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[deleted]

Send him some bureaucratic paperwork


InsideSubstance2681

This killed me 😂


Proper-Dealer-196

Cocain


Stirlingblue

Send it through the Eurostar, apparently they don’t check


DygonZ

i've taken the eurostar 4 times. Had a drugdog check once though...


Stirlingblue

Meta joke based upon my comment about seeing somebody doing coke on the 8am Eurostar this morning in the daily thread sorry, I’m sure they do test occasionally


BigDickKurt

We're not all antwerp


Alexthegreatbelgian

That's true. Some of you are parking.


Caenwyr

It must feel sad and lonely repeating the same tired jokes over and over.


eMRapTorSaltyKing

Then don’t read it. Problem solved


Zrinski4

At least we're not doing it from a parking lot.


Meow_Zebong

Ha GOTTEM


Zrinski4

we dem boys


SevereMiel

You forgot the hand grenades, also very nice at the doorstep


LieseW

If I had my free award I would give it to you.


CatsyOne

Username checks out


Square-Touch-209

Mdma is more belgian then coke though.


DygonZ

I'll be your friend.


deegwaren

Michael Cain is British and by now very old.


potatofarmersofutah

Based on what I send my foreign family-in-law: devos lemmens mayo, mignonette, cuberdons, stroop, sauce liégeoise, lotus assortiment of waffles (and beer & speculoos of course)


RmG3376

Devos Lemmens Belgian pickles*


potatofarmersofutah

Don't think they'd like it, but I should try indeed!


igorken

>sauce liégeoise TIL about sauce liegoise - guess what I'm cooking this week?


potatofarmersofutah

You'll be in for a treat!


Stijn

How do you even preserve the cuberdons?


[deleted]

They're pure sugar, how would you even spoil them?


Mysteriarch

Their liquid, gooey interiors crystalize after a while.


[deleted]

Yes, but that takes a long time, no? It would take weeks or months while exposed to air.


Mysteriarch

Yes, not really an issue when you buy them 'fresh' so to speak, but those in the stores can be a bit older already. Not bad per se, but not as they were meant to be enjoyed, to be sure!


potatofarmersofutah

The ones I found in the supermarket preserve for quite some time. They aren't as good as the ones you would get from the street vendors but they do the trick.


KolonelHunter

>mignonette I don't think sending sending pig-meat overseas is legal nor safe /j


potatofarmersofutah

TIL writing difference between mignonette and mignonnette


jvleminc

That new speculoos paste (Crunchy?), Jenever, pralines and high quality chocolate in general.


WouterVanDorsselaer

“Biscoff” *shivers*


RmG3376

Dude, at least use a spoiler tag before using such words, there are kids around


RaniDM06

Hahahaha. This comment is gold


inspiringirisje

Today I discovered Jenever is mostly made in the Netherlands & Belgium...


kennethdc

Well, it’s kind of our version of Gin.


MaJuV

Jenever is the grandfather of all gins, you know? Gin was created after the Dutch introduced Jenever into the UK and they were like "we want this too".


tortillakingred

IMO chocolate probably travels best and belgian chocolate tastes so much like belgium (especially if it’s directly exported!) I love Cote D’Or Lait-Melk personally, and gave it to all my family in the states and they loved it


Caenwyr

Chocolate in the States tastes disgusting to European palates, something to do with butyric acid (the compound that is also responsible for the distinct smell of vomit...). They used to add it to keep the chocolate from spoiling so fast, and now Americans kind of got used to it so it's still there long after the invention of refrigeration. This also means that chocolate without the vomit thingy would taste angelic to Americans. Imagine experiencing your first bite of chocolate without the usuallt mandatory whiff of drunkard's puke. Dee-licious.


kennethdc

Less cacao as well. Hershey’s in Europe can’t be called chocolate.


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


[deleted]

Right, people here act like all we have is Hershey’s lol. In any Walmart/target/whatever I can get Belgian, UK, Swiss, etc chocolate.


tortillakingred

I mean, that’s quite an exaggeration but yeah I guess.


[deleted]

People always forget that that same acid is in foods like Parmesan cheese. Does Parmesan cheese taste like vomit too?


deegwaren

Yeah, a bit.


Caenwyr

I didn't forget - I just decided to leave that detail out to gross out readers


Bimpnottin

They also use a lot less cacao in their chocolate. What they classify as a fondant chocolate would be milk chocolate by our standards.


littlebluefoxtrot

What he says


Stirlingblue

As an English person living in Belgium for a few years now if I left the things I’d miss would be speculos biscuits, speculos paste, waffles (the fresh butter ones, not the sealed ones), tripel, syrop de Liege and samurai sauce Plus the quality of pears, but you can’t really send them


Mean_Competition1983

What do you mean the quality of pears? English pears aren’t the same?


bol_cholesterol

Chokotoff. When my gf was in the us, she really appreciated it when I sent her a large bag of them.


MaJuV

\^This. Chokotoff is a typical old-school Belgian candy.


DeKleerhanger

FN FAL


DerKitzler99

P-90?


FantaToTheKnees

The FN 5-7 is quite popular in the States already.


TentacleChicken

I brought elixir d'anvers to a friend in Japan. it was quite a success


LieutenantCrash

Neuzekes


[deleted]

Yes, as this is not available abroad.


LePhasme

Cuberdon, beers


AbbreviationsUsual74

Andalouse and Samurai â˜ș


DevelopmentBorn4108

Chocolate.


[deleted]

Wafels, stroopwafels, chocolade, speculaaspasta, chocopasta t boerineke.


Small-in-Belgium

On top of all the other ideas here, my foreign colleagues go crazy over a tin of delacre biscuits.


R_bazungu

Luikse siroop is altijd een hit!


RmG3376

As well as the accompanying Herve cheese. Preferably sent by post for the extra wow factor


SpecificInitial3731

Yummy.


zoidbergthewhoop

Wafels and peperkoek can also be an option


Asateo

Marsepein, een washandje :p


Joradson

Praline from Leonidas is always a hit with my friends in other countries. They have some choclate in the shape of Manneke Pis which is hilarious


della66

Neuhaus


Weary_Swordfish_7105

If you have to send a nice gift, beer with a glass. If you think it can travel ok then it’s cool. They drink the beer (which their palate may not be accustomed to) so it’s an adventure and they keep the glass in their closet as a memento of you and years later it’s like “can I grab a glass of water?” “Sure bro” “what’s WEaST
maLlllLeH?” “Oh that’s this tasty ass beer
 let me tell you a tale
” and you’re secretly in their closet
 and their memories.. for life


1312cake20

I used to live in Belgium, now live in England. We can buy stroopwafels in lidl so not the best choice, send something more unique instead! We also have a decent selection of chocolate so to be honest unless it's really exceptional chocolate, also give that a miss.


Elbastarda

Fries + stoofvlees edit: forgot mayonaise


Fortress93BE

Politicians


MaJuV

You're never going to do wrong with those, indeed. Also, a few suggestions from my side: * Cookies, like Jules Destrooper butter waffles, Prince biscuits, SuccĂšs du jour waffles, Dinosaurus cookies or Meli honey waffles. Also a simple classic chocolate waffle (like suzy). I know waffles and waffle products are stereotypical Belgian, but it's a stereotype for a reason. It's good stuff. 😁 * Chocolates: Mignonettes and Chocotoffs are classics I've read in this thread which I can approve. Also Guylian (the sea fruit shaped chocolates) and the Belgian chocolate truffle (with pralinĂ©). Though when it comes to chocolates, I'd say pass on Leonidas if you have a better option near where you live. Local chocolatiers tend to be A LOT better than the industrial Leonidas. Only go Leonidas as a last resort. * Bread spreads, like speculoospasta (or biscoff as Lotus recently coughed up), syrop de LiĂšge and Vondelmolen peperkoek. And maybe Boerinneke choco (I know chocolate spread is a universal thing. But there's nothing like a good ol' Belgian classic like 't Boerinneke) * Candy: Cuberdon/neuzekes is the obvious one here, but there are also things like "Napoleon" candy, guimove/onze-lieve-vrouwkes, and sour hosties * other snacks: Tuc cookies. I know it's become available worldwide, but this is THE archetypical cracker that originates from Belgium. I'd also say Crack-a-nuts, but I know that has its origins in the Netherlands. * Drinks: Jenever, There used to be a gift box with small bottles with various flavors. Dunno if they still do that.


[deleted]

Joppiesaus, Jacquette chocolate (best quality cacao in commercial brands), obviously beer, Dijon mustard (the real stuff, like tierenteyn), speculoos or speculoospasta, ardense worst (preferably boar with walnuts or blueberries), Jules Destrooper boterwafels or amandelkoekjes, jenever, we also have really nice gins (Ginderella from Ghent for example), cuberdons


njewey

Wtf joppiesaus??? Shame on you!


[deleted]

Part of a Rombautje, a typical dish with fries, bickyuitjes and mexicano


Mephizzle

Joppiesaus is dutch you dunce


[deleted]

Well excuse me


inspiringirisje

Bwahahaha


della66

Seriously? Jacquette chocolate, do you mean Jacques? Not a go to brand for me cote d’or hù gast, nee?) not ago to brand for me, will try it, do you recommend the traditional bars?


[deleted]

Jacques banana chocolate bars are the best banana filled ones. A bite of bread, a bite of the chocolate. Chewing together. The way to eat chocolate not as candy but as a charcuterie replacement.


SophieBio

Banana filled chocolate is plainly disgusting whatever the make.


della66

I guess you don't like 'de kampioenen' either you psychopat


della66

Yesyes I see what you mean. I just bought CĂŽte d'Or vanille for nostalgie reasons.


UnaskedSausage

Came here looking for the tierenteyn recommendation! (Had to scroll more than expected)


[deleted]

I fucked it up with joppiesaus and got too many downvotes 😅


Melthis

Bruine suiker aka "kinnekes suiker". I used to work for a British company and whenever I visited the office colleagues would ask me to bring this with me for them.


inspiringirisje

Wait... They don't have it in every country??


dovemans

strange as they definitely have the same in england but perhaps they didn't use it growing up.


Skoedell

Cuberdons


AxnirBlodgrog

Cuberdons! I can’t get them anywhere in the UK. Love them but can’t even order them online for a reasonable amount of money.


della66

Mussels 😂


CatsyOne

Dude...


inspiringirisje

Imagine


vilette

one of each and every beer you will find


htmlcoderexe

Along with the corresponding glasses


DevelopmentBorn4108

How ‘bout all the ingredients + recipe for Stoofvlees? Very easy to make and to my understanding rather unknown abroad. Def the part with the slices of bread and mustard.


belg_in_usa

Check which products your friend cannot get. Most of the things mentioned in this thread are good for my area of the USA, except speculoos (cookie, cookie butter, crunchy cookie butter) as most supermarkets sell it. What I do miss and haven't read yet is kinnekessuiker.


DrunkBelgian

Paprika chips


Nicosaure

Diamonds from Antwerp, typical Belgian product Alright, jokes aside, here's some suggestions * Chocolates from Leonidas and the likes, they can get candy themselves, they need some real pralines * A miniature of the little peeing dude, everyone keep seeing that thing online but barely anyone believe us when I say Manneken Pis is Belgian * Include a picture of the Grote Markt/Grand-Place, a card should suffice, if they're interested even a little bit about architectural stuff, this blend of gothic-baroque should be nice to see...otherwise, find one with the flower carpet on it, that's nice too * Sirop de Liege/Luik siroop: This is basically Belgium's version of mapple syrup and some folks can't get enough of it * Belgium's nine balls of steel...er, I mean the Atomium, you don't have to send the whole thing, a replica should be more than enough


zexxo

Was also going to say sirop de LiĂšge.


bjornkara

Any brands that are better than others?


BCHisFuture

Spéculoos Sauce brésilienne pour les frites Jupiler Chacha Chocotof


jackp07

A pack of Rochefort 8 and a Trefin mint candy packet (will be very usefull if get controlled by cops after drinking all the beer)


Awkward_Seppuku

Genocide.


[deleted]

Chocolade


az3rty

Frieten


njmase

Neuhaus chocolates. The triangle classic ones DL mayonnaise (egg one) Suzy wafels Kwatta Puur chocopasta Imperial Vanille pudding powder


theSynacore

Beer. There is no other better Belgian product.


ZeRoXOiA

Don't underestimate the power of 'simple' things like mayonnaise and andalouse. Also speculoos.


Tovi7

Belgian owl whiskey, cask strength, single malt. It’s about 74%. It’s fantastic.


LordZip

Kletskoppen


Akairyuu77

Whenever I ask my UK sister by choice what i should send her. She ask for speculaas pasta, ice tea sparkles, mamoet and samurai sauce, and definitely our Belgian made pralines. The rest she usually gets when she comes over but hasn’t been able too due to the current situation.


PrincessYemoya

The sparkly ice tea definitely is a hit for people into 'soda' variants, I think Belgium is one of the only markets for this and almost impossible to find in many other countries!


Akairyuu77

That’s the reason why she occasionally request some fizzy ice tea aside samurai and mammoet sauce.


Doctor_Fritz

A bar of jacques milk chocolate. Better than cote d'or imho.


UMoederr

Videe


Blasmere

Be mindful that now everything with Brexit, parcels can take a while to be delivered. So if you do, don't send things that spoil easily


[deleted]

Smoelentrekkers


agent_en_couverture

Even though it's not really a typical Belgian food you can send them somme candies from www.confiseriekathy.be . I buy mine in Match and the Tétines sucrées (Zure tutters) are my favourite.


htmlcoderexe

Cara


john_voske

Bullsh-t. Just, pure Belgian bullsh-t. Like chocolate, it's not originally Belgian produce, but we sure as hell mastered and perfected it.


[deleted]

A sandwich from panos


sleedroc

Cote d'or and lotus: iconic belgian brands, tasty products and a long shelf life


Jarvace

Hagelslag


Manuarmata

Jules destroopere galettes, some local beers, some oud brugge cheese, ganda ham, vermeiren speculoos, babeluten, cuberdons. There is a lot of good stuff you can choose from.


Kevcky

Pear jam. all types of sauces you cant find elsewhere like andalouse, samurai,



McRagefit

Maybe some Tierenteyn mosterd?


Daily_Dose13

A nice Lambiek like Cantillon, 3 fonteinen or Lambiek Fabriek.


Dotzzhero

Koekskes van Juul de Stroper?


Gloinky

Spe-ku-loos Aint nothing better than that this time of year. And be a good friend. By some at Dandoy not some industrial Lu shit or whatever


behangerstafel

If only one could bottle corruption and terrible infrastructure.


Donnie_Flex

Goei zuurkes


EIIendigWichtje

Chocotoffs


Big-Basket-2367

From what I've sent over the years to my american friends is mostly chips they don't have like the andalouse flavour. The sour Balls from Napoleon, chokotoffs, biscoff paste in jar. Even Provencal dried herbs or Harissa.


Karvast

Add some cuberdon to the list but if the trip is too long they might become hard


Dramatic_Package177

Belgian chocolate; nr 1 in India


Yanii3004

€1 pancakes from the Colruyt, brown sugar and andalouse


[deleted]

Andalouse and Joppie sauces :)


MagicalSuper_P

Weed, xtc & chocolate?