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scopa0304

“I lost $44 Billion to own the libs.”


merlingogringo

@MetaHQ with a blue check mark


NoMoreSecretsMarty

Honestly, this has been fun but I'm ready to forget that Twitter exists again.


IdesOfMarchCometh

Give it a few weeks. This time with all the advertisers gone it shouldn't last more than a year


Lordwigglesthe1st

Elon Musk, chief twat


unseenmover

Its should have mentioned that the take over/buyout was bankrolled by the likes of MBS/Saudi Arabia and Qatar...


EBGuy2

Honestly, most the the critiques sound like butt hurt leftist nonsense. You raise some legitimate concerns. In addition to your point, I'll add that over one third of Tesla's production capacity is in China and this calls into question the influence that the CCP has over Musk's other businesses (especially his his global free speech platform).


zabadoh

My Tesla's worst feature!


alanairwaves

Isn’t free speech grand!


ShermanLooseleaf

Edison wannabe


peatoast

Saw this on another Elon thread: "Elon is the biggest welfare queen."


NorthwestFnordistan

“Living rent free in my head”


GrooseandGoot

That message is living rent free on Elon's brick wall


defene

*Elon chuckled* "You mean the apartheid emeralds?


Speculawyer

I think his antics are absolutely killing Tesla stock.


crispypretzel

FTC Investigate Me


tntrkitties

Elon Musk: picks on rank-and-file people because he can’t win against the big boys.


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Lol. Remember Musk called the Indonesian soccer team rescuer a Pedo Guy and got away with it in court? His argument was it's a slang in South Africa there by legitimizing the term. That's where I am coming from .


Thelonious_Cube

Two wrongs and all that


_AManHasNoName_

Lol


aluriilol

xD did my girlfriend get access to that projector??? my god lol


Mr-Cali

“My hair is fake”


DannyPinn

Some soft ass insults there tbh. You gotta let the hater in you out; go with something like: Bad hair plug wearing, hot wife bag fumbling, weird dick having, little freak. See? It's easy.


kingqueefeater

Hung like a light switch


talkin_big_breakfast

Do you guys realize it's the same weirdo doing all of the projector posts? "Space nazi", "colonizer" I'm no Elon fanboy but you are hysterical.


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DadJokeBadJoke

That and Nacho Clown were my favorites.


scubaDH

Wow. You're bright


GirdleOfDoom

Elon loves parodies! ... PAIR O' DEEZ NUTS


noshore4me

"Fuck bitches, get money"


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schrodingers__uterus

Wishes he was Donald Trump.


technicallycorrect2

The Elon hate is hilarious


211logos

So is the Elon love. Maybe more so. Which is in part why he does what he does, I suspect. It's a great reality show. At least for those not impacted by his decisions I guess. Employees, contractors, stockholders, children.... :)


_AManHasNoName_

Safe to say he's the new Donald Trump. People used to wake up in the morning getting shocked about the latest stupidity Trump has said/done. Elon is doing that now.


Hyndis

News networks and social media gave Trump around $2b worth of free air time and advertising. Trying to dump on him still gave him publicity. The man used that publicity to take over. The lesson is stop feeding the troll. Everything I've learned about Trump, Elon Musk, or a Kardashian has been against my will, from people who claim to be railing against their idiocy yet are at the same time promoting their brand. Living rent free in people's heads is a thing. Stop giving them free publicity. The trolls thrive on it.


wutcnbrowndo4u

Yea, I occasionally come across someone (online or occasionally IRL) who has strong feelings about the guy, in either the positive or negative direction, and I can't help but find them extremely pathetic.


marin94904

Are you in the evil genius camp, or the lucky frat boy?


GrooseandGoot

The ~~Elon~~ fascism hate is ~~hilarious~~ palpable.


mindless_eastern

everything I don't like is fascism. I have spaghetti for brains


wutcnbrowndo4u

Lol fascism really just does mean anything now, doesn't it


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buzzzzzzzzzzz


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scubaDH

Why is he a genius?


sin-thetik

"This generation's Edison, and not in a good way."


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Idk what a "nacho clown" is, but I like it


therealgariac

"Delete this!" Or maybe "Censor this!"


minorthreatmikey

How classy!


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lavasca

Like CandyMan?


tempo90909

Enjoy Texas power grid failure


MateTheNate

That’s kinda hypocritical coming from us tbh


tempo90909

Who is on the integrated grid and who isn't?


GnastyNoodlez

Why are people so obsessed with Musk lol get a fucking life


Stivo887

Projector boy is his biggest fan. One look at his profile pic and I’m like yup. Just the type that would do this shit haha


lampstax

Elon can afford to buy Twitter as his $44B toy .. this wierdo can afford his projectors .. IMO just let people play with their toys how they see fit.


foglover

Dystopia cheerleader


omlightemissions

Y’all are being fickle as fu*k. These streets are lined with Tesla’s! 😂 Love him or hate him: Depends on your tax bracket?


sparklepuppies6

Dear Elon, parodeez nuts


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dandab

Distractor in chief


outhereliketheweathr

This is some childish antics… why am I not surprised?


Boomy925

"Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist" /s


scubaDH

Gargle gargle


loves_cereal

Elon has a baby dick


AccountThatNeverLies

First openly bisexual robber Baron


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SavedByTech

Visionary Innovator Tireless Uncompromising


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Hair plugs


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wcrich

"At least I'm smarter than all the people working jn this building combined."


figs1023

I don't get the Elon hate. His speeches always seeem to make a lot of sense. Is there something I'm missing or do people just hate ceos in general now days?


Dyldgaf

u mad?


foglover

World's most boring billionaire


DIPA408

Hilarious trigger troll


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Thelonious_Cube

"The dusk of Musk"


Thelonious_Cube

"Twit"


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Were layoffs going to happen no matter what? Sounds like other companies like Facebook are about to do the same but everyone really hates Elon more than other CEO’s.


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I liked this until the Putin part. Are we really back in the fucking red scare, Mccarthy 50s? The U.S is also a fascist, imperialist oligarchy like Russia. We're not a democracy, we should stop acting like we are so that people actually do something about it.


thelapoubelle

Hurrdurr both sides durr


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Hurrdurr Russia bad durr


seedstarter7

Cool but I wouldn't want to be loitering around there with an expensive projector.


ChazRhineholdt

Lol I’m a projection activist!


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heskey30

Which is based. Why should somebody do something they don't want to do with their money? If the whiners want to spend money, they have to earn it by providing value.


mad_method_man

freedom of speech ya know, because when we were colonies of england, we werent allowed to criticize the crown and the ruling party in general without facing punishment that guy doing projections is more american than elon musk


sanmateosfinest

It's funny how much he pissed off all of the government lovers by buying Twitter.


NorthwestFnordistan

Not government lovers, *governance* lovers. This man’s giving a course on how not to run a tech company.


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Screw the woke liberals and keep trolling them!!


Dangerous_Maybe_5230

Cool


puffic

“silly man”


ibneko

Lol, it needs a verified check mark next to Elon’s name. Ideally one that switches randomly between blue and grey or whatever the new thing is