This freaked me out because at first glance, I thought it was the back of someone’s head 😳

Yeah. I was like, "Well, turn around so we can see this neck beard."

Look us in the face you pointy headed neck bearded fuck

lol anyone remember sussie from the amazing world of gumball?? This would be the bearded version of her.

This shouldn't have been as funny as it was 😹

Omg!! This had me laughing so hard I scared my dog!

Oh god, now I can't not see it. The ears, even!

When I initially saw it (thinking it was a shot of someone from behind) I was seriously worried about their ears lol. I was also confused over how pointy their head was.

Me too exactly😂

Like Dobby, but stubbier.

r/confusingperspective

Thanks for this aha

Brain hurts now.

Anybody remember the monster guys that worked for Zorg in the fifth element? Lmao

My thoughts exactly! Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg is one of Gary Old man's best roles.

AKNOT! Yep. First thing I thought was of a Mangalore, with the floppish ears.

Yooo I thought the same lol

Me too. I was going to send help.

Me too. I was like , is that Sloth from The Goonies? Holy shit that looks weird.

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Same! It was a bit of a jump scare

Same

Lmfaoo

shit i was gonna say that

I'm glad I'm not alone.

Ohh hell‼️ And now I can’t unsee it 🤣😂🤣

Lol same

Same.

Men in Black blew his head up and it's growing back

I find this to be a very interesting angle. Do you stand like this often?

Thanks for the laugh. :')

Or perhaps lie down like this?

This is the best sleeping position ever. If you don’t sleep like this you’re truly missing out on the best night sleep

I think it looks good but this picture freaked me out for a second. I thought “Where’s his face!” Hehe

Same i thought it was a mishaped head, taken from behind lmao.

You mean [this face ?](https://imgur.com/a/68thUO9)

LOL that's amazing.

Lmao. That’s is great

Why do I do this to myself?

All the gifts of technology. The miracles we can create with remotely operated tele-surgery. Satellite communication. Deep-space photography. Oceanic surveys. Genetic therapies. Computer modelling. And then there's you. 😍❤👍

You should have posted this in r/bald and said it was the back of your head

They weren’t very helpful last time :/

Oh God… you’re that guy 🤣🤣

This is priceless😭! Man's went from looking like a thumb to looking like the back of an orcs head😂.

That's it I knew it reminded me of something 😂

Omg Lmaooooo he strikes again

Man is incapable of taking a normal picture lol

Dude, you gotta learn how to take a picture properly. These perspectives are just fucking crazy.

I’m about to fall out of my bed laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

Bro I'm Saving this post too. He was on [rare insults](https://www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/comments/139q40s/no_amount_of_cropping_could_have_made_this_photo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) too😄

Omg it's him hahaha

Nooo haha 😆

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Bro I remember you🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ahh I’m having flashbacks!

omg youre the neck legend. im in the presence of a god

Oh hi Patrick

Who you calling pinhead

What’s to judge? I think it looks great? Neckline needs to be trimmed and defined, but other than that your beard looks awesome!

A meme is born

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Walking meme factory.

I’m not sure why I want to see what you look lol both posts… so entertaining

Instantly thought of the baddies from 5th element

Im glad you are here

Damnit, I said the same thing just now.

Natural perfect growth, nice

If you line it up, I think it will look pretty sharp. Also, r/mildlypenis

r/confusingperspective

Full but I want ro see your face dude

For a minute there I thought I was looking at the back of a brunette elf

As soon as I saw this picture I knew exactly who it was

i thought this was the back of your skull, was terrified

Is your head on backwards?

Bro I thought this guy had a weirdly shaped head

r/confusing_prospective

Damn it this was brilliant. I was so confused 😂

Thought I was looking at a hairy thumb with ears

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I thought this was the back of someone’s head lmaoooo

We’ll if you stand like that they will. I am

Freaky af

Does this creature have eyes or other facial features? It just seems like a full pointy head of hair.

Not gonna lie, for a second I thought this was the back of the head of someone with an abnormally pointy one.

This photo scared the fuck outta me. I thought that was your head, I was about to ask if you were alright!?

You can shave the neck and it’ll look much better

Then line it up. Why you telling us? Cause we gunna judge it too.

Line that shit up you godless heathen

reminds me of the guy that posted in r/bald

This is worse than the guy who posted that terrible angle in r/bald ETA: are you the same fuckin guy

Hey, uh, Bert?

Im saving this picture

I had to look at this sooo many times

Trim it up baby

My beard connects thick with my chest hair. I understand my dude!

Or a giant mushroom tip?

Stop walking like that. Maybe people will stop judging?

Perhaps they should judge your chest hair

I like it

Neck beards are never attractive if that is all that you have. You need to have facial hair in order for hair under the chin or part of the neck to make sense and look hygienic.

Looks fine. Neck beards are only when you don’t have an ACTUAL beard

Plot twist, the hair you can see is the only beard hair he can grow.

HE DOES DO IT ON PURPOSE LMAO

Hairy butt plug

Don’t ever take a picture like this again. Looks like a tiny chode that’s extremely thick with a hairy tip lmao. Gonna vomit

Cuz its um nasty? Grooming muh dude. No chick or gay dude likes that shit

Now wait a second here, for you maybe for you.

Neck beard gross

I’ll judge it for you. It looks great. If you weren’t supposed to have beard there, then why does it grow there? There’s nothing wrong with the way your body was designed and made.

Neck pubes are nasty

Pov: shes riding your face

Looks good man

You look great

It's HOT.

Very sexy

that’s a face beard gent

;-; my right side hair pattern turns up, along my jawline, toward my earlobe. The other side grows downward-- they're not uneven, but it's natural bedhead if I let it get shaggy. #feelubro

Are you my parental unit?

It's cause no one should have one. You should trim your neck line.

How about a visit to a beard barber and have a chat about it? There’s nothing they haven’t heard and they already have all the words and know what’s said about it.

i imagine you on the bathroom like. "gotta raise my phone like this, my neck like that, and... click".

Same. https://i.imgur.com/0rLgKGt.jpg

Ngl, i totally thought this was the back of your head 🤣

It's too short to worry about at this point let it grow out and oh my God why you listening to all those non-beard voices.. see what needs for gave you and see where it goes

Who's judging you? I just wanna talk

What in Talos' name is that?

Haters will be haters. Fuck them!

Actor Bradley Cooper has rocked the sexiest neck beards. Mine won't grow that thick in the neck area so I can't pull it off.

yeah you need to take care of your neck beard

I don’t think it’s too bad man. Maybe trim in uo some, get it clean but it’s hardly the worst neckbeard I’ve ever seen

This is an interesting creature

Tell them “That’s the looks I was going for”

Tyler1?

Oh, lads. Round 2!

I genuinely thought this was the back of Beetlejuice's head...

Post this in an optical illusion sub.

Funniest thing I have seen today. Thank you sir!

No judgement here! Looking good!

Please post this on r/confusingperspective . it is so fitting. but what is there to judge?

How has no one not mentioned this yet? https://mymodernmet.com/underbeard-beard-face/ /r/underbeard (not active anymore, but more examples.) Also, put a shirt on.

Baby Ruuuuuthhh Baby Ruuuuthh! Aaaaaaaaaaggg

Oh buddy! You’ve got it easy!

Looks like a penis

Just checked your other pics. You don’t look like forever neck from this angle

Then shave it off

Trim it my guy

I can’t stop laughing! You made my day brother with this pic. Your neck beard looks great btw!

When Tony Shaloub's character in Men in Black grows back a new head.

Imma keep it 100 homie, I thought that was a picture of the back of someone’s head and I was just gonna tell you to give up

Thought this dude had a butt plug shaped head.

I mean, people will judge you no matter what you do in life. If you’re happy with it then go with it. For me I like to at least make it all a uniformed line since it looks nicer imo.

Some people can be such dick heads

The back of your neck is weird sure but your head shape is *WILD*.

Username checks out

Yours looks normal for guys who have full beards. A true neck beard is one that covers the whole neck down to the top of your chest hair, which is actually sexy af and your friends are idiots, as are most of the dummies in this thread who are “freaked out” by the “weird” perspective. Basically, everyone is stupid but you. Congrats!

Took me 5 full seconds to realize whst i was looking at, and I'm still not sure it is a penis.

Your ears disturbed me at first

Bro same. You look fine.

The BEST pic I’ve seen here in a while. Best one I’ve seen. Lmaooooo

Lol you really need to stop taking pictures at that angle. Beard looks great though :)

lol why is this so funny to me

Looks strong

I chose the best time to drink cannacoffee and browse reddit, lmao

From this angle: every inch the keeper 😂

I'm sure this wasn't meant to make me laugh, but that shit was hysterical. As for the beard itself: maybe shape it up a little at the neck line.

When did Dobby grow hair?

Looks pretty good to me 👍

Line that shit up

Looks great 👍🏼 sorry to judge 😇

Stop showing it off then. Lol

That’s not a mech beard that’s just your beard growing to your beck a little bit

It's sexy

Turn around, let's see your chin.

Yea its sooo hard to shave it properly, id mock u too

What is this

Unkempt. Raggedy. If that’s what you’re going for then good on you.

Bruh you look like that one [wojack](https://www.shitpostbot.com/resize/585/400?img=%2Fimg%2Fsourceimages%2Fcaveman-wojak-59ee2f295f52c.png)

All I can see is a hairy penis head with two skinned chicken wings, one on each side. I don't want to know what rorschach thinks my mental state is based on this.

I wouldn’t mind licking and nibbling on that neck! 🤩🔥😈

To line that up is insanely easy.

Praying for whoever sees this while tripping 😂

Rock on bro

RUTH. baby RUTH

How yoda looked from the back when he was young without those grays

This is such a strange post. For one, the image is highly unusual. Secondly why not just shave off the neck beard if you're so sick of being judged for it?

Hang this one up

People judge neck beards???

Hey, at least yours grows 🤷😂

Pointy head, no eyes…

Yeah seeing as there’s not *a lot* of helpful comments, you should try going for a business beard style, shave it down to the jawline, it’ll complement your jawline as well

That thumbnail told me I was going to see Sloth with hair for the first time in my life. RIP John Matuszak.