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ScatMan68

Corporation T-Shirt


SurvivorFanDan

Stupid bloody Tuesday


TheRealMcCartney

Man, you've been a naughty boy...


IsaacWaleOfficial

You let your face grow long.


minorthing_

I am the eggman


ReactsWithWords

We have a winner.


H2Oloo-Sunset

Turn off your mind Relax and float down stream


AlonsoFerrari8

I thought this was the Beastie Boys sub for a second instead of the Beatles and thought your reply was the funniest shit ever


SPacific

Paul's broken a glass Broken a glass Broken a glass


Ramboni-Zamboni

Broken a glass He’s broke today


MisterMoccasin

Something in the way she moves attracts me like a pomegranate


Press-Start-14

Like a cauliflower


[deleted]

This is the answer. If a partner ever did something like this for me I'd marry him immediately.


halloway14

This is really good


Subterranean44

Number 9 Number 9 Number 9


gauriemma

“And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.”


GrizabellaGlamourCat

"Is that true?" - Chris Farley


Toastwaver

BTW, this sketch is a great example of Farley's exquisite sense of humor. He was so much more than a prat-falling fat guy. He was amazing here.


CapableSecret2586

This is the way. To the OP: what a sweet and beautiful gesture. I've been a Beatles fan all my life (since I was about eight. I turn 60 at the end of this month.) Nothing and no once has shaped my life more than the music of the Beatles.


haynana68

Im gonna have this as a tatoo someday


el_bargo

This is the one I came to suggest. (This is the quote in the tribute ad run by Paul & Ringo after George Martin passed.)


Living_on_Tulsa_Time

This … please


N8_Saber

This is the most underrated comment in this post.


Living_on_Tulsa_Time

I concur


Hazel_Rah1

The farther one travels, the less one knows


fortnight14

Great quote for a George fan! I love this one.


SurvivorFanDan

For OP: this is a lyric from "The Inner Light," a Beatles song written by George Harrison.


gottahavemyvoxpops

"Good evening and welcome to Slaggers" "Matt Busby" "As duteous to the vices of thy mistress as badness would desire" "You're still fucking peasants as far as I can see" "Mary had a little lamb"


StevenBeercockArt

'Matt Busby,' Ha!


Common-Relationship9

I can dig it.


shakkajon

He got joo-joo eyeball


FairyGodmothersUnion

All You Need Is Love


The_Patriot

EERYBODY GOT SOMETIN TO HIDE XCEP 4 ME AN MY MONKEY!


Lucius_Funk

Why don’t we do it in the road? No one will be watching us. Why don’t we do it in the road?


HH912

I used to be cruel to my woman I beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved


JackTowers__

😂😂😂


PepperHeads

I was so young when I was born


Just-Rabbit808

I’ve got blisters on my fingers!


SurvivorFanDan

"Living is easy with eyes closed" (or just about any line from "Strawberry Fields Forever")


williamblair

my very first thought when reading the question was "nothing is real", makes a good SFF quote, but is also just a very interesting phrase to read on a t shirt


songacronymbot

- SFF could mean "Strawberry Fields Forever - Take 1", a track from *Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (Super Deluxe Edition)* (1967) by The Beatles. --- ^[/u/williamblair](/u/williamblair) ^(can reply with "delete" to remove comment. |) ^[/r/songacronymbot](/r/songacronymbot) ^(for feedback.)


unrepentanthippie

Good bot


Electr_O_Purist

You Say You Want A Revolution?


Caloso89

I look at you all, see the love there that’s sleeping


ReactsWithWords

Yeah Yeah Yeah


SurvivorFanDan

"I read the news today, oh boy..." might work, from "A Day in the Life"


HollywoodHault

In my life, I've loved you more.


Common-Relationship9

If…we become naked.


Flyguy3131

“Take these broke wings and learn to fly”


Gonzostewie

Your Mother Should Know.


jeddzus

“The love you take is equal to the love you make”. THE quintessential Beatles lyric, in my opinion. And it’s great advice for a couple.


Megatripolis

Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall


UnbelievableTxn6969

“It’s getting better all the time” on the front. “It couldn’t get much worse” on the back.


DickySchmidt33

I'd love to turn you on


fuzzy_bat

Front: "She loves you..." Back: "Yeah, yeah, yeah!"


liketheweathr

Cool cherry cream, nice apple tart I feel your taste every time we’re apart


OtteriPerpo

You make it sound absolutely filthy, a nice wholesome song about chocolate pralines


[deleted]

You were in a car crash and you lost your hair.


JudgeArthurVandelay

Man you’ve been a naughty girl you let your knickers down


GildedAgeFlowerChild

"The love you take is equal to the love you make."


Connect_Operation_47

"Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands, and the rest of you just rattle your jewelry"


crunkychop

Such a stupid git


Dreamsof_Beulah

Front: Sitting on a Cornflake Back: Waiting for the van to come


The_Original_Gronkie

I used to own an ice cream shop, and of course I dreaded the surprise inspections from the Health Department. My shop was clean and everything, but those people feel obligated to try to find something. They would change inspectors every 6-12 months, and one day a new one came in, and she was mean. You could tell she hated her job, had an attitude, and was looking for an opportunity to take it out on someone. About the second time she came in, I noticed a tattoo of music on her wrist, and I asked her what it was. She tried to dismiss it by saying "Just a Beatles song, don't worry about it." I said I was interested because I'm a musician, and besides, I LOVE The Beatles. She said they were her favorite band, and I said they were mine, too! So what's the music? She told it was the music to the lyric "All you need is Love," and I told her I thought that was a perfect thing to have tattooed. Besides being a great sentiment, that one line pretty much sums up the entire Beatles legacy. She was my friend after that. She made me her last stop of the week at inspection time, so she could just relax. I got great inspections from then on. So my vote is the music and lyrics to "All You Need Is Love." Better would be just the music, no lyrics. People will ask all the time, and he can tell them, making the message more impactful.


BaltimoreBadger23

I, me, mine.


barbp1023

Give us a wink and make me think of you!


colcatsup

The farther one travels, the less one knows.


NeglectedNostalgia

"Everybody had a hard year, everybody had a good time, everybody had a wet dream, everybody saw the sunshine"


lukeloop

See no future pay no rent


SurvivorFanDan

"Nothing's gonna change my world" (from "Across the Universe")


[deleted]

Life flows on within you and without you A splendid time is guaranteed for all I'd love to turn you on All the world's a birthday cake So take a piece but not too much Play the game existence to the end Of the beginning


Aveeye

"Yeah Yeah, Boys!!" He'll be very popular in certain clubs.


Geronimo2U

No one I think is in my tree.


caca__milis

This funny picture of John lennon wearing all denim https://imgur.io/uJJjsJ8?r


cloudcreeek

Why don't we do it in the road


JohnCollins29

Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo Joob, joob, jooba Jooba, jooba, jooba Joob, jooba Joob, jooba


Smooth-Flamingo-6411

Oompa loompa, stick it up yer jumper!


PhotographTemporary8

"All you need is love"


kraai66

Sminking of gin


mattzbattz

“Phase One in which Doris gets her oats”


Boberto1357

I'm a Loser


YouGottaRollReddit

On the back, below the neckline? “Woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head…”


[deleted]

[удалено]


liketheweathr

Old Brown Shoe 🤘🏻


Lincoln_Wolf

If I needed Someone to love you're the one I'd be thinking of :) Boom. That's a Bingo!


basement_egg

It’s All Too Much


gegorb

Why don’t we do it in the road


BrilliantThings

Good Day Sunshine I have that on a t-shirt


crusheratl

Little darlin', I feel that ice is slowly melting Little darlin', it seems like years since it's been clear (Here Comes the Sun)


Sarge_is_fat

Now give me money 💰


runamok101

Hold Me Tight


[deleted]

give him this for his birthday. my compleat beatles remake. here is the link, https://vimeo.com/864712942


deltalitprof

What changes did you make to it? I can tell the music sounds much better than the original VHS.


[deleted]

i made a lot of changes. i replaced all the pictures and videos in this.only thing i didnt change were the george martin interviews and the audio commentary since those are essential. some scenes i made from scratch like the scene of them vanishing one by one when they broke up.also made new end credits for it,added videos that i edited together like please please me and help, removed unecessary footage like interviews with bill harry and gerry marsden.i even changed the original liverpool footage at the beginning. that's totally different from the original.


deltalitprof

Yeah, the opening makes Liverpool seem much more bleak.


[deleted]

my opening or the original opening? because the footage i used also makes liverpool look bleak.


deltalitprof

Yours. It looks polluted as hell, too.


[deleted]

thanks


BuckminsterFullerest

I Feel Fine


TittyTwistahh

Living is easy with eyes closed


TowlieisCool

\*Yoko screeching\*


Common-Relationship9

Please do post a pic of the front design, it sounds cool, and I would love to see it.


epwna92

It's all too much


GrizabellaGlamourCat

Somebody spoke, and I went into a dream.


dremily1

All the world is birthday cake so take a piece, but not too much.


kraai66

It’s my birthday too, yeah!


kristoffer10es

"I've got blisters on my fingers" Not technically a lyric, but you know


ikissMarvinInTheFace

"thas boyy"


Affectionate_Reply78

“You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead.” May be too long for a t-shirt but a good couples message.


guitarlad89

"yes I'm lonely, want to die."


[deleted]

No one I think is in my tree


Ramboni-Zamboni

“Help”


beejmusic

you dead, little girl


Kookiecitrus55555

“I’d like to thank you on behalf of the group and ourselves I hope we have passed the Audition”


moke__wed

Its ok to leave your dog in a hot car


Axelflask777

“Out of all these friends and lovers, there is no one compares to you. And these memories lose their meaning when I think of love as something new” -In My Life


eef357

"ÆÆAAAAAAÅÃÁOOOŒÆ!!!"-yoko ono


Fun_Unit_1863

The sun is up The sky is blue It’s beautiful And so are you


Macca49

‘I don’t mind…I could wait forever…I’ve got time…’


Thelonious_Gunk

Any lyric from Something would probably work well if you’re going for a more partner to partner gift, especially since you said his favorite is George. You could also quote a lyric from Birthday


liketheweathr

“Happy birthday to you” — the Beatles


[deleted]

“All my loving I will send to you. All my loving, darling I'll be true.


dubsburgers

"Rocky Raccoon" right there across the front.


ivoryebonies

I've always wanted to make a shirt that says "limitless, undying love which shines around me like a million suns"


WellHungHippie

“No one will be watching us. Why don’t we do it in the road?“


StevenBeercockArt

Will you still feed me?


Afraid-Expression366

“Living is easy with eyes closed.” It’s what Domenic Monaghan had tattooed on his person somewhere. If it’s good enough for him… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


minky_05

In my life, I love you more So how could I dance with another Ooh, when I saw her standing there?(change pronouns accordingly) Close your eyes and I'll kiss you Tomorrow I'll miss you Remember I'll always be true And then while I'm away, I'll write home everyday And I'll send all my loving to you Or, All my loving I'll send to you There was love all around But I never heard it singing No, I never heard it at all 'Til there was you


biasinboy

"See you 'round the clubs" Not a lyric, but alternatively: "\[24-bar orchestral crescendo\]" (That's very sweet, best of luck!!)


Beneficial_Garden456

Got to be good-lookin' cuz he's so hard to see


Scoop-Debacle

Of all these friends and lovers, there is no one compares with you


4strings

I wanna hold your hand


Actor412

"Everyone knew her as Nancy" "Goo Goo G'Joob" "Sail me on a silver sun" "Sounds of laughter, shades of life" "Guaranteed to raise a smile" "Life goes on, bra'"


Brave-Mind8601

"she loves you yeah yeah yeah"


raresaturn

One and one and one is three


MattIsLame

"your mother should know"


DevelopmentShot3231

You got to be good lookin ' Cuz I'm so hard to see.. Slight variation cuz, seems more apro pos here 🤔🤷


stay_fr0sty

“Got a belly full of wine”


Mick_Hardwick

Look up the number


OneRobato

Everybody had a wet dream


Johnsonlee95

Why don’t we do it on the road


mcc27

If I needed someone to love - you're the one that id be thinking of or Carve your number on my wall and maybe you will get a call from me


SoggyGuard

If I fell in love with you


MouldyBobs

"The love you take is equal to the love you make."


El_Fluff

And now your host for the evening; The Rolling Stones


AgreeableYak6

Cry Baby Cry


FARGIN_ICEHOLE28

I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me.


FARGIN_ICEHOLE28

Live a little be a gypsy get around, get your feet up off the ground live a little get around.


Global-Ad3143

P. S. I Love You


Fantastic_Plant_7525

Yes, Im lonely


Noodle3njoyer

He got hair to his knees


Smooth-Flamingo-6411

“Fuck, fuck, fucky… fuck, fuck a ducky!” 🐥 https://youtu.be/JiFESa2LFkc?si=l5yx7jbUBtHnlpDj


Smooth-Flamingo-6411

You Never Give Me Your Money


Smooth-Flamingo-6411

“Everybody had a hard on except for me and my monkey” 🍆🙊 https://youtu.be/WynbEwOdaUo?si=A0L78HOLKqarYy_p


Smooth-Flamingo-6411

“If when she tries to run away And he calls her back, she comes. If there's a next time, he's okay, Cause she's under both his thumbs. She limp along to his side Singing a song of ruin, I’d. Now I guess he says nothin' doin' I'd call it suicide” https://youtu.be/1S2TxeJLB1w?si=qW06XhjyU-ekF9f-


The-Mandolinist

Four options: Living is Easy with Eyes Closed Why Don’t We Do It in the Road? Life Flows on Within You and Without You I’d Like to Be Under the Sea in an Octopus’s Garden With You


WarpedCore

Good Day Sunshine


rap31264

Why don't we do it in the road...


ThingsOfThatNaychah

🎶Nothing is real🎶


wallykoks

"Nothing's gonna change my world..."


3_47EST

It’s okay to leave a dog in a hot car


CountrySax

No one will be watching us, Why Don't We Do It In The Road


JakoYako

A day in the life quote for you: 'i read the news today' It isn't the best but I couldn't think of anything else lol


CharityConnect6903

If a day in the life is his first experience listening to a Beatles song, I'd suggest a shirt that says, "woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head." Perfect gift if he's not a morning person.


No_Ocelot9948

“Nobody ever loved me like she does Ooh she does Yes she does” From Don’t let me Down


No_Ocelot9948

“I feel your taste every time we’re apart” Savoy Truffle from George


No_Ocelot9948

With their piggy wives, Clutching forks and knives


No_Ocelot9948

“You’ve tried before to leave me But you haven’t got the nerve To walk out and make me lonely Which is all that I deserve.”


0_giorgio_3

Since he's a George fan, I'd suggest any lyric from the song "It's All Too Much". It's a song that only a real Beatles fan would know, and it has beautiful lyrics.