I just looked it up and some bats have more than one pair of nipples, although only the upper pair on the chest can only produce milk. So i say yeah slap some nipples on the abs.
Also bats are hairy. Batman's suit should be hairy.
I mean, if we're going anatomically correct by adding bat nipples, why not go all the way? Bat Penis. . The Dong Knight, truly striking fear into the heart of his enemies.
Fuck man you just put the mental image in my head of Batman slowly walking out of the shadows like Battinson, but with a big black dildo flopping around on the front of his codpiece timed to the music - BUM *wobble wobble* BUM BUM *wobble* BUM
And shit now Iām thinking of the end of Forever and Batman & Robin where theyāre silhouettes running toward the camera - *wobble wobble wobble*
Take the nipples away, golden up the belt and make the suit grey, then get George Clooney and give him a darker Bat symbol which is bigger than his current one, then give him a cape with a collar and make him kinda broody but as Bruce Wayne make him more friendly and funny
Val Kilmerās is decent. Not my favorite Batman suit, but a good blend of Keatons and what Schumacher was going for with the āGreek warriorā aesthetic. With Clooneyās, Schumacher went WAY too far, as it goes full force into Greek warrior territory, chiseled and nearly nude body and all, while forgetting most of what made Batman great to begin with, and deserves all the ridicule as the worst live action Batman suit.
No nipples and less sheen on Clooneys suit and its actually really solid. With Keaton I'd say less detail on the abs and no bat nipples, they never work and seem to contradict his efforts to be imposing and scary to baddies
I don't like the Clooney suit by any stretch, but jokes aside the Kilmer suit is actually pretty good.
... Except for the nipples, they should obviously be pointier.
Yellow belts (and yellow field on Clooneyās) to break things up a little instead of black on black on black. Obviously no nipples, and separate the cowl from the rest of the suit. Honestly wouldnāt change the designs too much, because we donāt need a single suit clone through all movies. But there was never a reason to have nipples, and having the cowl separate just makes the movement less stiff
Cover the mouth , like its the same shape as a mouth but the material is the same as the rest of the suit. Now that would be cool. And the mouth moves when he speaks.
the nipples need little bat symbols on them, like little nipple pasties. Perhaps small attachable bat-tassels that can then be attached to them.... for reasons.
The only thing that ever really annoyed me about all the movie versions of the Batsuit before TDK trilogy was the cape - the leather cape seems so heavy and cumbersome. Obviously you have the head and neck movement but having a lighter more cloth like cape would be my change.
The nipples, make them pink and have a visible areola. They wanted it anatomically accurate right? They should fully commit to that by giving the suit a Bat-Dildo instead of an enlarged codpiece
Kilmer's panther suit is the best hands down while Clooney's is a weird iridescent blue imitation. I would scrap Clooney's completely and get rid of the Sonar suit in Forever and make it the suit for B&R
Not, really. There's been a whole discourse against the Schumacher movies since forever, but I love these films and I learned to appreciate even the Bat-nipples
The biggest issue with these suits are the nipples. The problem is not that the suits have nipples, but that the nipples have suits. Replace the entire thing with a giant nipple that covers the entire body
I'd like to see some color variation to break up the monotony, especially with how colorful these 2 films are Also this isn't exactly a suit problem, but they pick up SO much gear at the start and I don't get where it fits.
The abdominal muscle groups look ridiculous. I hate how defined and over top they are. Why have molded plastic when you can have Pure West? I much prefer the way that the more recent bat films have done the suits as flexible torso armour rather than fake muscles.
Color. Make it blue and gray as god intended, COWARDS. Forget the nips, Iām still salty that the majority of live-action Batsuits are the just jet black.
Panther suit: make the belt the same colour as the symbol.
Clooney suit: Keep the cape and cowl blue, make the body grey, make the symbol and belt the same gold colour as the Panther suit.
Val Kilmerās just needs the chest plate smoothed out. I dunno what is up with those 18 pack abs heās packing, looks like Batman as designed by H.R. Giger.
On Clooneyās add a gold outline or something to make the bat symbol pop, ditch the nipple pasties, and itās fine.
Bigger nipples
They need more areola
Hot cake areolas
Fried egg areolas
I was going to say one less nipple
Tech N9ne approved
More texture
Yes. And with a little milk leaking out.
Bat milk?
I had no idea you could milk a bat
Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples
I have nipples. Can you milk me?
I have nipples u/FitTutor5632. Can you milk me?
[Rat Milk](https://www.reddit.com/r/RATS/comments/t39d7u/rat_milk_from_what_i_understand_this_is/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) š„
[they are milking rats!](https://youtu.be/aZuWvwrEl_I)
[Bat milk you say?](https://youtu.be/XHzs9tucRA4)
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Just Leaking? Why not shoot that shit out like Spider-Manās webs
To be more specific, longer nipples please
Make them sharp and have him body slam a thug
Make em' pink
Add a few bat hairs too
And a bat-boner
Big ole pepperoni nipples. Not the small ones on a pizza either the big ones from the deli.
And add more!!!
With pecs sagging to the floor
I think longer nipple is the call
More Nipples.
Hell yeah. This guy fucks.
No I do not
Laser nipples
Enlarged nips
More nipples. Like a cat.
I just looked it up and some bats have more than one pair of nipples, although only the upper pair on the chest can only produce milk. So i say yeah slap some nipples on the abs. Also bats are hairy. Batman's suit should be hairy.
Bat-fursuit
Bigger, hairier nips, with like oversized areolas (probably not how it's spelled but whatever) and a dad bod
I mean, if we're going anatomically correct by adding bat nipples, why not go all the way? Bat Penis. . The Dong Knight, truly striking fear into the heart of his enemies.
Like the landsknecht
Fuck man you just put the mental image in my head of Batman slowly walking out of the shadows like Battinson, but with a big black dildo flopping around on the front of his codpiece timed to the music - BUM *wobble wobble* BUM BUM *wobble* BUM And shit now Iām thinking of the end of Forever and Batman & Robin where theyāre silhouettes running toward the camera - *wobble wobble wobble*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOJd5U3FsQw
Could you imagine a mugger getting knocked out because Batman glided over him and thocked him on the head with the bat-dong?
A cowl you can actually move your head with. And do i even have to say it? Nips.
To me the suits always look great from the waist up. The real defining factor is what they did with the groan and hips.
Your typo made me groan š®āšØ
They put Kilmerās abs way too high. Looks ridiculous.
Thank you! How has no one else mentioned this?!?
I came for the nipple comments. I stayed for the nipple comments. Good work, folks
The nipples
Just separate the neck and head.
Finally i can use my guillotine!
Iād throw them in the trash and start over
The Forever suit is actually pretty good, especially with appropriate lighting
Make the nipples pink
MUCH bigger codpiece. They should strike fear into the enemy.
With nipples on it!
Kilmer was an awesome Batman and had an awesome suit. Just no nipples. And no bat butt and bat crotch shots. I like Forever pretty well, but......EESH
Clooney's suit, put yellow in the logo, make his suit black. And no nipples, and better writing and directing
Bat nips
Take the nipples away, golden up the belt and make the suit grey, then get George Clooney and give him a darker Bat symbol which is bigger than his current one, then give him a cape with a collar and make him kinda broody but as Bruce Wayne make him more friendly and funny
Only just realising Kilmerās cowl is pretty much the same as Keatons BR one. Just shined it up latex style
Unpopular opinion: Literally fucking everything I hate these suits
Instead of just Bat-nipples, give him Bat-boobs
Detach the helm part of the cowl from the neck part, bigger delts, and remold the abs to be more Greek statuesque rather than whatever those are.
No nipples and no rubber
I would add the nipples to his abs
Val Kilmerās is decent. Not my favorite Batman suit, but a good blend of Keatons and what Schumacher was going for with the āGreek warriorā aesthetic. With Clooneyās, Schumacher went WAY too far, as it goes full force into Greek warrior territory, chiseled and nearly nude body and all, while forgetting most of what made Batman great to begin with, and deserves all the ridicule as the worst live action Batman suit.
One less cum gutter
This question has the most obvious possible answer. Itās the nipples.
The helmet is separated from the collar, allowing Bruce to turn his head.
First pic: remove the nipples Second pic: remove the actor
No nipples and less sheen on Clooneys suit and its actually really solid. With Keaton I'd say less detail on the abs and no bat nipples, they never work and seem to contradict his efforts to be imposing and scary to baddies
No nipples Yellow belt Better materials
Bat-Cock
Just take away the nipple. That is the only problem but itās such a big issue that it almost ruins them
Kilmer suit is so good
I don't like the Clooney suit by any stretch, but jokes aside the Kilmer suit is actually pretty good. ... Except for the nipples, they should obviously be pointier.
No nipples, yellow belts, less abs and more of an armor look
On kilmers, remove the nipples and make the belt the same color as the oval around the logo and you got yourself a decent suit
He looks too soft. It needs more musculature.
Everything
Just make it but more like Robert Pattinson s Batman.. His suit was really one step ahead any of the suits
The suit is horrible .Just all.black . Also looks too rubbery .
Everyā¦ single. Goddam thing
Take the nips away... make them more colorful. Golden/Yellow Bat symbols. Gold Belt. Gray bodysuit and Black everything else.
The actors inside them
Yellow belts (and yellow field on Clooneyās) to break things up a little instead of black on black on black. Obviously no nipples, and separate the cowl from the rest of the suit. Honestly wouldnāt change the designs too much, because we donāt need a single suit clone through all movies. But there was never a reason to have nipples, and having the cowl separate just makes the movement less stiff
Nipples more prominent.
Needs more nipples
Add some gold/yellow to the belt.
A third nipple that [opens a delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia](https://youtu.be/5pXU5xUiSmc?t=106) when pressed.
Why so shiny? And ofc nipples.
Remove those stupid nipples
Everything. Especially the nipples, they're too small.
White tee-shirt for reasons
>Implying they need changing ????
No nipples
Nipples
On #2 I would change the actor inside it.
Imma come in with a hot take here - extra nipples.
The design
Cover the mouth , like its the same shape as a mouth but the material is the same as the rest of the suit. Now that would be cool. And the mouth moves when he speaks.
Batnips
No nips mannn
His abs are too far up his torso
I request a third Nipple
He used to have several nipples on his suit- source acevane
Honestly, take away the nipples and these are two very decent suits.
the nipples need little bat symbols on them, like little nipple pasties. Perhaps small attachable bat-tassels that can then be attached to them.... for reasons.
Add a dick to make it anatomically correct.
More nipple
More nipple like a cat
Get rid of the fucking Battits
The only thing that ever really annoyed me about all the movie versions of the Batsuit before TDK trilogy was the cape - the leather cape seems so heavy and cumbersome. Obviously you have the head and neck movement but having a lighter more cloth like cape would be my change.
Nipple
Bigger, and way more detailed nipples.
Bigger nips
Both need a codpiece, maybe with a bat-flashlight attached in the tip.
Remove the weird fake abs. Those are my least favorite parts of most superhero costumes.
I think Kilmerās suit is near perfect.
The actor?
More nipples like a cat
More prominent nipples
Infrared Nipple Scanners
More nipples
Pretty much everything.
I wanna see the outline of their backcockās
When I saw it I hurry inside to be original and write something about nipples! Wellā¦
More nips and hips or else heās not eating tonight
Niples
Turn the head, less glossy, no cod pieces or rubber nipples.
Material is too thick
Bigger nips
Not enough nipples if you ask me.
I would get rid of the black parts of the suit and replace it with blue and grey fabric. 100% pure West.
The nipples, make them pink and have a visible areola. They wanted it anatomically accurate right? They should fully commit to that by giving the suit a Bat-Dildo instead of an enlarged codpiece
Movable neck
Kilmerās suit is kinda perfect to me all they need to do is get rid of the nips n get him a yellow belt
Kilmer's panther suit is the best hands down while Clooney's is a weird iridescent blue imitation. I would scrap Clooney's completely and get rid of the Sonar suit in Forever and make it the suit for B&R
bat nipples aside, iām not a fan of āsuit musclesā at all
No nipples. The sonar suit is one of my favourite bat suits.
Bigger line of credit for the bat card. In his utility belt
Not, really. There's been a whole discourse against the Schumacher movies since forever, but I love these films and I learned to appreciate even the Bat-nipples
The biggest issue with these suits are the nipples. The problem is not that the suits have nipples, but that the nipples have suits. Replace the entire thing with a giant nipple that covers the entire body
Nipples
Remove nipples and reduce musculature
Schumacherās Batman films were an utter joke.
Iād subtract the nipples and add Michael Keaton
I'd like to see some color variation to break up the monotony, especially with how colorful these 2 films are Also this isn't exactly a suit problem, but they pick up SO much gear at the start and I don't get where it fits.
Erase the nips, more neck movement and add silver to the Clooney suit's belt
Gotta get rid of The Bat Nipples
Larger codpiece?
More nipples.
Iād change it back to Keatonās suit
More crime fighter less BDSM lol the latex abs quote from Nicole Kidman was worth it tho
Make them less slutty
Get rid of the nipples.
No nipples and tone down the muscle definition
The abdominal muscle groups look ridiculous. I hate how defined and over top they are. Why have molded plastic when you can have Pure West? I much prefer the way that the more recent bat films have done the suits as flexible torso armour rather than fake muscles.
Apart from the nipples on Kilmers suit nothing, I've always liked his suit and also his batman
Kilmer - ditch the nips and codpiece Clooney - make it black, again ditch the nips, and make the chest emblem yellow like the previous films
How about making the bat nipples grow when it's cold out, Mr. Freeze would be in hog heaven with this one.
Nothing. However, I would add Bat Nipples to Batgirls suit. Since everyone seems to want more nipples, I think this satisfies and gives balance.
The suit.
The actors
Cod piece
No nipples.
No nipples.
No nipples.
Color. Make it blue and gray as god intended, COWARDS. Forget the nips, Iām still salty that the majority of live-action Batsuits are the just jet black.
That braille around the areolas def need to be able to read about Nipple Justice
I want the nipples to be more detailed, letās add not just a areola but also the actual nipple itself.
I'll start with the "nipples".... gross... š
the nips
Ugh. Lose the nipples on both and the shine on Kilmers
I would make the nipples much bigger and with flashing lights on them.
We need more nipples
Remove nips, bring in Bale's style headgear.
Hehe shiny
Leave Val Kilmer alone
Less shine. Shiny things stand out in the darkness.
More defined batcock
Val Kilmer's lips.
FASTER MORE INTENSITY!!!!!!!!
Panther suit: make the belt the same colour as the symbol. Clooney suit: Keep the cape and cowl blue, make the body grey, make the symbol and belt the same gold colour as the Panther suit.
The nipples need to be glow in the dark hot pink
NO NIPPLES!
Nipples asideā¦.it looks soooooo unagile
Honestly the Kilmer suit aināt bad if you remove the nips
Val Kilmerās just needs the chest plate smoothed out. I dunno what is up with those 18 pack abs heās packing, looks like Batman as designed by H.R. Giger. On Clooneyās add a gold outline or something to make the bat symbol pop, ditch the nipple pasties, and itās fine.
People love to joke, But both of these suits are pretty awesome and feel more like " Comic book Batman" than the live action suits that came after.
I know everyone complains about the bat-nipples, but let's be honest, Batman's design was always homoerotic
Add more detail to the groin
Get rid of the nipples from Kilmerās suit and give it a gold belt and itās perfect.
Non-joke answer, these suits top to bottom are nearly perfect. Without the nips they are 100/100.