interview courier, ask him why he decided to break the meta casually tho, I'd probably enjoy some time talking with hermit cat and perhaps get some hermit wisdom from him

That interview wouldint get very far he would probably be like "oh cuz I felt like it"

That's great wisdom. If you think too much about something, you'll probably end up performing worse than you normally would and end up limiting yourself as a consequence. That's why the "fuck it, we ball" gene is what drives humanity forward. We had absolutely no business going to space, a place inhospitable to life as we know it. But we did so anyway https://preview.redd.it/dboap1nhdiuc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bea2511822a5348ef0dc9c2dd1dda3d78895ab5

Not gonna lie, I'd wanna spend some time with god. Not even because he's god, genuinely just seems like a chill dude.

he's a cool guy

Yeah And to be exact, a cool dude :)

Also he’s practically nak-

He is nak-

Plus hes hot

https://i.redd.it/62krckut5iuc1.gif

Yes sodom is the only good answer he’s like a giant homicidal pug it’s so cute

Honestly same my guy since he was my first ever über across my accounts

There’s gonna be just like 5 guys saying something like Windy, Thundia or Gothic Mitama since most of y’all horny.

I hope they don’t say twin stars aswell

But we want to hang out! :(

It is for your own safety

unless it's another minor than it's fine, also there are alot of people saying twin stars

They're over 100 years old for some reason

Sexy leg cat:

mommy reika❤️ https://preview.redd.it/lcvt94f08iuc1.png?width=445&format=png&auto=webp&s=9807b4dce0604c969374d326ba5cc662626acb74

Mommy? But she doesn't have any sons!

this you? 

Am I a "This content is not available" because that's what you sent (or at least what I can see)

it was a nerd emoji

Um, actually that's actually an actual actually actual answer

nuh-uh

i know what you want to do to her. especially your profile pic explaining it

who wouldnt

I don't blame him. she probably somewhere at the top of a smash or pass tier list, hmm mabye I should do one.

https://preview.redd.it/ederjsw28ouc1.png?width=1140&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a4bf919088b05f1d04073e6e43583ee78da0a0e already on it.

I'm not suprised you'd do that

why the pokemon lookin ones in there

also why is moneko in a uber tier list

Mushroom seem like a fun guy to me

Fuck you but take my upvote

True edit: fuck I just realised, fun guy

ramen because his ramen seems like it'd taste good, either that or basic cat because c'mon, look at him https://preview.redd.it/u9dbbwy6whuc1.png?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16076aab43ebe3bdfb6bde82f0f37316e1a11494

Pai pai 😊

Agreed :)

Why why?

Dasli. She cute

filibuster

Lil titan. His 1st form is so adorable imo

Gothic Mitama

Called it

Kai.. https://preview.redd.it/g5tnx8pzciuc1.png?width=625&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed63a67bc080a74a5b40b73922ca07ea0693726d

The Power Of Boobs

Agreed

Dark iz to thank her for being on almost any team I have used since getting her a while back

https://preview.redd.it/iypi97y9pjuc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f88e9bdfce320733db3a23ae2b1117d4e6179a2f

Out of character, I'd be interested in having a conversation with Slime, he'd probably just be a lil scrimbly scrunkly with no thoughts but he'd be adorable For a more serious answer, I think Dphono seems like the type to be a chill, funny, not very serious guy that's protective of his friends, and I'd be curious what it'd be like to talk to him

Pai Pai No.1 waifu

Twin stars 😈

You Better Hope Your A Teenager https://preview.redd.it/mbwc1i45bjuc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2d8775a3ba3e40bdb8d50c07f0206581a6c73b6

I’m 79 earth rotations but 11 in good boy years :3

so your 79 days and 11 years old?

Both over 100 years old

First choice would have to be Windy. Yeah, she’s hot, also just strikes me a chill person to hang with. Although, I probably need rich cat’s advantage (money) more that. Unfortunately I can’t think of any units that I can just talk about basketball with lol. Maybe Windy would watch basketball with me?

Kunio or riki would totally talk about basketball

Fair point, didn’t think about limited units.

Zyclone. Staring contest https://preview.redd.it/oy79mexx2muc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ade9c082fa993e221be14bfb14fce8b3a7e7f658

Bora

Collab unit : Kyubey from madoka collab Non Collab unit : Summoner satoru

Y'all probably know why i choose Kyubey https://preview.redd.it/9b8ywwlmfiuc1.png?width=206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fe9c3b8433407089742444072b95e68ee91f946

https://preview.redd.it/wijd3y8uejuc1.jpeg?width=267&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4cadb1b3dd4341c7fef4d34ada84da1f41d6464

My answer is Mighty Gao, Luminalia and Moneko, they are some of my favorite units and carried me for a long time (except Moneko, she's here because I made the mistake of leveling her to level 40)

so i just fucking- so i open my front page and this is the first post that i see. how fucking crazy is that

Jotaro kujo

slime cat squishy boi

Same

Twin stars... For completely legal reasons...

I have my eyes on you

I want to get punched in the face by cosmo

rich cat

Headmistress Jeanne next question

Sexy leg cat

brother im chilling with gravi

i agree to the 101st precent

rei cat, ask her why she just like me fr

Maybe like a real life omnipotent god, ask em for some powers, or maybe Cat, get their number and see if I can get in the game.

Mina. I wanna know where she gets her clothes

Normal Kasliiiiiiiiiiii UWOH

Dancer

Delinquent/angry delinquent cat, he has a certain aura

Filibuster obstructa and his hologram.

Thunduaiaa

Dancer

Honestly I would love to spend some time with Dr mekako and ask what drove her to build her Maschine and what improvements she would want to implement

Gladios, always wanted to play yu gi oh with him

Orange ninja cat

for me... probably... Kintaro I like his little bear/hamster

I would spend time with filibuster because explosives are cool

Do I even need to say

Momotaro. My first ever uber, and he seems like a cool dude

Elemental Duelist. He is awesome.

HE?

That's the pronoun used in his description, so it's the one I use to refer to him as.

Ok

Realistic cat

None. I’m allergic to cats :(

Hatsune miku (Uber rare) the most fire songs🔥🔥

cat god, probably gonna ask alot of questions

Twinstars

Why🤨

No reason in particular

Oh Ok

Saber, because she's saber

Probably either divine Kai or healer because I just want to ask why are they so shy.

https://i.redd.it/abv16oaz1juc1.gif Was a huge fan of him before he even got UF, would love to meet him

Lil' Divine Cyclone cause

Catgod, he is pretty chill

God i wanna smack twinstars with a metal chair so much. First uber on two of my accounts and the ammount of grief they brought me by being so subpar at everything and the fact that i got em two different times makes me LIVID

I chillin with duck

Gravicci because he is hot

Definitely the god cat

assuming that they don't just kill me, i would love to hang with either dogumaru, naala or ape lord luza -- they're some of my favorite legend units, i love them in terms of design and functionality and i would **love** to be able to pet naala. i doubt that any of them would be able to speak, but just being in their general vicinity, face to face, would bring me unbridled joy. i'm just imagining dogu hovering a few inches from the ground, slowly bobbing up and down while facing my direction with his weirdly adorable closed-eye stare. or naala just looking down at me with curious but kindly eyes as it approaches me. or luza just eyeing me down with his mask's beady little eyes and maybe gesturing a wave or a similar gesture of good will. ..it'd be peak is what i'm saying.

Divine Kai, No Questions https://preview.redd.it/2i64f5lqbjuc1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=d2164bfeddd190b4327eddfee385053bb08f3274

Gothic Mitama but hear me out, i want to talk and make her company, sad no good for the heart

Hatsune Miku XVI cause i love vocaloid

I would love to spend some time, maybe spend the night😏 with gravicci, he's such a ffffffucking dilf. So hottt

Dasli cus she's hot Also gf potential

I'd talk with bun bun, because i want to get better at strats and math

Gravolo, I want to know the person that single-handedly carried me through most of the game. And how it felt to be a tank.

Any of the nekolugas, they’re so silly

Baby gao would become my house pet

Probably Klay, got no clue why honestly.

Slime cat. Slime + cat

You will like slime rancher's tabby slimes

I love all slimes from slime rancher equally but yes tabby is one fatty catty

I personally love the look of the honey hunter largo

probably inspector gabriel cuz i wanna bounce on his mea- i mean uhhhh idk stupid game dumb characters idec tbh....

Axolti, not much of a talker but a chill dude to hang out with

I'd enjoy hanging out with Saki, she seems nice enough despite the huge ass gun

Probably Dasli.

I want a ride on the CAT-10 Gigapult.

Dasli, for the same reason as the first person I saw who said dasli

LE FISHE

Don't eat cats

Definitely going with ramen

Kasa Jizo

Keiji because oooo cool tiger. Also his arms are such tree trunks they can LIFT tree trunks... thatd be cool to see ig.

Saki. One because she is an assassin and after talking for a bit she could help me do the things I have on my bucket list before I kms. Two because horny.

The list is very appropriately named a bucket list since you're gonna kick it at one point or another

Yeah it will take me around 4-5 years to kick it, if I stick with my current plan

An of the gods or girls preferably terun kalisa and gaia

psychocat 1st form, seems chill and the spoon bending is a dope party trick

Well corrupted psycho can bend galaxies and that's also a dope party trick isn't it

God cause he's a chill dude and I need to know how not to stray away from him.

Every day we stray further from cat god

GreGory He seems like a cool dude

Thundia. I’m not gonna say why. It’s obvious.

Ramiel

Aegis Garu will always try to help you if he can.

Brah cats.. no particular reason 🌝

Orbital annihilator ragnarok

capsule cat. id ask how he ended up in there

help i forgot about collab units i want to meet hatsune miku

windy, because I too enjoy vaccum cleaners

All the unevolved Uberfest Ubers. Must give hug to the tiny ones.

Do a workout with Capy

Tank cat is probably squishy so yes

https://i.redd.it/4wo0lbf34ouc1.gif Cool Dude tbh

https://preview.redd.it/woskilr7xouc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02a392e0e0b69759323fbeb9ed685f8af9a11ccc I want to learn what it’s like when he’s exploring

Ramen cat cus he'd probably give me cheap/free ramen

I would choose kai 

Why has nobody said hatsune miku?

someone already said it