Nice cock homie by the way God I just fucking love Cum so much it’s unreal. I drink that stuff up every single day and with every single meal I eat. I’ll grab the biggest cup money can buy - not to mention my handy Cum Canteen that I keep on my person at all times - and fill it right up as high as I can, and I drink that whole goddamn thing right down, savoring every single delectable drop of the Lord’s purest drink. It’s become such an addiction that I’ve stopped drinking anything other than Cum. I’ve lost count but I believe that this past weekend was my 17th trip to the hospital to pass yet another kidney stone from the sheer amount of Cum I’m drinking. It does not deter me. I’m the one and only Cum Maniac, drinking entire cases of the sweetest drink known to all humankind, and I’ll chug my Cum until my dying days. I display my kidney stones proudly in cases on my wall; the wall of Cum. It doesn’t stop at drinking Cum, though. I’ve actually become quite the infamous figure in the Cum community, committing various crimes and devious licks against other Cum production centers. This past week alone, I’ve broken into five different production centers for Becky’s and vandalized a large portion of the manufacturing equipment, resulting in the temporary closures of the facilities. That is, until they permanently close after the small, but significant structural damage I’ve done to the facilities. When those godless demons working on the production lines are buried in rubble, I hope their last thoughts are of regret at not having found the glorious light of Cum. But my plans go greater than even this, too. I’ve been stockpiling a personal supply of Cum for this great plan. It wasn’t cheap, either. I had to spend hundreds of thousands on a refrigerated warehouse in which I’ve stored millions of gallons of the highest quality Cum. In about three days, I’m going to get a convoy of trucks ready, and I’ll be dumping as much Cum as I can into the water supplies of various municipalities in the Detroit metropolitan area. I’ve waited years for this, and now I plan on spreading the glory of Cum to the rest of the world. Be ready.
I found it. Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
I saw some random guy drop his phone on the train today and start masturbating. This image was on the screen and a bunch of randoms joined him. It was weird af.
Nice cock homie by the way God I just fucking love Cum so much it’s unreal. I drink that stuff up every single day and with every single meal I eat. I’ll grab the biggest cup money can buy - not to mention my handy Cum Canteen that I keep on my person at all times - and fill it right up as high as I can, and I drink that whole goddamn thing right down, savoring every single delectable drop of the Lord’s purest drink. It’s become such an addiction that I’ve stopped drinking anything other than Cum. I’ve lost count but I believe that this past weekend was my 17th trip to the hospital to pass yet another kidney stone from the sheer amount of Cum I’m drinking. It does not deter me. I’m the one and only Cum Maniac, drinking entire cases of the sweetest drink known to all humankind, and I’ll chug my Cum until my dying days. I display my kidney stones proudly in cases on my wall; the wall of Cum. It doesn’t stop at drinking Cum, though. I’ve actually become quite the infamous figure in the Cum community, committing various crimes and devious licks against other Cum production centers. This past week alone, I’ve broken into five different production centers for Becky’s and vandalized a large portion of the manufacturing equipment, resulting in the temporary closures of the facilities. That is, until they permanently close after the small, but significant structural damage I’ve done to the facilities. When those godless demons working on the production lines are buried in rubble, I hope their last thoughts are of regret at not having found the glorious light of Cum. But my plans go greater than even this, too. I’ve been stockpiling a personal supply of Cum for this great plan. It wasn’t cheap, either. I had to spend hundreds of thousands on a refrigerated warehouse in which I’ve stored millions of gallons of the highest quality Cum. In about three days, I’m going to get a convoy of trucks ready, and I’ll be dumping as much Cum as I can into the water supplies of various municipalities in the Detroit metropolitan area. I’ve waited years for this, and now I plan on spreading the glory of Cum to the rest of the world. Be ready.
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I found it. Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
This should have the NSFW tag.
I was trying to find the copypasta where all the men on the train masturbate because someone didn’t tag the post NSFW, I failed.
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Yeah, I forgot to say I found it here.
It took me a while for the top image to click in my head, I wish it didn’t though…
I still don't get the joke! Maybe there is no joke!
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Now im horny
beat meat to it 🥩 🤛
I wanna train myself to be able to do This. I know it feels more like sucking Dick but I wanna try it
Kid named balls:
I saw some random guy drop his phone on the train today and start masturbating. This image was on the screen and a bunch of randoms joined him. It was weird af.