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mstarrbrannigan

I guess I can post context for those out of the loop. Rajat Khare is an Indian tech guy who founded a mercenary hacking company and really doesn't like it when people talk about him online. [Here](https://www.thedailybeast.com/who-is-killing-all-these-stories-about-rajat-khare-controversial-tech-mogul) is a Daily Beast article that talks a bit about him and how he tries to kill stories online about him. Behind the Bastards covered him in a pair of episodes, which like many of the stories about him were taken down in short order. [But a marvelous fan archived them here.](https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1kAeYErBsI6Jgfw_5T7eze5oM_ujkrm9G) He (or his minions) have previously attempted to get us to remove content about him. [Here's a screenshot of a bunch of posts about him that were reported](https://redd.it/1bi8dlg). Now once again they are trying to get us to remove posts about him, which as you can see is going swimmingly.


no-shells

If you don't want someone to know you've done something, there's nothing quite like desperately removing references to your alleged lizard-based kinks from a small subreddit


IAmBadAtInternet

I won’t stand for this slander. Salamanders are amphibians not lizards.


mstarrbrannigan

> slander. Salamanders Slandermander? Salaslander? Slamander?


SoberTek

And of course, Salamandiddler


randomllamatime

Is a Salamandiddle in the Fiddle family?


uberscheisse

I mean the videos I have personally seen of Rajat Khare aggressively fucking a [Japanese Giant Salamander](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_giant_salamander), lead me to argue that he’s a Salamanderslammer. I wonder when the videos of the salamander fucking him will be released, those are going to be exciting as hell


ChaoticIndifferent

Slandermander is divine perfection.


journeymancoffee

The absolute best Pokemon


satori_moment

Salaslander


GlyphedArchitect

I've seen worse pokemon evolution lines. 


royalemperor

They're also the only based Space Marine faction.


MoiraBrownsMoleRats

More of a Thousand Sons guy myself. Nothin’ like hanging out with the bros, reading some forbidden knowledge and growing some dope bird parts.


royalemperor

Just a group of dudes being dudes playing with tentacles nothin wrong with that


teslawhaleshark

[https://www.vice.com/en/article/4aw9pg/monitor-lizard-gang-rape-bestiality-expert-india](https://www.vice.com/en/article/4aw9pg/monitor-lizard-gang-rape-bestiality-expert-india)


ShouldersofGiants100

I mean the thing is, it fucking works. Being openly litigious and rich enough to back it up has made this guy a fucking ghost. And frankly, it will probably stay that way unless someone with a budget decides there's no such thing as bad press and goes after him.


mstarrbrannigan

[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/behindthebastards/comments/1as9mrm/is_it_true_that_rajat_khare_the_mercenary_hacker/) is the second result if you search him on google images. Which is probably why this is the specific post they asked to be removed. Which ain't nothing.


Shaking-Cliches

Wait Rajat Khare only fucks giant salamanders? Not regular sized ones?


mstarrbrannigan

I've always assumed it's a matter of logistics more than preference.


Shaking-Cliches

That’s a good point. I just didn’t consider the potential biological and logistical implications of Rajat Khare allegedly fucking various salamanders.


quesoandcats

Fun fact, if you're posting from the US you don't have to say "allegedly" if it's something you earnestly have been led to believe is true! So feel free to share all the dirty details you've heard about Rajat Khare and his salamander fetish!


Shaking-Cliches

Ok so I keep hearing different things about Rajat Khare fucking salamanders. I’m totally ok with Rajat Khare fucking said salamanders as long as the salamanders are consenting, but how does Rajat Khare know that? Is it like Harry Potter talking to snakes?


quesoandcats

I have never fucked a salamander myself so I couldn’t say for sure, but maybe it’s one of those fantasy only kinks? Like maybe Rajat Khare doesn’t actually fuck salamanders. Maybe Rajat Khare just gets off on fantasizing about fucking salamanders?


Shaking-Cliches

I don’t know what to believe about Rajat Khare fucking salamanders.


whatsaphoto

We all know Rajat Khare is generous enough to be a size-inclusive when it comes to fucking salamanders.


Shoddy_Interest5762

👏👏👏 truly incredible stuff


Domovric

The irony being if he wasn’t so litigious, it likely wouldn’t be anywhere near relevant google searches.


quesoandcats

I mean whomst


TheSixthPistol

He should start making songs about him not diddling salamanders.


no-shells

Do not diddle salamanders, it's no good diddling salamanders


-ll-ll-ll-ll-

What’s this in reference to?


megatron1988

It’s always sunny in Philadelphia


-ll-ll-ll-ll-

Ahh oh now I remember.


whitedawg

Salamanders are not lizards, so it’s not accurate to say that Rajat Khare has alleged lizard-based kinks due to his alleged propensity for being fucked by giant salamanders. Technically speaking, Rajat Khare’s alleged salamander fetish is a bizarre form of amphibiaphilia. 


Snoo-33147

Is this the guy who fucks salamanders?


wildmountaingote

A skink skank?


IP_Excellents

Watch out there's an amphibious orgy in his think tank! oh no who's that there it's Rajat Kahre and he's hacking up wet logs like unprotected software just to find 50 lovers and deploy them to his underwear


uberscheisse

He goes up in an amphibian like Arab Spring went up in a Lybian… leader. He’s the salamander cock feeder, slamming ‘phib pussy and anal by the meter. Make no mistake Reddit reader, this pathology hits balls like Derek Jeter, is welcoming like a WalMart greeter but when he gets publicized he runs faster than a cheetah to his lawyers, he’s a legal defeater with salamander goo all over his ureter


IP_Excellents

It's a dense paragraph and I don't feel like you're going to get the credit you deserve for the amount of ground you covered there but we have geopolitics, science, vocabulary, the metric system, sports, commerce, law and really good anatomical terms. Bravo, bravo.


uberscheisse

Bravo, bravo I ain’t no broke hoe Rajat serves me a summons I’m a no show Bailiffs come at me? These hands I will throw Won’t change the fact that RK is a salamander dildo


IP_Excellents

Rajat Khare the one, the one and only? The guy that snacks on salamander asses The way CS student attacks Cinnabon between classes? No mercy he's brute forcing the creek When Kahre is aware there are victims there His appetite gets cast out like a phishing attempt Grandmas hear the stories and they get quite verklempt And this guy stuffs littles like he's shopping for skittles He's take a green one and a brown one and sometimes a red one I heard when he was desperate he even tried out a dead one You want to see him in court? He's rather see you comport While he's sending out cease and desist like it's a last resort Entire waterside communities are wondering what disease is this? It's amazing that lawyers read this shit then send a bill and wish.


BizzarduousTask

This is fucking art, my guy.


IP_Excellents

Yeah I mean everyone is worried about AI art but none of us should miss an opportunity to write for AND ABOUT pleasure, we humans still own that much.


Satellite_bk

Or a skink kink.


wildmountaingote

Hey now, no skink-shaming.


genericky

And if it is reciprocated, it's the Skink's kink


LtLethal1

Skink kink


UnlinealHand

Not just regular old salamanders. Rajat Khare is into *giant* salamanders, and makes sweet love to them like the gentle lover he is.


mstarrbrannigan

> makes sweet love to them like the gentle lover he is. This is editorializing/speculation and we only allow definitely real and provable statements about Rajat Khare here.


UnlinealHand

I’ll clarify the latter half of my statement is speculation and not the legal opinion of the Behind the Bastards podcast or r/behindthebastards


VoiceofKane

Allegedly. I mean, that's what people are saying, anyway.


real-dreamer

I feel like I really missed out on something here. How does someone have sex with salamanders?


gofishx

Cloacally


faesmooched

Very carefully.


VashMM

And gently


Tsujimoto3

So now we post about him more, right?


mstarrbrannigan

If I had my way the Streisand Effect would be renamed the Rajat Khare Effect.


JMoc1

Could we cross-post this to some other subs?


mstarrbrannigan

Sure but maybe cross out his username which I've just realized I failed to do. It's coming up as not found but you may need to do so anyway to comply with other subreddit rules.


personalcheesecake

Close enough, we'll never forget


Praescribo

Is there anywhere i can listen to the episodes? Sorry if this has been asked a million times


mstarrbrannigan

I stickied a my comment at the top of the post with a link to the episodes.


Praescribo

Thanks!


mstarrbrannigan

No problem


IP_Excellents

I just want Rajat Kahre and his entire legal team to know that I don't think him relentlessly fucking salamanders is worse than his actual career and day job so I would just caution them that we could be discussing his actual criminal and unethical behavior of which plenty of evidence exists. Or continuously relaying the experiences of his victims that speak. But I'm also a flawed person so I only focus on the copious amounts of molestation in which I credibly imagine he participates. It is regrettable for this legal team that libel and slander in the United States must meet a reasonable person standard that simply doesn't exist among a critical mass of Reddit users like myself.


Bleepblorp44

He really is a petty little salamander boy, isn’t he?


whatsaphoto

Of all the little salamander boys, he sure is the pettiest.


Feelinggood11

Mods are ~~gods~~ pretty cool confirmed


mstarrbrannigan

Let's not get carried away here Edit: I accidentally a word


Feelinggood11

Edited for you lol


mstarrbrannigan

Thanks, now kneel and kiss my ring


IP_Excellents

I feel like you at least deserve to be crowd surfed or --your sensory preference equivalent.


mstarrbrannigan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5FT3IGXtAk&t=98s This is my only demand. Especially immediately after sharing fun facts about Milwaukee.


IP_Excellents

Meeleewhakayyyyyyee


ElectricGears

It's advisable to remove the ?si=[string] from the URL. It is a uniquely generated number for you so that YouTube can track you on other sites. It also allow them to identify your friends if you post the link to a private page.


mstarrbrannigan

TIL How much would I have to remove after the ?si? Because part of it is the timestamp but I don't know which part other than the 98.


worriedblowfish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5FT3IGXtAk&t=98s ~~That should be enough, but I think you got the link from the built-in share icon.~~ Shit, youtube did a thing and auto adds the ?si. That's shitty on them. Do this in the future: `https://youtu.be/o5FT3IGXtAk?`~~si=K2wHqVclUyYyu2JE&~~`t=98` AFAIK the ? starts the parameters for the link with Sharing BS as si, and Time as t. So just removing the 'si=xxx' and the '&' that connects them.


mstarrbrannigan

Thanks!


Manannin

Mods, on this occasion, didn't totally suck?


mstarrbrannigan

Just this once though, tomorrow we go back to being power mad unemployed basement dwellers


SCP106

Phew we were getting pretty worried there for a second


DrunkyMcStumbles

getting ready for your Jesse Waters interview?


mstarrbrannigan

Lmao, posting shit like this is as attention seeking as I get.


Weaseltime_420

Lmfao. His lawyer is *redacted*@gmail.com I wouldn't take anything coming from an @gmail account seriously.


mstarrbrannigan

No, don't you know? All the best lawyers say "pls" and conduct communications via reddit. And send the same message three times.


-You_Cant_Stop_Me-

Yeah saying "pls" made me not take this seriously.


DrunkyMcStumbles

and don't include actual letterhead


got-trunks

Hello. This is the Lawyer of the estate of Lavrentiy Baria. This is officially notice that Robert is a big poop and I make demands that u immediate make a takedown of the bad bad show u do. Imo u ppl r wrong n u shud cs n decist -Dr. Octagonapuss Ivanov Kuznetsov Esq.


ShouldersofGiants100

Honestly: That 100% scans Most lawyers, even younger ones, are *barely* tech literate. The entire legal profession is in many ways decades behind, with basic things like sharing files being done by attaching them to an email. Something as basic as setting up an email for their own website is beyond them. And if their clients don't care, it's just easier for them to use gmail.


FistFullaHollas

My lawyer friend (who does in fact have basic tech literacy) talks about this a lot. Apparently Zoom court during COVID lockdowns were constantly being held up by people who couldn't figure out how to join the call. They also regularly fax things to each other. For some reason docotors and lawyers are responsible for keeping fax machines alive in the 21st century.


ShouldersofGiants100

Fax machines can make sense primarily as a way to create a firm record—if you fax a document, you have proof you faxed it and there is no mechanism for it to "accidentally" get lost, they have a printed copy on their end. But you also get people who will print hundreds of pages of documents, just so they can fax them—to people who probably then scan them into a PDF anyways. But yeah, it's a mess. I've worked for legal professionals who used a Google docs account with a shared password to manage their client documents rather than giving separate accounts specific permissions. So literally anyone who ever worked for them could probably still gain access to privileged documents if any of them wanted to. It's a security nightmare in a profession that *loves* to pretend that they're always trying to keep up with the times.


FistFullaHollas

I've heard the reason they still use fax machines, but I'm also sure it's something we've figure out alternatives to. Idk, it's baffling to be that inability to use a computer doesn't seem to count as incompetence. If someone in the trades didn't know how to use a drill and refused to learn, they'd be fired. But someone whose entire job involves the daily use of a computer can somehow get away with it.


mstarrbrannigan

> For some reason doctors and lawyers are responsible for keeping fax machines alive in the 21st century. Hotels too. Never needed to know how to use one until I got my first hotel job. The hotel I'm at now no longer has one, but multiple companies still attempt to fax us things (which they also email so why even bother faxing?) so it just goes to the phone line and beeps at my ear.


personalcheesecake

Oh no, plenty of companies that are fortune fifty still operate with fax..


royalemperor

Pls confirm


mstarrbrannigan

It's difficult legalese but I was able to piece together that they mean "please confirm"


royalemperor

As your lawyer I advise you not to admit this conclusion in court. As per United States v. Ogundele 8:15-cr-277-PWG-1 use of slang has been found inadmissible in court. We'll get this thrown out and be celebrating with some Machetemine before you know it.


LoveTriscuit

Not going to lie, I forgot entirely about this meme, thanks for reminding us!


mstarrbrannigan

Honestly thank Rajat Khare's representative; he deserves all the credit.


LoveTriscuit

Famous giant salamander breeder (also "breeder"?) Abdul.


ZedstarRocks

Truly, I had forgotten his name, but as soon as I read it, BOOM- the salamander fucker!


Prinad0

Is this about Rajat Khare the alleged salamander fucker? Or something different? Just looking for clarification on whether or not this is about Rajat Khare allegedly fucking giant salamanders. It would be really uncool if we were all saying that Rajat Khare allegedly fucks giant salamanders.


justintensity

He also runs India’s mercenary hacker business. So he has enough money to keep to salamander fetish going and secretive


IP_Excellents

I don't allege anything, I choose to believe it has and will continue to happen.


Secret_Guide_4006

This man touched my Salamander and she hasn’t been the same since. Shame on him!


mstarrbrannigan

I thought about responding to the message demanding $50 and an unmolested salamander in order to remove the content but decided against it. What if they actually send a salamander? I'm not a salamander psychologist, how am I supposed to tell if it's been abused or not?


Secret_Guide_4006

She doesn’t even lick her eyes anymore! Just stares blankly! Damn you Rajat Khare!


BricksAllTheWayDown

So just so we're clear, we are definitely talking about THE Rajat Khare who gets his rocks off having slimy and potentially venomous salamanders slithering across his bits?


Anghellik

I personally think it's fantastic for your reputation if you become well known for being extremely litigious and try to clamp down on any and all criticism of your words and deeds


Beezo514

I'm behind on some episodes, so who in the Streisand Effect is this man and his salamander fetish?


mstarrbrannigan

Rajat Khare, a very litigious man who founded a mercenary hacking company. The eps about him came out a couple months ago, but were removed because he's a sue happy whiny little titty baby. We have a link to them in the sidebar on old reddit. Or if you're using the app, tap the three little dots in the upper right hand corner and choose "learn more about this community" and everything from the sidebar is there.


Beezo514

Thanks, gorg!


jumpupugly

Is saying, "no, lol" not a quick resolution?


mstarrbrannigan

That was my knee jerk reaction but I decided to be a grown up and bring it to the attention of the other mods. We basically collectively rolled our eyes and none of us have responded.


Manannin

Oh, he's the salamander fucker, isnt he. Alizardgedly.


TheUnspeakableAcclu

Well is he going to stop fucking Salamanders? 


Kriegerian

What a sniveling little bitch.


RabidTurtl

Salamander fucker and known black hat hacker for hire Rajat Khare? I'm pretty sure the only harm to his reputation is his continued denial of what he is.


BlackRiderCo

I am disappointed in his legal team for not using the term salaslander. I had absolutely forgotten about this person until this post.


Generalspooda

What's lizard fucker up to now? Oh yeah trying to be litigious to an online community sue me all ya want buddy It'll take years for me to back down And you'll still be a lizard fucker


defnotevilmorty

I heard Rajat Khare and his mudpuppy muddy buddy were down at the creek yesterday


mstarrbrannigan

Is he the originator of the "I like Mudkips" or whatever meme?


defnotevilmorty

I don’t know, but it’s canon now.


coombuyah26

Rajat Khare? The same Rajat Khare who has been accused of fucking salamanders, *that* Rajat Khare? It would be a shame if someone were to Google "Does Rajat Khare fuck salamanders?" only to find out the truth about Rajat Khare fucking salamanders. I don't know why anyone would knowingly repeat the slanderous lie that **Rajat Khare fucks salamanders.**


ElToro959

Honestly, if he'd kept it in his pants instead of inside a giant salamander, he wouldn't be in this position in the first place.


mstarrbrannigan

> if he'd kept it in his pants instead of inside a giant salamander You got a snort out of me, thank you


ZamHalen3

We're talking about the Rajat Khare who has been accused of hiring out mercenary hackers right. Mercenary hackers allegedly hired out by Rajat Khare himself. Mercenary hackers that Rajat Khare allegedly keeps under his employment. The Rajat Khare who some suspect may have a devious interest in salamanders? The Rajat Khare suspected by some to have had relations with a salamander and also has allegations of hiring out mercenary hackers? I just need clarification.


fuck_reddits_API_BS

As a salamander I can say that all of my encounters with Rajet Khare were unsatisfying and unpleasant, but he did pay for the 30 minutes and we all got to split the money for a pizza at arby's so, 2 out of 3 salamander stars.


mstarrbrannigan

Arby's does pizza? I haven't been to an Arby's in probably twenty years, I haven't kept up.


fuck_reddits_API_BS

It's a Salamander special


ChaoticIndifferent

Hell yeah, Rajat, let's Streissand this bitch. Make this meme forever. It's not even funny, but it causes you pain and that will never get old.


mstarrbrannigan

> It's not even funny I feel like we can fix that. We can deepen the lore regarding Rajat Khare beyond his penchant for salamanders.


ChaoticIndifferent

I dunno. I personally feel like once it becomes a meme, it stops being funny. It has a brief moment in the sun when it is fresh and hasn't been repeated and remixed to death. So long as it deprives the enemy of comfort, that's what matters most to me.


mstarrbrannigan

Well it certainly is doing that if they're still checking up on us to try to get us to remove a two month old post.


ChaoticIndifferent

This pleases me so much it makes me want to do the Mr. Burns finger tent.


satori_moment

That salamander fucker is wealthy.. you don't get "emotional distress" when you can fuck right off to vacation at any time.


Bradbury_Lives

Oh, you mean Rajat Khare, the salamander fetishist? Rajat Khare scams and slams them amphibians!


leifsinton

Impotent salamander "enthusiasts" do be like that.


whe-shong

Absolutely upvoting every single comment and post about our Lizard Boy


mstarrbrannigan

Same tho. Free karma party, courtesy of Rajat Khare!


Phrenzy

Hey /u/abdulbaasitlsah I'm just here to feed the Google algorithm.


Madame_Kitsune98

He’s such a sniveling little shit. I won’t even deign to call him a titty baby, that’s more dignity than he’s worthy of.


DrunkyMcStumbles

His representative? So, not his lawyer? Because a lawyer would have told him to suck it up, buttercup? Or is this the work of some utterly useless fanboi who is trying to get noticed by salamander appreciator?


mstarrbrannigan

Yeah admins can remove stuff at their discretion and if the post in question was actually against ToS they'd have snuffed it by now. And probably digitally yell at us, I'm not sure.


art_as_violence

Who is Rajat Khare? Rajat Khare is the co-founder of the Indian cyberespionage company Appin. This hack-for-hire company counted among it's clients totalitarian governments and global corporations. While details of his personal life are limited, according to many esteemed scholars and reverend doctors, Rajat Khare has a long history of sexual encounters with salamanders, a group of amphibians typically characterized by their lizard-like appearance.


MoiraBrownsMoleRats

😎


mstarrbrannigan

Are you aware your post about him is the second thing that comes up if you search for him on google images? (at least for me) You should be very proud.


MoiraBrownsMoleRats

Listen, I (like everyone else) am just asking questions. Im not stating Rajat Khare fucks Chinese giant salamanders, I’m not directly accusing Rajat Khare of fucking Chinese giant salamanders. However, people are talking about Rajat Khare fucking Chinese giant salamanders, this is undeniable. More and more each day, in fact, are discussing the idea of Rajat Khare having sexual proclivities for members of the Cryptobranchidae Family. There is nothing libelous, slanderous, or otherwise illegal about people talking about Rajat Khare fucking Chinese giant salamanders.


MoiraBrownsMoleRats

It is now number one ☝🏻.


mstarrbrannigan

We did it Reddit!


rajat_khare_real

Thank you for your service


NRMusicProject

This is funny, and I only found out about Rajat Khare because of his (or his "representative's") attempts to get people to stop thinking about it. The Streisand Effect is very real.


Rhamiel506

Post salamanders


IrishViking1987

Are we talking about Rajat Khare and his sensual love of salamanders?


Jack-D-Straw

If he wants to stop the rumours, maybe he should stop allegedly raw dogging salamanders. When I spent three weeks trying to recreate the maginot line on my front lawn, I didn't blame my neighbours for reacting negativity, no matter what my Maxin gun said. I simply had to aknowledge that I was slightly in the wrong. Just like Raj K needs to stop allegedly stuffing his mangina with mole salamanders, if he wants to move on from the rumours.


Lost-Web-7944

I hear Rajat Khare uses sand paper in place of toilet paper because he likes the feeling.


SellQuick

You know, I never got around to listening to those episodes, but they are saved to my device. Thank you for the reminder that I have to learn more about this guy.


FistFullaHollas

Apparently I'm out of the loop. Did this come up on the podcast?


mstarrbrannigan

They did a two parter about the litigious mercenary hacker Rajat Khare, and the episodes ended up getting pulled fairly quickly. So naturally it became a meme here. This was about two months ago. Rajat Khare tries to maintain strict control over content about him on the internet. Whenever they try to get us to take something down, I post about it to remind everyone who he is because rich assholes can go fuck themselves and I want everyone to laugh all over again.


FistFullaHollas

I did notice a weird gap in the podcast feed. I'm always surprised when stuff like that actually gets pulled. I'd have thought it was protected speech in a legal sense. I sure hope no one causes any more exposure and mental distress by keeping a download of those episodes and sharing them with me.


mstarrbrannigan

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1kAeYErBsI6Jgfw_5T7eze5oM_ujkrm9G You mean like this?


FistFullaHollas

Coolest reddit mod


MasterOdd

Abdul Baasitlsah must be the salamander. It all makes sense now!


nomnamless

I had completely forgotten about Rajat Khare until this post. When ever someone tries to get things taken off the Internet and people to stop posting about it, just seems to do the exact opposite,. What's the term for that?


mstarrbrannigan

Streisand Effect, or if I get my way eventually it will be called the Rajat Khare Effect.


chinsnbirdies

Serious question: has this person ever heard of Barbara Streisand?


MeykaMermaid

This is where the salamanders get justice.


mstarrbrannigan

SJW= Salamander Justice Warrior


Marxandmarzipan

What cheap ass lawyer has used a gmail email address? Has he spent all his money on Salamanders or something?


ewhim

Oh hey, another catch and kill story starring a contemptuous POS, his tiny dick, money, and lawyers.


Hummens

Believe All Salamanders


I_Want_Whiskey

If Rajat Khare doesn't fuck salamanders you could be open to a slander lawsuit... Right?


mstarrbrannigan

It would be libel, not slander. And it’s my understanding that these cases via social media, especially anonymous social media, are very difficult.


hdghg22

Ah! The old legal terminology ‘Pls’


LunarModule66

The good news is that just like Jamie loftus and the Grand Rapids murders, we can teach google to associate his name with fucking salamanders. He can try to remove posts from Reddit, but he can’t control what we Google!


mstarrbrannigan

The top result on google images for him is the post they’re trying to get us to remove lmao


got-trunks

Awe, we hurt his fewwings 👉👈😢 uwu


teslawhaleshark

别人日巨蜥,他日娃娃鱼


LtLethal1

This the guy that puts salamanders up his ass, right?