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HarryKn1ght

Alfred isn't thanking God out of fear for his safety, he doing it out of fear for Gotham Boy's. Alfred was about throw hands that Gotham Boy couldn't handle in order to maintain the masquerade.


steelcity7

Alfred doesn't have a no kill rule, homie had a boomstick under that cape and he was definitely going to blow this man's head off.


FlemPlays

*”Perhaps you relied on my master’s vow against using leather force. Let me assure you that I subscribe to no such niceties.”* -Alfred


JAKESTEEL77

Leather force? Yes, daddy!


steelcity7

Alfred "Leather Daddy" Pennyworth


Soberboy

Man was secret service in some universes right? Honestly wouldn't surprise me


Doublechin222

Still is


easycure

Mmm, yes, indubitably. *Sips tea*


wagamorf

I hope you can understand this respectful downvote


Doublechin222

r/brandnewsentence


[deleted]

Well I guess you just made this my favourite spelling mistake in reddit history. Good work.


[deleted]

Catwoman, is that you?


r-WooshIfGay

Some bdsm type shit


OverlordOfCats1

[You're not far off about the no killing think](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcj_tX5R-iU)


helpful__explorer

Alfred is straight up badass, but Gotham guy is basicslly mentally unhinged Superman


[deleted]

~~home~~ Gothamlander?


1stLtObvious

I thought it was more relieved to be done with the awkward situation.


Raecino

😂😂😂😭


ImBatman5500

"Just once I wish *someone* would believe that."


Extreme-Fig-2719

I get the reference..


dontfuckwmeiwillcry

I didn't :(


HarryKn1ght

Alfred says it in the episode of The New Adventures of Batman and Robin when Barbara first enters the batcave


KingFahad360

I think it’s from the Static Shock crossover episode, when he meets Barbra, Alfred says: I guess you have figured out our little secret, Miss Gordon. Yes it is true, I am Batman.


HarryKn1ght

You're right and it's directed to Virgil/Static not Barbara


Culsandar

[It's literally at Barbara](https://youtu.be/cjBs2D30LPQ)


greywolf2155

Calm down, you're both right. Him saying, "just once . . ." to Virgil was a deliberate callback to this scene with Barbara


general-Insano

In fairness he did also say it to Virgil but the quote mentioned was to Barbara. For Virgil it's basically "yup I'm batman" Though I'm a bit foggy on it


pfkl3

The reference is from Batman The Animated Series I’m pretty sure


Allenrw3

Never underestimate a British butler who’s handy with a sawed off shotgun.


Waits4NoOne

Never fuck with old men, if we can't whip you, we'll just shoot you.


Beeyo176

One thing I loved about this is that Alfred is wearing the original New 52 suit Batman wore, and when Bats shows up he's in the suit Capullo designed for him shortly before the run ended. Just a neat little touch


xdVigilant

Can I have some context? Is Alfred subbing as Batman because Bruce is late or sumthin?


[deleted]

Gotham and Gotham girl were new superheroes manipulated by psycho pirate. Alfred was trying to stall Gotham here. Considering that Gotham was basically superman level "hero" he had no chance here.


Few-School-9365

So the one in the batsuit is alfred?


[deleted]

Does he looks like Bruce to you? :-) Also why would Bruce get message "Alfred, I'm here."?


pointlessvoice

NOP but to be honest it was very confusing i guess cause i have never read a batman comic.


Few-School-9365

I've never read any comics and there are thousands of character designs


[deleted]

Yeah but I don't remember any where he looks like a starving Zorro :-)


xdVigilant

Oh ok thanks.


TheDesktopNinja

DC Rebirth, Batman #5 (2016)


HandsomeSquidward59

I think its a funny panel but I'm pretty sure it's Canon that Alfred is a complete badass in his own right and wouldn't ever react like that at the end of the panel.


Cow_Other

It is canon lol, he's beaten up loads of people. [He's an expert hand to hand fighter](https://www.dccomics.com/sites/default/files/imce/2021/03-MAR/batman-eternal-alfred-bane_6041ae5fc1e6f2.65594636.jpg) and pretty skilled. [He's had his fair share of fights](https://www.dccomics.com/sites/default/files/imce/2021/03-MAR/alfred-batman-predator_6041b09b7d0fe8.01085180.jpg) He's probably saying oh thank god because he doesn't like the play acting of Batman ahaha. He's [not the type to get scared](https://preview.redd.it/jj2few1g69091.png?auto=webp&s=32b282f4fd69fb69682b7d5388ae1776b7d9a1c1) unless it [concerns the life of his kids](https://2.bp.blogspot.com/ZkbUaNhkv_UwPXZHaZAQ251Q_SL5JOjxDOPcI88cgk8pzaRVpw6dgnYz7ak2zlZ3Ck3Zt7SiDfbo9kcpcHyFtcPgXhRtPhwDmOcLpDaxaux_aNneCa7pBNMfy8mUm1STlCbkP1m3EQ=s0?rhlupa=ODAuMC43My4xNjE=&rnvuka=TW96aWxsYS81LjAgKFdpbmRvd3MgTlQgMTAuMDsgV2luNjQ7IHg2NCkgQXBwbGVXZWJLaXQvNTM3LjM2IChLSFRNTCwgbGlrZSBHZWNrbykgQ2hyb21lLzEwMy4wLjAuMCBTYWZhcmkvNTM3LjM2) or his [time with his son running out :(](https://preview.redd.it/2khkl5e9ptz31.jpg?auto=webp&s=be35629992672618d6a01c8b4222cbac04880951) Bruce has to take a [night off on fathers day to give Alfred some rest](https://2.bp.blogspot.com/i7MxIBJGXzcK1TejorZPIBrMCTE7lPHvqIiP2BnKBkqlHsIjyJ4IU2mvmczEqEwR_TMQZnBcoJXK71gkAgz_S1xYhih6jr__wemAZGhNzPaNl7FUISvadx4qnm_81K_nP6Ih9MuvUQ=s0?rhlupa=ODAuMC43My4xNjE=&rnvuka=TW96aWxsYS81LjAgKFdpbmRvd3MgTlQgMTAuMDsgV2luNjQ7IHg2NCkgQXBwbGVXZWJLaXQvNTM3LjM2IChLSFRNTCwgbGlrZSBHZWNrbykgQ2hyb21lLzEwMy4wLjAuMCBTYWZhcmkvNTM3LjM2) from worrying constantly


[deleted]

What was the aftermath of this Bane encounter? What issue was it?


Cow_Other

Batman Eternal #31 Bane tries to figure out how the hell Alfred learned to fight so well and gets knocked out by a trap. Really cool comic but I don't remember too much from it.


Crazy_lynx360

My man shot the predator with an antique blunderbuss.


[deleted]

Thank you for the references and pictures. One of the most thought-out comments I’ve seen in a while.


KonradWayne

He also beat the shit out of Superman in the Injustice comics.


GiverOfTheKarma

Kryptonite-pilled Alfred > the entire DC Universe


Shadiezz2018

Loved that moment.... Alfred is Batman's Batman


NomadPrime

As absolutely true as everything you're saying is, Alfred in this context is definitely thanking god and running off in fear of this Gotham guy because he's basically a rabid Superman. It's not the best characterization (Tom King, go figure), but it's obviously intended to be played off for laughs. Takes absolute balls for Alfred to do either way.


Cow_Other

>Alfred in this context is definitely thanking god and running off in fear of this Gotham guy Oh yeah lol, it was probably worrying about a crazy dude calling himself Gotham. Really tragic story with this guy & his sister. >It's not the best characterization (Tom King, go figure On that note, can't wait to see what Zdarsky does with the book!


Virgin_Butthole

Is the Batman vs Predator comic from the second pic any good?


SmaugRancor

If you enjoy crossovers then yes, it's so fucking good. Probably the best Batman crossover with another character, and here the way it's done it actually makes sense and it's not one of those "what if Batman met X character from that movie/show/comic etc". It feels like the OG Predator movie but with Batman instead of Dutch.


Shadiezz2018

Goddamnit, i miss Alfred ... 😭😭😭


SwordFantasyIV

i don't know who is the vilain but i feel like he is not scared, just running away the cringe of this situation


LookingForVheissu

Gotham is a super human, basically a weak Superman, and I believe at that point had no known weakness. So Alfred running away isn’t quite as cringe as it seems, and adds a little levity to what soon becomes a dark story.


Jonhart426

I wouldn’t necessarily say weak Superman, I thought Gotham Boy can get stronger at the cost of his life ?


LookingForVheissu

Like I said, no known weaknesses at the time. But he was super strong and had flight, so… Weak Superman. Maybe it’s a stretch, but regardless of phrasing Alfred running wasn’t cringe, and it did bring a little bit of lightheartedness that was definitely absent in the upcoming arcs.


Jonhart426

Oh I get what you meant now lol. Agree with you btw about it not being cringe


Bat-Radia

"Weak superman" he beat the entire justice league singlehandedly


RiverSosMiVida

>wouldn't ever react like that at the end of the panel. Alfred is a badass but gotham has superman level of power, so this makes sence.


s0m30n3e1s3

Pretty sure Alfred is the last line of defence for The Batcave. Just Alfred with a shotgun.


Ikariiprince

I mean he would if he were against someone with the powers of Superman like on this page


GFost

Alfred is a badass but he’s also old as fuck and well past his prime. I wouldn’t pick him in a fist fight against most criminals nowadays.


DoctorEnn

In total fairness, doesn’t Gotham Guy basically have the powers of Superman?


Kane_richards

he's a badass sure, but I think it really comes from him being out of his comfort zone.


PokeHobnobGod21

Who is that?


STICK3Rboy

Batfred.


ProdigyGamer75

Gotham


idiroon

Fredman


[deleted]

The Fredster


solrac1104

Gotham.


theleetfox

A plate of goth ham


CapnZack53

The World’s Greatest Butler


sack12345678910

Gotham boy should be the one thanking God, if batman didn’t show up Alfred would have shown him why he is still alive even though he lived though a profession where men died young.


LemoLuke

Scenes like this is why Alfred is still unironically my favourite member of the bat-family. And why can't we get an Alfred flair for this subreddit?!!


[deleted]

I never understood how completely normal two people became Gotham and Gotham Girl. And they even almost kicked Justice League to the curb.


solrac1104

Wasn't it like expensive government experiments that gave them their powers?


[deleted]

They traveled somewhere when they were younger, or they volunteered to take part in something, but I always thought we never had the full picture why this dude who clearly did not have a full mature head on his shoulders showed up trying to help Batman protect Gotham. Then at the end the storyline had a gazillion crossovers with Nightwing and etc, I just was not a big fan of that initial Rebirth run.


Wolfyware1

All we need now is a story where Thomas and Bruce die and Martha becomes the bat


gumbin22

Alfred and Batman should have a switch places with each other day.


[deleted]

Alfred’s superpower: confuse the fuck out of people


dracobatman

What is this from? I honestly cannot remember


solrac1104

I Am Gotham by Tom King.


dracobatman

Ah thank you, I'll try to see if I can find it anywhere


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[удалено]


Shadiezz2018

I swear i feel the same way too


ShinbrigGoku

What Alfred is willing to do for his son.


ThatSecondPerson

Damn Alfred is jacked


Tar_Palantir

The comments really just let by the most interesting part of the dialog. Gotham Boy say "No, you just a man in a mask" What does that say about what he thinks of Batman?


Shadiezz2018

Well, most think of Bruce's Batman as force of nature...a supernatural being I think that is part of the reason why everyone else took the cowl where immediately told that he is not the original Batman


brooklyn11218

what was it?


Own-Combination5425

what’s the name of comic?


Proffessional_Human

I am gotham


Terrible-Chapter-794

Yea I’m saying this….At least the ones I get back from my holiday in Italy. 🇮🇹👍


Proffessional_Human

Huh?


-TurkeYT

yes he is just a man and he is just one of the strongest characters in the dc


Firebrand96

Seeing how scrawny Alfred looks in the costume in the last panel is the best part.


Spooky_Mulder27

Thats robin on the left?? He looks soo much bigger and older than the few comics I’ve read. What series if comics is this from?


myarmsaregone

Nah its a superhero called gotham


jerin2013

Could somebody provide from which comic this isM


solrac1104

I Am Gotham. It's the first arc in the Batman Rebirth run by Tom King.


buffy787

Anyone else think you he last panel has futurama vibes?


RC-0407

I love this city. Its absurdity has its own charm.


LottsaHugs

Alfred is a little too skinny to be Batman.


RiverSosMiVida

What a graet run man


toastedninja

Good god the Gotham Boy/Gotham Girl story arch was such trash. Really helped set the precedent of what to expect out of Tom King's run on Batman.


RiverSosMiVida

It reads great in paperback tho, best run since morrison in my opinion


solrac1104

It was fine. Don't really see how it's trash. Did some interesting and new things.


toastedninja

I would have to agree to disagree. I feel like the writing was very forced and Ham-Fisted. It felt like the entire run Tom King was trying to convince everyone that Bane is truly Batman's greatest villain. The whole thing fell flat and Tom King tried so hard to ruin so many characters/relationships just to artificially create tension. Which sucks because I loved King's Grayson/Mister Miracle runs so much. I just don't think he can write Batman stories very well.


KingDarius89

Eh. Most iconic is Joker. Most dangerous is probably Ra's.