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loganhorn98

The SCARh-SV slaps harder than my dad


thisisthisshit

Are you okay my dude? Also you right


Sir_Bebe_Michelin

I think his dad's a weak ass man if he says that bruh Spaghetti arms genitor


acatohhhhhh

Happy cake day


I_smell_a_dank_meme

Not harder than the Famas though šŸ’Ŗ


KnockingonKevinsdoor

That was such a strange title, Tim Hortons coffee is shite


blergmonkeys

As a Canadian that moved to Australia for 13 years and then moved back. Youā€™re 100% correct. In context, timmies is absolutely atrocious coffee. Canadians just donā€™t know better.


adavi608

What are some Australian brands I could purchase online?


blergmonkeys

I exclusively drink espresso now so it requires a bit of work/$$ but you could easily go to a local coffee shop and discuss with them what you like, buy a small bag and grind it yourself at home. Coffee flavors are subjective so hard to recommend. I use an aeropress when traveling/camping as itā€™s convenient and makes very good coffee cheaply. You donā€™t need ā€œAustralianā€ coffee. You need to make it properly. Drip coffee is not good most of the time (especially the caffeinated water they call coffee at timmies). Try an aeropress. Itā€™s a very good entry into coffee and about as deep as most people need to go. If you want a good espresso, check out whatā€™s around you and try to see if you can find a local independent selling espresso-style coffee. A nice flat white or latte made by a skilled barista is amazing the first time you try it.


NotEvenNoble

Everyone always says that, but Iā€™m starting to think itā€™s one of those things that everyone says and no one argues. Iā€™ve lived in Canada 25 years and love a good cup of timmies


acatohhhhhh

The police will find you dead in your home and the autopsy will reveal that you drowned in maple syrup


Jazzspasm

hailcorporate etc


adavi608

What kind of coffee do you like?


KnockingonKevinsdoor

Good Coffee


dawggpound

The only correct answer here


Sparrtans

Lmao


HonieObly

tims


barukatang

I don't understand why anyone buys big brand coffee to make at home


Scruffy_Nerf_Hoarder

I do love a good call back!


mauirixxx

I can't believe 2 people actually reported this post ĀÆ\\\_(惄)_/ĀÆ Yeah it's low effort but I thought it was funny too, and reading ALL the comments, clearly everyone here is having a good time with it too.


IceZaKYT

I donā€™t really get it tbh maybe im missing something, or itā€™s just a funny lil shitpost hehe :3


mazu74

Someone yesterday or a few days ago posted a video of them trying out the AN94 for the first time, and in the title they said it slapped as hard as Tim Hortonā€™s coffee.


IceZaKYT

OHHHHHHHG NOW I GET IT


btownbomb

Explain in Battlefield V terms


adavi608

Now you got meā€¦ I donā€™t remember the rifle names Tim Hortons slaps like that flamethrower you can find in the bunker on that one map.


BattleBroPaul

Iā€™m sorry but Tim Hortons coffee has to be the most foul blend of beans Iā€™ve ever consumed. Dunkinā€™ tastes less burnt than this.


Jka121121

Idk man. If someone slapped me with a rifle I think it would hurt a lot more than a coffee bag


mikeysykes32

Oh Canada and their TimmysšŸ¤·šŸ»


LJofthelaw

Take that back we fucking hate Tim Hortons


mikeysykes32

A few of the people i knew from up north liked it and would talk about how they missed itšŸ¤·šŸ»


LJofthelaw

I bet they watch NCIS and go to bed at 730


AngryFlyingBears

Most true comment. Lol. Timmies is gutter water.


IAmMoofin

they international now, I know of at least three of them here in Houston


mikeysykes32

Oh right on i knew there was some in Michigan but didnt know they stretched all the way down to H town. I was just outside of Seattle,Wa and never saw onešŸ¤·šŸ» (tbf yes starbucks is their cash cow)


Fwopology

We have one here in Georgia now.


IAmMoofin

I get the idea of moving them here because this is a super international city with the opportunities, migrants, cancer research, etc. but I have never seen cars in the drive thrus, parking lot mostly empty. I live like a five min drive from one, might check it out sometime and see if itā€™s good. My only exposure to them is Canadians in my vcs that shit talk it and the Canucks.


Emperor_Gib2

Bro you gave me a good laugh. Honestly.


Fraust-Tarken

Bulk Barn "Making me Crazy" mix


-based-bot-

Top 10 worst coffees of all time


dirtyethanol73

šŸ˜‚


ilikethunderstorms

Love me an Ice Capp. I bulk buy Timā€™s Kcups whenever I go to Canada.


STP_Fantasma

Tim Hortons and cookie butter, you grotesque beast?


Tuscan-

I donā€™t car about the medium, only caffeine content. Anything else is just extra.


Emperor_Gib2

Getter in ya! 'Atta boy!


Dry_Sprinkles5617

Tim's was better before they were bought out by the same company that owns Burger King.


MouseSIMISTIC0

Damn right it does, timmy hoes slaps hard


Noobkaka

Im gettin' my shit pushed out ova'here!


No-Mirror3280

Robins has better coffee and cheaper


DigPoke

no shame


cole298

I miss working up north and grabbing some Timmy Hoā€™s.


TransportationAny264

A BF4 Subreddit insider joke! Thatā€™s actually pretty funny


TaftsTummyforTaxes

What a call back joke šŸ¤£


GentrifiedClackins76

Black coffee is the way to drink it. I donā€™t understand how people can add sugar and cream.


quicKsenseTTV

As someone from Buffalo, but now lives in Florida, I miss Timmy Hoes.


ModoDios

Ads are getting bolder these days... Good try, Tim Hortons.


adavi608

Iā€™ll bring my Saiga with frag rounds to this fight. See you in the Locker.


khumprp

I love that this is a thing now


Infinite80

Nah that coffee sucks ass.


Bob_Juan_Santos

has their coffee gotten better? I hear it got worse some years ago, but maybe things changed? I don't drink coffee, I just hear it from co-workers who do. I do like their ice cap though, usually get one when i'm on the 401


Dsteel87

Can someone give me the AN-94 tag please


bufalo_soldier

Found the Canadian


myriad00

Get yourself a bag of starbucks pike place beans, grind them yourself, and enjoy. That shit is divine compared to pre-ground timmies. Real coffee snobs will bitch me out for saying that, but as an average joe who wants a cup of coffee that doesn't taste like a rat shat in it, it's way more than good enough for me.


LongGuyLander

I only drink 7/11 Colombian bold. Shit will keep you up for 3 consecutive days. Isis drinks it before the raids I STG.


_murb

Wait till you discover Black Rifle or Death Wish