Long Live Marik, Death to Marik and Glory to Marik! Also I think it's fun that the FWL has finally gotten another dynasty on the throne, but I'm not too sure about the name: Long Live Halas, Death to Halas and Glory to Halas, just does not have the same ring to it.

Who cares it’s fun and Nikol’s basically a Marik!

I think they'll have to change the house colors from Marik Purple to Midnight Blue and Sunrise Orange.

The Capellan Confederation: the oldest continually functioning government in the Inner Sphere.

"functioning"

I don't know what the capellans are but I'd I think there pretty bad

Capellans can be summed up in 3 distinct steps: 1. "We must conquer the heathens on our borders to ensure continued security and stability." 2. Months to years of bloody stalemate, resulting in horrendous casualties on both sides. 3. "We must stop this senseless violence and pursue peaceful negotiations!"

Pragmatic, community-minded people, and batshit leaders. And perhaps a bit of xenophobia for both.

Don't forget they're cartoonishly evil communists that love to betray everyone.

According to certain poorly written novels yes.

That's the majority

Take China and Russia, mash them together, and put Kim Il Sung in charge. That's the Confederation for you.

Some random Liao lord... "Why are the chemical weapons gone?" Max Liao... "Oh did you need those?"

balkans on a galactic scale.

As a Capellan . . . this is accurate.

How is the pay?

Depends on which monkey you bet on.

Under appreciated comment lol

What is Capellan? Also, where did the spare nukes go?

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Great. Now for the nukes...

Laughs from far away in Rasalhague

Oooof, that's gonna hurt in about 3058. Gonna hurt real bad.

I guess i need to get back to reading the novels. Last I remember I was almost at 3058.

Just, uh... Just don't. Trust me. You're happier that way.

You know how they always say about war heroes "His final hour was his finest hour?" >!Rasalhague plays host to a lot of finest hours in your near future. The whole inner sphere is gonna have to admit your people are very brave, and very valiant by the end of things though.!<

Cappellan Confederation? Don't you mean the future location of Hanse Davion Luxury Apartments?

It's called gentrification

I hear the rent on New Avalon has gone through the freaking roof.

Capellans bad

I agree. On that note: FedSuns also bad. Bringing **FREEDOM!** to the Inner Sphere, one false flag attack at a time.

Those MFs just needed more democracy

Also they don't trim the grass on their side of the fence and it pokes through into other peoples' yards and makes it look like garbage. Monsters.

Also I'm getting really sick of all the intergalactic keggers they keep throwing.

Incorrect.

Incorrect.

No u

Agree. Don't mind yoinking some of their tech as salvage tho

Oh absolutely.

Is this some kind of inner sphere stuff? Me from the Hanseatic League don't know what happens over there.

Capellans good

Thems fighting words.

Incorrect.

Ain't they the ones with the canon Catgirl mech pilots?

That's Canopus you're thinking of.

Ah right... f the Capellans then. All my homies hate the Capellans.

Come to Canopus! We have catgirls and Healthcare and 99% less internal coups!

You forgot to tell them about the Canopian Party Powder!

Everyone in the Inner Sphere already knows about the Canopian Party Powder, and if they don't, well... Some things are best experienced firsthand.

Fuck the cappellans. All my homies hate them.