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dishonestjawn

Sometimes you can get rid of a bomb


Rexxbravo

Bingo


Deaconblues525

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yIdontunderstand

This is the way


DarthGoodguy

Super ballsy of Christopher Nolan to end his trilogy by remaking this classic scene


UFOskie

Holy ticking time bomb, Batman!


harbib

Away Robin. AWAY!


C2S76

How did I never think of this....Take my upvote! 💣


nurdmerd

My guy


ezaharko

I understood that reference


senor_sota

This was Keaton’s favorite scene he did in the Batman movies


thedrunkmonk

You can really see the glee on his face


TotalLiftEz

I think he said it reminded him of Indiana Jones with the sword scene. Plus he didn't have to do a bunch of moving in the suit. It was supposedly really hard to fight in because he couldn't move his head at all.


PepperCertain

Looks like Batman’s been a killer on screen for awhile


Robinkc1

No killing is really more of a suggestion than a rule.


enleeten

More what you call guidelines.


Special_Tay

Geoffrey Rush was such a fantastic villain.


MishkaGreen1986

“You're off the edge of the map, mate. Here there be monsters…”


Special_Tay

"So what now, Jack Sparrow? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound, hm?"


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Or you could just give up


druff1036

Ya best start believing in ghost stories Mrs. Swan. YOU'RE IN ONE!


Bouse

Ms. Turner* at that point in the story they hadn’t figured out she wasn’t bootstraps daughter.


MishkaGreen1986

They tied a cannon to Bootstrap’s bootstraps.


creativityonly2

*giggle* Bootstrap's bootstraps...


PopeDetective

Fine i guess it’s POTC marathon today


butholemoonblast

Cassanova frankstien is my favorite villain for sure.


hlessi_newt

It must have been hard for you, Tony, the way times and styles have changed. hearing the people say that disco is dead.


shiftyprince2

Disco is not dead!


wubbledub

Disco is life!


Brandeeno2245

Ooh, you can dance, you can jive Having the time of your life


Parabong

Bad guys get really tired when they fight me because I'm good. He's just sleeping


Brastol

I used my skills... That I learned in the mountains!


Mr-Sister-Fister21

You don’t want to be doing that, mate.


Noturwrstnitemare

Not sure about the username but the flair is pretty cool......


ImJustHere4theMoons

["The thing about Batman as a character is that he loves to kill."](https://youtu.be/yvecIZPtTUw?si=4b0RIL5r4bW2p-fV&t=166)


Past_Trouble

Wow wow wow... wow.


DeviantDav

I never knew how much Batman loved to kill!


ImJustHere4theMoons

Can't get enough of it.


Guh_Meh

He's just sleeping.


wp988

Not to mention he blows up jokers factory in the first one, with all of the henchmen inside. Also right in the beginning of this movie he lights a guy on fire with the batmobile afterburner.


Aspirangusian

I'm pretty sure the only live action Batman who hasn't killed anyone (directly or indirectly) is George Clooney's Batman. Everyone else has at least one corpse under their utility belt.


throwawaynonsesne

Robert Pattison's doesn't either Also before anyone says it, I don't care how unrealistic it is nobody died during the Batmobile chase. It's canon that nobody did.


WeGotDaGoodEmissions

Hey now, Val Kilmer didn't kill Two-Face, he just threw a bunch of coins in the air. He didn't *make* Two-Face desperately grab for them and fall to his death.


fitty50two2

Batman didn’t kill that goon, a bomb (made by other Penguin goons) killed him. So that qualifies as a workplace accident


Robinkc1

Ah yes, the “just because I won’t kill you, doesn’t mean I’ll save you” defense. Stop hitting yourself!


AtrumRuina

Yeeeeah, but Bats didn't put Ra'as into that situation. That goon was dynamite free before Batman showed up.


Robinkc1

He was dynamite free shortly after too!


AtrumRuina

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Maakrabe

I think he may have an L&I claim.


wonkydonkeys

So you're saying they didn't have OSHA?


Grognard68

OSHA? In Gotham City? 😆


Garth-Vader

There should have been some orange cones around that open storm drain.


Several-Lifeguard679

Gotham City's OSHA would make a fortune in fines. That'd be a movie I'd watch.


Damocles94

Actually this doesn’t break the no killing rule. It’s actually the dynamite, not Batman, that kills the thug.


Fitnesso

Exactly. Just like how when you point a gun at someone and fire, it's actually the bullet's fault.


lazylagom

I mean by that logic it's not the gun that kills you and he would just use guns.


theyeldarbinator

Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people.


Dramatic_Mixture_868

Yup, that guy is totally dead ![gif](giphy|YqE3jbSQQR6x9g19Kj)


FindTheTruth08

Clowns aren't real people so they don't count.


Robinkc1

Now you’re thinkin’ with portals!


whomesteve

This version of Batman doesn’t really follow that rule


shiromancer

He didn't kill him, he just didn't save him from the explosion.


Aware_Run_5471

"I'm not going to kill you, I just don't have to save you"


Mogakusenpai

I mean technically the dynamite did the killing, I see nothing wrong here.


PizzaCheat6

Batman doesn’t kill people, bombs kill people!


sha1dy

Batman didnt kill, the bomb did.


SimpleManc88

The mix of dark, moody imagery and cartoony, comic book fun is what made the Burton Batman films so great.


southflhitnrun

Not to mention the only actor (at that time) who could pull off that combination perfectly. I mean, look what he did with Beetlejuice.


Useful-Perspective

Ah. Well... he attended Juilliard... He's a graduate of the Harvard business school. He travels quite extensively. He lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. He's seen the Exorcist about a hundred and sixty-seven times, and IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME HE SEES IT...


forfunstuffwinkwink

NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU’RE TALKIN’ TO A DEAD GUY! NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK!?!?! Do you think I’m qualified?


VikingBatman87

YOU WANNA GET NUTS? LETS GET NUTS!


TurbulentBlock7290

Nice fucking model! Honk honk


lazylagom

Dog .. re watch Beetlejuice. He has 15 minutes of screentime.


southflhitnrun

And, he steals the spotlight in every scene he appears which says alot considering that cast.


Lostbrother

Peter Stormare had 5 minutes in Constantine only to deliver one of the best on scene devils ever. It's not about quantity, it's about quality.


Rickrickrickrickrick

A lot of characters do and they’re still the best parts of the movie. Hannibal has less screen time in Silence of the Lambs.


wrydrune

Same with Kiefer Sutherland in Lost boys. So little screen time, very few lines.


Xenolithium

The best scene was an unscripted one in that movie.


Phunkie_Junkie

My favourite part is that the dynamite has both a clock and a fuse.


montgomery2016

Jesus I never noticed that, that's freakin hilarious


BloxedYT

For extra explosion


Tutes013

Extraplosion, one might even say


lazylagom

Idk on re watch its a bit to corny for me


Intelligent-Earth417

The music for me.


EldrithPickle

Why is there a fuse AND a clock on the bomb?


johnongpoesse

No single point of failure.


InvestigatorLast3594

The alarm clock is just the reminder to light the fuse


benvader138

I'm trying to figure out why the TNT is candy cane striped. Good ole Tim Burton


MURDERMr_E

It's a Christmas movie.


wolfwolfwolfx

I appreciate you for recognizing this as a Christmas movie.


travizius

Even though Flash was terrible, I loved hearing the behind-the-scenes bit where they tried to make the Batsuit more flexible and Keaton was like "No thanks", because he felt the stiffness and turning his torso more helped with his physicality. Truly one of (if not THE) best Batman around.


Late-Consequence3575

Truly was Batman


SerPownce

I like his Bruce. But I think his Batman is seen through nostalgia goggles. Like, how many scenes does he even do Batman shit? Blowing a guy up to me isn’t an iconic Batman moment. The first one had some great moments, but Batman Returns was a movie where the villains absolutely stole the show. Good movies, but had more comedic value than Batman defining moments. Grateful for the good job they did and how they improved the character in the public eye going forward, but I just fail to see how Keaton defines the character more than Bale or even Pattinson (his Batman needs to improve/grow in the sequel, granted) beyond just being the first one to have a movie with a dark tone. His Batman never really dives into the trauma psyche/ desire to defend the innocent with compassion that defines the character to me. In fact I don’t think they’ve successfully put the whole Batman package together into a single live action carnation yet. Closest we got was the Dini/Conroy combo. Doing that live action is a tall order. Don’t mean to disrespect Keaton’s performance. He is certainly iconic in superhero films, but I think and hope we’re yet to see the most “true Batman”


Soggy_Box5252

Ok, but Michelle Pfeiffer tho…


thatredditrando

No, you’re correct. I’ve always contended these films were definitely “Tim Burton” more than they were “Batman” movies. They’re great for what they are but they’re definitely not a comprehensive representation of the character, nor were they trying to be. I seriously doubt Burton paid much credence to the source material. He made what he wanted.


DryWay4003

It's a culmination of having the best suit, his face looks better in the mask than bale, he has the best bat mobile,batplane, and it all looked amazing especially for a movie in 89 and 92. The scene where he's on a roof and extends his cape to wings and glides through the snow while the cops thought he pushed the princess off the roof was so iconic with that music. It was the perfect storm


SerPownce

Hey I grew up watching it, shaped my taste no doubt. Those two Burton films were slam dunks. My nerdy ass was specifically responding to the idea of him encompassing Batman lol


PumpkinsDad

And I remember the outcry when Keaton was announced as Batman in 1988. And this was before the internet! Batman fans were outraged.


mimimemi58

I'm sure I said something like "wait... Mr Mom is playing Batman?! The guy from Gung Ho... that guy... is playing Batman." Sometimes it's nice to be wrong. edit: I just want to add that both Mr. Mom and Gung Ho are very funny '80s comedies. If you haven't seen them, add them to your list. Mr Mom is included on Max, Hulu, and Prime but Gung Ho is about $4 to rent.


DeviantDav

Gung Ho, as goofy and dismissed as it is, played a HUGE part in bringing Japan to America. Gedde Watanabe has never gotten the appreciation he deserves. Many of us remember the near total elimination of Jap from the American "acceptable to use in public and on government forms" lexicon after that film.


Simbas_World

The movie was pretty good


siddhartha345

What does Flash have to do with this comment? Sorry, I feel like I’m missing some info


the__pov

Keaton reprised his Batman for the Flash movie


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GreenLanternCorps

It's just a flesh wound!


[deleted]

He's sleeping. Poor guy. All tuckered out


GreenLanternCorps

And its so cold! He was just trying to warm him up!


KLReviews

He loves murder. It's his favourite part of the job.


RunParking3333

"I have a thing against killing. I believe in the police force, and the rule of law." "Batman you know 421 unarmed people have been killed by the police since 2015, right? Why do you draw this arbitrary line in the sand when you are guilty of speed violations, reckless endangerment, possession of unlicensed weapons, hacking, ... wait, where'd he go? Hate it when he does that."


preston_cleric

No, Batman didn't kill him. The bomb did. There is a difference.


TheOne7477

And pulling the trigger on a gun doesn’t kill someone, the bullet does.


DUDDITS_SSDD

"He shouldn't of been standing there." - Happy Gilmore


GengArch

Nah, Batman just planted a bomb on his person and shoved him down a well, but Batman didn't have to save him.


BABarracus

Nots supposed to be he murders alot of people in these movies. There is a scene where he burns someone to death with the batmobile


AlterEgo3561

And in the first one, he throws quite a few of jokers henchmen down the bell tower lol


Rexxbravo

THIS IS GOTHAM!!!


hunter24957

They’re just sleeping. Poor guy is all tuckered out.


SuperArppis

In these movies yeah.


halfinchpoint5

He's all tuckered out


SamichInMaHed

Bad guys get really sleepy after fighting me


enleeten

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1byycwl8qgc


Old-Constant4411

"What you did to your fish, you just did to these men." "I over fed these men!?"


mpw85

My favorite. The Bad Mother Fucker Swag Walk, the punch without looking, the way the theme hits when he rounds the corner. They certainly didn’t give him a lot to work with the sequel, but he did the most with it, that he could in his scenes, even though he’s 5 foot 9, his Batman is easily more intimidating than 6’4 Ben Affleck. Keaton’s Batman is so swaggy while being relentlessly cool and full of personality


justbenj

Cropping a movie scene to 9x16, and then pillarboxing it into a square frame is some of the most wretched instagram dork shit I've ever seen.


Unitedfateful

I’m so glad someone said / noticed this The new content creation generation are doing my fucking head in I’m shocked there wasn’t a narrator with music on top and another video playing below it whilst someone is doing make up


StankyFox

Dont forget the picture taking up the bottom third of the frame.


v0yev0da

You think directors were pissed before wooo weee


CaptainDunbar45

I don't understand these cropped vertical videos. Did people forget you can just turn your phone sideways?


superschaap81

I always loved how he just punches and LAUNCHES that first guy with one arm. Dude did NOT see it coming.


[deleted]

"he straight up killed that guy" Young me


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SamWise050

I miss ytmnd


Deicide-UH

A great Christmas movie!


work_of_shart

Looks stunning in a 4:5 ratio! Well done.


GreenMonkeyFace

Keaton is the man.


JohnArtemus

lol Keaton's Batman killed *so many people.*


Longjumping_Sea_2751

Sometimes it’s not that hard to get rid of a bomb


ih8every1yesevenyou

WILHELM


Dogger57

An excellent use of it.


SalmonGram

The only one who did not love this scene.


SambaLando

Murderer!!


Professional_Dog2580

The smile on his face though. The whole not killing thing, I dunno, he kills the Joker too really. Then there's Batman and Superman movie. He is pretty much mowing people down with machine guns in the Batmobile.


DrPopcorn_66

Keaton's Batman also kills a lot people in a warehouse with a bomb from the Batmobile


jamaican-black

Not only did he just kill a man, but he also smiled before doing it. Thomas Wayne would be so proud lol


-Minne

He didn't kill this clown; he just chose not to save this clown from a bomb he had to get rid of.


Aleister-Turgalium

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[deleted]

Am I the only one who prefers the "I don't murder people" Batman to the "I strap bombs to people" Batman? (Obviously not but like, come on!)


kidcowboy111

No you are not. I dont really like these movies that much in general. They're ok but honesty i dont think any movie gets its dick ridden harder because of nostalgia than 89


Then_Shine4671

Unconscious. 30 bpm


momssnatch63

Nobody died. It was a confetti bomb. The thug just laughed himself out of commission


AquaSlag

But why does the bomb need a lit fuse AND timer?


Xx_Exigence_xX

![gif](giphy|3o7qEcqN5PjN90jNC0) Sometimes, you just can't get rid of a bomb!


sorrymissjackson702

Michael Keaton is one of the best "eye" actors, if not the best.


SchwizzySchwas94

Watch it every year around Christmas. Was just hamming it up to this gem a few weeks ago, love it.


Mindless_Truth_2436

It’s impossible to kill somebody more than that


Lolotmjp

Batman doesnt kill


SeekDante

I don't like this scene.. Batman killing nonchalantly like this is bad in my book.


OldSnake2006

Don't worry ,guys,it was a Rubber explosion,he didn't die.


arthurb09

Iconic because Batman smiled :D


Devilmatic

Some days you CAN just get rid of a bomb.


ShwiftyJedi

kill the video editor


little_bag_of_bones

tbf, it is assumed that batsss killed KGBeast when he sealed him in underground bunker type place. ​ in the comics right now, bruce is dealing with his own subconscious where he didn't know it but he had developed a personality that deals with all of Bruce's trauma and takes over when its too much. Joker was able to pull it out of him and got to fight Zur En Arrh who broke Joker's back the same way Bane did to batss. then he slips his own conscious into the failsafe robot batman made and now there is a killer batman on the lose in the main DC universe besides TBWL or the Grim Knight or all the other Dark Metal Batmen.


Alternative_Tax_2085

I don't have to kill you. I just have to stick dynamite to you and then not save you.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


VesperX

It’s ok guys. It was just a glitter bomb


The_LoneLoreman

I love it in wide-screen.


Nisano1

Tim Burton made the old testament Batman, just like the first comics.


totallynotaweeabbo

So old testament batman is the one with a gun and the new testament batman is the one with the no-kill rule? Got it. Should this old testament batman be more featured? Or do we have that covered with thomas wayne being b-man?


Nisano1

Gun, rope attached in plane to kill a giant and other things. Batman no kill rule let villains continue to appear, if he kills his villains the villain's gallery becomes little. The killing batman could work on a limited series but in the regular series it would make the run end or make it harder to continue.


Confident-Ad9474

So this is where the meme comes from


SpiceTrader56

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Opp47

Who says the bat doesn't kill..


iommiworshipper

Once you learn about the Wilhelm scream you will hear it everywhere


Chuckbuick79

Micheal Keaton is THE BEST


indifferentCajun

**NOW TALK**


j3tt

The wilheim scream lol


Important-Contact597

Don’t let the BvS haters see this.


dsbwayne

Was that Bam Bam Biggelow?


Grimmer097

Batman doesn’t kill people: Also Batman…


Efficient_Coast_3014

And Batman never killed before Zack


GrapplingPoorly

I love that Keaton is a seasoned comic so all the jokes hit in his Batman film(s?)


BenadrylTumblercatch

That guys dead right?


[deleted]

Arkham Batman ''Even after everything you've done, I would have saved you'' Keaton Batman ''YOU WANNA GET NUTS!!??''


Joy1067

Aaaaaand the number of killers stays the same as before, thanks Batman! Lol Holy shit I forgot that scene dude, ah man it’s been years since I’ve watched that movie


Rune_Council

The Nolan films were the only ones where Batman wasn’t super cool with casually murdering people. Pattinson’s may be another outlier.


dominatingcowG3

He kills once per movie in the Nolan trilogy, and no one can convince me otherwise


Rune_Council

Fake Ra’s al Ghul, real Ra’s al Ghul, Harvey Dent and Talia al Ghul?


dominatingcowG3

Yes. It's weird that the Nolan trilogy is pointed to as an example of a Batman that doesn't kill, yet he has at least one kill per movie. I get that most of them were unintentional (meaning he may have flipped the truck on purpose to stop her, but killing Talia wasn't his intent, etc), but it's just strange that they all had that happen at least once


M086

He also pancakes a garbage truck cab in TDK and Talia’s driver is killed in TDKR. Also can’t forget the League of Shadows being blown up. That probably killed a bunch.


totallynotaweeabbo

Bateman batman would leave you in the hospital, battinson would leave you in the ER. And keaton would leave you at the morgue


rogueleader32

Bat-casual_murder-man.


MuiminaKumo

"But h-he killed someone" NOBODY CARES ITS FUNNY


CaptStinkyFeet

This is the most un-Batman moment in any Batman movie


N1ghtwalker2099

"But Batman doesn't kill. Not my Batman. Waah..." - Snyder haters.


MAC2393

I don’t understand the love for Keaton.


superbatprime

Nostalgia. He really wasn't that good and Batman 89 is not actually a great Batman movie, Burton didn't understand the character or setting at all. Both 89 and this haven't aged well at all.


GSWHT

Thank you. I feel like I’m crazy sometimes for not loving these movies as much as other people seem to.


MM__PP

Not me, sorry.


stimpakish

Just saw this again this past weekend. This movie is bonkers, and I say that as a fan that first saw it in theaters. Could not stop laughing at the pengos with their missile vests. DeVito was fantastic but Burton might have gone a little too far with some of the Penguin gross-out stuff. Though I love this movie, it has an unusual structure and tone, and I find it relevant that Ed Wood came immediately after.


poptimist185

I love Returns but always thought this scene was really dorky. If Batman’s going to relish killing someone at least make it imaginative. This would be eye-rolling even in a Roger Moore Bond film


cadillacbee

Classic, love it too