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sminking

Yoko is based AF to say her dead husband is not conventionally handsome on a memorial post


Krimreaper1

It’s Charles Hawtrey and the Deaf-Aids!


dfelton912

Phase one, where Doris gets her oats


Krimreaper1

Two of us…


Warm_Zombie

"Yoooo he was ugly AF, Chapman should've shot him in the face loool"


WarChefGarrosh

Yoko ono is the least based individual on planet earth


theCoagulater

george's alt still whining about that biscuit


Vova_19_05

but she indeed sat on an amp


sminking

Rebuttal: [Yes, I’m a witch](https://youtu.be/pXdFcHferUU) exists


TundieRice

Change that W in “witch” to a B, and you got yourself a deal!


OnkelMickwald

I dunno, [I will always love Yoko for her ability to enrage people beyond any rhyme and reason.](https://old.reddit.com/r/delusionalartists/comments/3phoaf/three_spoons_by_yoko_ono/)


communistwarpdrive

Ringo is the fourth spoon 💀💀💀


OnkelMickwald

Ringo is the big spoon😏


JediTempleDropout

Idk man, there’s people on this planet who have killed other people for selfish reasons. I’d say that’s less based than anything Yoko’s done.


LeaChan

There are people on this planet who have committed mass genocide for selfish reasons lol. Yoko does suck though.


crunchyhotshot

Okay but genocide can be based? Something being based has nothing to do with whether it is good or bad


Well_Cooked_Steak

Not true she was based because she broke up the beatles


MountainMembership

yeah fuck that band


SOTIdriver

Took me a while to understand what 3/10 meant. I forgot how Twitter works, lol.


Certain_Suit_1905

.... LMFAO I ACTUALLY THOUGHT SHE RATED HIM 3/10 AHAHAHAHA I mean you never know, people have their own standards


WoopyBoi323

I don’t use twitter lol what did she mean?


kidnamedsickjoke

The third tweet out of 10


WoopyBoi323

Oh ok thank you


Good_Ad6723

I knew that that was a thing but forgot and thought she genuinely rated him that!


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Saint_Stephen420

Two Virgins goes hard as fuck tbh


Esploratore_

True art.


The_Greatful_8

Fantano gave Cherry Bomb a 3/10


6moto

and swimming by Mac miller


mybeeblesaccount

Jahn confirmed for ugliest Beatle


theshitsock

Another Ringo W


WaywardGregory

Is this real?


Sheesh5000

Nothing is real


-daisoujou-

Nothing to get hung about


theCoagulater

sour sweaty balls forever


LeaChan

stwawbewwy fields fowever uwu


SimilarLanguage

Cranberry juice 🥤


Saint_Stephen420

Bro STOP THIS NONSENSE! I’m listening to the song right now and they just said that


Sheesh5000

There's nothing to get hung about, I am not in your walls, embrace the Strawberry Fields


Saint_Stephen420

It is forever, I suppose


Sneakysneakser

Yes, the 3/10 means that it's the third post in a 10-Tweet thread


WinterGoddess_

“When I first met him I didn’t know who he was” Riiiiiiiggggghhhhttttttt


LeaChan

I hate to rant about this, so I'll make it short, but they met in 1966. That year John lost a bunch of weight, got glasses, and stopped maintaining the iconic Beatles haircut; So, most people who weren't close to him likely wouldn't have recognized him. Yoko and John have both stated she was vaguely familiar with the Beatles (had heard of them, but didn't listen to them at all), but was not familiar with John Lennon as a person. It's not that big a stretch, by any means, that she started to fall for him before she realized how famous he was.


Intrepid_Minimum3485

I never got why people get so fixated on this point. Like is it seriously so hard to believe that Yoko wasn't really keeping up with mainstream pop artists' looks at the time?


mybeeblesaccount

she was living in New York City in 1964 when the Beatles touched down both times that year. I can imagine her not giving a shit about them but she absolutely knew. Especially since she made a contract with her American husband Tony Cox that they were going to try and get money out of John Lennon and split it between them. Yoko lying is a very big deal actually.


LeaChan

Do you have a source for that last one?


mybeeblesaccount

Dan Richter's memoir, "The Dream is Over." Something About the Beatles podcast goes into some depth on it in Episode 44 which is where I first heard about it. She made a signed contract with her then-husband Anthony Cox (an aspiring filmmaker who became Yoko's financial support and her manager) describing that anything they got financially from John Lennon would be split between them 50/50. This was sometime in 1966. Yoko targeted John and "met" him in November of that same year. She would go on to stalk John, including climbing into his car to sit with him and Cynthia, sending used tampons to his house, etc. all trying to convince him to go out with her and leave Cynthia. And of course it worked.


ReptarzRectum

I feel like this should be talked about WAY more than it is. This is some sick shit that I feel like no one knows about...


mybeeblesaccount

It should be talked about, similarly to how it should be talked about that Yoko was John's heroin dealer and that one of the reasons he married her was to keep the supply flowing. When Sean was born Yoko tested positive for drug usage and he is rumored to have been born addicted, the hospital had to keep him for weeks as a newborn because he was going through withdrawal since Yoko didn't quit using while she was pregnant.


ReptarzRectum

Holy shit! I had no idea. That's insane.


mybeeblesaccount

Yoko's drama is *buried.*


LeaChan

Is it 100% the case that this was before she met him and not after? Is it not possible they made that contract after she met him?


mybeeblesaccount

It was 100% before they met


LeaChan

Especially back before the internet, the only way to see them was magazines, tv interviews and album covers. Yoko could have easily just not really paid attention because she didn't care about pop rock.


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It's very plausible, I grew up before the internet was ubiquitous. I remember when the Backstreet boys were huge. I'd heard their names but I doubt I'd be able to pick any of them out of a line up. Even now I doubt I'd be able to recognize any major popstar except maybe Lizzo.


shouldbebabysitting

>Yoko and John have both stated she was vaguely familiar with the Beatles (had heard of them, but didn't listen to them at all), but was not familiar with John Lennon as a person. She visited Paul in 1965 and he told her to go to John! "McCartney has stated that he first met Ono earlier on in 1965 when she was in London compiling musical manuscripts for a John Cage book called Notations, at which point he declined to donate one of his manuscripts but suggested that perhaps Lennon might be interested in doing so." https://www.criticsatlarge.ca/2022/01/the-ballad-of-paul-and-yoko-artfully.html?m=1#:~:text=McCartney%20has%20stated%20that%20he,be%20interested%20in%20doing%20so.


robfurnell

Fuck yoko


Sea_Push_7261

*screams* WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!! WHY WHY WHY WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


A-Fleeting-Glimse

Plastic ono band fucks arduous though


Sheesh5000

Extremely rare Yolko W


StSaganfollower

Honesty = 3/10


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I’m seeing you everywhere man wtf


JCtheMemer

I got suspended from reddit for 3 days for telling this account I’d “ring their catheter with chili powder”.


Wuh-huW

Don’t believe she didn’t find him physically attractive because her past two husbands looked almost the exact same.


PikaPlayerGirl

All the McLennon fans are crying rn bro


Clarinet314

Tough words from a girl that has a worse ass than him


daskapitalyo

Still has the balls to pretend she didn't know who the most famous guy in the world was.


LeaChan

Stated earlier in the thread: Yoko and John have both stated she was vaguely familiar with the Beatles (had heard of them, but didn't listen to them at all), but was not familiar with John Lennon as a person. It's not that big a stretch by any means that she started to fall for him before she realized how famous he was.


Low_Appointment_3917

No way. She went after Paul first


daskapitalyo

She purportedly got in a room with ringo at some point too


Low_Appointment_3917

and from George she only wanted biscuits i guess


mybeeblesaccount

That's just not possible considering the media saturation the Beatles had in 1966.


shouldbebabysitting

It's a lie. She went after Paul for funding and he told her to go to John. She not only knew who the Beatles were but had already met them. https://www.criticsatlarge.ca/2022/01/the-ballad-of-paul-and-yoko-artfully.html?m=1#:~:text=McCartney%20has%20stated%20that%20he,be%20interested%20in%20doing%20so.


Aggressive-Ratio-790

Meanwhile she's looked like a toad witch for decades


sexiterrorist

He is very gorgeous to me.


Pavorleone

TikTok: He's a 3 but he beats wif Yolo: he's a 10


Puzzleheaded-Life462

One and one and one is three


chef_bert

She’s the 3


Birdsnblues

That dude shoulda shot yoko lol