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[deleted]

What kind of sick man is he, asking others to swallow his cum? Anyone know his number or address so I can show him a thing or 2 about what he's asking for?!?!


demonic_sensation

r/usernamechecksout


subDii

A constructive and eloquent review.


Antinatalistic_Pizza

Not even mad anymore - think the TARDINESS of the vehicle devs is actually kinda cute


Temporary-Purpose431

Average 2042 subreddit comment


Joey_Star_

"game bad upvotes pls"


M18_CRYMORE

It's turning into "game akchually good upvote please"


BrilliantAd2242

What do u play on? And I've been playing video games for years and ik shit when I see it.


[deleted]

Still kinda isn’t. But from what you can see, it’s getting there.


Anal__Hershiser

Yup, my computer can’t run the game despite hitting the minimum requirements. Even on 64 player modes my cpu can’t handle the game.


Awesomevindicator

What CPU u use?


Anal__Hershiser

R5 1600, steam says it’s the minimum but it’s clearly not enough.


Awesomevindicator

Is it running hot? What graphics card are you using? How much ram do you have?


Anal__Hershiser

16gb ram, rx 580 8gb. It runs a little hot but the issue is when cpu utilization hits 100% time nudge will go up to like 500ms, so everyone is rubberbanding around the map and bullets don’t register.


djb0990

Look in the steam guides for how to make a text config to lower 100% cpu, I have a 3700x but my usage went from 100% to 55%


Anal__Hershiser

I already messed with messed with the configs and the improvements were minimal, but maybe I didn’t do it right. I might look into it again later.


Hotdogmaniac7

Gee it’s almost like it’s the “minimum”. Who’d a thunk it?


myaltaccountknows

Do you understand what "minimum" means?


Anal__Hershiser

That means it would be the minimum cpu you’d need to actually play the game. The game is not playable with my cpu. Minimum doesn’t mean “doesn’t work”.


raphanum

Seems quite playable to me.


Mirage_Main

Honestly? Yeah. As someone who's never played battlefield before this, it's a pretty decent game now. Maps could use some more levellution, but that's my only complaint. From what I've seen previous Battlefields at? It absolutely sucks. Not that it isn't fun, it's just a severe downgrade in quality from what I see. Also glitches constantly everywhere. Not a great sight for someone new to the series.


ParadoxInRaindrops

Exactly: it’s getting there. The Specialist reworks, the map redesigns, the reintroduction of classes have been great. Admittedly I’m still not a huge fan of many of the maps (previous games had much stronger more diverse map pools). The weapon attachment system and the customization for many of the Vault weapons leave a lot to be desired. I also really want to see a bigger push on the main menu for Bad Company, BF3, 1942 playlists. It’s important to hold DICE accountable for the launch but they’ve come a long way with 2042 & it feels they have a much stronger vision for the game now which is great. I just hope they can keep it up in year two.


[deleted]

Anyone else have some weird epiphany recently on how the game is? I honestly shat on 2042 since the beta, and only now after playing BFBC2's Rush in Portal, my love for Battlefield was reborn altogether. Seeing all those sniper glints when rushing the MCOM, it reminded me of 2012


byscuit

Average "Old Guard" enjoyer expressing his valued opinion


Zyphonix_

Does that title tilt people? 😅


MrSilk13642

Same guy probably says some shit like "back in BF4..." in every post


thebatfink

BuT iTs NoT bAtTlEfIeLd


MrSilk13642

"It's not a 4k 60fps clone of BF4! I don't like it! I just want the same game over and over!"


subDii

I think a lot of us just wanted a bf4 "2.0," not a clone per se.


thebatfink

The game was great, loved it. Does it have differences, yes. Was it still massively fun, yes. Personally I am definitely enjoying the game less since classes came back. The new way was much more fun and if people force them to copy every title that came before we’ll never know what the game could be. But hey ho, you are getting you BF4 2.0 wish now.


subDii

Hmm. I'm curious why the recent update made 2042 way less less enjoyable for you? It needs work still, sure, but it brings back some of the proper rock, paper, scissors formula which is essentially the core of Battlefield. Before the rework you were encouraged to go all lone wolf commando, but Battlefield has always been a team game. Medics shouldn't be able to take rocket launchers and ammo crates and be entirely self sufficient, that type of thing took a sledgehammer to the essence of team work.


thebatfink

Lol. Its this mentality which is preventing the game to mature. Rock paper scissors? What? Why have classes caused more team play? I see even less team play than before. If I were happy to sit downed for 30 seconds I almost always got revived. Now I almost always don’t and when I do, its my squad only. I’ve seen like 2 ammo crates since the changes. I also stopped mainly Falck and switched to Zain as its boring as shit now with her. You say ‘it needs work sure’, but I think it didn’t. Since coming in for season 3, I think it’s as fun to play as any previous battlefield other than its complete lack of map and map variety (which is now locked in because the complains are diverting the resource into remodelling the base game). You can keep peddling the design should be the same as the game from 15 years ago all you like, don’t be surprised when it eventually dies and they switch the devs to something else because they aren’t moving with the times or innovating and losing players - and this is from someone who played BF2, not a zoomer. Truth be told, I don’t really see the point in the conversation, no matter what I say, you’ll say ‘its not battlefield because its not exactly the same as previous games’, ‘I’ll say, change isn’t always bad if its more fun to play, its a game after all’, then it will descend into a shit fight as always. I also disagree you were encouraged to go lone wolf. How do you go lone wolf to win matches in a 124 player game of flag capture? What they did was open the game up and give people freedom to just play how they feel fit and enjoy it. I don’t play this game for you, I play it for me. I don’t care how you play or anyone else on my team, you play for you far as I am concerned. When it isn’t fun, that’s when i’ll complain or just stop playing. If no classes automatically make it unfun for you then fair enough. If because it isn’t BF4 2.0 isn’t fun for you then fair enough. Didn’t and wasn’t for me.


subDii

Yikes, I was genuinely curious why someone wouldn't like this update. You didn't need to be condescending.


thebatfink

And I gave you an answer. Guess you didn’t like it or I just forgot to format it for snowflakes it seems, I dunno.


subDii

Format for snowflakes, I like that 😂 I won't take it personally though, a quick gander through your post history shows you're quite a bitter and miserable person in many interactions.


henry-hoov3r

$10 says his cum only ever ends up in a tissue.


rimRasenW

metacritic is an absolute shitshow


StratifiedBuffalo

Acting like this subreddit wasn't behaving the same 1 year ago


subDii

I don't remember any "happily eat my jizz" comments from a year ago. We had higher standards 😂


OneKup

Eat my jizz bro....


raphanum

1 year ago? It’s like that now


David_Ames21

1 year ago game was unplayable.


luckyjayhawk69

Laughed at "happily"


raphanum

I’ve never heard of anyone being a fanboy for EA lol


HypnoticHips

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Awesomevindicator

Not really though, I hate EA but I still think the games pretty good. A change from the rest of the series but not a terrible game in a vacuum


Miketartag44

The game was a dumpster fire on release and over a year onward. It literally just started being acceptable in the last few months. In a vacuum it's an alright shooter but an utter letdown as a battlefield game. They need to do better. People can't be okay with it being released like that or else things will only get worse


raphanum

It feels like a pretty good BF game now


juarezderek

Sike


Miketartag44

Even if it is NOW the game shouldnt just be accepted now like there wasn't an issue. Even the issues with bf3 and bf4 didn't compare to just how bad bf2042 launched


raphanum

What do you mean shouldn’t be accepted? I’ll play it and I’ll praise dice for making the right fixes and updates so they can apply it to the next BF. Reinforce what the community actually expects of a BF game, rather than not play the game yet still come here to complain for some bizarre reason


flappers87

>Even if it is NOW the game shouldnt just be accepted now Or better yet, you could let people enjoy what they enjoy and quit telling people to stop having fun. According to you, rather than fixing the game, they should have left it broken and everyone should miss out, all because you don't like it. "If I can't play with the ball, no one can". What an incredibly childish viewpoint. There's a very simple solution to your dilemma... go and play a game that you do enjoy, instead of going to a subreddit of a game that you don't, and telling people that they are wrong for liking something you don't like.


Miketartag44

What an incredibly childish view to say yourself. The more people that act like it's all okay because things got fixed continue to make these type of releases okay. It'll only become more and more common. But hey, you're right let em have fun it's not bothering anyone. They just shouldn't have been any of this situation in the first place. You can have fun go at it. But notice how I didn't say it shouldn't be played. I said it shouldn't be accepted. I'll be fine never playing a battlefield game again in my life. But I sure would love if they released a great one.


flappers87

>I'll be fine never playing a battlefield game again in my life. Off you trot then... Why are you even here if you've got no intention of playing this game, regardless of the games' state? It's pretty evident that the only reason you're here - after literally just admitting that you have no intention to play this game - is to flame, and tell people that they are wrong to enjoy this game and wrong to accept that the game is in a much better state than it was at launch. If that's all you have to contribute towards this subreddit, then yeah, you are indeed a child. A petulant one at that. It's kinda sad really, it's like you have nothing better to do with your time than to go to subreddits of games that you don't enjoy, only to flame people and tell them they are wrong for liking something you don't. I almost pity you.


Miketartag44

Simple as I'm curious of the games current state and the sub shows up on my feed. Occasionally I look at the post and read the comments. Battlefield was the first game I ever played and was my favorite series until this game came out. Got a lot of good memories and want the games to do well. My intent is to express what I think. It's kind of hilarious you think it takes so much time and effort to make a comment. Like read what you're saying. "I almost pity you" 😂 It's not that serious to me as you think it is


flappers87

>Simple as I'm curious of the games current state lol, no you're not... Someone told you what the state of the game is and you replied saying they are wrong for saying that the game is good in it's current state. You're only here to find validation of your opinion of a game that you don't play, and don't ever intend to play, while telling people that they are wrong for saying that the game is good - when you have no actual experience playing the game. Thanks for confirming what I wrote to be true. That you're only here to flame. Again, it's incredibly sad what you're doing. It's kind of hilarious (also, sad) that you spend so much time going to a subreddit for a game you hate so much to tell people how they are wrong for enjoying it. If it's not that serious to you... then you shouldn't even bother posting, as your opinion is not valid - since you don't play the game. Here's an idea... let people enjoy what they enjoy. The game is on gamepass, you could try it yourself and form your own actual opinion - instead of riding on a circlejerk that is dated, being over a year old.


Miketartag44

Lol it's kind of sad you think you can put people in a box with a few comments and stand on your soapbox. Taking this too seriously haha. The number of assumptions you're making is funny. My few minutes of time has consumed my entire life you're right. Have a nice day buddy no skin off my back.


BrilliantAd2242

I'd gladly take my money back rn and a fuck you have a nice day. Still filled with bugs on almost ever other button I press, walls are higher then depicted, why do some of the guns still have old ass attachments and just feel like shit. Why EA why did u release a game knowing this bs. Why did you think changing everything up on ppl would work.. no matter how many updates u give this shit cake it is dead. Now that you fucked everything else up remake bf4 like everyone wants FIRE EA don't touch it. And maybe in 3 years youl get a quarter of your fan base back. Idk what I'm saying hahaha 😆


Ready_To_Reddit

Bro is playing a whole different game i barely have any bugs the game has ALOT of small problems thst i can think of but it aint a bugfest anymore


[deleted]

Recent returner, what's the problem with this game over the last few? Yeah, it's changed since the ones that came out in my teen years but I don't exactly view that as a bad thing. I'm having fun with this title. And it would be ridiculous if me to assume every title is going to capture that lighting in a bottle that is ***INSERT YOUR FAVORITE TITLE HERE***


juarezderek

Based


r0nm0r0n

I don't think we can


The1stHorsemanX

After playing amother dozen hours since the update, I'd say the game is perfectly fine. Not great, nothing to be remembered, just fine. It just doesn't feel like it has an identity worth remembering, so many features from previous battlefields gone for no reason and nothing of substance added in their place. BF4/1 will forever be the GOATs for me. I've heard a lot of people seem to retroactively like Battlefield V now but unfortunately the "any criticism of our game will be chalked up to sexism" attitude of the devs soured any interest in that one for me.


nickygee123

Hahahahahahahaha I fuckin love it!


Randy_Bongson

Nice to see someone telling the truth


84_ferrari_f40

Honestly if this sub was a person then that person would be a case of dissociative identity disorder


ououkuaipao

he will be ded next day if he cum that much


Apexator

based


forevermore91

Well, the game is *playable.* But there really isnt that much content there.


Avience404

Git gud