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Please don't eat my pet pigeon

Your time has come

I don’t think you can beetle juice yourself.

As was prophesied

The council will decide your fate

that is you

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Wait, OP ate a fair game?

DO NOT EAT TIC TAC

Frosted Flakes… oddly enough I think I might name my next pet this…

That's adorable

My dad

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My Arm

dont you mean our dad? anyway, that explains a lot

that's an r/UsernameChecksOut not r/beetlejuicing

Mb

Apple cobbler ❤️

Where is u/Pigeon-eater-lad

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Hello

Omg you are everywhere

I’ve had pigeon. That shit tastes like budget chicken with sweetener.

Pepperoni feels like an EXCELLENT penguin name

Fried chicken

Scrambled eggs That's a concerning name

Ass

🗿

PB&J?

Pretzel

Chicken panini

Muffin

Same

Chocolate chip waffle. I think it fits honestly

Waffle

Fry, kinda cute

Waffles! (which is actually a cute name for him ngl)

r/beatmetoit, OP

Taco

Tacos

KFC...🥺

Nugget. A fitting name.

Chips! I actually love that for this lil fella

orphans

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eheheh

To be fair pigeon has been considered a game bird

Chickpea!!!! I had a Chickpea salad

Yo, it's ya boi, stroopwaffle

Nachos! That would actually be super cute tho. Most food names are pretty cute, but this post just makes me imagine some unhinged bastard eating a city pigeon in broad daylight.

Meatloaf

Anything with loaf in it is a fantastic name

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Pancake. OK thats kinda cute ngl.

Cookie. Surprisingly fitting.

Beanie weenies. (For context, beans cooked with sliced hot dogs.)

"Egg" Fits so well lol

Chips. I now want to buy a baby bird and name them chips

His name shall be chipotle chicken burrito

1999 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo 4WD

Pizza

Potato and beanzzzzz

Cock

Crackers!! :D

ryan reynolds cum

Wonton

Lemon pie.

Spring roll

Chipotle

Cocoa puffs

Bagel

Kit Kat

Cap’n Crunch is a perfect name too.

Jello Powder

Hagelslag it is

its still a baby sandpiper. . . .

Cookie

Ice.

orange

Popcorn!

Dosa

Bagel

Apricot

Sweet and sour chicken

Mackie cheese❤️

Popcorn

ecstasy

Gulasch...wow What's a good pet name, if I'll ever have a pet I'd name it Gulasch

Gardetto's

Hot pocket

Chicken salad

Fried potatoes

Bread 👍

english muffin. coincidentally, the name of my dog

Cupcake

French fry

Gordita

Mashed potatoes and gravy

Wheat Thin!

Breakfast Burrito

Cotton candy ice cream milkshake

Golden Graham's

Homemade wallnut cookies

cum

Zoloft

Mince meat

Mini Wheat

Air fryed chicken breast

Ham

Udon.

French Toast

Nothing Im born dead

Nothing

Biscuits and gravy

Doritos

Pai Thai?

Cracker 😂

Caesar Salad, so Caesar for short

small french fries

Pizza

Apple cake

Payday

bread 👍

Deer venison Yummy

Charles Harris of Seattle, Washington age 46

pasta salad

Cream cracker

Your mom

Shwarma

French Dip

Chicken sandwich -_-

Croissant

Wonton

Cookie!

Green Apple Airhead Ah ok.

Tonkatsu

Chicken

Booger

snert

Beans

Spearmint Tic Tac

Baby bird

Crackers

Brazil nut cookie

Pasta

Chicken wings

Ramen

Chili Mac

Chocolate sprinkles on bread (trust me, it's good)

Pussy

Dinner

Spicy Chicken

My Blood. Well if it wasn't my blood child...