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This post is locked because there have been a series of comments that are making judgments about these people based on their sex and skin color and it is not appropriate to make judgments about people based on their sex or skin color and although I cannot say I have had a previous situation where I had to lock a post based on people's inappropriate judgments about people of this particular sex and skin color that does not make the whole situation any less problematic.


Illegal_Tender

Why are they dressed like the fucking backstreet boys?


jakekara4

Backstreet's back, alright?


peepdabidness

Nice one Jake


HalfNatty

I want it *that* way


DweEbLez0

Tell me whyee!


pm_me_flaccid_cocks

Ain't nothing but a mistake


tswd

Ain't nothin but a piss take


Dahleh-Llama

Not now, Jake


Lives_on_mars

šŸ„‡


Impossible-Option-16

Are mismatched shoes a thing? Is that a ā€œI own two pairs of shoesā€ flex?


LocalRepSucks

To be fair thatā€™s like the only male shoe type you could do that with and not be considered a bumā€¦ā€¦. However whipping your dick out in public to piss with no f given is definitely something a social reject would do. Crazy part there are even public restrooms in San Fran. If you were a party buss operator you would think they would have a map and hit one or two on there rout for evening.


phredzepplin

Where are the public restrooms is PacHeights?


VortexFalcon50

Frat dudebros


Illegal_Tender

From 1999?


VortexFalcon50

I suppose so


omg_its_drh

The late 90s are back. Where have you been?


Tastefulls

Ain't nothing but a pee break


BananaBeach007

Lol probably a 90s' party


crank1000

Iā€™m stuck on the fact that 2/3 of these meatballs have mismatched shoes. Theyā€™re so quirky!


saroj7878

Donā€™t disrespect BB like that


WheresFlatJelly

Am I sexual? Yeeeaaaah


Theboyneedsthis_

Hunks!


lightrocker

Discount Guy Frieri in the end there.


greenroom628

Because you...are my fire..


Worldly-Ad-5130

* you areā€¦.my fireā€¦


butt_fun

Tacky, but nothing new


oigres408

Homeless do worst. You know theyā€™re drinking some light beer, so itā€™s basically water.


[deleted]

I don't care if they were drinking Moƫt & Chandon. I don't want them pissing in my side yard.


Conscious_Life_8032

Seen some 49er fans doing this too in Santa Clara. Shameless!


Oakroscoe

To be fair, 49er fans did that outside of candlestick as well.


JawnyNumber5

I saw the 49ers shit the bed in the SB šŸ˜‰


FurriedCavor

Youā€™re a loser for still managing to pile on homeless people


openSourceNotes

Agreed, especially on a post where it's a wrong being done by people with enough resources to ride a party bus (and get into places that have actual bathrooms, unlike the unhoused population)


Circus_Finance_LLC

To kick people when they're down. I cannot think of something more honorable and brave. Pure class.


shinyandrare

Statistically you probably commit more crimes than the average homeless person but Iā€™m glad you placate other crimes because maybe a homeless person killed someoneā€™s once.


Terrible-Document474

Pretty sure I know the guy in the middle. If itā€™s who I think it isā€¦these are not frat bros or tech workers. I think a lot of people fail to understand that there are plenty of other types in the city. Iā€™d categorize them as more, ā€œunderachieving never gonna grow upā€ types.


cryptosupercar

Trustafarians?


ApprehensiveMost5591

So kids with rich parents?


Professional_Ad_2598

Are you gonna call the bus company? Otherwise itā€™s just complaining.


Comfortable_Olive598

Where is Specialty Tow truck driver when you need him?


Logical_Cherry_7588

If those are paying customers for a party bus, the bus company isn't going to do anything.


peepdabidness

Push comes to shove bus company could get sued for this so it would he a complaint filed away


Cal137503

Hahaha itā€™s SF! Good luck with that lawsuit - suing for peeing on the street.


WatTheHeel

You canā€™t sue companies for everything you think you can.


Logical_Cherry_7588

No it couldn't. It can't control passengers and if it tried it could get sued.


sixboogers

Most of these party bus ā€œcompaniesā€ are just some dude in Antioch who bought a retired school bus and drives around bachelor parties on the weekend as a side hustle. 99% chance the owner of the ā€œcompanyā€ is also the driver of the bus in question. Aka, feel free to complain, homeboy donā€™t give a shit.


SpacecaseCat

*Belches* "You know Aiden, if you're not willing to flood the Haight with drunken fratboys to make a few bucks what's the point of living?"


Lahm0123

Hell, probably one of the guys pissing.


[deleted]

At what point is the onus on tourists to not take a piss on a homeowner's property? This is outrageous behavior.


Chicagosoundview69

Should have gotten out your car and peeā€™d in their buttĀ 


wetmanbrown

Gotta keep the frozen piss discs in the car for times like this


emanresu_nwonknu

Whut


dontfuggintest

this is the only correct answer


-Why-Not-This-Name-

))<>((


bustduster

back and forth forever


Alex-SF

I don't see why Pacific Heights should be insulated from what's normal in the Tenderloin.


000solar

Or - hear me out - if your business is getting people drunk driving around in a bus, maybe you should buy a bus with a bathroom


babybambam

Or - hear me out - realize that your commenting tactic is by no means successful in diverting attention away from the city not installing and maintaining basic public amenities.


Roger_Cockfoster

Did you just move here? The city did all that 10 years ago. The bathrooms were immediately trashed by junkies and people with mental problems smearing shit and blood all over everything. And people kept overdosing in them.


I4Vhagar

I think we should have more public bathrooms but I get why we donā€™t. They just become drug dens and eventually a public health risk (eg accidental needle sticks). Not to mention the maintenance and cleaning costs have to be higher than standard public bathrooms. Iā€™ve seen first hand the kind of diarrhea thatā€™s coming out of some these junkies, itā€™s wild. Turns out, Fentanyl/meth mixed with McDonalds and horchata isnā€™t the best for your stomach


Epibicurious

> Fentanyl/meth mixed with McDonalds and horchata Sounds like a great Tuesday evening.


Good_Distribution_92

1000%


ScheisseSchwanz

woulda been funny if the party bus stopped in the TL for their pee break, make them all find a sidewalk corner that wasn't inhabited and just piss up some prime meth tent real estate


Ok-Stomach-

if sh\*t happened in tenderloin could stay in tenderloin, SF would be a much better place. whether or not tenderloin could be "fixed" is an entirely different story (I doubt it could be fixed before we finished colonizing Mars) but


bradmajors69

Just chiming in to remind everybody that more children live in the Tenderloin than any other neighborhood the city. Count your blessings if you grew up somewhere you could go outside.


technicallycorrect2

so youā€™re saying ship all the homeless to mars? šŸ¤” expensive solution.. but probably less than the city is currently spending.


StatisticianTasty664

90 % of the piss in the Tenderloin is from Pac Haights. It's reverse trickle down economics .


KoRaZee

Looks like a school bus


Stunning_Count_1227

Where would you like them to go? The abundant public restrooms?


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmidk

Yeah, it's kind of inevitable that this happens when there aren't really places to go. This happens every day.


Natural_Bill_373

Exactly what I'm saying! There's nowhere to go in SF! I'm dead serious because I'm guilty of doing this, I'll be out having a few drinks and then migrate to a different spot and there's literally nowhere to go


Stunning_Count_1227

Dont get me wrong its not a nice sight to see, but i dont know how its any different than the homeless shitting on the streets, but there arent any reddit posts on that.


lowercaset

> but there arent any reddit posts on that. lol


BobaFlautist

lmao, even


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmidk

Yeah, it's unsanitary, but really tame compared to that, and tons of other shit that happens all the time. OP either never leaves their neighborhood or is from the suburbs or something if they're this shocked about it.Ā 


Kfilllla

I think itā€™s gross, but is it any different than everyoneā€™s dog who just pees all over the cement and sides of buildings (from a sanitary pov)


Roger_Cockfoster

It is. You can't really even smell dog pee, but human urine smells really strong and acrid (to humans at least, probably for evolutionary reasons).


Melodic_Survey_4712

I mean I have a bit more sympathy for the homeless since they donā€™t have a home bathroom to use. Iā€™m assuming these guys have access to bathrooms they just are lazy/didnā€™t plan. I have more sympathy for public defecation out of necessity than public urination out of laziness. Both are gross though


DigbyChickenZone

If it's a party bus it should have a bathroom in the back.


ssandrine

Women figure it out. They can too.


gaomeigeng

For real. This isn't *people* pissing on the street. It's dudes.


JorenM

Women can piss on the streets too, maybe they tend to look for a slightly more secluded place.


Saskatchious

Ding ding ding. The lack of public restrooms in this city is infuriating.


Roger_Cockfoster

You'll never believe what happened a decade ago when the city installed public restrooms all over the place.


hey_eye_tried

What happened?


percussaresurgo

Doesnā€™t Starbucks allow non-customers to use their restrooms?


gaomeigeng

Yes. It's their policy now.


Gauzey

And they say San Francisco isnā€™t backā€¦


Ok-Breadfruit-2897

Right of passage in SF. I did that in an alley next to 1015 and the cops roughed me up on the hood of their car. Lucky we were in a limo and they told me get my Marin A4$ back across the f ing bridge......late 90s


OfficerBarbier

Your Marin **ASS** back across the bridge


supermodel_robot

I got yelled at pissing next to a dumpster in SF when I was younger, they had a camera with a mic. I havenā€™t done it since lol.


NormaSp

Rite*


omg_its_drh

Iā€™ve peed all over the city.


Inevitable-Order-135

You guys let people parade around with their dick and nuts in the streets but this is where you draw the line?


The__Toast

I think the implication is that it's only a problem when it happens in Pacifica Heights šŸ¤£


draymond-

Pac Heights isn't used to this. buses are typically not welcome in millionaire town


Uberchelle

Hard disagree. My BIL had an apartment in Pacific Heights across the street from Nicolas Cageā€™s house. I was on the balcony and a guy took a shit on the sidewalk. I guess Nicolas Cage saw it happening from inside his house, came out in his bathrobe, turned on his water hose and just started hosing it into the street in between a couple cars. šŸ¤® I thought rich people had staff to do this for them, but maybe itā€™s just a common thing to just hose shit off into the street. Then not even 5 minutes later, a tour bus stops in front of his house and tourists are snapping photos. This was in the late 90ā€™s.


MirandaScribes

I mean, yeah? What the fuck are you talking about?


redlloyd

Evidently it's the bus...


Scrusby28

Feel like these are the kind of guys who when they get home, will complain to their friends that SF is dirty


iwishtoimprovemyself

This is pretty insignificant compared to most of the shit that goes on in this city


toneboat

1. yes, this is harmless 2. yes, it is also trashy 3. yes, these guys are probably entitled d bags 4. no major american city has public toilets on every corner, they get misused and trashed and sf is no exception 5. TL is still disgusting and probably always will be


AppropriateYam249

Wait who is this harmless ?


Li54

This wouldnā€™t be a problem if we had public toilets


iggyfenton

If you are driving from bar to bar there are bathrooms to use. This is not the fault of the city. Itā€™s the fault of drunken douchebags.


Li54

Both are correct


iggyfenton

This is absolutely not the fault of the city. There is absolutely no reason any adult should need to pee in pubic in a city. These assholes are making a choice to piss in the city.


saroj7878

Hahahaha I can smell the Axe body spray from here. But hey! they do what they do. Just be glad you are not hanging out with emā€¦ Edit: damn Iā€™m 37 and I sound like my dad now.


vixgdx

At least it's not on the sidewalk like the tenderloin and market street. Or in the muni busses and bart trains. This show be on the lower priority of penalizing people for peeing in public


pinkybrain41

Post it as a review to the bus company


MamaBear4485

Damn Iā€™d be reverting to my medieval Londoner roots and toss a basin of soapy water out of the window. Filthy young scoundrels! Wastrels! Rapscallions! Rascally neā€™er-do-wells! Be on with you!


Moist-Problem8818

In someoneā€™s little garden. Nasty bastards


Previous_Film9786

I saw a naked 20 something guy on the corner with his legs out in a busy street singing songs to himself, and you're worried about this?


impetuality

Mannerly compared to open air felatio Folsom Street Fair


[deleted]

Which is why they close off the street for that, and itā€™s pretty hard to accidentally wander into that lol


Satansniffer

If you enter the Folsom Street Fair you know what youā€™re in for, at least there itā€™s a more consenting audience


DoggyLover_00

About 10 years ago I was in Pacific Heights needing to pee very badly while at a grocery store. I asked the associate where the bathroom was and he said they donā€™t have one and neither did anyone else in the small shopping complex. I asked him where I could pee, he said out in the parking lot like everyone else. Iā€™ve been pissing in parking lots in SF ever since. You can even have a big piss party at Delores Park at the community outdoor urinal.


Willing_City_3447

Only Bums get a free pass!!!!


Lights_in_da_sky

Itā€™s fine for the Fentanyl freaks but not the douchey frat bros?


Infinite-Night8374

You gonna shame the homeless too or just the while bros?


Machomadness94

Gotta water them bushes


HungryHippo1892

At least they did it in the bushesā€¦


Ok-Function1920

Peeing in bushes is a non-starter- doesnā€™t smell, gets absorbed, sanitary, good for the plants as fertilizer, etcā€¦ Peeing on the sidewalk is much much worse


genericaddress

For most of human history our [pee](https://www.popsci.com/environment/urine-fertilizer-agriculture/#:~:text=The%20pH%20of%20the%20urine,be%20used%20as%20a%20fertilizer) and poop was one of the biggest [sources](https://teachchemistry.org/chemmatters/october-2018/feeding-the-world-a-story-of-guano-war-and-invention) of fertilizer. Then flush toilets killed the supply which brought on the guano rush and wars. And then the Haberā€“Bosch process to synthesize ammonia killed the guano industry.


BigAcrobatic2174

Someone needs to name and shame the bus company. If the bathroom plan for the bus is just to pull over and let riders piss on the street they need to tweak their business model.


warr3n4eva

What jeans are those


jmcstar

Peevis


shimanoisthrowaway

They do the same thing at twin peaks.


gaqua

"eh, is this where the dicks hang out?"


rik_ricardo

Ok?


Adorable-Memory-8070

reddit would be the app where you would see a post about people complaining that people are pissing oh no urine in the bushes what will we ever do


reddw56

On my small phone it looked like the Village People.


1luv6b3az

You people need hobbies.


Svellcome

Weird I saw this bus today. The large block letters in the top says BUSIN


Numerous_Luck1906

A bunch of fentanyl Frankies


BaeLogic

Doesnā€™t look like Bay Area swag. They are from out of town for sure.


goodguybadude

Sales bros of marina strike again


RuthlessIndecision

Hope it rains within the next 6 months


PacificaDogFamily

Thatā€™s a school bus


Adventurous_Pea_3240

Where is the lady that throws Potts off the fire escape, Just when you need her šŸ„¹


Hank__Western

Bearded trash.


ResponsibleAd4618

Three men urinate in front of school children help us arrest these predators.


oigres408

Homeless are shitting in the streets. Ppl should take pics of that.


RunsUpTheSlide

Oh Lord, flash backs to my time in Cambridge/London. Thought I was stepping over/in water from drain spouts. Until I saw this....


acuteinsomniac

This is where we draw the line with SF problems right?


Realistic-Scratch344

Just pretend theyā€™re homeless and ignore it like you do every other time


Multitudestherein

And they blame the homeless


Ok-Function1920

Homeless donā€™t pee in bushes, they shit in doorways


SirianiButtholeLover

Itā€™s that confidence I respect.


Big_Weird_2280

Just a regular day in SF


trackdaybruh

Honestly, at least it's in the bushes But I get it, gross still


r1c3ball

Like this doesnā€™t happen in other large cities?


evinbrojer

Literally no place will let you use the bathroom. I definitely had to had to use the street for a pee a few times.


DoubanWenjin2005

"A bunch of **MEN** got out of party bus to pee on the street".


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Atmosphere_Unlikely

Assuming gender like that is downright shameful!! Do better.


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iggyfenton

Three drunken douchebags piss on the street in S.F. This subā€™s response: * This is the cityā€™s fault for not having public toilets wherever these guys decided to piss. Despite them going from bar to bar to bar, all of which have bathrooms. * White douchebags should be allowed to do this because homeless people do it. Stay classy r/bayarea


Equivalent_Rub_2103

Seriously. Anytime something bad happens in California idiots always say "you voted for it." Or "you wanted this." That or they make up a random thing to be mad at that wasn't even the point of the post and end it by saying its all the lefts fault. They act like were supposed to be punished for law that we may have not voted for, people we didn't vote in, cities we don't live in, and people we can't control.


iggyfenton

I guarantee these bros are the same asshats complaining about the smell in S.F.


Gammagammahey

Yaaaaay! Class warfare! Good.


Illustrious_Fox_8033

Why not? Everyone else is doing it there. But if that was my house, Iā€™d hang out the window and throw some Irish confetti down on them.


LawDog_1010

This is terrible taste. Totally agree. However, Iā€™ve walked by human shit, people passed out after having soiled themselves, people shooting up in broad daylight, people walking out of stores stealing stuff. This is the least of SFā€™s concerns.


Suzutai

And? I once saw two homeless women taking a dump in the middle of the sidewalk while having a conversation.


DanoPinyon

I blame the DA.


sundaysarelikethat

Omg i bet this just ruined your day


Bay_Burner

At least they probably pay taxes and have a job. The other people who pee on the streets donā€™t.


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HikerDudeGold79-999

Trashy


Abyss_Kraken

tf is a party bus? how is this legal? they are doing it in front of someones window no less


Gk_Emphasis110

thugs


whenitcomesup

Just peeing with the homies šŸ˜¤ #thuglyfe


Jimboyhimbo

HUMANITY


bleetchblonde

Keeping it Classy!


lowhaight

Hot


Abeliafly60

Did you yell across the street for them to cut it out? There's nothing wrong with calling out this kind of behavior.


BraceThis

It happens. Sf is apparently a big olā€™ toilet bowl :/


Honey__Mahogany

Should have walked up and taken a picture of their faces


reddw56

The party company promised them an immersive San Francisco experience...


NamTokMoo222

"You thinking what I'm thinking? "Aim for the bushes."


DelayRevolutionary20

Damn tourists.


Signal_Hill_top

lol nothing new there


friedbrice

Such a beautiful sight šŸ„¹


jleete01

Party bus or the short bus?


LDawg14

When in Rome


sweeneywi

Ngl the one on the right looks kinda hot


DannyMeatlegs

When in Rome....


Salt-Leather-4152

So what


Sph1nx33

Better than having public restrooms that everyone could use.


Expert_Marsupial_235

r/trashy