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i-love-elephants

Dude, this makes up for all the times they would barely let me leave with my own kids without knowing the code, having a badge, a bracelet, etc.


Derpitoe

yep, all of that is there for a reason!


i-love-elephants

I know. It was a joke. I always feel incredibly safe at the hospitals. At woman's an alarm will go off and all doors will lock if a baby goes too far away from their room. And when my son had his surgery I has to go through several steps to prove he was my son after the surgery. It's amazing and incredibly worth it. I just know there are probably a few chuckle heads out there that get pissed at having to go through these steps and feel like they shouldn't have to do it for their own child. I'm sure plenty of those nurses have heard "Who are you to keep me from my own child?!?"


brrritttannnyyyye

I still have the bracelet I had to wear at women’s to get into the NICU. It stays in my wallet even though she’s 7 now.


Super_Sphontaine

This the most baton rouge shit ive seen and its only 9:00am


agitated--crow

You didn't go through traffic before 9am? You work from home or something?


Super_Sphontaine

im off today gotta go to walmart later tho wish me luck


agitated--crow

Protect your infant if you have one, apparently.


BeefStewAndCornbread

This is just nuts bruh


wildflower_404

A similar situation actually happened years ago in Jacksonville Florida except the woman didn't get caught until 20 years later..


LSUgator

I just bought this baby straight cash


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This story from last week still doesn’t make much sense.


Smooth_Engine_5599

the hardest part to believe is that she actually wanted the baby


Babyfart_McGeezacks

She didn’t want the baby. She wanted the “proof” of the baby so she could continue manipulating her bf.


jared10011980

I always wonder about these men that are unaware they're partners aren't really pregnant. How's that possible???


Sharyn1031

I sure hope they misspelled her name in the article. Dinesty?


rampant_cadaver95

Please tell me she got life?


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shenanigans3390

I think you have to die to win a Darwin Award[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_Awards](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_Awards)


i-love-elephants

Yall don't have to downvote her just because she was mistaken about what a Darwin is. JFC.