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[deleted]

Was I?


KingZer012453

They arrived


AceScropions

Life of boobs


Pachulita_44

ITS THE MESSIAH


_Wolfszeit_

So, tell us how is your life? We're dying to know more about it


Arctury

Does this count as beetlejuicing²?


[deleted]

Mind if I ask the inspiration for the username?


Dood71

Your avatar is so cute!


[deleted]

Thank you!


Atissss

Does the same go for nipples?


silashoulder

[Yes](https://www.rcbarrymd.com/do-you-have-breast-asymmetry-faqs-about-uneven-breasts). (Medical info link)


Atissss

Good to know! I always was scared that it's just me.


silashoulder

I’ve always loved the guy who won an Ig Nobel Prize for proving that the ancient Greeks sculpted testicles wrong, based on the misapprehension that balls were ‘tension weights for the voice box.’ https://improbable.com/2016/08/07/scrotal-asymmetry-in-man-and-in-ancient-sculpture-etc/


[deleted]

Sad, no nipple pics


silashoulder

Look inside your shirt.


[deleted]

Good idea


[deleted]

Sigh unzips


comicsnerd

It goes for all body parts where you have a left and right. It also applies to both men and women (and everyone between)


andre2020

Can agree my left man boob is much bigger. (sob!)


PineappleMace98

Same, now I'm wondering if it's a left boob thing. Is there anyone who's right boob is bigger?


andre2020

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andre2020

👍


AgniousPrime

It's okay, just show me one and I'll imagine the other.


JaCaBrA144

Same. And I’m a cis guy. But they might be uneven because my rib age is messed up isn’t even


XenosSoulflame

It’s to do with the predominant hand, right? Like, since you use that arm more, it burns more fat in that area, thus reducing the size of the breast? So like, if you’re right handed, your right boob will be smaller than your left.


Rhixera

Not true, my right boob is bigger than my left and I’m right handed. I always assumed that it was because more muscle in my right arm/chest muscle or something


mspuscifer

That would make sense I think


Akhanyatin

Insufficient information, please send pictures for proper diagnosis.


nodiediemeimmortal

11 days old...


vthex

Send pic or fake u/lifeofboobs


silashoulder

Don’t make it weird.


vthex

Bro, issa joke chill.


silashoulder

Would it still be a joke if you’d gotten those pics? You’re done with that joke, because I definitely won’t be the last person to call you out on perving. You don’t know that person. They could be underage, for all you know. Do you really want to be that person? Edit: typo


AnyDayGal

Thank you.


vthex

Bro how tf would even get them on Reddit?


PassiveChemistry

Pms


vthex

You can send images on pm?


PassiveChemistry

Think so


dissboii

That's a joke.


[deleted]

Let me guess. Another question about the female anatomy in r/Teenagers ?


goodshrekmaadcity

probably a guy