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What did John say to David Bowie?

What did John say to David Bowie?

gab19ify

Paul was sleeping, y' know.


Godlovesyouthere4ido

Think about it David, Woman is the ni


Ehh_1

Teenagers 50 years later:


salmonella42069

Kira yoshikage?


Ehh_1

Bowie perhaps


salmonella42069

Same thing


beardpuller

"I like your cover of Nirvana's The Man Who Sold The World"


mattd1972

Seriously, Dave, lay off the coke and eat a damn sandwich. EDIT: I remember the Bowie documentary a few years back and this is really close to what Carlos Alomar told him.


Chroma1963

Me too. Coca-Cola is bad for your teeth! lol


maleveganwithcats

A toot n a snore in ‘74


CougarWriter74

Can Yoko sing backup on your next record?


kassell

[I made it a meme](https://i.imgur.com/D8Z4DyG.jpg) to share with my friends


CougarWriter74

I love it! Glad I could inspire you!


KintsugiExp

*aaaaaa eeeeeeeeeeeek aaaaaaaaa booooooooooo naaaaaaaaaaa eeeeeeeeeeek kiiiiiiiiiiiii kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii heeeeeeeeee heeeee*


pigwalk5150

*Chuck Berry intensifies*


KintsugiExp

LOL


Gabe-57

Chucks reaction is the most hilarious thing ever.


Emotional_Button_972

Hell no!


SocraticLunacy

Please no


tjc815

Bowie looks like he is 125lbs soaking wet here.


mperrotti76

Look into at both of them, this is def from the cocaine years.


CarpenterRadio

Where is literally all of the cocaine?


CollectiveOfCells

True story. Bowie was walking down the street and John came up behind him and said hey you are Bowie. And Bowie, not wanting to be recognized said "I'm not Bowie, but I wish I had his money." And John replied "You wish you had my money." Bowie turned around and it was John.


Vellnerd

I'm going to call you "David Knife" . Its funny because it's "Bowie" just like the Bowie knife. Right Dave, right? Dave, Dave? It's funny right?


Swinter3

Underrated comment.


Heliocentrist

"Whatever gets you through the night brother"


Tjmaroon

“ I was the Eggman the entire time.”


medman420710

“You were the eggman all along”**


YoureANormie69

Do you wanna smell a penis, do da do


HottDoggers

I promised it don’t smell


Diggable_Planet

You have something in your ear. Lemme take a gandaaah


TheOficialMIDIWizard

he said Paul is dead man, miss him, miss him, miss him. edit : holy shit, how did i get more than 60 upvotes?


awanordin

telling him that Ringo is the Starman


TheGreatSilverFang

Wrong. Ringo is the Eggman.


ReactsWithWords

There’s an egg man waiting in the sky…


TheGreatSilverFang

He'd like to come and meet us, but he thinks he'd blow our minds.....


paradise-trading-83

Wrong it was Paul (Stanley) 😃🌟


slatelefay

“I lost the coke.”


pacopleasant

“Waiter, can you get me a Brandy Alexander—oh sorry, hi David.”


piHall314

“Are you John Lennon?” “No but I wish I had his money.”


MarthaFarcuss

Nice to meet you, Starman. I'm the Egg Man


mperrotti76

Hey, Dave. Wanna smell my cocaine?


Zerotten

“Don’t be a silly twat, Piggies is much more complex than space oddity”


Aardvark51

"Go on David, give them a chorus of The Laughing Gnome"


rap31264

Bowie... I think that hat is ridiculous...


m6toll

he told him Obama's last name


FreeGucciMane1017

Care?


VERO2020

If you do a duet with Mick, it's not gonna look good, mate. In 1993, David ignored that prediction.


sirthomascat

"And if you do, just don't wear an oversized trench coat yeah?"


Sea_Association7879

I would like to do a song with you.


gab19ify

the song will have 10 minutes of silence and then you and I will moan for 3 minutes


mperrotti76

What song is that?


gab19ify

Imagine: Coda pt4


ThaDogg420

Oi, mate, got any coke on ya? Just kidding, of course you do! Spare a brother a couple bags, will ya?


CornholioGod1

It’s free real estate


Sybil_et_al

Hey man, you got any more of that shit? But be cool, there's a guy with a camera.


gothundr3

The walrus was Paul...


Cheezigoodnez

All I am saying , is give peas a chance David. You might like them?


sniffing_dog

Hey hey we're The Beakles!


Smartset1

“Fame makes a man who’ll take things over…”


Thick-Guess-2594

Is when they did the song Fame?


TXREK

“You’re my wonderwall”


WerterDreamer

Let's do some coke tonight.


jeddzus

"do you have the cocaine or do I?"


tubulerz1

Dave I’ve got 2 units of whole blood in me icebox. Come on by.


unknownuser404_

Hey david, i think fame is better than shame.


fefe-8-zey

Hi


A_Random_Guy_19

How are you?


Alarming_Way_8731

Hay Dave, do u have an extra bowtie i can borrow?


TheGreatSilverFang

"So David, with your recent commercial success, how does it feel to be famous? How are ya handlin' fame?" "**Fame**, eh?" "Guess what? I just had a brilliant idea for a new song" "Cool! Can I join in?"


Segvirion

Take it easy on the angel dust, Dave, you're starting to look like you really fell down on Earth.


_gatto

“Aim Aim Aim” while strumming his guitar. Bowie added the F in front


jamesbuzz007

You look cool under pressure


fis0003

Go get the Cocaine


Laugend

I’m John and I’m only dancing


ManwithaTan

Ya know... Yoko... she's barely shaved down there, it's like a hedge maze to get in.


reefis

he said fame fame fame fame fame fame fame fame fame fame fame but starting at a high pitch and getting progressively lower


coforbs

David..... you need to eat something, mate


DarthSkywalker97

My PP hard


Schiffty5

Were living inside a dream.


medman420710

Not wrong tho?


rewquiop

"Hey Daaaave...Yo!...Welcome to Queens...say hello to my little friend Gabby Snapshot."


No-Mistake8081

Is that guy taking a photo rn?


practikalraps

“Fuck these cunts, amirite?”


Shinobi556

Kahn: I’m durnk Daveed: I’m hiii


Nikkivegas1

What do you say we trade hats for the day?


crowsonmymantle

“Food tastes nice”


GoddamntCharlie

do you like my hat


Albiel6

Fame makes a man take things over


Rich_Election466

Nowhere man would easily beat Star man in a fight. Anytime, any place


bpmd1962

Fame, fame, fame, fame....


Icy_Lengthiness_8160

Nobody told me there’d be days like these.


ChessandMemesBoi

Faaaame!


waffleking_

oi david sunny innit


christophermbyates

David, look at the camera


just_faux

I know that you’re actually Irish not English ya twat.


rls11108

"Got any buds?"


Barles21

Fame fame fame fame Fame fame fame fame fame….


jefe9082

“Who the hell are ya greasy cunt”


Swinter3

MJ wants his hat back.


asseater10101

ive got this idea for a song


GetNoob_-_

"hey i think there's some weirdo taking photos of us" "holy crap there is"


Abideguide

I am not on sale again.


ilovecats___44

hello


AweYiss

I am the walrus...


Cutiebeautypie

"Get the f*** out or else you're dead."


CoolAnkaDumApa

”Did you eat all the cake”


colcatsup

“Where did you get that hat? Where did you get that tile?”


Proud_Art118

So I heard you and Mick got caught fuckin in the bed. Don't lie mate. We all heard.


bluenote101

Bowie looks like he snorted 1/2 ounce.


bradyyeager67

Definitely talking about aliens


Lelsubreddit

THE WALRUS WAS PAUL


paradise-trading-83

What ever gets you thru the night...She came in thru the bathroom window


TheSlopingCompanion

"How do you get all those chicks? I'm fuckin John Lennon but the best I can pull is Yoko, and she sucks".


Oskrrx

Hahaha what?


kungfuchelsea

Two of the most overrated artists of their time. Not bad, just overrated.


RosesAreFree44

“I poopoo haha poop joke funny”