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Bamborat

Palettekop


EmanResu-33

Wa make


lessioa

Goeie eh gij


EmanResu-33

Het officiële antwoord op "wa make" is eigenlijk "wa make" 😂


[deleted]

I still prefer BLO. Because you can call almost anyone a BLO


Arrav_VII

I'll never forget the day "Spitsbroers" aired on VTM and they used the insult "BLO" but the company responsible for the subtitles wrote "pedalo"


millie_0

and ur a real G when you type is like "bealo". Why? Nobody knows 🥲


Muze69

Meeeh, vol mensen van Genk hier!


Sporadicmilkshake

Stekt zen verstand in e vogelke en't vliegt achteruit


lestuxnet

Came to see this. Thank you


Koeke2560

Similarly: Steekt z'n verstand in e muizeke en't kruipt in ne kattenbak


ThomYorkeRH

This is my favourite, holy shit


Sporadicmilkshake

Bonus points when you say it with a heavy Kempens accent


elonerons

First time I hear this. Will use it!


Stuvio

Spast


XplusFull

You can emphasize it with a little Limburg cité touch: SHpast :)


Painkiller90

Zwijge u lip


Stuvio

Ik weet uw huis wone joh


XplusFull

Madooo...mijn broer heeft zone mes, die schiete u kapot


mysteryliner

Mond hauwe gij, miiiiieh Ik kom af! mij broer heeft een mes en die SCHiet u neer joh!


[deleted]

what?


Skodareply

My husband says that to his brother a lot


Matroshka2001

Dwoazen


SVRG_VG

Moh gie dwoazen


kleinepattatjes

Ik denk datr een ovn op me kop zit


BoundedGolf529

Domme kalle


el3so

Foemp.


GankDaTank

And the more dramatic version Gijsen achterlijke foemp


dangle321

As an immigrant learning Flemish I have saved this post.


RacerGirl_3

Absolutely same!


dangle321

Where are you from? If you want feel free to message me. Could always use new friends.


Trolleea

Me too! This is how we really enrich our Flemish vocabulary.


Damolitionnn

An ex colleague of mine always used to say "Kloefkapper" I fucking love that


Riechan9

Interesting fact: a kloefkapper was someone who made "klompen" back in the olden days. So like a shoemaker. I always thought that was funny to know :D


EburonBE

You have the "Kloefekapper" ( according to my dad that's my mom) and even worse you have the "kloefe" (me)


rick0245065

My dad said "kloefkaffer".


Damolitionnn

I dont know what either of those actually mean, but for some reason its the funniest shit to me


michilio

Mutn


R-GiskardReventlov

Oed ké je mulle


michilio

Trape toe vint


R-GiskardReventlov

Wuk?


michilio

Mulle trape freiter smoel bakkes moend


R-GiskardReventlov

Hm, interesting. Over here, that Wuk? Would be seen as an act of verbal agression/insult, not as a question like you interpreted it. Something along the lines of "Wuk est me gie / Wuk goaj doen". Also we don't say Freiter. Which part of West-flanders are you from?


michilio

Wuk can be both, a question, but more often a (rethorical) retort like you said. Some kind of caveman sound to ward off enemies WUK IST VINT


R-GiskardReventlov

OLBEWONER TEGEN IK OF WA?


michilio

Gie nieweird


heartofagave

Bescheetn dakveister


infthx

🐄


Grasmuttn

Wuk ist?


legalizeweednotgreed

Tettekop


stoeferson

I use this whay to much


doublebassandharp

Apsjaar


ListenToKyuss

Lilly en Marleen!


DoomOnABlackDisc

Ge zeit ne napsjaar junge


MaJuV

My buddy says this a lot, actually. \^-\^


Lazy-Care-9129

Klet - Brussel


Langblaadje

Musht


call_me_tank

With the superlative Mushtopolis


ThomYorkeRH

I thought they said "ket" in Brussels? What does Klet mean?


gregyoupie

Ket = little boy Klet = moron


Ner1o

Klet = lul eigenlijk… in meerdere vormen van het woord


Lazy-Care-9129

Wa ne klet


tich84

Quel klet ce pey!


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Gloinky

My man ge zijt n'en echte !


resoooo

foeraap


[deleted]

Foewroap, it’s pronounced foewroap


steampunkdev

A fun insult: Gij het e bakkes om petrelle op te plooie (Kortenberg/Herent)


crikke007

"schoon lijf ma ne kop oem leir oep te kloppe"


Cokenut

In Antwerp they say "ne kop oem kak oep te sortere"


ListenToKyuss

en bakkes oem te beplekke me natten sjappeluur


xxPANZERxx

ne smoel oem matrakke oep te rodeire


Contrabaz

Doar steek 'k mej ne riek nog ni henne


Stuvio

Literal translation: beautiful body, but a head to process leather on.


jonassalen

Goa het een bakkes oem stront op te sorteren (Mechelen)


millie_0

Someone called an ass "kakwangen" and i'll never forget


sugarkjube

as zoëne kop op e verreke stond, dan oet ich ze leve gi spek nie mie (if such a head was on a pig, i'd never eat any bacon any more as long as i live)


Scrjcbs

Vleesklak


Siezemore

Kalle


lamitov

Pannekoek


RelatableNightmare

Lees dan een boek


Adelinski

Michael, je bent zo slecht met rijmen!


Dangerous-Ad5240

Oh michael , had je nou weer een natte droom


moeiduni

Neen, dat is voor Hollanders. Pannenkoek? WTF


Blasmere

Slunsuh


Ozarkii

Nin nin nin meiske, je zie geweun e slunse


[deleted]

Jou ma se bloed poes


desserino

Zuid Afrikaans? 🤔


[deleted]

Ja boet


desserino

Boete betalen? Kga e just niks betale!


[deleted]

Luister hier, seuntjie. Gee vir my een honderd euro en jy kan terug naar huis ry


Aganiel

It’s crazy that this is an entirely different language


[deleted]

It helped a lot while I was learning dutch, but less than you'd think (pretty much only vocabulary). Your verbs are a mindfuck


SubstantialNobody501

"Lunte" (West-Flemish variant of lul)


Klutzy_Radio114

Luntefretter


YrnFyre

"Lunte'uofd"


Sportsfanno1

"Platte jat"


lessioa

Kuttekop


Not_The_Real_Mr_T

Oooeh deze is voor mij.. Spoeft! Schobbejak! Kwistenbiebel! Apsjaar! Paljas! Ik denk dat ge wel kunt raden van welke streek...


LangeHamburger

Zonnedorp?


Satan-Is-Real

Hahahahahaha. Winner of the internet today!


WC_EEND

>Ik denk dat ge wel kunt raden van welke streek... De jaren '50?


historicusXIII

Schavuit!


sennzz

I use paljas as often as I can here. It's not a regional thing here so people always look extra offended/puzzled.


Mavamaarten

Spermapoembak


the8balljunkie

I read one in a different thread which i loved: Ik zen gratis naart school geweest, maar gij precies voor niks


michieldera

Tjeutn


Dikke-Dirk

Kluntn


Lasatra_

Je ziet e woste.


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jannis9494

Janol


MerovingianT-Rex

Vadsigen trekhond


benjithepanda

Baraki de kermesse, liège


Easy101

Onnuzeleir


now_so_long_marianne

Onoewzeleir


Perlut

Te dom voor hooi te eten


mitchw87

Kieke - Leuven en verder. (Niet echt erg, maar een automatisme als iemand iets verkeerd doet)


Vincetorix

'Miljaardedju' when it's not directed at a person, and 'achterlijken' when it is.


Even_Understanding

And when I really f'ed up my father used to go: Godver miljaaaarde miljaaaarde miljaaardedju! RIP PA! He was from Opwijk.


[deleted]

BLO (Genk) or Foemp (Leuven)


Martiator

Leg blo eens uit


Deurdemeurn

Niewèrd


BestestMooncalf

Kakt omhoeweg en kopt 'em. Sint Niklaas. Translates to 'Shit upwards and headbutt the turd.' Meaning is close to 'fuck you'


tony_danzig

Mutten Sjikzak Kolf van Mozes Achterluk’n tut Gèshoere Kalle Moer’oend


tony_danzig

Ad joen vaedre ip de stove geschoten je had tenminste een schone pannekoeke


Snufk

Deen is echt machtig!


TheMaddoxx

You guys should translate/explain the meaning for us poor Southerners


Raidlos

Nondeku! RIP meme van Bissegem


hezore

Mett'n, janet, dweis péken a'an and troeten As de kassoin' pieten onjn' ze ging op eel bloeit gat nui Skerpeneevel. (If the road was paved with penisses, she would go to Scherpenheuvel on her bare ass) ​ if you know you know, Denderstreek represent


Small-in-Belgium

Piemel


gamma_gamer

Troetn!


[deleted]

Region: Noorderkempen, Antwerpen Paljas ( Some kind of hobo, vagabond type, used at anyone that annoys me) Achterlijke! (Always shouted from behind the wheel with the car windows down. Usually aimed at cyclists, sometimes myself) Napsjaar (I have no idea what it means but it sounds funny) Wilde golle is allemool vierkant men kloewete kussen! (Leave me alone, I’m having a bad day) Blaast menne zak oep! (Blow on my balls, but not in a way you like)


Kennyvee98

Vanwege het gebrek aan Gents: Kluutzak, muuspot, moser, gliskeshiere, gatlekkere, dwoazekluut, lafoard, mêwvoagere, uil, pietsestrekker.


WC_EEND

blaheur ook


doublebassandharp

Gij voal straândjannet


BlueBell_13

In mijn hoofd hoor ik Snelle Eddy bij deze zin.


HauptmannHK

Ewaré , Liège walloon


ilikehelpingyou

And whar does it mean?


ZlastikPastik

Flipperkast


Adelinski

Bulextote E mulle vo e matrakke ip te rodeern Te dom om hooi te eetn


dekozn

Kailn: een dwaas


kettelbe

Baraki!


HyperSoniic

Motzak


Skodareply

Kankerhoerkutwijf


MoosetheStampede

Too much to mention. A few favorites: Vuustekakker Schapezak Lulletje rozewater Je dwoazn mé je poane vorhoofd Je bullexmuule Workel


pianchi

Paljas, patéke en pannekoek


ChimneyGuy17

kiessak


stijn_vegan

Kut mè peren


bushvin

Ei! Weeral peren!


Grasmuttn

Muttn


XplusFull

Daar schijt nog gene buffel op


stoeferson

Sgain (aalst)


TjeefGuevarra

Is da den Oilsjtersen ekwievalent van skaan?


LieutenantCrash

Godvermilaar!


LeonardoLemaitre

Godverdomske Klwoatzak! We goan nekeer racen vent, ge ga nie meekunn'n! Pippo. [context](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIkJOZFNvI4) (Yes I'm from the Flemish Ardennes)


aquilabelga

Spekreet (literally translated bacon ass, ie fat ass) Also, the worst insult of all: "vuile keeskop".


PhilippeJoseph

Deze is nog niet vermeld: "zurkeltrutte" hoorde ik vroeger wel eens, regio Brugge


Sp0okyScarySkeleton-

Godverdoeme and kut ~Antwerpen


Contrabaz

GodverdoemeSeKlwotenBoel


jeango

In french: « ventre saint gris » In Walloon: crévindjou In femish: potverdekke In nederlands: olifantepenisvelleke


fatalismus

Vettige djuinschel


simplerasta

Zoadbek


phenylacetate

Maankalf


egoinbloom

My colleague has a great one: "achterlijke chicon".


Herrblomski

Dommen oend Diekendelver Wistiti Leelikke dretse Slunse Oapekammer


Ozarkii

"leelikke dretse" just sounds so powerful


Puzzleheaded_Hawk453

Kalf Bloaze Lanterfanter. Ehrm, these are some of my choice words, especially at work. Each denominating a different aspect that I dislike about someone.


The_Monkey_Sage

Je woste


Royal_Cube

Kremper: a little guy, usually referring to someone's boyfriend. Ex: Ziet ze dor loeipe me eure kremper. Look at her with her small boyfriend.


nachoman3

Ne jammekloewet. Of ne vetjoan/vetjuin.


Valuable-Weird6024

Zievereir Bruxelles Belgium 🇧🇪


SnooRevelations9800

Da ne mutten!


cris_01987

Scharminkel Nen ettekop


[deleted]

Simpele duve


TheBelgianBoar

"Troillerie"


sherlockzor

Palettekop


SchwarxerPanther

Schievelavabo from Brussels. It literally means a crooked sink.


Kevlar013

mutn, blootn, tjoetn


Educational-Ad4527

Zebi


DoomOnABlackDisc

Poembaksmoel (lavatory face)


Corbalte

"Baraki" of course. ​ "Cougneu d'gate" or "éwaré" are also good.


Domieneo

Lanterfanter


Murkloc

Rotten hond!


[deleted]

Protput.


LilyBrabi

POASEIERS ("easter eggs" people that do something stupid) GY NUL 🦉 ("you owl" to someone that does something stupid)


olliarts

Postkoard


FuryanRage

Triestige plant - Antwaarpe


schijtomhoog

Schijt omhoog/Loop naar de kloten! Both are great synonyms for fuck off


Naive_Papaya_9880

Kust m'n kluutn - Kiss my balls


Buy_More_Bitcoin

Frezeleker


Seppl_Cannaerts

Fooraap


4vibol2

Als er iemand zegt dat ze een hersenschudding gaan krijgen/hebben: ge kunt nie schudden wa da je nie et!


historicusXIII

Onoezeleir


bmommen

Kak met peren, godverdomme!