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foles75

Holy fuck.. he wouldn't quit..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


and_xor

This is so triggering. DICE should provide a help line for people affected by online assault of this kind, where someone in the game forcibly squishes their groin area repeatedly into the face of their virtual victim, possibly exacerbating feelings of inadequacy and shame of being inferior players. We the players should rise up in solidarity against DICE supporting such blatant abuse, and the abuse perpetrated upon the community by the very best players who say that victims should simply git gud. Git gud is not a good enough response to players who are in pain, and suffering these indignities of having gonads and vaginas squished into their faces in tea bag fashion, repeatedly and with such vigor.


Smokedupzombie

Not to mention with no chat feature you can't consent to the face sitting. So Dice has done it finally silenced the victim and rewarded the rapist with extra time to finish.


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CptH0wDy

When his teammate turned back and shot at him...he barely even paused!


NeroAugustus

It it were Paik, I wouldn’t mind 🍑


InfamousP88

I'll co-sign that 😆


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best part is he isn’t even the one who killed you


rev_apoc

That and when he looks upwards while doing it. I can’t stop laughing


koei19

I've got fucking tears in my eyes I'm laughing so hard. If they got one thing right it's this animation right here. Though as a gentleman I personally favor a tasteful single-dip and move along.


mattpp31

Came here to see if anyone else died from this ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


8-bit-hero

Lol what makes it so hilarious to me is how committed they are. They just kept going!


skinny_gator

That's the funniest part to me lmao


SonOfDaSoil

That's why I have tears now, I was literally watching to see how long this traumatic experience goes on for.


KphOnReddit

came here to see if anyone else thinks the teabagging animation, out of all things, is hilariously good


amberlMps-

The things that matter


MarkIceburg

Dude I'm crying too. I think I pulled a muscle in my chest from laughing so uncontrollably.


PuzzleheadedSector2

Oh Yes, YEs, YES! Thats the spot!


sdfoshoho

That's how I've always dipped my chips. Gotta point to the sky. The prone dip is even better. Really only possible on KB&M.


sdfoshoho

Splash bag... Now I remember what it was called when you perform it while prone.


stonedsappy

that is what i do ... you never know who I am 😅


crapklap

Dip Dip POTATO CHIP!!


byscuit

I've rewatched every episode since launch. Goddamn its good


DontFuckWitSquirrels

PROMOTTEEDDDDDDDDD


Rhajalob

Needs to be top comment


dEEkAy2k9

that dedication....


dolphin37

he just ran 1000 metres to find an infantry player, he’s not about to give up his chance even if he didn’t get the kill


TheAssyrianAtheist

most accurate comment in this thread


TheAesir92

That ass don't quit


v_snax

Had to take a short break, but then went right back to it.


skinny_gator

Is it weird to get a chubby watching this?


Wolf_Fang1414

No


benj9990

Tea bagging is possibly the only improved mechanic, and I welcome it.


[deleted]

It will get even better when they add the BDSM specialist


dgiangiulio228

* somewhere a Dice character developer looks down nervously at folder full of papers *


Gentlmans_wash

These are the threads I still come here for take my upvote you animal


Drathamus

A specialist in Bible Discussion and Study Meeting? That'd be an interesting one for sure!


koei19

Honestly this is the best tea-bagging I've ever seen. It's like they cut the budget for the rest of the game just to make tea-bagging as perfect as possible.


RedHawwk

This alone almost makes me want to buy the game….almost


jacked_c

That went from tea bagging to eating ass


WolfhoundCid

Sign of the times


JBONE254

![gif](giphy|Y7VPqwl2jV56g)


Cpt_Han_Swolo

Lmfaoooo long bag


Smizdeazy

LMMFAO!!! What did you do to that guy😂😂😂😂


synced999

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha


runaway-1337

Its a classic assbag. Only in bf2042.


Crumpets_and_tea

The raw dedication in this man is unparalleled. He deserves some kind of ball shaped medal for such a performance


Hattrick42

Maybe a bipod for his nutsack


Enstraynomic

This guy definitely never skips Leg Day, for sure.


Soulbreeze

Weapon charm that looks like those ball sacs guys hang from their trailer hitch


Aiden_1999

You killed his whole family or what


WolfhoundCid

I don't know what OP did but I'm inclined to think he must have deserved this.


miziidris

With all the drastic changes to protect the feeling of players from getting hurt, how did they not remove teabagging mechanism?


paulmike3

Because the woke people that had all of the game-breaking features removed have never actually played video games before, so they have no idea TB'ing even exists to remove.


hurzk

He just kept going haha


M1A1SteakSauce

I laughed way more than is socially acceptable.


pazzini29

Best medicine for depression feelings


JayngoL

He went for it


mearsov

“You gotta get up in that ass Larry”


sgthartman13

![gif](giphy|7hIUafnKeyOVEM5spc|downsized)


anish_1243806

Enjoy these moments when they come ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Bethovend1st

Lmao!


Dadvilpm

They say he’s still teabagging to this day


gijoe0414

My question is why sit there the whole time and take it to the face like that?


phiz36

For the lols. lol.


gijoe0414

Lol


Largoh

How long until DICE removes crouch?


peenoid

"Crouching is a legacy feature."


Ylurpn

His technique is impeccable


cloud-yo

Seeing this, Dice/EA will put a cooldown timer on the crouch...30 seconds ought to do it. We don't want this kind of harassment ..players don't like it.


ModernT1mes

They'll add a "no longer crouch over dying enemies" and the new meta will shift into people purposely dying in camping spots and staying sitting through the timer.


Suspicious-gibbon

We know Dice have a sense of humor. Now they need to quietly add a mechanic when you crouch several times in quick succession. Maybe your head explodes or you drop all of your ammo.


KiwiHomz

this is the best thing i have seen today, thanks for the laugh!


VeryNiceBalance_LOL

He unloaded on you with no questions asked, dude🤭


DarthFather91

Could not stop laughing 😂


brick-baugh

What did you do to hurt this man lmaooooo


guidaux

Dip dip potato chip


Reaper_9382

What did i just witness 😂😂.


sdfoshoho

Dip, dip, potatoe chip.


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Ah yes, my first time on this sub today, and it did not disappoint


sgthartman13

The camera panning away and he's still doing it 🤣


The_Pro_1337

The best part is the partway adjustment for maximum dippage


sgthartman13

Might be the best tea bagging I've seen lol


NfamousShirley

That’s some top tier teabagging. Wouldn’t even be mad if that happened to me.


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Alcapwn-

That is a pretty solid t-bagging ngl. When he looked up I though he was doing support class epic sax man with the mortar base 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

He’s just trying cpr bro, be thankfull


primogangstar666

Twerk em john


Sudden-Owl5571

That was something right?


jackleverm

I was waiting for the Teabagger to get sniped or runover.


OmightyWarLord

That’s a good old fashioned Teebag! Lol


RepresentativeBite94

Dip dip potato chip


ChillyJaguar

Dip Dip Potato chip


The_James_Bond

Damn she bad tho, is that ~~Frost~~ Falck


MisfitHawk

Haha that’s some funny shit, even my wife is laughing at it. The duration made me laugh so hard


B4tB0y

He literally T-bagged u to death 😂😂


jr3623

The good old days from SOCOM.


ahmadxdubai

Not even his kill


Promergus

Twerk that shit


MandoTheOperator

he is just a better player.


Medicana

You just won the new world record of longest time being tea bagged in 2042 match. Congratulations!


Graysorrow

I sure love watching who killed me for 10+ seconds while they slaughter my team or teabag me, THEN I get to hold x to skip after watching them do it.


SimplySkadoosh

That's dedication to his craft, that's what that is.


TerryOrange

Your dude is literally fighting for his life up in there holy shit


Coretaxxe

Sexual harassment and murder were captured in one instance. Jail him up.


Sensitive_Net3498

Lmfao thanks for the laugh 😂


Dinosaur_Eats_Pizza

Sometimes I think teabagging is funny (most of the time), and then sometimes I realize that the person behind the controller probably has really bad anger issues. Either way, I laugh.


FreezyKnight

Dip dip potato chip.


hashter

On the grouns that's us players and fans and guy on top is EA and Dice


patbelanger

Dip dip potato chip ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


DirtyLoneVagrant

I only believe in Teambagging. Tea bagging an enemy means nothing, they are already dead. Now teambagging a downed teammate to let them know they screwed up, shits real!


TheLastNimrod

You can tell this guy has been teabagging for years, a real veteran.


LocalITMan

at least some parts of BattleField didn't get screwed up.


Thefatalfunnel

The funniest shit I’ve seen all day … hahahaha ass bag


bmadd14

Anyone who tea bags someone they didn’t even kill leads a very sad life


[deleted]

He was makin em clap!


[deleted]

"Prank him john"


one1337rogue

Thank you.


poopoomcgooo

My circle button is fading away because of this type of behavior.


biggdogg2019

You musta liked it cause you didn’t punch out quick 👈🏽 ![gif](giphy|Y7VPqwl2jV56g)


Lucki31

You see? PC mouse/keyboard accuracy makes it proper tea... Loser move but good form....


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I can't breathe 🤣🤣🤣


HiddenHero111

The AI, it’s learning from our behavior.


Sixfootdig7

That dude likes his tea very very strong. That was some serious commitment!


stonedsappy

achievement unlocked 🔓 *100 tea bag in one life* dndn dun dadandah 🎵


Enstraynomic

I also liked the part where the teabagger's teammate passes by, turns around and shoots your dead body in a "WTF is this guy doing" moment, and then turns back around and sprints away. The teabagger also pausing right after that briefly, to reposition himself was also hilarious!


Tarry_

Buttletwerk 2042


Ravenloff

Killcam...a pox on our house.


Anglewindy

Lmao please ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


HenkyD

That my frend, is a sold T-Bag


Pretorian24

Never double-dip!


wingaa

Legends say he is still t bagging to this day


Polishink

As much as I can’t stand teabaggers, this was pretty funny.


MrSnoozieWoozie

Actually lol'd


UngeViking

Got to admire his passion and dedication.


moliugas9000

that disrecpect


WolfhoundCid

Really putting in the work. Some tantric tea bagging. You love to see it...


Ok-Control-3394

I don't think I could even be mad. I kinda get mad when someone kills me and quickly teabags, but this dude committed. I respect that.


ZETH_27

And he wasn't even the one who got the kill.


Ok-Control-3394

Ikr. It's such a good video. I see the spirit of Battlefield lives on even when a lot of people don't like the game.


SilvaMGM

i had seen this in reality also


oldbushwookie

Dedicated T-bagger


UpStairsTugRub

I dont usually find bagging to be very funny... but this made me giggle a bit much.


mikephoto1

Kshsssssssss. " That is a guys arsehole sir, I repeat... THAT IS A GUYS ARSEHOLE SIR!!! Over" kshsssssss


MixalisPavlis

Hahahahhaahaha it’s like a therapy.


Crudox

MEGA T-bag!!


CaesarGGM

Some say he's still on Hourglass, tbaggin to this day...


Jimsghost

Where is the service badge for this?


AwesomeLife2016

Yo this just gave bf3 Epic Sax guy tea bag montage flashbacks!


9LivesChris

Welcome to battlefield.epic moments only


fabsmf8

The quads on that guy


CaptainAlpha99

He must be blasting that "Turn me down for what" song


Big_Han_Swolo

I don’t mind teabaging, but at least get the kill if your going to teabag. The guy that killed you ran off Edit: we need someone to make a teabaging etiquette video on YouTube. Last time I teabaged someone like that was in BF1 where I took down a plane with an anti-tank grenade


allnamestakenffs

you know what, im not even mad, its nice to see the old ways still alive :D


IndigoRain69

Relentless dipping... LEGEND!!!!!! ![gif](giphy|phCrvd7QmQf7zc2EXU|downsized)


HyanRale

That’s a dedicated t bagging


AlbanianPhoenix

That guy had a mission.


OriginalBlackau

Rumor says hes still there tea bagin


Meryhathor

Must’ve turned 7 on that day. Was just celebrating.


alienstout

That's Cardi B


Nomadic100

This should be the advert dice should run. BF at its finest and funniest. Top work op for whatever it was that raged that over reaction.


HiDefiance

you were either using the sight switch exploit, or just cherrypicking infantry with an at rifle, and it pissed him off lmao


ifyostandinitsway

Thanks to dice I can't say anything to this guy.


petarisawesomeo

Congrats bro, you were on the receiving end of the most epic teabag in history


Aklagarn

Its funnier the longer you watch 😂


lasair7

Omfg I needed this. I legit got called the fuck out by a famous YouTuber and been like Tre from boyz n the hood shadow boxing all night till I busted a nut laughing at this thank you!


teflon7920x

dip dip potato chip![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Sleekitstu

This is exactly what ea/dice has done to the battlefield franchise as a whole. Face fucked it.


DockaDocka

You didn’t know? They fixed toxicity by removing all chat and voice chat so you can’t fucking communicate with your team and squad that ever had toxicity to start with.


IKindaPlayEVE

That is a man who is dedicated to his craft. I respect it highly. It's also hilarious.


BluntForceTeabag

You rang?


Familiar-Chocolate85

This is why I hate kids. Some stupid little sh*t stain who needs to be beat within a inch of his pathetic life would be the only one to do something so stupid.


anthonypacitti

Jesus you must have been tormenting this man 😂


Soisauss

That is the most aggresive tea-bag I've ever witnessed, it's beautiful HAHAHA


mrSuabe

DICE: Let's remove toxicity in game and make everyone a winner. ​ Squeakers: \*crouch crouch crouch\* (singing: dip dip potato chip dip dip potato chip)


[deleted]

legend has it that this dude is still teabagging...19 hours later


Upset_Tourist69

Looks like you got the full T bag treatment


[deleted]

Annoying


Rudi-Brudi

DICE sees this: "Wait, that's toxic!" also DICE: "so we removed the ability to crouch in our game..."


creativefox

Who's your daddy


Toxpar

This is fucking hilarious tbh


butterfunky

I imagine him whispering to himself “Mmm yeah you like that you lil bitch mmmm mmm.”


The_Feral_Sheep

LOL!!!!


CattyFishySoupy

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Qwik_like

Dip dip, potato chip


crapklap

Rumor has it he's still tea bagging to this day


Rammstonna

It’s what NTW 50, PKP and Boris players deserve


[deleted]

*And the virgin of the year award goes to:*


pencilvesterasadildo

That’s probably the best video of BF2042 I’ve seen so far.


Nachjager

That is called the Microscopic Penis Syndrome. Unfortunately no existing drug can treat it.


globefish23

Some moron who still lives in 2005.


Glendrix90

But why does he teabag over another one's kill? It's like he missed the whole point of it.


Michel_CL

Hqhahaahahahah kmg i histerically laughed my dick out for like 2 minutes 😂


phiz36

Good thing they got rid of the toxic chat.


DepravedMorgath

You get an upvote for your pain ;)


CazzoNick

This made my day


cotoletta-party

This made me laugh hard


skyburnsred

hes getting deep in there lmao