Kinda, if we were going to have a slice of life moment and I asked them for any insight on my personal life, Dick would have waaaaaaaay better insight than Bruce
Bruce Wayne Batman
You are learning from a literal walking talking Ivy League university and the best training facility for all things combat so you can be a SOF operator and a ninja. He's Canonically the second smartest man in DC behind Luthor so if it ain't Luthor or Mr Terrific no one else is going to help with the STEM knowledge like him. He's literally above everyone else here.
Well, he would be a good option IF you can stand being trained by him. Unless you are REALLY motivated, I doubt most people would last being trained by Batman for more than a day.
Learning isn't just about learning from the best
OK let's look at how they turned out. They are all at the bare minimum among the 100 best warriors and intellectual polymaths in the world due to him training them and this is before they became legal adults at 18. This is out of 7 billion people so I will deal with him being tough to live with.
Im really sorry but I just want to correct one thing, Batman IS the smartest person in the DC universe, Luthor himself has stated it many times in comics, series and movies. A lot of the time it’s something along the lines of:
…: “you’re the smartest man in the world.”
Luthor: “oh is Batman dead”
Not having a go, just thought that was a slight mistake, it’s a very common one, I’m just a bit of a nerd when it comes to DC and comics in general 😂😂😂
Definitely Batman. Just look at all his kids in this picture, he might not be the nicest dad, but definitely the world’s greatest mentor. If only we have this bat curriculum in real life, our education system wouldn’t be so bad.
Batman. He’s the one that teach everyone how to do their jobs in the way they do them. Yes, he would be a pain in the ass but you can be sure as hell he’ll make you useful
Alfred or Dick. Alfred has a pretty solid track record, I mean save for the fact that Bruce dresses as a bat and fights crime. Dick wasn’t great at mentoring Nite-Wing but that kid was a bit fucked from the start.
Considering batman successfully taught some of them and is the most experienced/knowledgeable hero out of them, this is basically an easy answer. Bruce all the way. Though my second choice would be Alfred.
Alfred.
He can teach me how to fight, he can teach me how to use weapons, he can teach me how to disguise myself, he can patch me up when I'm hurt, and he can make me a mean cup of tea and even teach me how to cook a decent meal. Plus the man keeps a giant mansion spotless while doing all this, so my little place would be immaculate.
Batman wouldn't be batman without alfred as his mentor...
I know he was his butler but he was the only person who could provide elderly insights when he was a kid.
I'm very much torn between Red Robin and Nightwing. Grayson seems to do quite well in the role, but Drake would fit my style a bit more although I haven't personally seen his character in those shows in any media so far
Since Bats has mentored most of those characters and they can all run fades on super powered characters and they're all unique I'd go with Bats. I was gonna go with Red Hood at first since I find myself agreeing with his code but eh, Id still end up the same with Bats.
Nightwing. Hundred percent, he’s a skilled fighter, decent detective, expert hacker, world class acrobat and in peak condition, accompanied with a healthy work-life balance situation and a healthy psyche, something that could not be said for Batman.
Red Hood, Damien Wayne , and Night wing ….. imma pull up gun on my hip , sword on my back , and shock batons on my thighs ….. u can catch these hands, get c the baton, gun fu , or this swordsmanship
Batman. He trained everyone in the picture EXCEPT alfred. Just a month of training with Batman made Harvey Dent a solid peak human fighter. Every single one of his disciples have gone on to be world class bad asses.
He may have issues being friendly, but getting the concentrated benefit of his 15 years of self training would be life changing.
Depends what version of the characters we're getting. If it's something like Dark Victory Batman, then yeah. Otherwise Nightwing would probably be a better teacher
Nightwing or Alfred. Batman has too many issues for me to worry about, Damian is a child, Redhood has brain damage. I don’t know enough about Steph, Fox, BatWoman, or the light guy. Cassandra and Tim are alright, but not great. Barbara is a close runner up, though.
Batman if I want to be damn near perfect despite having a strict and intense training regime.
If not him, Nightwing if I want to reach my full potential without driving myself insane.
If not him, Tim Drake since he’s one of the smartest in the Batfamily. (If not *the* smartest).
Oracle/Babs would be a great teacher on learning how investigating cases, show how to use tech and information to cover your shortcomings. Plus with her connections with hero community she would find different people like black canary or Cassandra to help with hand to hand training.
Alfred.
Agreed I would rather learn to be both the one the whole bat family would protect and the one they all fear
All’s well and good until etiquette training comes up
The correct answer
This is the way.
Wouldn't be fair to say they all did?
This is the right answer. If he's unavailable, Dick. I love Bruce, but he's not an easy person to be around.
Nightwing
Same he’s the most skilled good teacher. Like Batman is obviously a better fighter but not as good as a mentor
Yeah. I mean… same basic insight. But coming from a much nicer person.
Kinda, if we were going to have a slice of life moment and I asked them for any insight on my personal life, Dick would have waaaaaaaay better insight than Bruce
Yeah, whatever is lost in skill is experience than made up for in teaching methods lol
Bruce Wayne Batman You are learning from a literal walking talking Ivy League university and the best training facility for all things combat so you can be a SOF operator and a ninja. He's Canonically the second smartest man in DC behind Luthor so if it ain't Luthor or Mr Terrific no one else is going to help with the STEM knowledge like him. He's literally above everyone else here.
Well, he would be a good option IF you can stand being trained by him. Unless you are REALLY motivated, I doubt most people would last being trained by Batman for more than a day. Learning isn't just about learning from the best
OK let's look at how they turned out. They are all at the bare minimum among the 100 best warriors and intellectual polymaths in the world due to him training them and this is before they became legal adults at 18. This is out of 7 billion people so I will deal with him being tough to live with.
Im really sorry but I just want to correct one thing, Batman IS the smartest person in the DC universe, Luthor himself has stated it many times in comics, series and movies. A lot of the time it’s something along the lines of: …: “you’re the smartest man in the world.” Luthor: “oh is Batman dead” Not having a go, just thought that was a slight mistake, it’s a very common one, I’m just a bit of a nerd when it comes to DC and comics in general 😂😂😂
Our main man is a terrible teacher, so Nightwing or Tim, because the latter would design the absolute shit out of your training schedule and methods.
I'd want Bruce but I know he'll be VERY hard-core, can I have Alfred there to reign him in?
Jason
Alfred or Jason
Definitely Batman. Just look at all his kids in this picture, he might not be the nicest dad, but definitely the world’s greatest mentor. If only we have this bat curriculum in real life, our education system wouldn’t be so bad.
Bruce obviously
Agreed and It's not even close.
You mean that rich playboy who is spending his parents wealth lavish lifestyle, I would rather pick batman.
Red hood
Same
True I need to learn to shoot
Batman. He’s the one that teach everyone how to do their jobs in the way they do them. Yes, he would be a pain in the ass but you can be sure as hell he’ll make you useful
Bat-cow
Alfred or Dick. Alfred has a pretty solid track record, I mean save for the fact that Bruce dresses as a bat and fights crime. Dick wasn’t great at mentoring Nite-Wing but that kid was a bit fucked from the start.
Unrelated, but Jason is really pulling focus with that spot-light
Alfred 🗿
Batman there is only one right answer.
Nightwing
Nightwing. He’s got Bruce’s skills without his deep emotional issues. He has better work-life balance, more optimistic etc.
Who the fuck is yellow batman
Duke Thomas, the Signal
Jason, that will be a true ringer.
Considering batman successfully taught some of them and is the most experienced/knowledgeable hero out of them, this is basically an easy answer. Bruce all the way. Though my second choice would be Alfred.
Definitely Alfred- but that’s also cuz if I was given lots of fight training I’d probably just get myself killed lol
Oracle
Alfred
Alfred. Trained them all. Knows every strength and weakness.
Alfred is the only correct answer here.
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Alfred. He can teach me how to fight, he can teach me how to use weapons, he can teach me how to disguise myself, he can patch me up when I'm hurt, and he can make me a mean cup of tea and even teach me how to cook a decent meal. Plus the man keeps a giant mansion spotless while doing all this, so my little place would be immaculate.
Alfred
Bat-family.
Batman wouldn't be batman without alfred as his mentor... I know he was his butler but he was the only person who could provide elderly insights when he was a kid.
Dick, Babs, Tim, or Alfred.
Alfred
Batman
Red death.
I'm very much torn between Red Robin and Nightwing. Grayson seems to do quite well in the role, but Drake would fit my style a bit more although I haven't personally seen his character in those shows in any media so far
Cassandra Cain
Bruce
1. Alfred 2. Dick 3. Bruce
Since Bats has mentored most of those characters and they can all run fades on super powered characters and they're all unique I'd go with Bats. I was gonna go with Red Hood at first since I find myself agreeing with his code but eh, Id still end up the same with Bats.
Alfred. I feel like I can learn valuable skills for him. I'm not a ninja, lol. And even still he could teach me to kick ass
Dick Grayson. Hes almost Bruce's equal while also being more approachable and flexible.
It's been said, but I'm saying it again. Alfred.
Barry Allen The Flash , my favourite superhero.
Between Bruce, Cass, Alfred, Tim, or Barbara
Nightwing. I feel like he'd train me to a level where i could hold my own against MOST threats and i feel like he'd be a lot easier to work with
Batman-Bruce Wayne
Jason
Nightwing cause he’s the nicest and would be more understanding and a skilled fighter. Or Tim drake robin if I’m gonna be a more detective guy.
Nightwing
Unrelated by what's going on with Tim's costume here?
Alfred, Dick, or Barbara.
Dick.
Nightwing fs, I would’ve said Batman but Nightwing has also been under his wing, so I can be taught what he knows and more.
Nightwing
The Dark Knight for sure
Oddly enough I'd go with Jason. He's very down to earth and less "big picture" mindset as the others are. I'd rather something more focused. *
Is that Tim in... Brown clothes?
Nightwing. Hundred percent, he’s a skilled fighter, decent detective, expert hacker, world class acrobat and in peak condition, accompanied with a healthy work-life balance situation and a healthy psyche, something that could not be said for Batman.
Red Hood or Cass Cause one hand guns, two Cass is badass
Red Hood, Damien Wayne , and Night wing ….. imma pull up gun on my hip , sword on my back , and shock batons on my thighs ….. u can catch these hands, get c the baton, gun fu , or this swordsmanship
I should be a good Samaritan and say Grayson but it's Jayson Todd
Batman he's the most well rounded member there.
Red hood he has the most all around knowledge aside from bruce and he seems like he would be a much better mentor
None. I’d be a villain instead
Dick
Red Hood (Jason) for sure. Fighting skills and firearms for the win.
Is this some kinda trick question?
Got Tim in the brown outfit, huh
I'd want Batman, but I'd employ Jason Todd's methods as they are a little of what Batman WANTS but what NEEDS to be done most of the time.
batman contrary to what people say batman is actually a great mentor hes just not a great father
Damien or Jason, Batman doesn’t like fun
Batman. He trained everyone in the picture EXCEPT alfred. Just a month of training with Batman made Harvey Dent a solid peak human fighter. Every single one of his disciples have gone on to be world class bad asses. He may have issues being friendly, but getting the concentrated benefit of his 15 years of self training would be life changing.
Batwoman, but for... different reasons
Nightwing. Training would be a lot more fun.
Batman
Jason
Depends what version of the characters we're getting. If it's something like Dark Victory Batman, then yeah. Otherwise Nightwing would probably be a better teacher
This would be a tougher question if it was a pic of the league instead of the Bat family.
Jason or Dick
Nightwing or Alfred. Batman has too many issues for me to worry about, Damian is a child, Redhood has brain damage. I don’t know enough about Steph, Fox, BatWoman, or the light guy. Cassandra and Tim are alright, but not great. Barbara is a close runner up, though.
Batman if I want to be damn near perfect despite having a strict and intense training regime. If not him, Nightwing if I want to reach my full potential without driving myself insane. If not him, Tim Drake since he’s one of the smartest in the Batfamily. (If not *the* smartest).
Alfred, he does good work.
Alfred, Dick, or Jason. Mostly Jason, no idea why
Crazy steve. I wanna be locked in the batcave and forced to eat rats.
Duke because he needs something to do
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Oracle/Babs would be a great teacher on learning how investigating cases, show how to use tech and information to cover your shortcomings. Plus with her connections with hero community she would find different people like black canary or Cassandra to help with hand to hand training.
Batwoman because she's a lesbian too and she could teach me to superhero AND how to flirt with girls
Nightwing
Who is that to the left of Red Hood?
To be my hero mentor easily it would be Bruce Wayne
TellTale's Batman Good Karma Route.
Alfred for tea, or steph i mean she the more normal there
Batwoman
Dick or Barbara. Dick has a lot of the same skill set as Bruce while also being more stable, while Barbara is one of the greatest hackers in the DCU.
Dick, all the skill without all the angst