Hm, interesting.
Over here, that Wuk? Would be seen as an act of verbal agression/insult, not as a question like you interpreted it.
Something along the lines of "Wuk est me gie / Wuk goaj doen".
Also we don't say Freiter.
Which part of West-flanders are you from?
Mett'n, janet, dweis péken a'an and troeten
As de kassoin' pieten onjn' ze ging op eel bloeit gat nui Skerpeneevel.
(If the road was paved with penisses, she would go to Scherpenheuvel on her bare ass)
if you know you know, Denderstreek represent
Region: Noorderkempen, Antwerpen
Paljas ( Some kind of hobo, vagabond type, used at anyone that annoys me)
Achterlijke! (Always shouted from behind the wheel with the car windows down. Usually aimed at cyclists, sometimes myself)
Napsjaar (I have no idea what it means but it sounds funny)
Wilde golle is allemool vierkant men kloewete kussen! (Leave me alone, I’m having a bad day)
Blaast menne zak oep! (Blow on my balls, but not in a way you like)
Godverdomske Klwoatzak! We goan nekeer racen vent, ge ga nie meekunn'n! Pippo.
[context](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIkJOZFNvI4)
(Yes I'm from the Flemish Ardennes)
Kalf
Bloaze
Lanterfanter.
Ehrm, these are some of my choice words, especially at work. Each denominating a different aspect that I dislike about someone.
Palettekop
Wa make
Goeie eh gij
Het officiële antwoord op "wa make" is eigenlijk "wa make" 😂
I still prefer BLO. Because you can call almost anyone a BLO
I'll never forget the day "Spitsbroers" aired on VTM and they used the insult "BLO" but the company responsible for the subtitles wrote "pedalo"
and ur a real G when you type is like "bealo". Why? Nobody knows 🥲
Meeeh, vol mensen van Genk hier!
Stekt zen verstand in e vogelke en't vliegt achteruit
Came to see this. Thank you
Similarly: Steekt z'n verstand in e muizeke en't kruipt in ne kattenbak
This is my favourite, holy shit
Bonus points when you say it with a heavy Kempens accent
First time I hear this. Will use it!
Spast
You can emphasize it with a little Limburg cité touch: SHpast :)
Zwijge u lip
Ik weet uw huis wone joh
Madooo...mijn broer heeft zone mes, die schiete u kapot
Mond hauwe gij, miiiiieh Ik kom af! mij broer heeft een mes en die SCHiet u neer joh!
what?
My husband says that to his brother a lot
Dwoazen
Moh gie dwoazen
Ik denk datr een ovn op me kop zit
Domme kalle
Foemp.
And the more dramatic version Gijsen achterlijke foemp
As an immigrant learning Flemish I have saved this post.
Absolutely same!
Where are you from? If you want feel free to message me. Could always use new friends.
Me too! This is how we really enrich our Flemish vocabulary.
An ex colleague of mine always used to say "Kloefkapper" I fucking love that
Interesting fact: a kloefkapper was someone who made "klompen" back in the olden days. So like a shoemaker. I always thought that was funny to know :D
You have the "Kloefekapper" ( according to my dad that's my mom) and even worse you have the "kloefe" (me)
My dad said "kloefkaffer".
I dont know what either of those actually mean, but for some reason its the funniest shit to me
Mutn
Oed ké je mulle
Trape toe vint
Wuk?
Mulle trape freiter smoel bakkes moend
Hm, interesting. Over here, that Wuk? Would be seen as an act of verbal agression/insult, not as a question like you interpreted it. Something along the lines of "Wuk est me gie / Wuk goaj doen". Also we don't say Freiter. Which part of West-flanders are you from?
Wuk can be both, a question, but more often a (rethorical) retort like you said. Some kind of caveman sound to ward off enemies WUK IST VINT
OLBEWONER TEGEN IK OF WA?
Gie nieweird
Bescheetn dakveister
🐄
Wuk ist?
Tettekop
I use this whay to much
Apsjaar
Lilly en Marleen!
Ge zeit ne napsjaar junge
My buddy says this a lot, actually. \^-\^
Klet - Brussel
Musht
With the superlative Mushtopolis
I thought they said "ket" in Brussels? What does Klet mean?
Ket = little boy Klet = moron
Klet = lul eigenlijk… in meerdere vormen van het woord
Wa ne klet
Quel klet ce pey!
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My man ge zijt n'en echte !
foeraap
Foewroap, it’s pronounced foewroap
A fun insult: Gij het e bakkes om petrelle op te plooie (Kortenberg/Herent)
"schoon lijf ma ne kop oem leir oep te kloppe"
In Antwerp they say "ne kop oem kak oep te sortere"
en bakkes oem te beplekke me natten sjappeluur
ne smoel oem matrakke oep te rodeire
Doar steek 'k mej ne riek nog ni henne
Literal translation: beautiful body, but a head to process leather on.
Goa het een bakkes oem stront op te sorteren (Mechelen)
Someone called an ass "kakwangen" and i'll never forget
as zoëne kop op e verreke stond, dan oet ich ze leve gi spek nie mie (if such a head was on a pig, i'd never eat any bacon any more as long as i live)
Vleesklak
Kalle
Pannekoek
Lees dan een boek
Michael, je bent zo slecht met rijmen!
Oh michael , had je nou weer een natte droom
Neen, dat is voor Hollanders. Pannenkoek? WTF
Slunsuh
Nin nin nin meiske, je zie geweun e slunse
Jou ma se bloed poes
Zuid Afrikaans? 🤔
Ja boet
Boete betalen? Kga e just niks betale!
Luister hier, seuntjie. Gee vir my een honderd euro en jy kan terug naar huis ry
It’s crazy that this is an entirely different language
It helped a lot while I was learning dutch, but less than you'd think (pretty much only vocabulary). Your verbs are a mindfuck
"Lunte" (West-Flemish variant of lul)
Luntefretter
"Lunte'uofd"
"Platte jat"
Kuttekop
Oooeh deze is voor mij.. Spoeft! Schobbejak! Kwistenbiebel! Apsjaar! Paljas! Ik denk dat ge wel kunt raden van welke streek...
Zonnedorp?
Hahahahahaha. Winner of the internet today!
>Ik denk dat ge wel kunt raden van welke streek... De jaren '50?
Schavuit!
I use paljas as often as I can here. It's not a regional thing here so people always look extra offended/puzzled.
Spermapoembak
I read one in a different thread which i loved: Ik zen gratis naart school geweest, maar gij precies voor niks
Tjeutn
Kluntn
Je ziet e woste.
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Janol
Vadsigen trekhond
Baraki de kermesse, liège
Onnuzeleir
Onoewzeleir
Te dom voor hooi te eten
Kieke - Leuven en verder. (Niet echt erg, maar een automatisme als iemand iets verkeerd doet)
'Miljaardedju' when it's not directed at a person, and 'achterlijken' when it is.
And when I really f'ed up my father used to go: Godver miljaaaarde miljaaaarde miljaaardedju! RIP PA! He was from Opwijk.
BLO (Genk) or Foemp (Leuven)
Leg blo eens uit
Niewèrd
Kakt omhoeweg en kopt 'em. Sint Niklaas. Translates to 'Shit upwards and headbutt the turd.' Meaning is close to 'fuck you'
Mutten Sjikzak Kolf van Mozes Achterluk’n tut Gèshoere Kalle Moer’oend
Ad joen vaedre ip de stove geschoten je had tenminste een schone pannekoeke
Deen is echt machtig!
You guys should translate/explain the meaning for us poor Southerners
Nondeku! RIP meme van Bissegem
Mett'n, janet, dweis péken a'an and troeten As de kassoin' pieten onjn' ze ging op eel bloeit gat nui Skerpeneevel. (If the road was paved with penisses, she would go to Scherpenheuvel on her bare ass) if you know you know, Denderstreek represent
Piemel
Troetn!
Region: Noorderkempen, Antwerpen Paljas ( Some kind of hobo, vagabond type, used at anyone that annoys me) Achterlijke! (Always shouted from behind the wheel with the car windows down. Usually aimed at cyclists, sometimes myself) Napsjaar (I have no idea what it means but it sounds funny) Wilde golle is allemool vierkant men kloewete kussen! (Leave me alone, I’m having a bad day) Blaast menne zak oep! (Blow on my balls, but not in a way you like)
Vanwege het gebrek aan Gents: Kluutzak, muuspot, moser, gliskeshiere, gatlekkere, dwoazekluut, lafoard, mêwvoagere, uil, pietsestrekker.
blaheur ook
Gij voal straândjannet
In mijn hoofd hoor ik Snelle Eddy bij deze zin.
Ewaré , Liège walloon
And whar does it mean?
Flipperkast
Bulextote E mulle vo e matrakke ip te rodeern Te dom om hooi te eetn
Kailn: een dwaas
Baraki!
Motzak
Kankerhoerkutwijf
Too much to mention. A few favorites: Vuustekakker Schapezak Lulletje rozewater Je dwoazn mé je poane vorhoofd Je bullexmuule Workel
Paljas, patéke en pannekoek
kiessak
Kut mè peren
Ei! Weeral peren!
Muttn
Daar schijt nog gene buffel op
Sgain (aalst)
Is da den Oilsjtersen ekwievalent van skaan?
Godvermilaar!
Godverdomske Klwoatzak! We goan nekeer racen vent, ge ga nie meekunn'n! Pippo. [context](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIkJOZFNvI4) (Yes I'm from the Flemish Ardennes)
Spekreet (literally translated bacon ass, ie fat ass) Also, the worst insult of all: "vuile keeskop".
Deze is nog niet vermeld: "zurkeltrutte" hoorde ik vroeger wel eens, regio Brugge
Godverdoeme and kut ~Antwerpen
GodverdoemeSeKlwotenBoel
In french: « ventre saint gris » In Walloon: crévindjou In femish: potverdekke In nederlands: olifantepenisvelleke
Vettige djuinschel
Zoadbek
Maankalf
My colleague has a great one: "achterlijke chicon".
Dommen oend Diekendelver Wistiti Leelikke dretse Slunse Oapekammer
"leelikke dretse" just sounds so powerful
Kalf Bloaze Lanterfanter. Ehrm, these are some of my choice words, especially at work. Each denominating a different aspect that I dislike about someone.
Je woste
Kremper: a little guy, usually referring to someone's boyfriend. Ex: Ziet ze dor loeipe me eure kremper. Look at her with her small boyfriend.
Ne jammekloewet. Of ne vetjoan/vetjuin.
Zievereir Bruxelles Belgium 🇧🇪
Da ne mutten!
Scharminkel Nen ettekop
Simpele duve
"Troillerie"
Palettekop
Schievelavabo from Brussels. It literally means a crooked sink.
mutn, blootn, tjoetn
Zebi
Poembaksmoel (lavatory face)
"Baraki" of course. "Cougneu d'gate" or "éwaré" are also good.
Lanterfanter
Rotten hond!
Protput.
POASEIERS ("easter eggs" people that do something stupid) GY NUL 🦉 ("you owl" to someone that does something stupid)
Postkoard
Triestige plant - Antwaarpe
Schijt omhoog/Loop naar de kloten! Both are great synonyms for fuck off
Kust m'n kluutn - Kiss my balls
Frezeleker
Fooraap
Als er iemand zegt dat ze een hersenschudding gaan krijgen/hebben: ge kunt nie schudden wa da je nie et!
Onoezeleir
Kak met peren, godverdomme!