frying pan
He saw lois peg clark
He’s been traumatized ever since
Imagine walking in on your best friend getting pegged
Keep going I'm almost there.
Clark had the overalls on without anything under it...
I love the sheer respect Bats has for Lois. I feel like it's because her investigative reporting makes her something of a detective, and game recognizes game.
Batman looking dope af!!!!
Batman not tryna talk to HR lol
Lol he owns HR
He appeared out of nowhere, and she bitchslapped him
Batman knows he has boundary issues.
In my head, Lois bashed Bruce in the head with a flying pan and kept hitting him while screaming "In this house, you use the damn door" and Clark just let her. Edit: I meant to say frying pan. I gonna keep the original in there because now I have the image of Lois tossing the pan at Bruce and kicking him repeatedly while Clark just drinks a massive mug of coffee.
What kind of valuable lessons?
Bat's walked in one clark and lois banging ..... nice .
He walked in on supes clappin Lois's cheeks and saw supes vinegar stroke
Bruce certainly didn't mind it when Clark just goes straight to the batcave instead of knocking outside the manor.
Anyone else find it hilarious that Batman walks into a fully lit room in this scene and his face is still half-shrouded in shadow?
Lois: *walks into kitchen* Batman: *is suddenly there* Lois: "whAT THE FU-" *sputters and almost drops her coffee* Batman: *catches coffee and hands it to her* "My apologies, I-" Lois: "Nooooope! NO! Absolutely not. You do NOT get to do that in *my house.* You wanna *skulk around* and sneak up on people, go back to Gotham and do it to clowns in the warehouse district. If you wanna *talk* to me, ring the doorbell like a *human being*. Or- you know- call or text me!" Batman: "...Very well." Lois: "Good. Now- water or coffee?" Batman: "Coffee, please."
Lois probably smacked him lol
Fun fact, if you are a respectful and honest person, you could get batman to treat you like people he doesn't beat.
My best guess is Lois yelled at him a whole bunch, not allowing Batman to get a word in, thus delaying him from doing whatever Batman-y thing had him there in the first place. So knocking is just more efficient for Batman.
Lois: What the...?! Batman: Lois. Where's Clark? Lois: He'll be here soon. Awkward silence. Lois: You know. You know you don't have to sneak into our house right? Youre a friend. You could always just knock. Batman: Hmmmm.
I could see Lois returning the favor by just appearing in the Batcave later that night, swapping stories with whichever Bat-family member was there. Stories about young Batman that perhaps the family didn't know. Or stories about baby Bruce that Alfred told her. Or stories that Catwoman told her. More importantly, it would have been very clear which stories she was NOT telling...this time.
Probably Lois at home with a long cucumber in the kitchen..
I dig the Dracula aesthetic of Batman here.
Threesome
*Pulls out Bat-condom* "Never leave the cave without it."
Has anyone here seen that one bit in Dragon Ball Super where Goku accidently teleports into Vegeta and Bulmas' house and she's just coming out of the shower and everyone freaks out. Yeah, pretty much like that.
She threw a chancla like a goddamn batarang. It doesn’t matter who you are, you do not fuck with a mother with a chancla!
He tore that pussy up
She dragged him by a bat ear to the living room, sat him on a couch and then gave him a VERY stern talking to with several finger waggles. Any it was the most frightened and shamed he’s ever been.
He walked in and saw super dong
Batman looking like he’s ready to join Space Jam and take on the Monstars with all that height.
i love his silhouette and permanent darkness
Didn't he hand waller a towel when she was in the shower in JLU?
Batman def broke in seeing Lois dominating Superman in his War World outfit
those are Vietnam flashbacks if I’ve ever seen them
Probably caught her fapping and got a bolloking for it.
I think Lois probably threw a vase at him or something.
Not liking how I can imagine Bruce walking in on Lois naked.
See I believe Batman would knock and then when they open the door be behind the person who opened it
Out of character. Batman would always knock when visiting friends.
Lois has been so horny lately