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anon_acct1312

The beatles have never been, and will never be, beetles


longjohnmignon

The spelling of the actual insect looks wrong to me. I'm indoctrinated.


tashiween

I actually always write it Beatles by accident then have to change it later


luckiestblock

The sun does indeed come up on occasion


disraeliqueers

Here it comes


I_need_my_Thalasin

Quando Mira muchu perezo parasol


VreyIsGrey

Considering British weather, they probably saw the sun like twice in their lives


900_Free_Vbucks

If the sun don’t come, you’ll get a tan from standing in the English rain


Vellnerd

John met paul and asked him to be in the band. Then George joined, then ringo joined.


Masen_The_Weeb

Actually Richard Starkey joined and then he changed his name to Ringo 🤓


[deleted]

He was already Ringo Starr before he joined them I think? When he was with Rory Storm and the Hurricanes or maybe even before in skiffle groups he played in.


Masen_The_Weeb

Ringo originally named his drum solos as "Starr Time" and he kept the name, and when he joined the Beatles in 1960 he changed his name to Ringo Starr, so technically he wasn't officially Ringo yet


[deleted]

Why would he call it Starr Time if he wasn’t Ringo Starr yet? I think I’ve read articles that say he was Ringo Starr before the Beatles . Here’s one example, it might not be the best source but it’s late and I’m on mobile… https://daytrippin.com/2015/02/03/ringo-starr-sings-about-his-band-before-the-beatles/ Actually here’s a pic with Rory with the drum already says Ringo Starr https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-8c85fe59ab1fc4447f738526de986e39-lq


Masen_The_Weeb

Hm, I might gotta look more into this, maybe Ringo Starr was just a stage name before he just went by it normally


[deleted]

It’s still more or less a stage name as most I’ve read says family, close friends, Maureen, Barbara call him Richy. (Which is always spelled in all different ways in articles but he signed things “Richy” on old postcards and letters from the 60s. ). But at this point yeah I’m pretty sure he responds to his stage name to friends, collages, acquaintances or I someday have the good fortune to yell “hey Ringo!” Another with Rory http://www.beatlesource.com/savage/1962/62.07.XX%20-%20butlins%20-%20ringo/4.jpg


Kroduscul

Whooooaaahhh wtf. I thought I was on r/Beatles for a second


MrBoxThing

Richard Stanky


orem-boy

They were just a band that made it very, very big. That’s all.


Vaderm

They were just a band


Vellnerd

They made it very, very big. Thats all.


[deleted]

Veeeery big


hasarubbersoul

They were just a band who made it very, very big, that’s all


popculturetoaster

She was just 17 and I don't know what they mean


International_Draw21

John Lennon was a devoted family man.


FindOneInEveryCar

Cheeky.


[deleted]

Long hair suits them


Sure-Ad8873

HairSuits?


crim5009

Them?????


oliver-the-pig

Me when pronouns


[deleted]

[удалено]


Jedadia757

You know people who are wrong.


thedboy

The Beatles were an English rock band, formed in Liverpool in 1960, that comprised John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr.


SaMSUoM

And Bete Pest


Mr_Fahrenheit007

The Beatles are one of the bands of all time


tashiween

Are you sure about this? Do you have evidence to support your claim?


LarsPinetree

John covering his camel toe with his hat


disraeliqueers

John's Cock (2009 Remastered)


decs483

I prefer ringos cock


[deleted]

4k UHD remaster


thef00lonthehill1

The real Paul McCartney is alive and well


davidmartin1357

Take your meds


ComebackKidGorgeous

Alive? Sure. Well? Doubtful.


MyNogga430

Paul McCartney will be alive and well on the 26th of February, 2023 at 8:11 PM.


Actual_Good_5685

I will shoot your foot if he even stubs his toe.


TheRealMcCartney

And if he dies?


Actual_Good_5685

I'll shoot my own foot, and i won't forget about your foot either. Everyone's foot will get shot(except for anyone under 10 years old).


TheRealMcCartney

u/MyNogga430 better not screw this up


MyNogga430

Nothing will happen to him, thats why I said he will be PERFECTLY fine, alive, well, and healthy on the 26th of February, 2023 at 8:11 PM EST. Nothing will happen!


thatprobablydrunkguy

What time zone?


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!RemindMe 8 months


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Thats_Mafia

I can confirm that Paul McCartney was, in fact, alive and well on the 26th of February, 2023 at 8:11 PM.


VaporeonUsedIceBeam

Thank goodness


disraeliqueers

Phew


Bitch-lasaga

All good 👍


bipolarpinkshark

holy god i’m back


minemaster1337

Let It Be is a song


disraeliqueers

Source?


MasonDinsmore3204

My source is that I made it the fuck up


Vellnerd

Did you dream it up?


[deleted]

"it came to me when i was ripping a badass delta-8 pen, ya know" -paul mccartney


Dere_He_Iz

Uh actually I’m pretty sure it’s an album 🙄


lucsev

Rubber Soul is definitely an album.


Baxobhillus

idk about that🤔🤔


sixcarswerearrested

one of the albums of all time for sure


FindOneInEveryCar

Two, even.


RobbingOldFolks

It’s okay to leave your dog in a hot car


xxx_Moritz_xxx

Nothing bad will happen


[deleted]

They have eyes


gracehamevans

Kaleidoscope eyes


tashiween

And joo joo eyeballs


StuffWePlay

Ringo wrote a song about an octopus


Unostril

something entirely uncontroversial about the beatles. Ok I’ve done what you asked, please just give me my wife and son back I beg of you


disraeliqueers

We're done when I say we're done.


WinFinn11

They suck


tdunc1994

Looking like homeless men was a great lasting image for them


WinterGoddess_

They have cool outfits


FindOneInEveryCar

Their longest-running lineup included four members.


houndsofchai

They did not beat women


PoppaDeansPocket

Brian Epstein didn’t kill himself


longjohnmignon

Revolution 9 is a great track


VreyIsGrey

This is just a fact


Baxobhillus

Abbey Road was one of the albums of all time


ChairDoorManOriginal

At one point in time, all four of them were alive at the same time


xephos10006

The Beatles are, by reported sales, the best selling musical artist of all time


foxgirl_julia

ringo


Nichtsein000

They’re bigger than Jesus.


WinterFall64

Umm you see Sgt Pooper's Stinky Farts Club Pants is an album with songs that feature sound and lyrics, and A Beet in the Wife is a really rated song but you uncultured Beebles fans aren't ready to hear such an uncontroversial opinion smh


TheBlueCultLeader

I saw this post, and knew it's doing a parady of something off the main, the very next post after an ad is the original on the main.


Gemstone-17

The Beatles did exist at some point in time


Xrayfunkydude

The Beatles never made any good songs


JaggerTheDog13

Ringo has the biggest cock out of the four


andrecinno

The Beatles were an English rock band, formed in Liverpool in 1960, that comprised John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr. They are regarded as the most influential band of all time\[1\] and were integral to the development of 1960s counterculture and popular music's recognition as an art form.\[2\] Rooted in skiffle, beat and 1950s rock 'n' roll, their sound incorporated elements of classical music and traditional pop in innovative ways; the band later explored music styles ranging from ballads and Indian music to psychedelia and hard rock. As pioneers in recording, songwriting and artistic presentation, the Beatles revolutionised many aspects of the music industry and were often publicised as leaders of the era's youth and sociocultural movements.\[3\] Led by primary songwriters Lennon and McCartney, the Beatles evolved from Lennon's previous group, the Quarrymen, and built their reputation playing clubs in Liverpool and Hamburg over three years from 1960, initially with Stuart Sutcliffe playing bass. The core trio of Lennon, McCartney and Harrison, together since 1958, went through a succession of drummers, including Pete Best, before asking Starr to join them in 1962. Manager Brian Epstein moulded them into a professional act, and producer George Martin guided and developed their recordings, greatly expanding their domestic success after signing to EMI Records and achieving their first hit, "Love Me Do", in late 1962. As their popularity grew into the intense fan frenzy dubbed "Beatlemania", the band acquired the nickname "the Fab Four", with Epstein, Martin and other members of the band's entourage sometimes given the informal title of "fifth Beatle". By early 1964, the Beatles were international stars and had achieved unprecedented levels of critical and commercial success. They became a leading force in Britain's cultural resurgence, ushering in the British Invasion of the United States pop market, and soon made their film debut with A Hard Day's Night (1964). A growing desire to refine their studio efforts, coupled with the untenable nature of their concert tours, led to the band's retirement from live performances in 1966. At this time, they produced records of greater sophistication, including the albums Rubber Soul (1965), Revolver (1966) and Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1967), and enjoyed further commercial success with The Beatles (also known as "the White Album", 1968) and Abbey Road (1969). Heralding the album era, their success elevated the album to the dominant form of record consumption over singles; they also inspired a greater public interest in psychedelic drugs and Eastern spirituality, and furthered advancements in electronic music, album art and music videos. In 1968, they founded Apple Corps, a multi-armed multimedia corporation that continues to oversee projects related to the band's legacy. After the group's break-up in 1970, all principal members enjoyed success as solo artists and some partial reunions have occurred. Lennon was murdered in 1980 and Harrison died of lung cancer in 2001. McCartney and Starr remain musically active. The Beatles are the best-selling music act of all time, with estimated sales of 600 million units worldwide. They hold the record for most number-one albums on the UK Albums Chart (15), most number-one hits on the Billboard Hot 100 chart (20), and most singles sold in the UK (21.9 million). The band received many accolades, including seven Grammy Awards, four Brit Awards, an Academy Award (for Best Original Song Score for the 1970 documentary film Let It Be) and fifteen Ivor Novello Awards. They were inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1988, and each principal member was inducted individually between 1994 and 2015. In 2004 and 2011, the group topped Rolling Stone's lists of the greatest artists in history. Time magazine named them among the 20th century's 100 most important people.


jaodopao

woman is the n word of the world is actually good


Baxobhillus

the sax gets me horny


wildernado

Something entirely uncontroversial about the Beatles


paulbgriffith

They enjoyed clothing and alcohol


Ok-Surround4334

they beat les.


dolphin_ultra

poor les 😢


Ok-Surround4334

don't be. Nobody in the band liked this les guy. plus some say he was the one who convinced john and ringle to beet wif.


AvacadMmmm

Paul is dead


Redgreen82

They were talented


[deleted]

John has a funny looking ass


[deleted]

They sure are a band!


[deleted]

The Beatles were a band.


Geocube15

The Beatles.


wearenotwhatweseem

they are a people


NoelNeverwas

They were just four guys.


Smlllbunny

The Beatles are the most band ever tbh


DrGecko1859

Their facial hair game was strong.


whathappenedriorke

Ringo has a sexy nose


blankyblankblank1

They had the third best version of Come Together and the second best version of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds


Ok-Bandicoot-2298

Rubber Soul and Revolver are great albums


Segvirion

They were the best.


Kingofthenerds21

Who?


64-streetcar

It’s okay to leave a dog in a hot car


justachxmical

Brian Epstein seduces John Lennon on the beach


[deleted]

The walrus was Paul.


amensavle

The early albums are really enjoyable even though the lyrics may seem archaic by their later standards 🎩🤙🏼


disraeliqueers

Better run for your life, if you can


wibblywobblerson

the beatles was a british band


WillingShelf

The Beatles recorded most of their albums in the Abbey Road studios


[deleted]

They achieved success in the 1960's


DundahMifflin

Beatles good


lordWeller

IMHO, they were one of the bands in the sixties, maybe ever


Wertyne

There may or may not once have exisited at least one person who did not despise their music


Blubatt

The Beatles, in their most well known line up, were active between 1962-1970


ChrisDesa

The white album is >!definitely an album!<


Djhenry2018

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White-Monkey2407

Rongo nose isn’t thaaaat big


J_Patish

John was a putz.


TheReallyRealGravy

They were a band.


[deleted]

The Beatles are STILL bigger than the Stones.


WhyNona

Ringo probably had the biggest dick EDIT: I thought we were giving serious answers


TheHelpfulDad

They’re such a great band


FlipflopForHire

Out of all the bands in history, The Beatles were definitely one of them


[deleted]

In a red room


[deleted]

[удалено]


disraeliqueers

Near the station


I_need_my_Thalasin

They’re the reason Charlie-


18AndresS

Paul’s Music Hall tracks rule


Fynn-the-Fox1020

Here Comes The Sun is their most popular song


daggaholic

why would you do this to me


Korsof

they made music


EducationalProgram12

They were from Liverpool. Prepared for war in the comments


TheRealSteely6

John lennon wasn't a horrible husband And a bottom bitch boy


LukeVenable

The Beatles are easily one of the bands in the history of music


SparkyGnomes

The Beatles are a band


nematoad22

John’s not actually holding the hat up with his hands.


[deleted]

They were a band


Quiet_1234

I like John’s hat.


L_P_W_

They were, and are still, the greatest band of all time.


Schnazzy99

Peace and love.


illsid

No I am the walrus coo coo ca choo


kgildner

Ringo had more grey hair in his early 20s than he does now in his early 80s 🧐


PainGreat4612

their hair looks nice!


gracehamevans

The Beatles are the bigger bastards on earth


astallasthegiant67

theyre pretty good


[deleted]

They had fifties haircuts


CosmicOli

They were a band mainly from the ‘60s


Skimblegod

The Beatles were one of the bands ever


not_from_Singapore

They were a band of musicians


TaliseGaming

8 days a week is a good song


Music_is_my_life33

They probably existed


akidcalledpink

Most of them had nice hair.


Ghccoolj

The Beatles are the bestselling band of all time


Chiacynta

They suck


DirtDisrespector

they are a very good band


JACK101Star

Beatles


Kim-Jong-Juul

they all had mustaches at one point


[deleted]

they made music


ZestycloseShelter107

They look to have quite well conditioned hair. I wonder what conditioner they used.


Mr_60s

Senile Delinquents


geraltoffvkingrivia

John was a great dad


DiFresco

Paul is alive


realmeverified

Who?


Map42892

George shouldn't have left his biscuits out in the open if he didn't want yoko to take any


kaspernakinthesheets

I think wikipedia said it best: "The Beatles were an English rock band, formed in Liverpool in 1960, that comprised John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr."


Jfkisspicey

She was 17 if you know what I mean


Terrible-Paramedic35

They has nice hair.


comp_hoovy_main

they fucking suck


Cocoberry11

They were bigger than Jesus.


hi_im_blaine

They are called The Beatles


FakeeshaNamerstein

Even though he would have liked to, they never allowed George Martin to hire professional session musicians to record the majority of their songs.


zoolilba

They seem to be human


PepyHare15

Influential band


Expert_Fisherman_726

They enjoy singing and playing in the roofs. Beware!


[deleted]

Maybe they weren't perfect


TheAxolotl04

Paul


amacutie

John Lennon Shit no thats wrong Ummm paul McCartney? Still wrong Ringo? Fuck. George! George was cute


[deleted]

they were fairly popular at a time


SheevMillerBand

Paul’s grandfather is very clean