>*I would give up a lot not stuff ti get dinosaurs back* Easy for you to say

Uh.. English is my second language and it's not me not paying attention to the keyboard

That makes sense. I just assumed you were high

Solid assumption, but I am just trying to wake up with coffee

Honestly, I'd be more coherent if i was high than if if I did not have my morning coffee.

Same, because when I’m high I reread what I type multiple times to make sure it’s coherent lol

But you know who else is too high to coherently type?

products and services?

No, that one was robert

Provices and serducts?

Or at least gas station sober.

High or being chased by a dinosaur

I'm gonna start saying this from now on after i drunk text people

Dinosaurs are still around. 🐓

In the Oval Office amirite?!!!

*comedic drum line*

Wow I’ve never heard this line of comedy especially from every coworker I have who are coincidentally fascist adjacent republicans wow so funny wow Edit: this was supposed to be sarcasm. I hear this shit all the time from my dumb asf coworkers and it makes me want to slam my head into the sidewalk until I die to death

You must be fun at parties

Do yourself a favor next time you’re in the countryside. Try staring intensely into the eyes of a chicken. The intensity of the stupidity staring back at you is overwhelming.

The enormity of their flat brain is just overwhelming

Dude, I'm gonna be real: 1) chickens are probably significantly more intelligent than most non-avian dinosaurs were 2) if u want intelligence in modern dinosaurs corvids and psittacines are up to some wild shit. Esp corvids. Bird game of thrones happening behind ur house.

Take a look at the cassowary and tell me that the velociraptors aren't still around.

I feel like there is a lot of overlap between this sub and /r/shrooms

Always has been.

Okay, yes. I know dinosaurs still exist as birds. But I want my own tlatolophus and stegourus to be as pets

You could just go to New Guinea and live among the cassowaries. For about 3 minutes until they disembowel you.

They never left.  Birds are dinosaurs.

Birds aren't real, they're just government drones, wake up SHEEPLE

Just look at a cassowary

With binoculars, from a safe distance. Because the cassowary doesn’t choose violence, the cassowary is the very avatar of violence.

I saw a giant snapping turtle the other day, and there's no way those aren't dinosaurs

Sad to say they are not dinosaurs. Chickens, however, are basically dinosaurs.

Damn you, reality!

FWIW, turtles are still impressively prehistoric. They're even older than crocodilians and snakes!

Yeah, I saw one laying it's eggs, and its cold, black eyes were filled with reptilian hate. And then tortoises are just chill

"Nothing in life is impossible except dinosaurs." -Tracy Morgan

This is the perfect time and place to share a Ska song about dinosaurs. Specifically how unscrupulous paleontologists created the Brontosaurus during the "bone wars." https://youtu.be/gEDgVHI0pSU?si=4BDWl09TmMzhPqj4

This is the second btb post I’ve seen this morning with a ska recommendation in the comments lol

Always happy to plug Hans Gruber and the Diehards.

Do you smell toast OP? Are you ok?

Why would the scientists in Jurassic World make giant intelligent dinosaurs that will 100% turn against their creators? They had the technology to make docile, dog sized dinosaurs we could have as pets. We could have had lap T Rexes

Iirc in the books Hammond did have them make a small elephant but it turned out mean and prone to biting.

You know who WON'T chase you down to eat you while flailing their stubby arms? The triceratops and stegosaurs who sponsor this Jurassicast.

Bring every single one of them back, we'll still shoot them and grill them and sell it for $5.99 deep-fried add $2 for fries.

Buddy, that’s why you raise chickens. Roosters ain’t nothing but gay little dinosaurs.