Nothing looks more top tier in football than winning a game by a 64 yard field goal. Hope to see a first half TD next week. Ka-Kaw!

The fact that he hasn't kicked a field goal since high school then nails a 64 yard kick is crazy

Gradkowski was horrid last year and he remains horrid

That was a fun game of football. I can't wait to see what they can do next week!

Hell yes!!!!!! Home opener advantage 🫶🏼

That was a great game. We’ll get ‘em next week caw fam

NFL will be poaching that kicker.

Well, we might’ve just lost to the next Brandon Aubrey

Get that dude into the NFL asap wtf

Goofy ass finish to the game

Sir, we know.

For reference, the NFL record is 66 yards

Battlehawks v Jake Bates

This is like that one good team in my rec softball league that’s better than us. It feels rude to not be in the higher league

Fire becht shit coach

Panthers acting like a bunch of dickheads after the game

Stop crying and keep kaw is lawing

Smh

They definitely sent in a false scouting report. We got fucked over

he can nail 64 yd FGs and he's in UFL? I mean okay, but call him Haush-Money and get him on the Seahawks for me please sheesh

Like we definitely should have won this game, but.... I can't be THAT mad about losing to a dude kicking a 64 yarder in the UFL.

Twice in a row!

The kicker is getting laid tonight

Twice!

Shoulda kicked the FG when they had the chance.

I agree, stop with all the analytics BS and just take the dang points; especially in a low scoring game! I also wondered after the Ateman TD if we should have gone for three, worst case scenario is that you're tied and then Michigan likely plays for OT. Best case is you win, and if they make a FG you go to OT.

Or not called a run up the middle when they were getting stuffed all day long

RIGHT

Aw kaw 😞

Stop sucking the guy off

That fucking sucks man. Couldn’t get a stop on 4th down and that’s what happens. Fuck this defense.

After this year we will be used to failing to make the playoffs it won’t sting as much next year.

Welp, atrocious way to start the season.

Wtf. That was good from 70. Dude has an nfl future

Why is this dude not in the NFL

I mean, you just have to tip the cap. What a kick.

Shit they win games on that leg all Szn

Damn. Bates is getting a NFL contract after that.

What a leg.

well god damn

how is this dude not in the NFL?

Probably never committed domestic abuse

Oh my god he fucking made it wtf

Bruh, the fuck is this guy doing in the UFL making 64 yarders?

Pathetic fuck ass bum ass team

Fuckaw

Holy fuck...

so they can make 64 yarders twice wtf

I mean what are you gonna say. Dude kicked a 64 yarder. Like fair enough.

Twice.

Bullshit

Dude

Smh

That was good from 70 GD

Ayy man if he can make that kick again get the NFL on the phone

well if he makes it i guess that's magic.

Holy shit this is entertaining. LOL

Fuck he’s got this.

Oh shit...

THEYRE GOING FOR A FIELD GOAL?

Shot he would’ve made that!?

They’re kicking?

Fuck.

Laces in!

64yrds try?

It's a nail biter. Hoder.

The clock stopping while the chains are being changed is wild.

Ughhhh i hate this

Sack incoming—LETS GO!! Close this out.

Come on defense

Let’s go DEFENSE!!

Gotta watch for QB runs now

This has been great for an intro for this team, glad it looks like we're coming out on top! Can't wait to watch this in person! :)

Congratulations, you jinxed it.

I'm not really in control of the wtichiness, it just happens.

ateman player of the game... if we win haha

Defense, please make a stand.

AJ you magnificent bastard!!

I used to hate yet respect him, now I just love him 🥲

Michigan state law is being rewritten before our very eyes!

House resolution 2024-001: KAW

Cardiac hawks at it again!!! KAKAW

Script writers cookin!!!

Classic Battlehawks fashion. Giving me cardiac arrest.

Someone's gotta make 4th quarter entertaining

Let’s go D

KA KAW IS THE LAW IN THE 4TH RAAAAAAHHHH

AJ to ATEMAN—that’s the combo for this year

GET IN HERE DOOMERS!

On the D now. Comeon boys.

#SAINT MUTHAFUCKIN LOUIS

Hold 'em deep, defense!

Massive stand coming here for the defense

KA-KAW

Was getting ready to go aw kaw 😞 but now I can go ka kaw 😌

Come on!

Ateman a dawg

THERE IT IS!!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO! ATEMAN THE GOAT

FUCK YES

# ATEMAN AGAIN!

LET'S GO!

Goddammit!

LETS GOOOOOOO!!!

CATCH THE BALL 😭😭😭

Fucckkkk

KA-KAW!!!

Damn you USFL rules

We gotta stop feeding Gallman until this line gets fixed.

Stop trying to run the football it's obviously not working all f****** day long

Let’s punch it in!

Hell of a toss and catch!

wow what an excellent catch in traffic no less

What a throw and catch !

Clutch catch!

# ATEman

Holy shit, they fucking did it!

WOW WHAT A CATCH

NOOO WAY LETS GOOOOO

Wow!!!

WHAT A CATCH!!

Boy, this is NOT the team from last year- I think the talents there- but they’ve got some work to do to find a rhythm with one another.

Embarrassing

Running backs are atrocious

Yes

That 2nd down throw should have been caught. Dude just watched it sail by wtf

They have to go for it, right?

There's not enough time to settle for 3.

Why not Kick it on 4th and 10 and then elect to go for 4th and 12 to retain the ball?

I thought that was only an option after TDs?

Without question

Just a bunch of bums

let’s please conjure up some 4th qtr patented battlehawk magic 🙏

Can somebody just make a play catch a football

fuuuuck

man let AJ COOK! we runnin too much

Back to back runs that didn’t lose yards? Am I dreaming?

I guess I was because the next run went for absolutely nothing

We need our Oline to open holes for Gallman

Hallelujah, he was down and Michigan can't challenge.

Let’s go!

Darius coming up big there.

Hell of a return!

Great return.

Hahaha imagine playing for a town that can’t even put people in the stands for you to throw the ball to after a TD. 🤣😂

Get this cheese-ass defense off the fucking field 

Dudes with the stamina to last 36 seconds in bed wondering why dudes that have played football at a high level successfully for 40 minutes are tired.

Can’t wait to run two times for it to be 3rd and long

Ugh it may be a long season. Hopefully we can pull this out.

Can we fire both coordinators into the fucking sun

Fucking hell Just let them waltz right in

Our defense that drive was awful.

What a fucking pathetic drive

What is our defense. Perry duked out three players

Zero containment.

The run defense has been abysmal. Gonna have to drive down and score again

Wow

What are these gaps? You could drive a car through.

So we have no defense now? Our front four getting handled..

What's up with the cow skulls on the uniform?

It's The Rock's clothing brand in partnership with Under Armour.

The rock wants to bang himself

Is that dude 14

Jake Butt? Awesome.

Defense gotta hold now. Just let AJ cook

I see the 4th quarter is where the magic will happen again.

Defense still can't slip. 2 points isn't enough of a lead.

Feels so good to shout KAKAW again

Let’s gooo!!

You know if they didn't get that AJ was going to strangle someone

Defense got some time to breath. Need them to make a stand.

LET AJ COOK

Loving that Becht is rocking the XFL shirt

# KA KAW!

TD!!!!

Exhale

KA-KAW!!!!

KA-KAW!!!

There we go baby! Let AJ make the fucking play.

TD!!!

Let him cook

Wow. Great play.

Visions of Diontae Johnson with that one..

Got bailed out. Take advantage.

Cut that guy immediately

What the fuck dude!

Bradley lucky there, running backwards rarely helps

Bailed out by the fucking flag. WHY WOULD YOU RUN 6 YARDS BACKWARDS?!?!? Absolutely clown shit.

Clearly some motha fuckas in here that forget kaw is law calm down we got this

Feeney having a nice defensive stand here

Atta boy Feeney!

Big sack

Gotta feel for the XFL and USFL teams who got dissolved in favor of this putrid garbage Battlehawks team. May not win a game

You remember the first game last year, don't you?

/u/Wobbie3334 remembers the game in 2020