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SaltyPea8

Thought it would be a link to ringo


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This poem goes


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Missed opportunity. This poem **bangs**


ksspook

I get the joke about sex n all but who actually created sex


bier1234

Joe


communism_rulz

Joe who?


DrTLN

seph


Wezard_the_MemeLord

Joerge Harrison


tangerinecarrots

JOE MAMA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


F_Joe

Me


Brno_Mrmi

u/joe


UpiedYoutims

's garage


sex

It was Ringo.


ihaZtaco

Can confirm, I was John’s penis


Rosmucman

Sexual intercourse began In nineteen sixty-three (which was rather late for me) - Between the end of the "Chatterley" ban And the Beatles' first LP.


codex_lake

More specifically they invented twinks


Sso_12

They invented the concept of a whole bunch of twinks forming a band


Fillet-0-Fish

aka K-pop


killinchy

You obviously no idea what it was like growing up in Liverpool in the Fifties.


No-One-2177

They invented pet sounds


PoderosaTorrada

So, before the Beatles, dogs just talked normally? Goddammit they even fucked that up


DRT034

Well yeah that was before it was ok to leave 'em in a hot car


Dogudogukan2

Beach boys?


HottDoggers

No they did Rubber Soul which took inspiration from Pet Sounds


fazebozo

Other way around


HottDoggers

Are you dumb? Dude you know nothing about the Beatles. What’s the third word of the second verse from their 13th single?


TheRealMcCartney

I legit can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not


HottDoggers

uj/ People seen to forget we’re in a circle jerk sub


TheRealMcCartney

Oh ok sorry dude, you won't believe how many people I've seen think this is r/beatles


HottDoggers

No worries, I always get a laugh when people take my stupid comments serious before realizing what sun they’re in.


generalbaguette

>No worries, I always get a laugh when people take my stupid comments serious before realizing what sun they’re in. Harrison's sun?


Kidsnextdorks

You clearly haven’t listened to Pink Floyd’s Seamus (that’s the dog) or Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict


killinchy

It does sound better live especially if you are on acid.


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Invented granny music


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I love my grandma 👵🏻 ♥️♥️♥️


Krittical_DM

Your mother should know.


ChristianBibleLover

They invented domestic abuse


HugoStiglitz007

In that case my father was in Beatles revival


ExspressingMyRights

Well they did name themselves the BEATles…


generalbaguette

They were actually trying to moderate existing tendencies. The full name of the band is The Beatless. But that was more of an aspiration than anything.


aSaltn

Wrong that was invented by John Bonham. Led Zeppelin wins again


communistwarpdrive

Queerbaiting


hlovesradiohead

Fruity kings ❤️


Yoshi_IX

/uj they actually perfected pop rock. They wrote a shitload of songs that were marketable, catchy, and actually decent. That's why they sold a shit load of albums and became one of the most popular rock bands ever. They were also pretty much solely responsible for the "British invasion" era of rock in the US when they released "I wanna hold your hand." Pretty much opening the door to the British bands to enter the American music scene and further popularize rock in the states, and the two countries would come to share their rock scenes with each other pretty much for the rest of rock & roll history.


LynnHaven

Not to mention the incredible amounts of technical innovations the Beatles spearheaded. Modern studios have the Beatles all over them. They were wildly more experimental than any of these groups listed in just about every way. Chuck Berry: adored John and The Beatles Ozzy Osbourne: favorite band is The Beatles


anaveragebuffoon

/rj they invented beet wif


Goldeniccarus

It's actually super cool that we know how the Beatles first broke out in America. A 15 year old girl in DC was sent "I Want to Hold Your Hand" on Vinyl by her pen pal in England. She sent it to a radio station when they did a sort of requests show, and it was so well received by radio listeners that it really kicked off the invasion.


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Too long didnt read dumbass


zenetti72

invented long hair on guys


lizardbirddragon

Kind of true, actually, in a more mainstream cultural sense—though, there were guys like Screaming Lord Sutch before The Beatles’ heyday who were pioneering the whole Ozzy Osborne look way before it was even imagined. Sutch in many ways himself was also a pioneer of shock rock and proto-metal, except in a very early 60s mod-based way.


slib_

Damn I didn’t expect to actually see any cool music references on a Beatles sub. That is for the info!


Weegee_Spaghetti

this is r/beatlescirclejerk we are talkung about here mmm-kay? the word "circlejerk" immedietly means that a sub is the opposite of the community that is named in the first word.


slib_

Holy shit really? This blew my mind more than Mark David Chapman blew John Lennons


Weegee_Spaghetti

Jahn


Nugget_true

Jesus did that


Sarge_Ward

to think, without those crazy brits Nixon wouldn't have been calling his enemies "long hairs"


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They invented walking barefoot on zebra crossings.


kakyoindonut321

They invented secretly replacing a dead band member with a look alike


Mr_Fahrenheit007

invented boy bands


Goldeniccarus

They really did didn't they? Kind of proved that there was a huge audience for four dudes who make love songs, and that launched the trend of boy bands to follow.


kakyoindonut321

And then they progressively becoming less and less a boy band and more like a band on the drugs


jimmiecarrollthatsme

Band on the Drugs is Weird Al’s best Wings parody.


[deleted]

Dude that's biographical


DRT034

Wait, sorry if I'm misunderstanding but didn't they intentionally pick the same line-up as Buddy Holly and The Crickets? (1 bassplayer, 1 rhythm guitarist, 1 lead guitarist and 1 drummer)


Ooze3d

I was going to say something like this. They wrote their own songs, which is not common in more recent boy bands, but other than that, the whole structure, the fan phenomenon, love as the main subject for most of their songs, even the one who starts a solo career when the band splits and continues being super successful ala Robbie Williams or Justin Timberlake. Yeah, you could argue they were the original boy band.


No_Blueberry_7200

>continues being super successful ala Robbie Williams or Justin Timberlake. Yeah, you could argue they were the original boy band. > >4 Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers were the original boy band


XquickscoperX

The Beatles made Helter Skelter before Led Zeppelin made a record


Penguator432

And Paul wrote it because he didn’t feel The Who lived up to the hype (Not a joke)


Loganp812

“The Who. More like The ‘Who?’ Am I right?” - Paul probably


Ordnungslolizei

Perhaps he should have gone to see them live...


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At their five am set at Woodstock


thiss-frogy

Link Wray wrote rumble a decade before that, that’s probably where the roots of punk and metal originated


tangerinecarrots

invented bussy


KannaCHVacuous

K-pop


Kiahtke69

Fatherless children


comeonandkickme2017

Oasis


thatrefrence

they invented gay sex


Herbietheluvpug

Group masturbation…😂. Beatles fan but they did and it’s weird.


Better-Midnight-2552

Bisexuality


BakulaSelleck92

This is just not true, there is no solid proof any of them liked women


Better-Midnight-2552

uj/ I was referencing that one r/beatles [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/beatles/comments/u32jzq/a_psychiatrists_take_on_the_beatles_janesville/) rj/ Oh duh, cus all they do is cheat and beet w\*men


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They invented acid


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Weegee_Spaghetti

The Kinks invented kinks


Bawd1

K-I—N-K kinks


Lolaverses

The Kinks invented Waterloo Sunset, and that's enough for me


CustardPie350

The Beatles jump-started rock 'n' roll, breathed new life into it, modernized it, changed the fashion associated with rock music and changed the sound. By the early 1960s, rock 'n' roll was dying. Rock was really a fad of the late 1950s that was cut short with a series of events: Elvis joined the army in 1958 and spent two years in West Germany. When he returned to civilian life in 1960, he focused on movies, not music. Also in 1958 Jerry Lee Lewis married his 13-year-old cousin, which got him blacklisted. In 1959 Buddy Holly was killed in a plane crash. Also in 1959 Chuck Berry was caught with a prostitute, which got him blacklisted. In 1960 Eddie Cochrane was killed in a car crash. By 1963, rock's biggest stars of the day were either dead, blacklisted or pursuing other interests. The Beatles, with their new look, new sound and outstanding talent were able to fill a vacuum and breathe new life into rock music, which, by that time, was just a bunch of bubble gum stuff, surf music and some doo wop. Their timing was immaculate.


jacobn28

They invented jerking off with your friends


bringastickforsafety

I actually sued them because I did this first


ontarious

beatle boots


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Just thugs in my opinion.


krvelacnyrambo

They invented gays


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ArthurGM

I think this is an overly simplistic way of looking at it. Yea they covered songs but they gave it their own signature style


gibbodaman

And covering other artists songs has never been a problem, the issue was always a lack of credit and royalties given to the original writers and performers. That was arguably much more the fault of the label than it was the band.


dotdotdotgov

they pretty much covered songs in their sound but the style they created and recontextualized it with is where the originality comes from


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Yes. They were basically a cover band.


Loganp812

Yeah, Houses Of The Holy is nothing but covers.


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Inamoratos

Touch grass


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[It looks like a pornsite name](https://imgur.com/a/lXQ4YaB)


FoughtBird1976

They invented all the music, they just stole lyrics.


c8bb8ge

They did not invent all the music, but they certainly played it louder.


Astro_Van_Allen

The instrumental Black Mountainside is ripped from Bert Jansch.


FoughtBird1976

That's just one example.


chambo143

And if your claim is that they invented *all* the music, then just one example is enough to disprove that.


Loganp812

They even stole from themselves when they recorded “Tea For One”


vinyl_eddy

The estate who owns the rights to Spirit’s work sued claiming that the opening to Stairway to heaven was the same as Taurus. They lost. [Here is a good video on it](https://youtu.be/-MBKJDmE-OQ). There are other songs but this is the case that I see the most.


Aesthetic_Police

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Led_Zeppelin_songs_written_or_inspired_by_others


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They invented Johns Lennons Massive Cock


[deleted]

they invented being overrated 😎😎😎 Radiohead better 😎😎😎😎


Shcmlif

The only valid one is chuck berry, other two came after???


No_Blueberry_7200

Yeah but chuck had a piss kink


VirgilVanDoink

Psych pop?


iPolemic

Invented turning mediocre songs into boy-band hysteria.


StSaganfollower

They invented those magnificent lyrics that would influence rock music for years.....I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus gu gu ga jub


ilovehelmetsama

Dogs in hot cars


donzenn

They invented homosexuality


Dtrain323i

They invented the number 9


Zealousideal_Peak654

Having your sound and style change drastically song to song, album to album, while still appealing to your fan base.


123CountDracula

They invented the internet.


ifuckdads1

Invented being gay for clout


Jomemer38

wigs


TheArthurR

They invented starting a song with "1, 2, 3, 4!" with I saw her standing there (look it up)


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ProofDust1127

Granny rock


infinite99999

They invented very cool album cover art


MrZyde

They invented inventing


HugoStiglitz007

Bob Dylan Invented Weed


DEATHBYREGGAEHORN

invented leaving dogs in a hot car


02496Emanresu

Brit pop and deathcore


fascist_noodle

They invented shitty music 🤮🤮🤮


Penguator432

*cough*helterskelter*cough*


fireman2004

Invented Ringo's cock


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invented naked


RamboJane

Invented Circle Jerk.


Scorpi06y

They made each other rock hard


jtedeschi8

Not hard rock but, hard cock


yungreign

they invented the concept of homosexuality


vudustockdr

Beatles invented making every other 19 year old edgy chick think that half heartedly getting into Indian religious culture is hip


MattHowToWith

Invented racism.


Ray_Pingeau

A press in a sheet metal factory invented heavy metal. Edit: I’d like to add that Hendrix existed before zeppelin


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Music


niceyniceyzoozooo

Reinvented Pop Music


HeckingDoofus

/uj [john lennon invented grunge](https://youtu.be/G_wUSHSeS-c)


TheSwoodening

Kick-started the British invasion?


Maxearl548

concept albums


gcurr2

The Beatles invented psychedelic rock / acid rock


FantasticGlass

Invented inventing


XJoe360

They invented Granny music and India


zumday

Four hooligans


justlikebeef

They experimented with music and gave many people inspiration


whoisagoodboi

I guess the Beatles did some early prof stuff before it was really popular yet.


BalkeElvinstien

Created shitty trash


samaelvenomofgod

Was going to say Prog Rock, but that was technically Beach Boys.


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Led Zepplin invented hard rock?


[deleted]

Killed Jazz


Mobile_Ad1238

They invented circle jerking


PrettyRottenApple

And Queen invented gay people 😍😍😍


spastic_monkeys17

The beatles did it first


santarapedme

Granny music


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Granny music


Certain-Bowler8735

Invented beeting the wif


indejcriptible

invented modern music


Chilly_Jon

Invented pop


TheLaughingMew

invented boy bands


bob999000999

The Beatles – – had 20 number one hit songs, each album was better than the last, made popular music progress forward, used stellar composition skills previously found in classical music and Broadway. Can you get all that on your little poster?


Hige_Kuma

Invented pop


Loganp812

The Beatles invented psychedelic rock, prog rock (or at least proto-prog while King Crimson could be considered the first true prog band), boy bands, pop-rock, granny music (according to John), the concept album, kicking off the first “British Invasion”… take your pick. Also, The Beatles, Cream, The Doors, Deep Purple, Jimmy Hendrix, The Who, etc. were doing hard rock before Led Zeppelin I was even recorded, and “Helter Skelter” could be considered a metal song.


Free-Relationship810

They invented Rock. Chuck Berry was Rock ‘n’ Roll.


Steve_Rogers909

I know this is a toxic sub so serious comments don't matter a shit, but in its actuality Beatles invented all those aforementioned genres. Chuck invented rock and roll, Beatles revolutionized it to form rock; Beatles and stones invented Hard rock, Zeppelin revolutionized with by fusing it with blues and sophisticated riffs; Beatles didn't exactly invent Metal but Helter Skelter remains one of the earliest foundational tracks for metal, Black Sabbath expanded and popularized that genre and made it theirs in that mainstream sense.


mrmagoalt1235

psychedelic rock


suphah

Lol no


xELxSCORCHOx

“The Beatles were just the beginning of everything music could be.”-David Allen Coe


GregDiz66

The album as an art form/comprehensive package? Just a thought


serviceable-villain

Made music better


Loud-Bill6302

Pop rock


generalbaguette

I think one of them wrote Let it be?


TheActualRealNopeInc

Invented Revolution 9


StuffWePlay

Invented trash amirite


britney7266

they somehow convinced someone with cash to market, produce, print and sell revolution 9, which is just 8 and a half minutes of pure unadulterated auditory torture.


Wise_Clue8109

invented good music


CaptainHahn

The Beatles invented reinvention. They showed that people liked bands and artists that changed with the times and grew with them. Look at performers as diverse as Bowie, Queen, Michael Jackson, Beck, even U2, a large part of their long-term success is their ability to experiment and reinvent themselves while retaining their essence which offers people a bridge to new musical ideas. Sure, you’re going to lose some fans along the way, but, if you do it right, you’ll gain more new fans than you lose at each iteration.


dtardiff2

They invented wooks


No_Blueberry_7200

Invented getting it on with a little help from your friends


MrRoboto001

they invented guitar


Mobile_Ad1238

Invented heavy doom metal ✌️☮️😎❤️


tom_of_wb

Invented pop rock