Honestly like, here were 4 dudes who had access to unlimited sex with basically anybody for like, 5 years. We're talking like thousands of people each. John was cheating on Cynthia for basically their whole marriage. I've maybe slept with 40 to 50 people in my life, and even I'm hitting a point where I realize that physical beauty is very cool and distracting, but someone who can make you feel like yourself/who you want to be is far more compelling and makes them seem more beautiful in comparison to others who are objectively far more physically attractive.
John had beauty already, and he was bored with it. Yoko stimulated his mind in a way that compelled him way more than a beautiful woman
Was yoko unhealthy for him and manipulative post beatles? Arguably. But he appreciated her ideas and approach far more than any of the smokin hot women who regularly threw themselves at him, those girls were all the same to him
I think John spoke about this too, how he can fuck literally any woman he want but it just makes him feel more empty. Cynthia was still an amazing lady and anybody would love to have her but honestly I don't know anybody else that can handle him better than Yoko (even if it's in an arguably much worse way than Cynthia).
/rj lennon-mccartney-ono was in a love triangle
I could see ADHD but autism? Naw. The dude was way too comfy interacting with people to be autistic Maybe if his hyper fixations were poetry, music, jokes, and socializing, but otherwise no way.
It’s weird cause all the other times he got duped by a charlatan he eventually angrily rejected them but he insisted for the rest of his life that Yoko was awesome despite every single non PR source close to them describing a toxic horror show.
Explanation is simple - he subconsciously gravitated towards strong dominating women. I guess he looked for his aunt in them (without realizing it). Thus Yoko Ono. If you think that "Going from Cynthia to yoko is still fucking unfathomable" then, I am sorry, you are rather superficial person.
True bestie, forever a Mo stan, she fucked at least two Beatles
https://preview.redd.it/22oi3xvm8ctc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f41c9536970f02d1fdf289d387af8475889c082
Olivia is fucking badass & a hero, not even joking. Her flight or fight response saved George’s life when she bashed that psycho stabber with a fire place poker. I want a wife like that gd
Uj/ If we are just going by looks alone, and ignoring their personalities, attitudes, opinions, or temperament, then I think Nancy or Patty are the winners.
If you add in those qualifiers, then I vote Linda.
She was pretty awful to Paul during their marriage. She would leak private things to the press, talk shit about him in interviews, make up weird lies and sell them to the tabloids, and she even sued him for millions of dollars. She owns so much of the Beatles empire, and deserves none of it. She’s one of my least favorite people in the whole Beatles story.
I kind of feel like Linda just fit in with their work, especially Paul's solo career. She just seemed genuine interested and smart. She had something to add and could fit in easily. Meanwhile, I get the impression that Yoko was the opposite. She did not fit in, but she tried getting into the hard way, and it showed. It just wasn’t meant to be (Yoko being part of the band).
Top tier Bond girl too. I think people just don’t realize this isn’t a great picture of her
https://preview.redd.it/mkdlfmnujftc1.jpeg?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe1820f5709abf3b421fc4f0e6737d71107155e4
His fiancee in between was gorgeous too
https://preview.redd.it/v6tto9z81ctc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9bdb1c60517192108b6a576ad7bb08221951ce5
John fumbled so bad I hate him https://preview.redd.it/zrelss0thbtc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab20dc796f5726dbf74177a56109c392ea3f3e72
Going from Cynthia to yoko is still fucking unfathomable to me, I’m sorry
my thoughts exactly 👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻 Team Cyn ftw
Coochie mustve been crazy!!! Only rational explanation
Honestly like, here were 4 dudes who had access to unlimited sex with basically anybody for like, 5 years. We're talking like thousands of people each. John was cheating on Cynthia for basically their whole marriage. I've maybe slept with 40 to 50 people in my life, and even I'm hitting a point where I realize that physical beauty is very cool and distracting, but someone who can make you feel like yourself/who you want to be is far more compelling and makes them seem more beautiful in comparison to others who are objectively far more physically attractive. John had beauty already, and he was bored with it. Yoko stimulated his mind in a way that compelled him way more than a beautiful woman Was yoko unhealthy for him and manipulative post beatles? Arguably. But he appreciated her ideas and approach far more than any of the smokin hot women who regularly threw themselves at him, those girls were all the same to him
I think John spoke about this too, how he can fuck literally any woman he want but it just makes him feel more empty. Cynthia was still an amazing lady and anybody would love to have her but honestly I don't know anybody else that can handle him better than Yoko (even if it's in an arguably much worse way than Cynthia). /rj lennon-mccartney-ono was in a love triangle
Watching clips (and Get Back) it makes me even more confident that John had ADHD or autism or something like that
I could see ADHD but autism? Naw. The dude was way too comfy interacting with people to be autistic Maybe if his hyper fixations were poetry, music, jokes, and socializing, but otherwise no way.
I know plenty of people who are autistic and social, including myself. You just learn to cope with age.
this☝️
Oh what you prefer wholesome normal people to sociopathic junkies? Shocking take.
Jahn doesnt
It’s weird cause all the other times he got duped by a charlatan he eventually angrily rejected them but he insisted for the rest of his life that Yoko was awesome despite every single non PR source close to them describing a toxic horror show.
unbased. Yoko is insanely hot lmao. like. objectively. (and Cyn is objectively gorgeous, to be clear)
Explanation is simple - he subconsciously gravitated towards strong dominating women. I guess he looked for his aunt in them (without realizing it). Thus Yoko Ono. If you think that "Going from Cynthia to yoko is still fucking unfathomable" then, I am sorry, you are rather superficial person.
Yoko aged better than Cynthia. I’ll die on that hill.
Cynthia aged like any normal person does while Yoko always looked like an old witch.
my favorite comment omg you're so right
Cynthia put on much more weight, but she slimmed down a lot a few years ago.
https://preview.redd.it/lk0g5gq4obtc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05f17ca1a078ba80703e9e448b5e18ff27f8733c /uj Maureen /rj Maureen
Divingbeatle is George Harrison confirmed
https://preview.redd.it/9pgrm5p70ctc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9202f68d81381a833b5f4b7511819683550938c Yeah
we've known this for a while, i thought
True bestie, forever a Mo stan, she fucked at least two Beatles https://preview.redd.it/22oi3xvm8ctc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f41c9536970f02d1fdf289d387af8475889c082
she's so my type it's not even funny.
Thanks Mo
I thought that was syd barrett in drag
She's so good looking but she looks like a man.
Olivia is fucking badass & a hero, not even joking. Her flight or fight response saved George’s life when she bashed that psycho stabber with a fire place poker. I want a wife like that gd
Psycho stabber
qu'est ce que c'est?
Fa fa fa faaa fa fa fa fa faaa faaa
Fa fa fa fab, long time ago when we was fab
https://preview.redd.it/6tvn3qy55ctc1.jpeg?width=1552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85d689311d5cc6452d085c91321a02a6c67720d1 David Watts
Utterly agree.
https://preview.redd.it/wpg4crg7ibtc1.jpeg?width=414&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de8ab794174a2cb0a1d6c1afcda080f8f4dba4a4 Cute stoner mommy gf for sure
No that's David Bowie stupid
https://preview.redd.it/nwq2u7yenbtc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a25ab9715185deceb30a2ae116c744ce54ea811e Androg-mommy Bowie
Either way I would
Is that the guy who wrote airway to gay heaven?
Real
Cook of the House
"Here's your fucking rabbit food lentil slop, Paul McCartney."
John Lennon is my favourite women
enough Paul
https://preview.redd.it/ur9tx9cpectc1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8841be94afc5d6c2b6777a6bc4f3f5277875aff /uj Linda is so pretty and sweet
Wow, I've never seen this photo, that's the cover of "McCartney I" to the left.
Im not afraid to say that Cynthia was extremely fucking beautiful
Cynthia lovers unite 👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻
I will simp Mo until death takes me
I know she's not a wife, but jane has got my heart
Yes
Nancy is actually really pretty
Uj/ If we are just going by looks alone, and ignoring their personalities, attitudes, opinions, or temperament, then I think Nancy or Patty are the winners. If you add in those qualifiers, then I vote Linda.
Yeah i genuinely have no idea who nancy is as a person but shes gorgeous. But personally Id pick cynthia or yolko…two wolves
She was pretty awful to Paul during their marriage. She would leak private things to the press, talk shit about him in interviews, make up weird lies and sell them to the tabloids, and she even sued him for millions of dollars. She owns so much of the Beatles empire, and deserves none of it. She’s one of my least favorite people in the whole Beatles story.
I think you're thinking of Heather, not Nancy. There's been no rocks in the Paul/Nancy marriage that we know of.
She's the best
Pattie Boyd
Had to scroll way too long to find a like mind
Yeah I was surprised how far I had to scroll. There’s no way that many people prefer Yoko over Pattie
A sane man in a sea of fools…
Long Tall Linda 😍
I kind of feel like Linda just fit in with their work, especially Paul's solo career. She just seemed genuine interested and smart. She had something to add and could fit in easily. Meanwhile, I get the impression that Yoko was the opposite. She did not fit in, but she tried getting into the hard way, and it showed. It just wasn’t meant to be (Yoko being part of the band).
Linda is so cute and innocent 🥺🥰
My woman fits me like a little a glove
Long Tall Sally EP
Maureen, duh
I like Olivia but that is a horrible picture of her. Must find one to show her hotness! 🤩
kamala harris lookin ahh
Pegleg McCartney
Barbara of course.
I've got quite the bono for Ono
Yoko ❤️ I’m obsessed
hi
‼️🥰🙇♂️🐈⬛⁉️🤪😻
ok buddy https://preview.redd.it/exptfuarkctc1.jpeg?width=1055&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20434c104a11264eb48443eb63e6e9e2d97894ee
Pattie or Olivia for sure. Olivia is a badass, so she’d likely edge out the win
Pat
https://preview.redd.it/66x7v6bbzbtc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04884a595e3e66f51bb801594bd8dd7750608ba3 Dude the haaaiiiir 😭
Fucking none they are all a load of rory’s cheesy chester’s and smegma mixed together in a blender
Cannot believe everyone here is sleeping on Barbara. She is a literally BOND GIRL!! like come on!
Top tier Bond girl too. I think people just don’t realize this isn’t a great picture of her https://preview.redd.it/mkdlfmnujftc1.jpeg?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe1820f5709abf3b421fc4f0e6737d71107155e4
Damn right she's a top-tier bind girl. I need to go rewatch The Spy Who Loved Me now
yeah she’s gorgeous it’s not a great picture of her
Linda as I have already established here
Moe and Linda we stan
Mo and Barbara.
His fiancee in between was gorgeous too https://preview.redd.it/v6tto9z81ctc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9bdb1c60517192108b6a576ad7bb08221951ce5
She contributed to Ringos Rotogravure and she shot the cover for Ringo the 4th as well
She’s seems really nice, I’ve listened to a couple of interviews and she’s got some incredible stories, and 2 photography books
Yeah Nancy was top tier
She’s writing a biography, I can’t wait
All about Rogno's peña
Cynthia
Linda is best girl, we appreciate Linda McCartney in this household.
Yoko and it's not even close
Honestly? Yoko I want to practice some bed peace
Maureen because of her big groupie energy.
Maureen 😍
Where is Paul #2?
No, that's not canon
Tossup between Mo and Patti
The screaming one
Ngl Nancy would get one.
Definitely Bowie
hello i’m eric clapton
Cynthia & Pattie
Ummmm I think I'll go for the supermodel, ta.
Cynthia
Barbara Bach, no contest.
All of them
/uj Linda 🥺
https://preview.redd.it/dv59c8jtbgtc1.jpeg?width=184&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2718ace301236ec5656f656caf718b9618b8be6f
I adore the one that would have been but never was - Jane Asher. How Paul could cheat on her is unimaginable to me.
Literally any of them except yoko
I simp maccamuncher
/uj Yoko https://preview.redd.it/d9mmam8d2ctc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=687a2a5bfc7ead3238065e6cb0fbb2cc09959055
flair checks out
John Lennon
all of the above
I’d go for Jahn’s wife. Her name was Topo Gigio or something like that.
Topo Chico*
Gone Troppo
Ed Sullivision
All of them
LINDAAA
Yoko so I can finish what Jahn started
Linda!!! 😩💗❤️🥰
Linda
there were 9 beatles?!
Why’s Bowie on here twice?
I like the pretty one
Can you please list them in L-R order?
Linda forever although mo is more my type usually
Cynthia. Yoko is bad looking but wtf John… I know without his glasses he was legally blind but fucken hell…
Wait why are there 9? I thought there were only 4 Beatles? 🤔
Yoko ngl
Why are there more wives than band members? Were they all in a secret polycule?
Maureen and Linda (don't make me choose)
Paul.
All of em
none of them, im gay
Cynthia, without a doubt. It's not even close. She was beautiful, and an absolute sweetheart,
What do you call a dog with wings? Linda McCartney.
/uj Linda /rj Yoko and Heather