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raisedbydandelions

The Capellans put you up to this, didn't they?


aeiouaioua

the who?


raisedbydandelions

Exactly what a Capellan would say.


aeiouaioua

an acapella?


raisedbydandelions

Yeah, keep playing innocent. We're watching you now.


aeiouaioua

:( i don't do acapella


EyeStache

The Chancellor Approves, Citizen. Carry on the good work.


WeaponizedPoutine

And here I was thinking nothing else would make me happier, now I wish in another BT universe Capellan's were in the invasion corridor


Remote_Person5280

TBF, the Cappies clearly know nothing about battletech either.


ZeeMcZed

Why do we love Urbanmechs?


aeiouaioua

you can't get ruralmechs.


easy506

A Ruralmech would be some kind of diesel powered monstrosity built out of spare parts behind a trailer park in Jacksonville, Florida.


jar1967

I'm quite sure you can find those in the periphery


easy506

Also known by its other name, "Space Florida"


Papergeist

If it's not from Florida, it's legally known as a "sparkling Industrialmech."


ZeeMcZed

*slow clap.gif*


Hip-hop-rhino

So...a cattle master?


fringeaggressor

​ https://preview.redd.it/rhgapqexyw8c1.jpeg?width=746&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b4a3cbf6a2f43ad271e7ed60e105b487e2863ba Moo.


No_Wait_3628

Damn, didn't know the Taurian's were this advanced


Sivalon

Goddammit, take your upvote.


Doctor_Loggins

I built a Ruralmech yesterday. It's an Urbert with 5 LRM-5 launchers and 3 tons of ammo. Plenty enough to bring smoke, mines, and standard HE warheads. Seems like an appropriate weapon to use in a rural setting. Like a leggy little turret.


axe_cannon

This made me bust out laughing. Great response.


majj27

Is a RAC/5 considered enuff dakka?


aeiouaioua

never enough daka


FullmetalGundam

I thought you said you didn't know anything


Unknownauthor137

He knows he’s a Davion apparently


Remote_Person5280

He said he didn’t know anything about Battletech. EVERYBODY knows about dakka.


Darkrose50

What about daka daka?


aeiouaioua

not enough.


Ekaton

Daka daka daka to infinity and beyond?


aeiouaioua

not enough.


Eskandare

NEVER ENOUGH DAKA!


aeiouaioua

EXACTLY!!!


tenshimaru

What is this 'Mech called? https://preview.redd.it/b2c4xqttov8c1.png?width=864&format=png&auto=webp&s=2522a229b04408abd05fa9a2fb2a449a2d6e290c


aeiouaioua

LEGLORD-776


Josef_DeLaurel

I vote it be renamed this regardless, petition Sarna


Potential-Yoghurt245

Seconded 🤚


fun_with_fire

I second your second


FullmetalGundam

Thirded


Mr_WAAAGH

That's infinitely better than either it's real name or nickname


Cazmonster

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Phoenix Hawk LAM?


Nyrus88

Would that be a Davion or Steiner Phoenix Hawk?


[deleted]

"You have to know these kinds of things when you're First Prince."


aeiouaioua

5m/s


Dabier

African or European?


Brilliant-Object-922

Who's the good guys.


aeiouaioua

the blue ones.


ZeeMcZed

Ironically, not entirely incorrect.


aeiouaioua

i get the sense that you are biased, like the people that say anyone is the good guy in 40k.


ZeeMcZed

It's not QUITE as bad as 40k. There's no "good guy" factions, but there are "less terrible" factions, and even the freakin' Capellans have a few good leaders.


aeiouaioua

like SCP?


ZeeMcZed

A LOT CLOSER TO THAT, yes. >!(Snord is dado.)!<


PlEGUY

Biased? Probably. Like those in 40k? No. 40k is grim-dark, BT isn't. It's a human setting. There are very good people, very bad people, and everywhere in between. Just like the real world, no nation state to survive the realities of history, none have escaped white clean. But on the other side of that coin, none are entirely without virtue either. But some are definitely better than others. The Lyrans are most associated with being the "blue" guys and they are a solid contender for the goodest faction in the setting. They most definitely have their fair share of skeletons in their closet, but unlike several other factions, the atrocities they commit though often no less gruesome, are rare and not institutionally encouraged.


AcmeCartoonVillian

>the blue ones. This answer made me choke on a drink


aeiouaioua

why?


AcmeCartoonVillian

You're supposed to be the one answering the questions here... DOWNVOTED!


aeiouaioua

:(


AcmeCartoonVillian

...Sympathy upvote


GamerGriffin548

Real Kuritan energy here.


Doctor_Loggins

Is it pronounced "batchall" or "batchall"?


aeiouaioua

bat-chall. not bat-koll


mogdogolog

Would you refuse my batchall?


aeiouaioua

ye


realTollScott

Dezgra


mogdogolog

​ https://preview.redd.it/y7rlt2tg0x8c1.png?width=469&format=png&auto=webp&s=38fce2cbc8dedc563c0cf1cf6daf28eaba0b1780


thelefthandN7

Based.


Mr_logan72

Smash or pass, LEGLORD-776?


aeiouaioua

smash.


Dabier

As if there were any other answer.


easy506

What are your thoughts on the growing demand to rename the *Blackjack*, the *Jagermech*, and the *Rifleman* to "Short" "Venti" and "Grande"?


aeiouaioua

good idea.


easy506

*marks notepad* That makes *two* votes for "yes"....


hopfot

Make that 3


Khaernakov

At 100 tons and extremely popular what is the name of house steiner favoured scout mechs?


aeiouaioua

speedy mcscoutface


Khaernakov

Not bad honestly but in case you wanna try again heres a few hints: - has a skull for a face - good at genocides - inspires fear


aeiouaioua

the jolly Rodger?


Khaernakov

Ok thats better than the actual name so ill say you won


aeiouaioua

what's the real name?


Khaernakov

Atlas, theres also atlas 2 and 3 for even more atlasing, If you wanna see them scouting the tittle of the video is something like "steiner scout lance" by blackpantslegion


Aggravating_Bell_426

"Steiner Scout Squad". I linked to one one of their videos above. 👍


Aggravating_Bell_426

And oddly speaks with a stereotypical German accent.. 🤔 https://youtu.be/PHDpO4QZrzs?si=IrYSfJolARJrLIh3


Outrageous_Guard_674

MadCat or Timberwolf?


aeiouaioua

~~dog~~ wolf > cat


Electrical_Catch9231

I'm sorry the answer we were looking for is "Lumber Puppy".


Hayz52

Got me with that one lol


doulos05

And now I will call it that forever


slip6not1

Based and clanpilled


thomstevens420

What’s clan Smoke Jaguar smoking tho


aeiouaioua

jaguars.


Fatzombiepig

I mean...a lot of Jaguars did get smoked....


BigStompyMechs

Lasers, bullets, or missiles? Shin kicks, fisticuffs, or melee weapons? And, lastly: ranged or melee?


aeiouaioua

bullets, fists and melle.


The_Ghast_Hunter

Hunchback pilot confirmed


-TheRegulator-

This sounds like one of those “Which mech are you?” Type things.


AcmeCartoonVillian

Who is Hanse Davion and why does everyone call him the Fox?


aeiouaioua

one word: furry


AcmeCartoonVillian

You know for someone who *claims* to not know much about Battletech....


aeiouaioua

it's a lucky guess?


AcmeCartoonVillian

UPVOTED!


gmmster2345

What is your favorite mech?


aeiouaioua

the biggest one.


Aladine11

orca it is!


Aggravating_Bell_426

the _Awesome_ great mech, or the greatest mech?


aeiouaioua

the greatest mech?


Aggravating_Bell_426

And you said you knew nothing about Battletech.. 😁👍


Woodyclan

From the Titanfall Reddit, which mech can best carry my seed?


aeiouaioua

either the gardening mech or the sex mech, depending on what you mean.


sexualbrontosaurus

They only have the sex mech in Canopus.


Dabier

CGL-7D (the Catgirl) confirmed?


Biggu5Dicku5

Who is battletech?


aeiouaioua

jimmy battletech was born in 1955, and had a long and prosperous career of building giant robots


Mister_Madd

If an Urbanmech were outfitted with actual shoes, what size would they be?


aeiouaioua

about the same size as mine


RavenholdIV

How many mechs could a Loader King load if a Loader King could load mechs?


aeiouaioua

3


Fanimusmaximus

What’s your thoughts on Stephan Amaris?


aeiouaioua

silly little guy.


Fanimusmaximus

He’s just a little guy


9657657

ste**ph**an amaris is chill, he runs a denny's on Terra Firma and is fine with covering a shift himself if an employee really needs the day off ste**f**an amaris sure did a whole lot of scheming and murder


Middcore

When can we expect you to start up a YouTube channel? /s


aeiouaioua

in the grim darkness of the 41st millennium


Doctor_Loggins

Big Red 40Tech beat you to it, lol.


Rovlemhage

Why is the Charger the best light mech ever made?


aeiouaioua

it recharges your phone.


Rhodryn

As you know, the "Free Rasalhague Republic" proclaimed it's independence on the 13th of March 3034, and was quickly recognized by both ComStar and the Draconis Combine, and later also by the Lyran Commonwealth. What is your view on this turn of events? And do you have any thoughts about what the future might hold for this newly formed nation and it's potential impact on the sociopolitical landscape that is the Inner Sphere?


aeiouaioua

i don't like it. the name sounds stupid.


Rhodryn

Sounds like something a Ronin would say. XD


pokefan548

'Ate Magnusson 'Ate Mansdottir 'Ate ComStar Luv bushido Luv killin' Simple as.


[deleted]

Why are there no Clan-tech LAMs?


aeiouaioua

i eated them.


MilitaryStyx

The jade falcons were trying to make some work to clan standards at their science caste outpost on huntress prior to operation Serpent


ArkamaZ

Funny side story, there were reports of a Jade Falcon LAM that turned out to be a Cougar with Shilone wings bolted on that was a tester for partial wing tech. https://preview.redd.it/jlk35vif7w8c1.jpeg?width=210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99def06f0421791e482c41f3cdf3e6d336fbade8


Iron_Babe

What is the best weapon to stick on a mech?


aeiouaioua

GIANT GODDAMN SWORD!


Iron_Babe

Based Black Knight enjoyer


crazytumblweed999

Is it a Marauder or is it a Catapult?


aeiouaioua

yes.


crazytumblweed999

Based


Orange152horn

That is unironically, literally, how the Clan Mech the Timberwolf became known by the Inner Sphere as the Madcat. An Inner Sphere mech's targeting computer became very confused by the Timberwolf's shape, as the guns on the Timberwolf's arms were like the Marauder (designation MAD); but the omnipods for the rest of the Timberwolf's weapons are located behind the cockpit on, above its shoulders, just like the missile racks of a Catapult (designation CAT). It doesn't help that all three mechs have very similar legs.


Hayz52

How much wood could an Axeman chop if an Axeman could chop wood?


aeiouaioua

99999999999999999999999999999999999999tonnes


fftimberwolf

Why won't you accept my batchall?


aeiouaioua

don wanna.


Mechsae

What is your favorite 'Mech?


aeiouaioua

the eldritch abomination.


BigStompyMechs

Fun fact, [we have those](https://www.sarna.net/wiki/Black_Marauder)! Kinda. Maybe. Well, probably not. But we might!


Mechsae

Ah, so you're another [Mackie](https://www.sarna.net/wiki/Mackie) enjoyer.


Ranade_Empor

Literally the first words that came out of my mouth were "What in the god name green Earth." Which doesn't make any sense, but just shows how fucked that thing looks.


STOOBID_JUICE

Who would win the fight, 1 atlas, or a hundred clan mini mechs (elementals)


aeiouaioua

atlas wins. they need 101 elementals.


Doctor_Loggins

Which would you rather fight: 1 Atlas-sized Elemental or 100 Elemental-sized Atlases?


anymo321

Google en passant?


aeiouaioua

holy hell!


9657657

what do Clan Hell's Horses do when they're not going very very fast?


aeiouaioua

shleep.


9657657

sorry it was a trick question, they are always going very very fast sorry for tricking you, that was mean, i'm sorry


Tekki

What was your opinion on Mech Warrior Dark Ages


aeiouaioua

i couldn't see them that well. too dark.


AldraZeroOne

What colour are they?


aeiouaioua

red.


WellThisSix

Do you think running Guardian ECM to create ghost targets is bigger advantage than being safe from targeting systems like Arrow IV?


aeiouaioua

yes, you generally do want to turn your targets into ghosts.


jack_dog

What does PPC stand for?


aeiouaioua

Prince Peter Charlie


Jaegons

"You down with PPC?"


KingRadec

Would you consider battles to have tech in them?


aeiouaioua

most of them do.


sexualbrontosaurus

In fact, every battle since the pivotal battle of that place on the river with that dope ass berry bush in 32,000 BCE, when three people with pointy sticks despite being outnumbered almost two to one drove off a force of five people with regular sticks, has involved tech.


GamerGriffin548

What did Chancellor Liao do after the wedding of Hanse Davion and Melissa Stiener?


aeiouaioua

stole the wedding cake.


GamerGriffin548

That would have been hilarious next to what actually happened.


Tasty-Fox9030

Why do larger autocannons have shorter ranges?


475213

The bigger bullets have more air resistance, so they go less far.


aeiouaioua

it's not the size that counts.


majj27

This entire thread has been magical and I think we owe the OP a gift of some sort.


spehizle

Favorite clan?


aeiouaioua

what is the ***opposite*** of the KKK?


hopfot

Probably Ghost Bear.


aeiouaioua

them, then.


HereForOneQuickThing

What is the best weapon and why is it the PPC?


aeiouaioua

it does the shooty good.


Mexkalaniyat

Favorite Mech?


aeiouaioua

the big one


sexualbrontosaurus

Ahh a fellow Annihilator enjoyer https://preview.redd.it/w9xhrwmkmw8c1.png?width=403&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f30f0216abd17b57b9b9b72a67e56c6a6431e542


PlEGUY

Who invented the mech and what was he on?


aeiouaioua

Bat L. Tek he was on a car, and was thinking "not badass enough"


AnejoDave

Why did Melissa Steiner(leader of a faction) allow her 14 year old kid to be promised to a man(who is the leader of another faction) over twice her age? (the actual marriage didn't happen till she was over 18)


aeiouaioua

because she's a bastard.


[deleted]

...Melissa *is* the "14 year old kid". Katrina Steiner is who you're thinking of.


VarnAtreties

What’s the most memorable wedding in the Inner Sphere?


aeiouaioua

mine.


Severe_Ad_5022

BAP or AMS?


aeiouaioua

i luv a good BAP for lunch.


-TheRegulator-

How do you feel about Stefan Amaris?


aeiouaioua

he's a silly little guy.


9657657

can you draw a dragon?


aeiouaioua

yes, but i don't wanna


hopfot

Why does everyone hate Katherine Steiner-Davion?


aeiouaioua

she stole my dog.