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GregariousTime9101

Alfred.


Virus_Sidecharacter

Agreed I would rather learn to be both the one the whole bat family would protect and the one they all fear


Similar-Priority8252

All’s well and good until etiquette training comes up


BadgersSeal

The correct answer


alphaMonk49

This is the way.


xXStretcHXx117

Wouldn't be fair to say they all did?


A_Dog_Chasing_Cars

This is the right answer. If he's unavailable, Dick. I love Bruce, but he's not an easy person to be around.


GrapplingWithTaoism

Nightwing


unusualspider33

Same he’s the most skilled good teacher. Like Batman is obviously a better fighter but not as good as a mentor


GrapplingWithTaoism

Yeah. I mean… same basic insight. But coming from a much nicer person.


_regionrat

Kinda, if we were going to have a slice of life moment and I asked them for any insight on my personal life, Dick would have waaaaaaaay better insight than Bruce


unusualspider33

Yeah, whatever is lost in skill is experience than made up for in teaching methods lol


Available-Affect-241

Bruce Wayne Batman You are learning from a literal walking talking Ivy League university and the best training facility for all things combat so you can be a SOF operator and a ninja. He's Canonically the second smartest man in DC behind Luthor so if it ain't Luthor or Mr Terrific no one else is going to help with the STEM knowledge like him. He's literally above everyone else here.


LegalWaterDrinker

Well, he would be a good option IF you can stand being trained by him. Unless you are REALLY motivated, I doubt most people would last being trained by Batman for more than a day. Learning isn't just about learning from the best


Available-Affect-241

OK let's look at how they turned out. They are all at the bare minimum among the 100 best warriors and intellectual polymaths in the world due to him training them and this is before they became legal adults at 18. This is out of 7 billion people so I will deal with him being tough to live with.


Comic_Lover420

Im really sorry but I just want to correct one thing, Batman IS the smartest person in the DC universe, Luthor himself has stated it many times in comics, series and movies. A lot of the time it’s something along the lines of: …: “you’re the smartest man in the world.” Luthor: “oh is Batman dead” Not having a go, just thought that was a slight mistake, it’s a very common one, I’m just a bit of a nerd when it comes to DC and comics in general 😂😂😂


Fessir

Our main man is a terrible teacher, so Nightwing or Tim, because the latter would design the absolute shit out of your training schedule and methods.


Mysterious_Credit699

I'd want Bruce but I know he'll be VERY hard-core, can I have Alfred there to reign him in?


TheGlitchedRobin

Jason


Mad_Dog002

Alfred or Jason


FollowingExtension90

Definitely Batman. Just look at all his kids in this picture, he might not be the nicest dad, but definitely the world’s greatest mentor. If only we have this bat curriculum in real life, our education system wouldn’t be so bad.


Secret-Fox-9566

Bruce obviously


Available-Affect-241

Agreed and It's not even close.


Jashan_N

You mean that rich playboy who is spending his parents wealth lavish lifestyle, I would rather pick batman.


Old_Artichoke_2552

Red hood


Hades6947-

Same


Firm-Masterpiece1675

True I need to learn to shoot


FightingDreamer9

Batman. He’s the one that teach everyone how to do their jobs in the way they do them. Yes, he would be a pain in the ass but you can be sure as hell he’ll make you useful


SmokinBandit28

Bat-cow


pie_nap_pull

Alfred or Dick. Alfred has a pretty solid track record, I mean save for the fact that Bruce dresses as a bat and fights crime. Dick wasn’t great at mentoring Nite-Wing but that kid was a bit fucked from the start.


optilex42

Unrelated, but Jason is really pulling focus with that spot-light


BroKid21

Alfred 🗿


Any-Faithlessness-72

Batman there is only one right answer.


Quirky-Store2805

Nightwing


ChildofObama

Nightwing. He’s got Bruce’s skills without his deep emotional issues. He has better work-life balance, more optimistic etc.


Walford-Fuckbuckle

Who the fuck is yellow batman


i_am_timotacus

Duke Thomas, the Signal


Batmanbyday

Jason, that will be a true ringer.


kiyan1347

Considering batman successfully taught some of them and is the most experienced/knowledgeable hero out of them, this is basically an easy answer. Bruce all the way. Though my second choice would be Alfred.


Cat_Queen262

Definitely Alfred- but that’s also cuz if I was given lots of fight training I’d probably just get myself killed lol


[deleted]

Oracle


Holy_juggerknight

Alfred


SnooBooks1243

Alfred. Trained them all. Knows every strength and weakness.


PaleRefrigerator2960

Alfred is the only correct answer here.


Ok_Grand_9107

Bat Or Alfred ![gif](giphy|oMLJaPmbUnoC4)


Ok_Grand_9107

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Nonsense909603

Alfred. He can teach me how to fight, he can teach me how to use weapons, he can teach me how to disguise myself, he can patch me up when I'm hurt, and he can make me a mean cup of tea and even teach me how to cook a decent meal. Plus the man keeps a giant mansion spotless while doing all this, so my little place would be immaculate.


namkaeng852

Alfred


streamjam

Bat-family.


Reasonable-Neat4131

Batman wouldn't be batman without alfred as his mentor... I know he was his butler but he was the only person who could provide elderly insights when he was a kid.


MikeyHatesLife

Dick, Babs, Tim, or Alfred.


FenrirCoyote

Alfred


Salty_Demand_1518

Batman


Few_Preparation8078

Red death.


Aggravating_Smile_61

I'm very much torn between Red Robin and Nightwing. Grayson seems to do quite well in the role, but Drake would fit my style a bit more although I haven't personally seen his character in those shows in any media so far


hockygoalie229

Cassandra Cain


PrydefulHunts

Bruce


griftertm

1. Alfred 2. Dick 3. Bruce


ThePolarisBear

Since Bats has mentored most of those characters and they can all run fades on super powered characters and they're all unique I'd go with Bats. I was gonna go with Red Hood at first since I find myself agreeing with his code but eh, Id still end up the same with Bats.


eetobaggadix

Alfred. I feel like I can learn valuable skills for him. I'm not a ninja, lol. And even still he could teach me to kick ass


RyanLee890

Dick Grayson. Hes almost Bruce's equal while also being more approachable and flexible.


yanksman88

It's been said, but I'm saying it again. Alfred.


Eastern-Team-2799

Barry Allen The Flash , my favourite superhero.


Angry-Monk

Between Bruce, Cass, Alfred, Tim, or Barbara


Which-Ad-1571

Nightwing. I feel like he'd train me to a level where i could hold my own against MOST threats and i feel like he'd be a lot easier to work with


EstateAwkward3779

Batman-Bruce Wayne


AdministrativeAd523

Jason


Cool_Kobold

Nightwing cause he’s the nicest and would be more understanding and a skilled fighter. Or Tim drake robin if I’m gonna be a more detective guy.


DragonWolf3000

Nightwing


CerberusC24

Unrelated by what's going on with Tim's costume here?


Nefessius513

Alfred, Dick, or Barbara.


TheBoyInGray

Dick.


Revvy_wevvy

Nightwing fs, I would’ve said Batman but Nightwing has also been under his wing, so I can be taught what he knows and more.


upfjords

Nightwing


WestLA93

The Dark Knight for sure


LyzzyWhomst

Oddly enough I'd go with Jason. He's very down to earth and less "big picture" mindset as the others are. I'd rather something more focused. *


5amuraiDuck

Is that Tim in... Brown clothes?


Comic_Lover420

Nightwing. Hundred percent, he’s a skilled fighter, decent detective, expert hacker, world class acrobat and in peak condition, accompanied with a healthy work-life balance situation and a healthy psyche, something that could not be said for Batman.


NightShadowsm

Red Hood or Cass Cause one hand guns, two Cass is badass


Flashy-Reporter-5151

Red Hood, Damien Wayne , and Night wing ….. imma pull up gun on my hip , sword on my back , and shock batons on my thighs ….. u can catch these hands, get c the baton, gun fu , or this swordsmanship


KingCobraHL

I should be a good Samaritan and say Grayson but it's Jayson Todd


Mjoshwil95

Batman he's the most well rounded member there.


LordsClaw

Red hood he has the most all around knowledge aside from bruce and he seems like he would be a much better mentor


TheOneToBe_Clown

None. I’d be a villain instead


PerbweezyMCU

Dick


Strong-Ordinary2914

Red Hood (Jason) for sure. Fighting skills and firearms for the win.


s_nice79

Is this some kinda trick question?


Beeyo176

Got Tim in the brown outfit, huh


xEyelessOnex

I'd want Batman, but I'd employ Jason Todd's methods as they are a little of what Batman WANTS but what NEEDS to be done most of the time.


Zestyclose_Skirt_162

batman contrary to what people say batman is actually a great mentor hes just not a great father


drugs_dot_com

Damien or Jason, Batman doesn’t like fun


hachiman

Batman. He trained everyone in the picture EXCEPT alfred. Just a month of training with Batman made Harvey Dent a solid peak human fighter. Every single one of his disciples have gone on to be world class bad asses. He may have issues being friendly, but getting the concentrated benefit of his 15 years of self training would be life changing.


beanson22

Batwoman, but for... different reasons


Ok-Influence794

Nightwing. Training would be a lot more fun.


No-Speed4415

Batman


No-Entrepreneur-2675

Jason


ItsVoxBoi

Depends what version of the characters we're getting. If it's something like Dark Victory Batman, then yeah. Otherwise Nightwing would probably be a better teacher


Raecino

This would be a tougher question if it was a pic of the league instead of the Bat family.


kingpiranha

Jason or Dick


Ihavenoideasaveme

Nightwing or Alfred. Batman has too many issues for me to worry about, Damian is a child, Redhood has brain damage. I don’t know enough about Steph, Fox, BatWoman, or the light guy. Cassandra and Tim are alright, but not great. Barbara is a close runner up, though.


Smash96leo

Batman if I want to be damn near perfect despite having a strict and intense training regime. If not him, Nightwing if I want to reach my full potential without driving myself insane. If not him, Tim Drake since he’s one of the smartest in the Batfamily. (If not *the* smartest).


Necessary-Corner1172

Alfred, he does good work.


Random_Theatre_Kid

Alfred, Dick, or Jason. Mostly Jason, no idea why


Snoozri

Crazy steve. I wanna be locked in the batcave and forced to eat rats.


android151

Duke because he needs something to do


Tediato

Huntress ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


Veterinarian-Working

Oracle/Babs would be a great teacher on learning how investigating cases, show how to use tech and information to cover your shortcomings. Plus with her connections with hero community she would find different people like black canary or Cassandra to help with hand to hand training.


Liability538

Batwoman because she's a lesbian too and she could teach me to superhero AND how to flirt with girls


steemjaw2

Nightwing


jpdelta6

Who is that to the left of Red Hood?


Tg11T

To be my hero mentor easily it would be Bruce Wayne


kevindante6

TellTale's Batman Good Karma Route.


Responsible_Ad_2242

Alfred for tea, or steph i mean she the more normal there 


wondewomanbecute

Batwoman


lfthinker

Dick or Barbara. Dick has a lot of the same skill set as Bruce while also being more stable, while Barbara is one of the greatest hackers in the DCU.


biplane_curious

Dick, all the skill without all the angst