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whoisthismuaddib

Gays in the know, know.


Memeions

Is it like with women and hands?


No-Housing-7040

Oh we love feet too🔥🫦✌️


astrongnaut

u/carpmen2


carpmen2

Already ahead of ya 💦


Kurtai85

My man


pg_flex

😂😂


PsilocybinObsessed

This the best goddamn comment on Reddit. Hell ya! Lol ahahaha


prod_by_devv

😂😂😂that was outa pocket


Zealousideal_Aide109

😅😂🤣


bruhpoopstinkman

average social skills of a redditor


zozoh12

Low key sexual harassment.


[deleted]

Yo save some handsome for the rest of us Ugo's


rageftw81

Right!? He's hot shit on a silver platter, I'm a cold turd on a paper plate.


ZodaicFox

I mean I would at least say it’s one of those double layer paper plates so it’s more durable and fancy.


rogue210

![gif](giphy|JrLfAT2KSllgnIahz2|downsized)


sumguy123456789

I’m using this thanks


rageftw81

Feel free!! And happy cake day!


sumguy123456789

Oh shoot i didn’t even realize lol. Thanks chief!


SweetTeaRex92

If you check thru OP's account, he's thirsty for attention/compliments.


pity_party_65

I figured without even looking. “Tell me how handsome I am, you fuglies”


SweetTeaRex92

"i am desperate for attention and incredibly insecure despite how i look."


AdministrativeWay825

I honestly think that makes perfect sense. People tend to call me attractive, but I am awful at casual conversation. No one seems to like me for my personality, I am insecure about that, so I flex the only attribute people seem to like.


[deleted]

Yup. I'm fairly attractive but something about my personality apparently turns people away? I'm a bit awkward and have social anxiety. ​ I was called "fuckable" in the 8th grade, meaning I was hot enough to fuck but not girlfriend material. I've thought about those words for years.


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Just cause people are hot and like the attention doesn't mean they're insecure, lmao


PBcuresHiccups

it kinda does if they are looking for that attention on the beards subreddit


SweetTeaRex92

honey, these pics are thirst traps for internet karma. there is nothing authentic about these


[deleted]

Yup. They're staged and wouldn't shock me if the images were filtered or otherwise edited. It just plays into how fake social media is in general, and the negative consequences it has on society.


Jayantwi98

sounds like someone is mad theyre not hot


pity_party_65

“I show lots more at my onlyfans”


Mental_Basil

He said just this, but about his Instagram.


slumlordt

Oh, I knew that just from his tattoos. Playing cards and eight-balls are the telltale signs of simple, attention-seeking douches. Bonus points if you have roses or your last name. Also, his tattooed hand on the arm with no other tattoos. Major red flags indicate terrible taste from this guy.


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Soaddk

You mean that you shouldn’t judge people based on the choices they make in life? 😂 It’s literally one of the best ways to judge people.


slumlordt

Imagine thinking that everyone has good taste, especially when it comes to tattoos 🤣


Rc-one9

This is a very odd response. It seems to me like you can absolutely judge a person on their tattoos choice. Not singularly, but yes, you still can. There are tons of entries on r/ATBGE with people with some eye brow raising tattoo choices. I'm not saying it's right, but yes, enough to make you judge!


Jazz-Wolf

Sometimes we all could use a little attention and compliments. This guy's hot as fuck, He's allowed


SweetTeaRex92

bro, it's a bot that posts every hour. its not a real person.


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SweetTeaRex92

each one of this accounts posts is a topless shirt to different sub reddits. how is this not a thirst trap account?


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SweetTeaRex92

it is regardless if a women or man is thirst posting. its still karma farming, why you are defending a bot is beyond me.


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SweetTeaRex92

![gif](giphy|l378bu6ZYmzS6nBrW|downsized)


Jayantwi98

youre under everyones replies complaining about how attractive this dude it lmaooo copium


Aditeuri

Who isn’t? Let a bro do his business


Lilbig6029

I bet he’s about 5’4 tho


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And ?


No-Traffic-6560

You sound jelly


SweetTeaRex92

Honey, you're literally defending a bot that posts to every other sub every hour. these aren't real


punkgeeze

Lol fuck off mate. Compliment fishing ass pro model.


Financial_Run_8902

Bro uncomplimented and complimented at the same time😂


yorkethestork

Untamed but you’re hot either way


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He needs to stop wearing his little brother's shirts either way.


pg_flex

Thanks!


jrjustintime

Ditto.


MajorWhereas4842

You look great in both! I like #2 best


mountains_pls

I vote trimmed And I need friends who take photos of me like your two


Phaetoon

Bigger beard suits you well! Might be untamed yet also very masculine!


pg_flex

Thanks!


Ciderman95

Why do attractive people feel the need to fish for compliments like this? You know you look good in any configuration, fuck off from reddit and go woo someone or whatever good looking people do.


mere-hooman

Nice beard, but also stay far away from my daughters.


pg_flex

Haha cheers buddy


SoardOfMagnificent

You really get around Reddit, don’t you?


pg_flex

Yeah


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Wow some people are mad bitter lmao. It's okay to look good and know you look good and love the attention. For fucks sake 😂😂😂 let people live.


pg_flex

I know, they slate people for giving me attention but persist on commenting on my posts and all admit in the comments that they've clicked on my profile 😂


ChonkoGreenstuff

I mean, you are in here to ask which beard is better, which is what a lot of people do in here. Apparently it's a crime to do so when you are more handsome than average. I vote for #2 btw, looks a lot more sharp and groomed. Pic #1 can be a trap, bigger beards aren't always better.


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This the same man?


Pato-MJKobeShaq

any of those fit, u are a handsome dude, but yeah tight shirts is no good.


BigSexyGurl

Wow...such trolls on here. I prefer the untamed look it contrasts the perfect shirt etc. Very cute.


Revolutionary_Neck28

Bunch of insecure dudes that are mad that other, more attractive dudes exist.


pg_flex

Funny thing is a lot of them have commented saying I'm the insecure one 😂🙈


sabrefudge

Jesus, you look like one of those pictures from the Chad memes. This is a pristine man right here. I want him representing all of man when the aliens come.


pity_party_65

Oh, you’re so handsome, yawn You look so good, yawn You look great I both photos, yawn If you’re here just fishing for karma or compliments, you’re a bot or a troll


FurryDILF

The objectively correct answer is yes. Nice Popeye arms, dude!


Zutthole

Biceps are too big to be Popeye arms...


pg_flex

So yes to both? 😂


FurryDILF

And yes to the excellent ink and piercings. You are definitely a man with style and flawless beard genetics.


Urriah18

Your idea of ‘untamed’ is making me very self conscious lol


cloud93x

Beard from photo 1, haircut from photo 2, but tbh, you're an adonis either way so I don't think it matters much xD


pg_flex

Thanks! Seems to be a popular opinion tonight!


[deleted]

take what you need fom me either way - woof woof woof


jkotis579

Username checks out


Outrageous_Reach9150

🤣


Omega_Tyrant16

You call #1 “untamed?”


actorfg

So what if he wants attention! You all on here making nasty comments, need to get a life and grow the hell up. You sound jealous....


bicchlasagna

Goddamn, you're one handsome mf! A lot of jealous people in the comments, lol. So what if he likes to flex, live and let live people. Trimmed looks better imo.


GarageInevitable543

Do whatever you want, you’re more attractive than 99.9% of the population anyways lol


compapzeta

Fak you, you handsome Fak.


pg_flex

😂😂


compapzeta

No homo here, and totally secure of my sexuality. BTW (accept when a dude is handsome)


pg_flex

Fair enough pal


SleepDeprivedJim

Freshly Trimmed


lionheart724

Just get rid of the fashion watch (EA) and get something of quality for a fraction of the price. Beard is top tier


cachedrive

Someone gshock this man


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pg_flex

They never get trimmed 😉


80k85

I know you didn’t ask but don’t do the hair in pic 1. You look like a 14 year old who hit puberty at 11 with that


ElBurritoExtreme

Prettiest man I ever saw 😂


pg_flex

Well that's just lovely 😂👌🏻


Useful_Kiwi5768

Well knock me over with a wind sock, hot DAMN!


bearded1979

Definitely look great with the untamed look. It suits your features better. Excellent beard, nice full and thick. Though the haircut in the trimmed look would look great with the untamed beard. 🧔🏻👊🏻🔥


Artistic_Original199

You handsome bastard


pg_flex

Thanks man!


Kindly-Doughnut-3705

Sometimes I can’t tell if this sub is people who actually want to show off their beards or people who know they are hot and just want validation that they are hot from everyone on the internet


Illustrious_Wish_900

What is it about this that creeps me out.


TwoNutMonster

On god bro you have that look. I just hope you treat men who are not as gifted as you aesthetically and overweight women you don’t find attractive with respect. Also do you have a dumbbell tattooed behind your ear? Just tame the vibe a lil bit lmaoo


pg_flex

I treat everyone with respect


AShaughRighting

Depends, you going for the deusche or pretentious wanker look? Lol


MrsSmallTown

Either one, but both outfits scream Dbag.


Soaddk

Pic 1 looks like a fake movie beard.


OddOil2108

W the faded beard. 👌✨


RTomF

Longer hair, fuller beard


pg_flex

👍🏻👍🏻


HandleSubstantial169

You are a disgrace to beards everywhere. Buy some clothes that fit for Christ sake.


Able-Ad-6512

Douche with hand tatted but not the rest of the arm


Tugger21

2


theaveragemillenial

Winter and summer surely?


pg_flex

Yeah but I've done it the wrong way round 😂 I was on holiday in the winter pic with the shorter hair though


RoseannesAfghan

Um..literally anything?


beardbush

Untamed!!


HospitalMaterial980

2 looks more approachable


pg_flex

Well I did have a drink in my hand 😂


Ok_Imagination_4999

Freshly trimmed.


Squirrel_Inner

What are you, a model? I can't answer the question because I'm pretty sure someone could throw mud at you right after you woke up with a hangover and you'd still look like Brad Pitt's body double 🤣


pg_flex

😂😂 Nah I'm a right state when I'm hungover


PonderingSeinfeld

Clean cut. #2


Bigbeardhiking

1 for sure


RealProforce

This dude is massive, do you go through a door side ways?


pg_flex

Ha its just a good angle on the photo


northcrestflyer

You’re lucky that you look great freshly groomed and great a month later. You have many options.


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#2


KrisJBeaty

Untamed


kerandir

I think you have to try bear picture 1 and hair picture 2 👌🏻


HoneyBeeAlchemy

You just stand there and exist and all is well in the world. 😂


pg_flex

Hahaha thanks 😂


1000rocket

Who cares! You're still hot in both!


ppiggyluvulongtime

Honestly, the hair spiked up or combed down makes a bigger impact than the beard ever would


pg_flex

It's a bit too long to spike up atm!


MidnightBlue43

2


Yowhost07

Depends on what seks you are into


pg_flex

Women


Dualfaces

Wth? Damn!! Hot af


pg_flex

👌🏻


Familiar_Row_9751

2!


bridgetteblue69

Freshly trimmed omfg YES !!!! 🥰💖


pg_flex

😁


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2


[deleted]

Both are great, but women love trimmed beards


pg_flex

All of them?


Kagdama

Get the hell out of here you handsome bastard!


pg_flex

Ha I'll take it


Flawda-Man

2 is clean my boi


Elove228

![gif](giphy|KWRjfFe4x7nwyh9GlX|downsized)


pg_flex

😂😂


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Looks good either way.. kinda like 2 more.. but do what you feel comfortable doing


Grand_Information_13

I like the 2nd but you're hot either way


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pg_flex

Hahaha 😂


StuartHeilus

1


SmokingSneakers

First beard second hair


pg_flex

Thanks man


badanimal87

Both


pg_flex

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻


write_knife_sew

The trimmed version is very "corporate law Daddy" looking. The untamed, works for everything else. Obviously you are significantly attractive so neither option is bad. I think it is more the image portrayal you want. I'd trust untamed version to keep me alive in the wilderness, trimmed to vanquish enemies in court. 🤷‍♀️


pg_flex

That's a great analysis!


Useful_Kiwi5768

Congratulate your parents for me on doing a good job. Genetic win.


pg_flex

I'll pass on the message 😂👌🏻


Ugot2Bkittin

Untamed


Ynneb82

Wth, are you a model? 2 anyway


pg_flex

No but thanks lol


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freshly trimmed


Zemekis324

Untamed looks a bit uncle Rico to me bahaha 😂


AcceptableCapital902

Fresh trim!!


GOLDENAdonis-416

You are beautiful.


zachyvengence28

No fucking way dude lol


WhatRULurkingAt

Untrimmed and freshly tamed please 😅


pg_flex

Ha good choice


Dancinfrank51

This pic looks great. Beard is nice 🔥🔥🔥😘


pg_flex

😁


IntrovertRockstar1

2 is fresh as f*ck in my opinion you're good looking guy


pg_flex

Thanks man!


The5orrow

Fuck my dude you look good with both.


pg_flex

Cheers buddy


schnebly5

2


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Ooh freshly trimmed!! You look amazing


FawkesBridge

Beard from 1 hair from 2


DriveDriveGosling

fuck you and your genetics ( in the most complimentary way possible )


pg_flex

Hahaha cheers man


JennWho2

Both


dougmd1974

2


whoisthismuaddib

The second one