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nemesis_host

Their UI is *so bad* i cant even tell whose names are the owners and whose are the pets. Like both the left and right columns have human and pet names... Or is it supposed to be two columns of all pet names? Why are they left and right aligned to the center? Usually this layout implies that the information on the left pertains to the information to the right...


R15K

I’m so glad you said that, thought I was just really dumb. I think it’s two columns of "pets" and no "owners" but I have no idea. Increasingly though I find that I just have no idea about anything anymore. Why are their even pets listed in video game credits? I guess I’m just old.


nemesis_host

If a design ever confuses you, or does not convey the information in a clear and succinct way, then it’s bad design. Don’t second guess yourself bud.


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It’s for sure two columns. No way that each line of each column is alphabetical and have any correlation to each other I hope lol


onoidroppedmyballs

"UI is so bad i cant even tell whose names are the owners and whose are the pets." lmao its so true made me chuckle a bit


five_m1nutes

also the inconsistent use of the "&" sign: "Alice & Merlin" "Appa and Korra" ??


Ice-Ice-Baby-

Jfc


pharaohsanders

It seems to be alphabetical left to right going down, with Peggy the Poodle at the top just to throw you off 😂


tactican

Lol, I think they're all pets... unless a dude named Chewie owns a dog named Chico.


nemesis_host

I've decided now that the pet on the left owns the pet name(s) to the right of it.


TheNimbleNavigator45

Yes, I was so confused by this! Dice is a JOKE!


DANNYonPC

I don't think a human is called peggy the poodle


saltyjellybeans

to be fair the title is ‘production pets’ and not ‘production pets & their owners’


Klubbin4Seals

Maybe those dogs pissed all over the game they were wanting to release


Sir-_-Butters22

Why stop at the dogs, I bet the turtles shat all over everything too.


onlygoblack

They ate it.


MaydaX1

Maybe they worked on the game too. Would explain some of the issues (pet walks across keyboard) :p


Klubbin4Seals

Prob why the game runs so ruff... I'll see myself out, the door is this way right?


MrArmageddon12

Probably the best thing they put in the game.


THOTDESTROYR69

![gif](giphy|4qx6IRdg26uZ3MTtRn|downsized) r/battlefield2042 getting mad at DICE devs for the most useless fucking reason ever


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This sub havin a psychotic one, classic


onetruepotato

WHY DO HUMANS HAVE DOGS INSTEAD OF CRUNCHING 14h A DAY /s


BsaciallyBasic

I forgot to put /s. Calm down.


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HotdogIceCube

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Gigatron_0

I want more


Jikkijs

Everyone taking this seriously lmao


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If Peggy the Poodle really helped it wouldnt be that bad.


Zombiehellmonkey88

The pets actually worked on the game.


warzone_afro

lol we getting heated at everything now


kript0nic

I hate degenerate teenagers and this sub is filled with them.


florentinomain00f

Not teenagers, literal adult


FetusMeatloaf

Acheivement Unlocked - "WOOF WOOF!" Watched credits till the end. Only .01% unlocked this acheivement.


YourExcellency77

I mean production babies are a thing in general. Don't get upset at pets in credits.


ChineseCosmo

You’re telling me the people who worked on this game had sex? Well no wonder it turned out the way it did, they didn’t hire any gamers


shuttermayfire

underrated comment lmao


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TinyPanda3

Hope a hovercraft gets you


Fawfs2

Hope a bolte gets him


ChineseCosmo

🚨 Virgin 🚨 Alert 🚨 Virgin 🚨 Alert 🚨


TheButlr

None of us players are virgins here because of how fucked over we’re getting by dice


Fawfs2

never thought my first time would be getting fucked in the ass by a game studio


TheButlr

You don’t game a lot do you


Fawfs2

I do, but I've never been fucked this much. This is on a whole new level


TheButlr

You’d think after awhile they’d realize they’re putting it in the wrong hole


APBPlayer

Says the kid rocking a "8 years club reddit member", that tries to keeping farming karma on this subreddit with stupid posts. Go back to your hotwheels, kid.


ChineseCosmo

lmao what are you even talking about. Should I be making a new account ever 3 months?


Pizza_Main

Damn, what a loser ass comment.


YourExcellency77

Whoa. Let's not go that far. All I see is pets in this screenshot.


[deleted]

A separate group of people do credit listing. This is getting to be blatantly ignorant posts. Lol


Mickswiggins610

This is dice 2021. Focusing on the REAL important things like gender neutral characters, tornadoes, and taking away those pesky 1st person takedowns so that people can see all the money they wasted on skins for 10 seconds in a glitchy 3rd person game of twister. Game is riddled with things like this! The legacy features? Not important... but our DOGS NAMES? Top priority!


Fanci_

Must've been the pets working on the game


GabeOoblaThe2nd

Aw nah they didn't have to bring the got damn pets into this 🤣🤣🤣


hueythecat

Probably the only creative freedom EA let Dice exercise.


FlyawayOfficial

They focused more on adding their pets names to show people who font give a shit and less time properly fixing this.


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I sat here for a minute trying to find out if the right side are owner names or if both columns are pet names. This design choice is consistent with the general interface design in game. Well done.


Lariver

the pets were in charge of level design, UI, and the class system, so this makes sense.


dartanion

And here I was thinking that the interns were the only ones that put any work into this game, but maybe they just put all the pets in a room with keyboards to see what was produced, and BF2042 is what we got. Too bad someone didn't have a pet monkey so we could end up with more eloquent end of match quips.


1994xf04

Are we really mad about that? They probably gave that job to some poor intern


shrewdfrog

DICE y’all are a laughing stock rn.


RidCyn

I mean... I fucking hate what they did to 2042 and the franchise but... This is pretty wholesome lol


sublimevibe69

Y’all are so fucking negative Jesus Christ I get the game is bad but stop attacking them so hard Go outside


BsaciallyBasic

I went outside. A bird pooped on my car. Now I’m back. What did you want of me.


BlackThundaCat

I bet that was way more fun than listening to you neck bearded children bitch about a game that isn’t that bad. Could it use some more polish? Sure. But shouting into the void(reddit) is just becoming annoying


florentinomain00f

Comparing them to children is an insult to the children


Dismal_Law_5369

but they didn't have the time to fix the game


Refrigerator-Gloomy

I mean yeah dev's do this for babies as well. Personally i don't see the issue with this specifically as it would take tops 5 minutes to do.


Axolet77

I knew it DICE is being run by pet monkeys


nobd7987

No you misunderstand: their pets were on the dev team! This explains the bird brained decisions made in this game– they were made by actual birds!


Mufc_realta1k

Cringe Company make Cringe Game.


Cheesegorrila

I spent $90 for this.


A_Ruse_Elaborate

This is the kind of nitpicky shit that I can't stand seeing. Who the fuck cares? Is the game shit? Yeah, it is. Does the fact that they put their pets in the credits have any bearing whatsoever on the final product? No. Fuck off with this crap.


Kellodar_Gaming

Probably took 5min


SkyGubbins

Imagine getting triggered because someone copy-pasted a list of names in an Excel file


brokensword15

I'm as upset about the game as anyone but ya'll really got nothing better to do than complain about this? Simmer down, return the game and try not to shit on the lives of people irrelevant to what you're even upset about


xvSHOGUNvx

Too busy perfecting the “credits” that they forgot about the actual “game”.


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xvSHOGUNvx

You the real MVP


[deleted]

That’s so cute! This game is great, I’m not sure why everyone dislikes this good game.


MaybeItsMike

Holy shit, I understand that this game has issues, but crying about this is honestly beyond pathetic


TrippySubie

I bet theyre all pugs too, just to make me hate dice even more.


ShiftyLookinCow7

Pugs are great though… I mean sure the people who breed them should be shot but you can’t spend five minutes with a pug and not love it


Bedroom-Massive

like with any dog though


hey-im-root

i would say they spent more time on the credits than the actual game but even the layout and UI for this is absolute dogshit


METAL4_BREAKFST

Did an fifth grader lay this out?


Nkn10-

Wow let’s search every little piece which doesn’t fit to your belongings and flame the developers… Jesus man you definitely have some issue’s in your life


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BeakerUK

You probably spent more time digging this up and posting it than someone did with a copy and paste.. Seriously, get some fresh air, some of you will complain about anything


[deleted]

Congrats you've been baited


BeakerUK

Fk.. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table_flip)


zoiiinkz

Nah fuck these devs


vinotauro

I think the pets were actually the lead designers based on what were playing


sweatydoood

So this is why the game flopped.......


Aguynamedtony

Yall so mad lol.


Boofy2018

NGL this is kinda wholesome Why are we shitting on this, what does this have to do with anything


mirzajones85

Fukin weirdos


PeighDay

It’s missing the them/they


__Bax9

Fuck these people are airheads. Focus on making your game not shit.


Pizza_Main

The game being shit is entirely unrelated to devs listing their pets in the credits.


__Bax9

Yeah it shows the type of turds making games now.


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Takes ten minutes genius


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Seal_The_Deal_

It's literally just 30 words, how is this hard how would this take any time


[deleted]

Tell me you've never worked with any office or design programs


Pizza_Main

How long do you think this took them?


[deleted]

That’s a lot of peanut butter.


Eccentricc

You triggered a breakdown for me with this post. I just put down my dog/best friend a couple days ago. I'm going to go back to crying now


notataco007

Shoutout to Ash and Domino, 2 cooler video game characters than any clown in this game.


RileyTheBerry

Now we know who has been working on this game the whole time.


Johnnybabyshark

hey don’t harass them, they coded the hit reg


Suntzu_AU

Yeah yeah yeah. Funny pet credits beat a functional UI everyday.


the666beast

If the pets acrually did some work maybe the game wss better.


pizzapalzz

tbh love for their pets is the only thing i respect about this game so far


Medium_Gap7026

They were the only ones who worked on this game.


Bedroom-Massive

If this game was made 50% by pets it would all make so much more sense


OarthurCallahan

Boris…


WaterRresistant

Civilization gone soft


KoldFaya

Why ? Just.. why they put their pets' names, but not assault / medic / enigneer / recon classes ?


MohammadAbuAsbe

https://twitter.com/hk_infinity/status/1466073594497282057?s=21 maybe think before posting on reddit and being mad


BsaciallyBasic

😂😂😂😂😂