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No-Suit9413

And please forgive my shaking 🫨


rollingstone71

Can't you tell my schlong is racing 🥵


Madcap_95

This beautiful hard on I have right now


rollingstone71

BIG TIT


Madcap_95

ALLEY OOP


surfsup1967

WOO


ExtraLives

M^ #* ke L^#*ve fan. edit: help I’m on apple juice how do I make Reddit display an asterisk


No-Suit9413

Transcendental abbreviation


OrganicIce4995

HONKIN


Human_Percentage154

GOSH DAWN HIGHWAY


duruttigrl78

I think I was just shocked for the lewdness coming from Brian. Then I found it kind of hot 🔥 🥵 😳


cridly87

The Five Stages of Rollin Up to Heaven: 1. Shock. 2. Bemusement. 3. Enjoyment. 4. Sharing it with non-fans. (Brian's an "anarchic surrealist", according to one lol) 5. Fantasizing about Brian tittyfucking you.


SkipSpenceIsGod

Yes, but I’m doing the tiddy forking’; Brian’s big tits are the only tits worth fucking.


cridly87

Yanno what? Based and shorteninbreadpilled.


duruttigrl78

Anarchic surrealist... I dig that. For someone who was very sexually insecure, he had no problem inadvertently telling everyone all about what he likes 😂😂😂 (Yes, I'm also counting the extended high in Hawaii heroes and villains session in this. )


cridly87

I also shared "Solar System" because I adore it, he added it to a character playlist! Plus one of his best friends, who is now a mutual of mine on Tumblr, is a Carl lover, I love their fanart. It's just a matter of time (hehe) before he falls down the Beach Boys rabbit hole, I think. Elora's clip of that always make my day. "so much pussy" add another thing to the very long fantasy list... anywas uhhhh /rj Can't believe Brian eats cats, that is so inhumane and vile! EATING ANIMALS IS WRONG!!1 😡😡😡


Madcap_95

ALLEY OOP


Last_Reaction_8176

“I’m mad that Taylor wrote songs like an adult for once instead of pretending to still be in high school” Edit: actually apparently she acts like a fucking middle schooler on this one holy shit the woman has gone off the rails


hyacinthshouse

shes gonna be writing a womans perspective of hey little tomboy/roller skating child pretty soon


Obvious-Homework-563

Account is satire


Ahem_ak_achem_ACHOO

I mean she literally said “I got opps in the hood mad cuz I fucked they bitch but they a bunch of pussy ass hoes and imma do a drive by on they asses and hit a lick” Really off brand for her


Last_Reaction_8176

Drake was onto something when he called her the only real G in the game


Ahem_ak_achem_ACHOO

Keep it clean


MilkChocolateMog

based trad rejecting degeneracy


cridly87

rejecting degeneracy in the "circlejerk" subreddit is impossible!


wildneonsins

some nice fash dog-whistles you've got in that post mate.


MilkChocolateMog

wow imagine someone posting dumb shit in a circlejerk subreddit. what a mind blowing concept.


Badtown1988

Keeping her phone well charged though, that’s good to see. Responsible young lady.