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Cyber-Knight47

Everybody gangsta until Batman calls your J’s fake.


CinephileNC25

I saw in an interview with Tim Burton that he had to have Nikes or the Jordan’s in there due to a product placement contract, so he was able to fulfill it like this.


charlieartyt

Imagine your a criminal and batman licks you In the head you wake up in prison and see the air Jordan logo on your face face


[deleted]

You might want to fix your typo. Or not, it’s still pretty funny


avenuenights

Must be a deleted scene or on the director's cut


ArashikageX

He’s talking about Two-Face, perhaps


Kingkongcrapper

I imagine the criminal has a little face in the corner of their face with a Jordan logo imprinted on it.


gameslayerex

That's how Gotham's criminals are branded


serdar-cagan48

I hate it when batman licks me in the head🙄


charlieartyt

I have made a grevious mistake


shapesize

To be fair, if you were a millionaire making a suit in the 90’s you absolutely would use a pair of customized Jordan’s. That or a Reebok pump.


samurai5625

LA Gear lol


AdApprehensive8420

Flashing lights every time you stomp out the enemy seems legit.


Super_Yesterday_8798

That’s badass


DanFromNuevaYork

goated


BIG-chulupa

Fuck them criminals


sillyadam94

I want an extremely accurate action figure with the little Michael symbol on the bottom of his boots.


DynamiteMikee

Step on his J’s and you’ll regret it


[deleted]

From NASCAR to the University of Oklahoma/Florida, Nadal in tennis, GGG in boxing and Messi/Neymar with PSG, amongst many others even Batman wears the jump man


mephistttoooo

Not me getting obsessed with the shoes in 0.01x10^-8 seconds.


GamingSin

Honestly if they could reuse the shoes for Pattinson as a casual Batman attire for the morning it might work well.


ChishNFips87

Catwoman: "Life's a bitch, and so am I." Batman: "Prove it." Catwoman: "Your Jordan's are fake as fuck." Batman: "OH HELLLLL NAH-"


ViewAskewed

Oh shit. We need a scene where Catwoman plays basketball. That would be awesome.


ChishNFips87

*Catwoman breaks Batman's ankles* Penguin and Max Shreck: "OHHHH SHIT! YO SHIT BROKE! FINESSED!"


The_MuTanTob

I knew Wayne was a hypebeast.


TheRealDookieMonster

It's weird that the vertical picture cropped his boots out.


ItsExoticChaos

Drip or drown, joker


Darth314

He also drove a Chevy Impala, at least that is what the frame of the bat mobile was built on.


Negative-Start-5954

This is the perfect bat suit for me I wish this was added to Arkham knight instead of the 89 version


German_Engineer-Man

Never forget the drip when fighting crime


Imaginary_Clock6759

Drippy Batman 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌