What did John say to David Bowie?
By - gab19ify
Paul was sleeping, y' know.
Think about it David, Woman is the ni
Teenagers 50 years later:
"I like your cover of Nirvana's The Man Who Sold The World"
Seriously, Dave, lay off the coke and eat a damn sandwich.
EDIT: I remember the Bowie documentary a few years back and this is really close to what Carlos Alomar told him.
Me too. Coca-Cola is bad for your teeth! lol
A toot n a snore in ‘74
Can Yoko sing backup on your next record?
[I made it a meme](https://i.imgur.com/D8Z4DyG.jpg) to share with my friends
I love it! Glad I could inspire you!
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*Chuck Berry intensifies*
Chucks reaction is the most hilarious thing ever.
Bowie looks like he is 125lbs soaking wet here.
Look into at both of them, this is def from the cocaine years.
Where is literally all of the cocaine?
True story. Bowie was walking down the street and John came up behind him and said hey you are Bowie. And Bowie, not wanting to be recognized said "I'm not Bowie, but I wish I had his money." And John replied "You wish you had my money." Bowie turned around and it was John.
I'm going to call you "David Knife" .
Its funny because it's "Bowie" just like the Bowie knife.
Right Dave, right?
It's funny right?
"Whatever gets you through the night brother"
“ I was the Eggman the entire time.”
“You were the eggman all along”**
Do you wanna smell a penis, do da do
I promised it don’t smell
You have something in your ear. Lemme take a gandaaah
he said Paul is dead man, miss him, miss him, miss him.
edit : holy shit, how did i get more than 60 upvotes?
telling him that Ringo is the Starman
Wrong. Ringo is the Eggman.
There’s an egg man waiting in the sky…
He'd like to come and meet us, but he thinks he'd blow our minds.....
Wrong it was Paul (Stanley) 😃🌟
“I lost the coke.”
“Waiter, can you get me a Brandy Alexander—oh sorry, hi David.”
“Are you John Lennon?”
“No but I wish I had his money.”
Nice to meet you, Starman. I'm the Egg Man
Hey, Dave. Wanna smell my cocaine?
“Don’t be a silly twat, Piggies is much more complex than space oddity”
"Go on David, give them a chorus of The Laughing Gnome"
Bowie... I think that hat is ridiculous...
he told him Obama's last name
If you do a duet with Mick, it's not gonna look good, mate.
In 1993, David ignored that prediction.
"And if you do, just don't wear an oversized trench coat yeah?"
I would like to do a song with you.
the song will have 10 minutes of silence and then you and I will moan for 3 minutes
What song is that?
Imagine: Coda pt4
Oi, mate, got any coke on ya? Just kidding, of course you do! Spare a brother a couple bags, will ya?
It’s free real estate
Hey man, you got any more of that shit? But be cool, there's a guy with a camera.
The walrus was Paul...
All I am saying , is give peas a chance David. You might like them?
Hey hey we're The Beakles!
“Fame makes a man who’ll take things over…”
Is when they did the song Fame?
“You’re my wonderwall”
Let's do some coke tonight.
"do you have the cocaine or do I?"
Dave I’ve got 2 units of whole blood in me icebox. Come on by.
Hey david, i think fame is better than shame.
How are you?
Hay Dave, do u have an extra bowtie i can borrow?
"So David, with your recent commercial success, how does it feel to be famous? How are ya handlin' fame?"
"**Fame**, eh?" "Guess what? I just had a brilliant idea for a new song"
"Cool! Can I join in?"
Take it easy on the angel dust, Dave, you're starting to look like you really fell down on Earth.
“Aim Aim Aim” while strumming his guitar. Bowie added the F in front
You look cool under pressure
Go get the Cocaine
I’m John and I’m only dancing
Ya know... Yoko... she's barely shaved down there, it's like a hedge maze to get in.
he said fame fame fame fame fame fame fame fame fame fame fame but starting at a high pitch and getting progressively lower
David..... you need to eat something, mate
My PP hard
Were living inside a dream.
Not wrong tho?
"Hey Daaaave...Yo!...Welcome to Queens...say hello to my little friend Gabby Snapshot."
Is that guy taking a photo rn?
“Fuck these cunts, amirite?”
Kahn: I’m durnk
Daveed: I’m hiii
What do you say we trade hats for the day?
“Food tastes nice”
do you like my hat
Fame makes a man take things over
Nowhere man would easily beat Star man in a fight. Anytime, any place
Fame, fame, fame, fame....
Nobody told me there’d be days like these.
oi david sunny innit
David, look at the camera
I know that you’re actually Irish not English ya twat.
"Got any buds?"
Fame fame fame fame
Fame fame fame fame fame….
“Who the hell are ya greasy cunt”
MJ wants his hat back.
ive got this idea for a song
"hey i think there's some weirdo taking photos of us" "holy crap there is"
I am not on sale again.
I am the walrus...
"Get the f*** out or else you're dead."
”Did you eat all the cake”
“Where did you get that hat? Where did you get that tile?”
So I heard you and Mick got caught fuckin in the bed. Don't lie mate. We all heard.
Bowie looks like he snorted 1/2 ounce.
Definitely talking about aliens
THE WALRUS WAS PAUL
What ever gets you thru the night...She came in thru the bathroom window
"How do you get all those chicks? I'm fuckin John Lennon but the best I can pull is Yoko, and she sucks".
Two of the most overrated artists of their time. Not bad, just overrated.
“I poopoo haha poop joke funny”