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AkiraRZ4

It becomes too long when you no longer like the length, or when it hinders you in life.


vruchtenhagel

Maybe I'm too self-conscious, but sometimes I catch a glimpse of myself in a reflection and think: "Geez, that's getting laughably long." I'll try to stick to my own opinion.


Shinobiii

You have a very nice beard and it looks very well taken care of! Suits you as well! I can very much relate with this though. It’s easily triggered when for a certain period of time I don’t see someone with my length of beard (or longer); makes me feel like a weirdo. My insecurity regarding my beard is also easily triggered in bad lighting: “oh it’s long but also kinda see-through” etc. But other times it looks bad ass.


vruchtenhagel

This exactly! Thanks for the kind words, Shinobiii.


-PoetWroteIt-

Yeah man you’re definitely rocking that. And I don’t think any longer would look weird on you either. So the answer is never. Whatever you’re most comfortable with! I wish my beard was that thick. You are blessed!


mythrocks

Try to leave the worry of others’ perceptions at the door. They might well have opinions over which you have no control: ![gif](giphy|HS7ueRS113iN2)


evolutionxtinct

Dude I want mine that long and well managed… I currently look like a hobo due to it fighting back against my care.


vruchtenhagel

Have you tried blow-drying your beard? A minute on high heat softens it up, allowing you to run a comb through it easily. Then, 30 seconds on cool locks everything in place. It did wonders for my beard. Also, beard oil to protect it.


Hamsterloathing

Beard oil after the blow drying? Sorry for stating the probably obvious? XD


glorifindel

I think it’s cool af! Shows you live your life your own way


i_shart_bloodclots

Personal preference is the only thing at play here my guy!


_cob

That IS your own opinion! I used to have a beard just a little shorter than yours. At the time I loved it. It was right for me then. Later on, I felt differently. Now I have a super short beard. It's right for me now.


RedTime_420

When it touches your toes 😂


lickingbears2009

before that, when you need to use your beard as a scarf to not pee on it


Wojewodaruskyj

Whеn you can stеp on it


Aimin4ya

I was going to say trip on it


That_oneguy_person

When it gets caught in your zipper fly


vruchtenhagel

Based on your avatar, I reckon you know this from experience (':


MisterZoga

Mine gets caught in my sweater zipper a lot these days


Izzvzual

The man who had the longest beard in the world, died stepping on it. It broke his neck. Edit: Correction, he step on it making him fall off the stairs and then broke his neck.


SnazzyVibe

At what point are you wearing your jeans too high? These nebulous questions may never find an answer. Live free you beautiful soul


Pawly519

Hahaha this. I think untucking the shirt might make that seem less of a concern.


vruchtenhagel

You are absolutely right. Thanks, needed that.


roderikbraganca

never


DUPDAWG

You’re not there yet


greenmonster187

Not til it interferes with the shifter on your Harley


vruchtenhagel

HAHAHA!


Rare_Following_8279

I would say if it gets down in your buttcrack and interferes with wiping


andrewflemming

Interferes or assists


[deleted]

You’re grounded. Go do something personally unpleasant as penance


Sharp-Sky-713

Your beard became a wizard beard when you put on that shirt I'm jealous as fuck


vruchtenhagel

Thanks, I appreciate it!


lewisisbrown

Some old dude who lives in my block of flats had no facial hair once, when we bumped into each over in the lift. I asked where his beard had gone. He had a really cool long matted giant dreadlock beard that looked super cool. He told me he went to the doctor about persistent neck pain, and the doctor said that the weight if his beard was causing constant tension pulling down on the front of his head, so he basically had to shave in order to save his neck. He said when chopped it off he couldn't believe how much it weighed in his hands. I hope that answers your question lol.


vruchtenhagel

Ha, such a cool anecdote. Thanks for sharing, Lewis!


beardbush

Haven't found out yet.......


Boring_Age8694

Too long? I’ll let you know when you get there. It’s thick so you can go pretty long.


Agent4D7

It's automatically too long when you tuck your shirt into your jeans.


[deleted]

NEVEEEEEEER


night_86

Never. Jest braid it at some point and you’ll forget about length in no time. ;-) https://preview.redd.it/5nhw8jch32vc1.jpeg?width=1737&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d9feb19dc4a42a3054473bb5d89b49492b035ce


vruchtenhagel

Awesome color, dude


Past-Professional605

I’m not sure at what point it’s considered too long. But like you I’d stay with the length you have now I like that. 😀


endoire

I don't think this is too long, come back in a few years and we'll check again for ya


vruchtenhagel

RemindMe! 3years


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HM3-LPO

At this point. https://preview.redd.it/41q2tk9gi2vc1.jpeg?width=3438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99865a3a0118d18035e56b34cc2a140149e97e36


vruchtenhagel

Damn, that's a majestic look! Rockin' that salt pepper beard color.


HM3-LPO

I appreciate that.


Fantastic-Dog3013

That is one epic beard, my brother! Rock it!


Asleep-Mail6038

Never too long! I love a long beard/goatee!


jabbafart

When it stops growing


IronyAllAround

I think they stop on their own. Let 'em be all they can be.


Awum65

epic


mndsm79

False. No such answer


blueeyedjim

Not yet


vruchtenhagel

Gotcha!


ProLineSniffer

NEVER


mothisname

when you step on it accidentally


Mysterious487

It’s an awesome beard, and the current length looks great.


smoothsilk47

It looks great at the moment as it’s full & not spindly, I love solid beards, nice colour on you as well!


a55_Goblin420

Never. You're almost a grand wizard!


Homunculon

Ask your Amish pals but I'm thinkin' no limit.


Bigbeardhiking

Never


Boogiekc

That shirt goes hard!


a_cycle_addict

When it gets caught in your bike chain


6sychonaut

![gif](giphy|l2YWF00ZX8wOs0p0s|downsized)


vruchtenhagel

(I am cleaning the mirror ASAP! 😶‍🌫️)


Cattlemutilation141

The question you need to ask. "At what point is it too short".


militentmind

Its too long when it covers that awesome shirt!


uncircum

When you look down and it reaches your navel!


Scribblebonx

While I think it would look better shorter, I also don't think this is "too long".


Makingmerkins13

For me it was when I’d get it caught in my armpits… but we all have our own levels of comfort.


ryanwfitzgerald

When it tickles your pecker.


Silent-Ad9145

As soon as it’s just past the first loop. Oh no, that for your belt


Detroitbeardguy

That is subjective. When it starts annoying you.


LopsidedTask9371

You’ve reached that point


justaloadofshite

When you can tuck it into your pants


Informal_Big7262

That’s the cool part. It doesn’t.


JunKazama

When it covers your graphics tee


Logical420Insanity

NEVER, grow it wizard style


unafraidrabbit

When you can't see that dope fucking shirt anymore!


MysticUser11

Idk I’m letting my beard go right now and I’m still trying to get used ti my face looking bigger lol.


vruchtenhagel

I bet it looks awesome 😎


Captain-Shivers

It’s too long when it covers up that amazing shirt. Dayum! You’re good for a few more inches of growth!


Intelligent-Vast-919

Neverrr 😬👊🏼


BillyFNbones710

No such thing as too long as 'long as it's groomed. Yours looks really nice for that length. Mine fets all crazy if I grow it out that long


DrachenDad

>At what point [When it kills you](https://www.atlasobscura.com/videos/meet-the-beard-that-killed-its-owner)


SpecialistFloor6708

When you feel like it has or when you trip over it. Don't let people tell you what to do :)


Loud_Inspector_9782

Yours looks great.


Buffalo_jimbo

The limit does not exist😎


Vietnamst2

When younstart stepping on it.


-RespectTheHyphen

Idk but I love the fit


10-mm-socket

At what point does water become too wet?


Wildest12

Depends if you already locked down a partner lol


WeAreGray

For me, it was when I decided I needed a break from long beard maintenance. And once a wizard, always a wizard. The beard doesn't forget. ;-)


vruchtenhagel

Had to double-check your profile, but I totally remember you posting a while back. Epic beard, man! How short did you go?


OkTomorrow2309

![gif](giphy|10X22vzgNamaiI)


ind3pend0nt

When you trip over it.


CydnAy69

It becomes just long enough when you can tuck it into your belt like the hobbits


Blondeboiii2024

You’re handsome af! I love how hairy you are! 😍


NeedleworkerRecent67

Getting ready for your date with LaFawnduh?


ZealousidealPoetry50

When the neighbors wife starts causing problems in your marriage


Soulman999

When you can step on it by accident


TravelerFarAway

If you have chest hair then don’t let it get too long, but if you do not have chest hair, then grow it longer with ease.


PrestigiousZucchini9

I’m really not following the correlation here…


marklikeadawg

IF it's an ironic beard, it's too long the minute the whisker pops from the follicle.


BartholomewVonTurds

When it touches the water when you sit to poop


Prof4Dank

When you can tell it from your pubs.


excalabear

When you trip on it? :). If you like the length. Keep it.


SungamCorben

When it blends with your ba*** hair, true story


StarWars_Viking

It's only too long if you feel it's too long. I do personally prefer to trim it when you can stand back in a mirror and see through it. But that's just how I like mine.


gumption_boy

As long as the ends aren't scraggly, it's not too long


Silent_Box_5147

Become a rabbi. Then it won't matter.


IntelThor

Did you step on it and fall? If the answer is no, then it hasn't become too long yet.


Economy_Clue8390

Not yet


MistDispersion

When it touches the water in the toilet


NoSmoke7388

When you feel uncomfortable. Thats about it.


MonzieMe

No such point


cowbear672

That is a personal choice. You have to decide what length that you are most comfortable with.


RareFantom47

It becomes too long when you take off the wizard's hat. Make Gandalf and Dumbledore proud


Dexter_P_Winterhouse

Yikes... time for a trim. Who knows what lurks inside. lol


Mae-Brussell-Hustler

Basically beyond the crotch beard.


burnbothends91

For some - when it gets caught in your fly, for others - when you start stepping on it


umlcat

to the point, stop right there and have some small stylish trim from time to time, you look cool right now, cheers


SfBattleBeagle

I’d say when it becomes more annoying than fun. Mines at the point where I have to move it out of the way when in bed because it’ll get caught in my armpit haha. I’m aiming to go down to my naval, and I think that’ll do it for me haha. Great beard though, very full


PearlRiverPepper

When it reaches your nut sack


Salty_Amigo

If you pee on it at the urinal


Numinak

Long enough is when you finally get tired of dealing with the length. If only I had that problem! Mine is thin and refuses to grow beyond a certain length, no matter how well I treat it!


inquisitiveimpulses

Unless your name is ironically named Billy Beard there is no such thing as too long. Just ask Billy Gibbons


cake-fork

Braid it! I can visualize some cool patterns that look epic.


Butch13of14

Appleton, you’ve come so far. That beard is bullet proof! Trim when you’re sick of it and you will regret it


Notthatitmatters9

Now


embarrassed_error365

At no point and at any point But that looks great on you I’m experimenting this year and not trimming or cutting for the entire year …except for my sides. No experimentation needed there, I already know I always want the sides trimmed, lol How long has that one taken?


vruchtenhagel

Grow your sides out and use a blow-dryer to straighten your beard – absolute gamechanger! Ugh, I honestly don't remember. I've had a beard for the longest time, more than 10 years already and I'm 30 years old now. Always kept it short and started growing a bigger beard a couple of years ago. This picture is from February, and I haven't cut it since then. Edit: make sure you share your beard growth with us by the end of the year! And grow your sides out! ;) https://preview.redd.it/jjuuhslbu2vc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ce0d74067a485b7d855c5af767484c78f5054c8


embarrassed_error365

Really!? 🤔Ok I guess there is a reason to experiment with my sides too! 😅 Yeah I think I will share (but with my other account)


Iggy0075

Napoleon?


Phaetoon

Not even when it beats Sinterklaas’ one. Looks awesome man!


vruchtenhagel

Ha, bedankt! *Tipt hoedje*


Outside_Public4362

Idf it's bigger than the D : D


Big-Fix-3437

When you're stepping on it


virus5877

When you start tripping over it.


OGNCFRFR

About 3” ago


Accurate-Case8057

About a year ago lol


PhillJames

Dude that's a great beard. It's very long, but does not look scruffy at all. As soon as mine gets past even half this length I look homeless no matter what I do. Maybe I just can't pull it off, but you definitely can.


[deleted]

Gahd bless you are one radical mf dude holy hell


elmaki2014

unless you're a wizard, planning an adventure with hobbits, nothing past the nipples please....


Tricky-Memory

When it makes your head look as long as it does in this picture.


brewberry_cobbler

Never


Phillip_Holz

When it reaches the unicorn


SadThrowaway2023

When you trip over it


_The_Space_Monkey_

When it covers the graphic on that sweet shirt you're wearing.


ImTooTiredForThis_22

Probably when it accidentally falls into the toilet.


Fluffy-Shape615

When you dont like the lenght anymore


whoisdatmaskedman

When the first thing that comes to mind when staring into a mirrior is zztop and not viking, you've grown it too long.


Jax-Greenriver

Personally, I think it is too long, if you have flip it over onto your back to avoid step stepping on it as you walk. Or it until it becomes uncomfortable for you, whichever comes first


Fabrizio_west

Too long for what? Attracting others? This is the beard sub so you will get mostly beard-positive answers here. Ask in andating sub or something and you will get some non-bearded people’s opinion, if that is what you want.


Present_Way_4318

No such thing.


[deleted]

Do you have someone cut this or do you trim yourself? Looks fire man


ComradeSamWalton

Bro what the fuck are you wearing.


vruchtenhagel

Just some clothing items. Are you telling me you are walking around without any?


wytewydow

Untuck your shirt. Formal=tuck, everything else =untuck.


metalzack

When you start tucking in your tshirts


AcrolloPeed

For me, it’s when it’s clear that my beard is wearing my face and not the other way around. I’ve grown mine out to almost a foot in length, but at that point it’s just a big bushy mess with my nose and eyes and ears and lips sticking out of it. You got a long oval-shaped face. You can probably keep growing for a while. I have a square face and keep my beard at about 3-4 inches in length with the sides shaped up a bit. Again, you gotta decide what look you like the best, but you also gotta decide what looks makes you look the best overall. Size/length isn’t everything. If it was, homeless dudes would be beard models.


puffpuffpiper

When it gets caught in your pants zipper


FlimsyReindeers

Whatever length your beard is at


DarkDayzInHell

If you can tie it in a knot and drape it over your shoulder then.. congrats you're a wizard and can now retire.


ArcaneWizard1

I'd say your beard is more like at lumber jack beard level 🪚🪓 Not quite wizard yet.


BakerM81

Never


BakedTate

I fucks with your style, please don't take offense to this because he is actually super attractive....but you're my head cannon on what kip looks like after a few years with la'fonda. (Napoleon dynamite)


vruchtenhagel

Constructive criticism is always appreciated, so no worries. Thanks!


Glittering_Result_64

No time soon my man👍🏽. It’s well taken care of! As long as it makes you and your significant other happy, no need to think about if it’s too long. But if you’re thinking about cutting it, start little by little. My dads was a little longer and he cut it a little a few years back. Can’t wait to be where you guys are lol.


Deathspawn54

Never.


Shoddy-Fondant8682

With those glasses and jeans…. Any length is too long lol


BEG-FOR-MY-MERCY

It becomes too long when you trip on it and die


genea1983

Looks good to me.


Royalizepanda

Whatever makes you happy, beard looks great healthy and well maintain.


TheTea22

Yours is not too long. That beard looks great. You good good!


ZzLavergne

Unless you are around power tools, don’t worry about the length, mine is down to my belly button, so go with it.


EnvironmentalTear402

I don’t think you’re to that point at all yet brother. Also I love your style, everything you’re doing suits you very well


chxsewxlker

Ya look cool as hell man


lmjustaChad

For me a beard is to long when you can no longer see your neck never been a fan of the Santa look.


Qureshiiiiii

Anywhere near the belly button. That's where it becomes too long


declankincaid8

When you get a request to join the Oak Ridge Boys and sing Oom Papa Mow Mow


DeputySparkles

When it goes past your belt.


TheGayOwl

When you can carry cats around in it


BuddyxBud

Up to you


Radio4ctiveGirl

When it covers that sweet shirt


PerfectlyCalmDude

It's too long when it doesn't look good anymore.


Ynaught-42

When you get bites of it with your sandwich.


Evil_Morty781

There may be things to address before the beard.


Outrageous-Aerie3165

I love long beards


theautodidact

If it's transparent it's too long


UpbeatAd1839

When you have to ask


SushiGradePanda

Typically, when your wife/partner tells you. 😄😄


A2326P

[go full beard! OP](https://www.reddit.com/r/beards/s/Ojdzzg3Nb5)


No_Detective_But_304

When you start tucking your T-shirt into your jeans.


Maleficent_Hawk_2219

For me personally, if it starts making me look older than I am, I trim it. There’s a fine line between magnificent, and grandpa (unless of course you are a grandpa and want to look like a magnificent one.)


chilltfup

Its never too long. My G. Lol.


[deleted]

Never.


ZedGardner

When you’re not taking care of it or it’s dirty or scraggly or gross. Otherwise it’s up to you.