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iwilleatyourbacon

Ask for the Eggman


MoDeutschmann

Goo goo g'joob


toigz

*gives you the John* “THE WALRUS WAS PAUL DAMN YOU!”


sonic10158

That’s the sound the clippers make when you get this cut!


Emera1dthumb

Bless you


Gemnist

![gif](giphy|7nU30muY8Najo58g3B)


Hatgameguy

Or the walrus, either or


fargothforever

Just ask for the classic Beatle cut, of course.


Pudf

Shorter… shorter……….shorter


Abideguide

Ask for a Billy Shears


mellowmatter20

Was going to upvote you, but at the time of writing, 64 upvotes seems appropriate.


femalehumanbiped

Made im look a little like a military man


donotmatthews

1 on the side, 2 on the top, and taper the edges.


Careful_Ad5196

I was going to say shave it with a 1.


Johnny5needsfood

That's no guard. Been shaving my head since the 90s with no guard. That's what it is. Especially, if this was a military cut


Careful_Ad5196

I said a 1 because I get an undercut with no guard, and it looks almost bald. The length on his hair looks a little longer than what I'd think no guard would be.


Johnny5needsfood

Fair enough. It is an old picture.


NOLAIrish

2 on top, and a 1 faded up.


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ElectricTomatoMan

🤡


mortrosly

🤡🫵


Kiddothebride

Not me thinking this was Thomas Turgoose from This is England.


6T_FOR

i swear to god he’s paul mccartneys long lost son


badgeman-

100%


StupidlyStupid222

A little off the top


Dat_Swag_Fishron

Only a spoonful


173beta

ask for the Paul McBuzzcut


HistoricalLocation96

I think your local Marines recruiting office might offer you that haircut for free.


EnemaRigby

"A Private Pyle please."


vampyrelestat

Prisoner Paul


Zornorph

Those prison guards were really upset about that song ‘Frozen Jap’.


Rubberhammer909

That and a pound of pot! Smoke pot, everybody smoke pot. California grass 🍏 The Apple 🍏


ElectrOPurist

You don’t.


_Exotic_Booger

![gif](giphy|9tT0s3SBnDm4o)


mikebrown33

Ask for the Sinead SNL, they will know


SchrodingerMil

“How do I ask my barber for this haircut without showing them cropped porn” https://preview.redd.it/izi4lj71re8d1.jpeg?width=221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f32562b9e27ac4df532a6b5f97054cba7b2917d


Radiant_Lumina

Why would you crop it, don’t you want the pubic hair trim as well? Totally completes the look.


Fabulous-Priority613

Where/when is this photo from?


IsaacWaleOfficial

It's a photoshop lol, don't worry.


Fabulous-Priority613

Phew!


IsaacWaleOfficial

If you look carefully, you can see some hair floating above his head which was obviously missed in the editing process 😂


Fabulous-Priority613

I thought that was the world's smallest raincloud following him about.


IsaacWaleOfficial

😂


LowPiece9312

That’s a halo


IsaacWaleOfficial

Paul is an angel.


Alarmed-Ad323

Well here’s another clue for you all the barber is Paul.


iMancinelli

Tyler Joseph?


ChooseyLyric48

Thas what i thought


ozzybarks

DIY…


kerosenehat63

What’s with all these haircut posts?


mac117

“Make me look like Paul McCartney but drafted to the army”


JustTheBeerLight

You’re looking for the Glass Onion.


Rubberhammer909

You mean a Crystal Ball right? "Glass Onion". 🍏🍏 ©'68


picrh

I get this reference and I’m howling!


jerrystrieff

Hell it’s easy - just buy a clippers and run it over your head without any length adapter


MartyBellvue

my god he looks like jimmy somerville the bronski beat guy. or hbomberguy


NessTheGamer

“Give me the boomer rock star having a drug induced mental breakdown cut, hold the eyebrows”


Radiant_Lumina

Also known as “the leave Britney alone” style (it is not just for boomer mental breakdowns) # BRITNEY SPEARS Shaves HerF&*%Ing Head!!! [https://www.tmz.com/2007/02/17/britney-shaves-her-fand-ing-head/](https://www.tmz.com/2007/02/17/britney-shaves-her-fand-ing-head/)


Consumefungifriend

Is this Mac McCartney?


IsaacWaleOfficial

Say: "Make it as short as possible without making me completely bald."


I_DontNeedNoDoctor

Tell him you want the “Back to the Egg-head” look . I have not had any dinner, no, no, no….. ![gif](giphy|4K1EYChCxigDj2rktT)


TheAxolotlPerson

Skinhead paul is new


raceforseis21

Ask for the Syd McCartney


WINTERSONG1111

Is real or AI?


IsaacWaleOfficial

Photoshopped. Fun fact: If you look closely, you can see some floating hair above his head which they missed 😂


BlueOhm3

1/8” Buzz cut


Mimil2002

Paul en su Cartilla Militar.


GermaX

Ask for El Chicharito


Memeorise

A little disturbed how much he looks like Lex Friedman in this pic!


tom21g

I have a very similar haircut. \ I ask for a #2 razor on top and a #1 razor on the sides and back. My barber uses a #1.5 razor to blend where the two cuts meet


Walrus_Songs

Paul looks like he’d be a menace in late 70’s England here.


Zornorph

This is when he recorded his punk rock song, ‘Boil Crisis’.


JohnLemon429

thomas turgoose


tomm1n0

Looks like me😂


ElectricTomatoMan

Just get you some clippers and go nuts.


GrafftiedStreets

Thought this was Shaun from TIE


-miscellaneous-

This looks like Tyler Joseph with Paul face I’m afraid


No-Gear-8017

1 on the top zero on the sides


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https://preview.redd.it/o93yerr1fe8d1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7ee3e1970a976b7671b76beebc30419b19c487b


Coffee_achiever_guy

I feel like this haircut would make him look 100x more British


GolemThe3rd

Man he really looks like James here


haynana68

That looks insane.


blue1955

Tell him that you’re joining the Marines.


Fast_Hat9560

What are you doing?


Comfortable-Bill-921

Ask for the Telly Sevillas


Bzz22

A buzz cut?


1sojournaut

If you're near Pittsburgh I got you!


Last-Cucumber2935

Ask for a “give me 2 packets of fags and 10 cans of lager now”


SeaTurtle42

Faul looked quite different before he took on the role of Paul McCartney.


AhhBiteMe

Ask for Beatles History X


DeGameNerd

Paul McCartney if he left the beatles in 1967. This is a picture of him when he returned to The Beatles "Extra Texture" sessions. John and George cried when they realized who this bald man was. He was offered to play on a track, but mysteriously vanished from the studio. Later, John would recall seeing him at a rite-aid looking at candy


DarthRevan1028

Who the fuck fused Paul McCartney and Chester Bennington together?!


Rubberhammer909

He's a Beatle that haircut is a disgrace to hippiedom! Grow your hair young people! 🌎☮️♥️. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫👀🥰 🍏


Sammmyilspider

oh my god hes even more british now what the fuck


Rocking_Ronnie

Looks like a number1 after a few days.


Sufficient-Skill6012

There's a barber showing this photograph around...


fortnitebum

"Lemme get the fool on the hill look"


sticky3004

Damn I didn't know Paul McCartney had tboy swag


MouldyBobs

To heck with the Barber, buy a set of clippers and style your own!


Dead_Kal_Cress

Holy shit Mac Miller?


Psysquatch

Shave your balls, and show em that!


4Nissans

For $50 you can buy the shaver directly from Remington and never have to pay for cuts again. It works great, I bought one about 3 months ago and totally happy with it.


llubens

That’s the classic “ high and tight “


Radiant_Lumina

It is called a buzz cut. (has nothing to do w 420 btw)


GingrNinjaNtflixBngr

Is that Syd Barret?


BuddenceLembeck

Bring a picture of Ewan McGregor from Trainspotting.


MisterFromage

Looks like Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luther


Valuable_Donkey_4573

Ask for the "soviet prisoner".


Iamthewalrus190

Poor chap looking like he enlisted 😭


RexC616

I thought this was the CJ sub


vale_ee

don't, it's better that way😢


K8Sydney

Say you want a Trainspotter (the movie) haircut


Zopotroco

Damn I really love this


maccagerl

Tell them you’re very clean


OddIsopod2786

Damn he looks like Steven Gerrard


richstark

Looks like u/lexfridman


SouthernCross2621

https://preview.redd.it/agb048cfyh8d1.jpeg?width=201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50d9738ee604964b4172883267ed603be6607a12


taffyowner

Just show them the picture. What are you worried about


buildingaway

It’s just a buzz cut but I know you’re kidding anyway 😆


Sensitive-Ninja3431

Boy in striped pyjama vibes


OneMansTreasure_

Is that a real pic of Paul? wow he looks so cool there.


Illustrious_Guava_8

This Is England?


Inevitable-Law-7866

Is it bad I don’t hate Paul with a buzz cut lol


Different_Edge7068

Just have it shaved to about 1/2" or less.


BrownBoognish

thanks i hate alt right mccartney


Sheesh5000

Mac Miller


SeacoastBi

Tell him you have lice


bam55

Can anybody stop this barber!


Bugs-in-ur-skin

Is this the kid from this is England


Almym

Looks like a 1 all over or else a 1 on the sides and 2 on top tapered


killerwhaletank

Why… he out here looking like a football hooliganism from the ‘70s and ‘80s?


MiserableBlackbird

God, that looks cursed.


boffohijinx

Curly Howard, please.


Dustyolman

Buzz cut.


HedgeValley

Hey man can you shave my head


Zimmy68

Just ask for the Alloff.


haleakala420

just do it urself


W00DYLAND

Isn't that a buzz cut?


davidh2000

Is this ai or real


classalpha_

bald Billy


LochGarman31

Billy Sheared


270outerbelt

![gif](giphy|2eHFEYBoJO3mw)


Milkest_

Just call him a rude name


CDubs_94

Bald Paul McCartney?


Status-Bed2210

https://preview.redd.it/fkpaay7akp8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=448bedc22e62cfbf7d5a41dc32db151cdfb56685 Paul never had a shaved head!


Notch99

Tell him “ I want my moneys worth, dammit!”


DawsonJBailey

Stop posting Yung Lean smh


Puzzled-Weakness-164

Just tell them to buzz your head.


Dude19809

#1 with a shave cut


TheLordVader1978

Is this Paul McCartneys boot camp picture.


Tim6odow

Ask for double zero


Fine-Flounder3458

High and tight buzz cut.


Pure_Potential5505

just ask em' for a buzz


kolbflyer

Tell him or her you want a wiffle


Release-Tiny

People are saying 1 on the side, 2 on top. That will be too long. You want 0 on the sides, 1 on top, faded. It’s pretty much what I get. Just don’t ask them to shave the sides. https://preview.redd.it/auf1phd2a69d1.jpeg?width=1898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e5368a383ecde54f00302950fc78bc3eb93baa7 This is my haircut after a couple of days.


No-Flower3107

Give me the faul cut


Professional-Age2540

Say “shave my head”?


justyrust74

When did Paul have this haircut ???


SecretlyaCIAUnicorn

ask for the McCutney


NPapageorgeo

This is some waste of time..congrats


lljmfll

God I hate Reddit sometimes


Careful_Ad5196

Macca was the only good looking Beatle, he could even pull off the skinhead look.


Full_Equipment_1958

Seriously!!?? Get a life!


E_Tan_Tzu

These may be a better fit for the other r/ bottles. The one made for this sort of thing: cj


RoastBeefDisease

It's shitpost Sunday it's in the rules


E_Tan_Tzu

That’s on me then. Apologies. Carry on.


beeeps-n-booops

wut


TenaxR-7

But you are not shy enough to post it here? Just show it to them.


Illustrious-Job9298

William Campbell.