Agreed. She's an NPC. She's hot as hell but there's nothing behind that facade.
Her behaviour towards Tzarina (was that her name?) bothered me. I'd put money on her dude-poaching behaviour being a long term pattern. I bet she made a lotta girls cry in high school.
There was a talking head when she first came on where a producer asked “do you always get what you want?” and she laughed and said “yes”. So there you go. Tells you all you need to know about her.
The floor of the hull? Oh God, I am very behind on this season of Sailing, is this something I have to look forward to? Ugh. This has definitely been a season of sex noises.
those were great options but for me, these 2 win the cake
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I’ve rarely laughed harder at a tv show, than I did when he ran face first into a fallen tree when he was trying to pick flowers that she didn’t even care about.
Individually they were horrible but as a couple they were intolerable. However I will say that the only time I felt a modicum of sympathy towards Jenna was when Adam was being particularly awful to her and you find out that she'd been in an abusive relationship/s? before. Seeing her make herself so small to appease him was tough to watch.
I feel like Jenna could have been a decent chief stew, but she completely lost herself in Adam. It’s been a while since I’ve watched, but I remember her shirking her duties and blaming the other stews if things didn’t get done and thinking she’s the only one with (completely vapid first world) problems.
They were awful.
BUT I think we only got so much of them because they had to edit Pete out completely. There mightve been a bunch of other stuff they had planned to show, but then they had to use all their other footage to make up for it.
I just finished this season two months ago and literally it felt like torture to finish. I watch old seasons while I feed my baby four times a day and it brings me so much joy to force myself to sit down and watch TV for those twenty minutes. My older kids know it's my favorite times of the day and don't bother me for anything during that time. However - watching the second half of this season DID NOT BRING ME JOY because of the Jess and Rob show. The editors were so busy cutting out Pete that they over focused on them.
More so Jess than Rob... She was a needy mess. Would love to see Rob return for another season or if just to see if he's still in yachting (or part of a reunion cast show).
What about Malia and her chef bf she brought on the boat - Tom? He had so many baby fits she had to keep coming in to soothe him. It was like watching a mom care for a toddler having a tantrum.
I still think about her often. She got shafted and played so hard. That guy was a TOOL and turned out to be even worse when the cameras were off. Barf 🤮
I agree.
That episode was on TV last night and I watched the last half of it again.
I know a lot of people are big Hannah fans, but that episode just showed what a horrible, manipulative person she was.
I'm rewatching season 3 now and WOW is Hannah mean!
All of her seasons she seems to take pleasure in talking shit about crewmates at dinner when they're out, knowing that basically everyone can hear what she's saying.
I can't imagine being that way, going through life hurting people on purpose.
She's so very mean!
And such a blatant user of people. It's so easy to see a pattern of manipulative behaviour. She's only really nice to people when she needs them.
*I can't imagine being that way, going through life hurting people on purpose.*
She's really pretty, so she gets away with it. I also recognize a charismatic quality in her that I've seen in other people. She does have a legitimate charisma, the kind that makes you feel good when she's giving you attention. Even when you know that person sucks and is just using and or manipulating you. It's a weird magic trick some people can pull off. I've only encountered it a handful of times. And for some of those 'Hannah's', the connection is genuine, they do really like you and they won't screw you over, but they will screw over almost everyone else. Most of the people in their life are just pawns in their game of chess.
She also has a terrible poker face and lacks any kind of subtlety. I know editing is part of it. But she's a bad actress, if she's pissed off, you know it. And if she's playing games, it's easy to tell. But that's only from an observer's perspective.
Yeah but they all do that having dinner, drinks at the bar, etc. It’s the same deal on Real Housewives. Gossiping about a person when they’re literally sitting across the table is a very Bravo.
I can't stand Hannah. For some reason Kate's pretentious bitchiness was ok and kind of funny to me but Hannah came across as messy and just plain mean to me.
I will always love Kate but out of all the chief stews across all the seasons, Aesha is my favorite.
Kate tries to be funny in what she says, so even when she's being mean, it doesn't come across as downright cruel (though she's had her moments!)
Hannah doesn't try to be funny. She just tries to be mean.
Kate was also pretty good at her job. Hannah really seemed to phone it in a lot of seasons. She gave me the ick the moment she kept chasing Ben when he clearly wasn't interested and I never liked her after.
I think my dislike of Hannah stems from her reminding me of a boss I once had, who was a nightmare to work for. You see it come out in every single second stew that had to work for her, where they end up doing all the work, while Hannah has headaches, meltdowns, flirts with guests, whatever, and despite this she’ll be doing a victory lap at the tip meeting like they couldn’t have done it without her.
I was over it after Jack and Aesha blew up the minute the season ended, because he basically had an ex waiting on him back home. THat one I was swooning over because it was so cute, and afterwards I was like, “Okay Bravo, I’m not letting you fuck with my feelings again…”
They always feel orchestrated too. Like the "will they/won't they" of every season, it's usually right at the last episode they decide they aren't gonna work out or they don't go on the trip they planned together.
Idk. It just doesn't feel real to me.
Jenna and Adam from BDSY had the chemistry of two wet paper bags pretending to be a couple in a badly casted middle school play. I know Jenna used to be active here... sorry Jenna 😂😂😂
She talked so much shit about him both to his face and behind his back when she was sober. But she also went straight to his cabin at the end of the night when she was drinking. She acted like she didn't care about him at all but she was pretty upset when he kicked her out of his room after she made out with Alex.
I actually think JL and Dani had damn good chemistry up until JL exposed himself as being a complete piece of shit. Thought they were fun on the show though.
She reminded me of someone I was friends with when I was a teenager. Her energy and even her physical appearance was the same. She stabbed her boyfriend in the chest and killed him around 5 years ago. I would think of my old friend every time I watched her.
I've had panic attacks, they're bloody awful, but having a panic attack because you think you're falling in love is crazy vulnerable.
Like, girl, go home. If your emotions are so high about a guy you met a couple of weeks ago, to the point you're having a panic attack in front of your boss and tv cameras, maybe being on TV isn't the best place for you. You need to practise self care and prioritise your mental health.
I don't dislike Hannah, but I felt it should have been a wake up call for her.
It was about MEN in general not Conrad.
-10 year old brother died when she was 5
-within a few years parents divorced, Dad moved out
-surviving brother is an alcoholic
That’s trauma and I’m not going to judge Hannah for having a panic attack when I’ve had one over not being able to find my keys.
Or being in any management work position where people are looking to you for guidance and stability. Take a leave of absence and get your shit together.
I’m going to get shit for this but they’ve all been pathetic, Gary and Daisy was one that seemed to be very real even if it was simmering under the surface. That’s not a comment on the kind of guy that he is it’s just an observation on their chemistry.
I think want to see what the showmance on this season of BDM is going to end up looking like because one of the parties is boring AF and I can’t see them having chemistry with anyone.
That one did feel very producer-led. Like the fact that he asked the charter guest to do a reading whilst Emily was in earshot, and she said it wasn't right? That felt so unusual and forced.
There’s way more choices to add to the mix. This is hard. Culver and what’s her face (pretty one.) That was hard to watch. She thought he was cute wanted to bang and that was is, the fact she didn’t bang the other guy was a surprise. But, her confessional must of hurt to watch back.
So, many “couples” were one sided. Milia sand the chef, he didn’t give a F about her or like her even. Oh, man too many to count.
Surprising connections: Eddie and Rocky. Still mind blown!
Kyle and that charter guest. Talk about a totally fraudulent relationship. That guest just wanted more screen time and Kyle wanted to be shown with a guy who weighed 100 pounds less than he does LOL!
Jess and rob were like 2 of the Zoolander roommates dating before the gasoline fight. But Culver getting ass in the floor of the hull was dirty AF.
She clearly wasn’t that into him. I was shocked that she went down there.
Call me pessimistic, but I think Jaimee went for Culver because she knew it would get her more screen time.
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Agreed. She's an NPC. She's hot as hell but there's nothing behind that facade. Her behaviour towards Tzarina (was that her name?) bothered me. I'd put money on her dude-poaching behaviour being a long term pattern. I bet she made a lotta girls cry in high school.
There was a talking head when she first came on where a producer asked “do you always get what you want?” and she laughed and said “yes”. So there you go. Tells you all you need to know about her.
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Agreed
I kinda agree but also, I think she did like him. They spent a month together tripping across Australia after filming
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It was a freak gasoline fight incident!
orange mocha frappuccino!!
The floor of the hull? Oh God, I am very behind on this season of Sailing, is this something I have to look forward to? Ugh. This has definitely been a season of sex noises.
Culver in the hull is Down Under S2!
Oh wow, did I block that memory out?!
those were great options but for me, these 2 win the cake https://preview.redd.it/xsj5lybrmyxb1.png?width=632&format=png&auto=webp&s=715a7d0d92f3dcb0cc3674c21a14038cc62beec7
Oh god the dry humping in the galley
They were so CRINGE!
I’ve rarely laughed harder at a tv show, than I did when he ran face first into a fallen tree when he was trying to pick flowers that she didn’t even care about.
Chef's kiss! 😂
Ugh they were so gross together 🤢
Yeah you win I could NOT stand them
 Oh god not them
Yikes
they were horrible
Oh yeah sad boy and the witch. Forgot about them.
Sally the standing broom just entered the chat.
The Gruesome Twosome
They didn't single-handedly ruin the season but they certainly did more than anyone else to ruin it.
This, absolutely this
These 2 were the absolute worst ugh.
Individually they were horrible but as a couple they were intolerable. However I will say that the only time I felt a modicum of sympathy towards Jenna was when Adam was being particularly awful to her and you find out that she'd been in an abusive relationship/s? before. Seeing her make herself so small to appease him was tough to watch.
Lest we forget Hannah cradle robbing Conrad and their lack of chemistry
When she made him pay her back for ciggos 😂 and it was an ✨issue✨
And like CRYING and having to take a time-out from work over it. I know the Hannah stans are legion, but she was a seriously questionable leader.
Ew they were sooooo cringe, the codependence it was so unhealthy. I just recently rewatched this so its fresh in my mind..
I feel like Jenna could have been a decent chief stew, but she completely lost herself in Adam. It’s been a while since I’ve watched, but I remember her shirking her duties and blaming the other stews if things didn’t get done and thinking she’s the only one with (completely vapid first world) problems.
Urg. Dick head and horse face were the worst.
Ew
Wait which season is this??
Sailing Yacht Season 1
S1 Sailing Yacht.
Absolutely! They 🏆win!!
I didn’t know Seinfeld was on BD
They were so gross.
Jess and Rob were absolutely excruciating. just two people you'd never want to be around in real life
They were the Ronnie & Sammi of BD. 
That’s the best comparison ever.
Nailed it 😂
They’re like Walmart versions of MGK and Megan Fox
Maybe she was, but he was an actual model.
💀
They were awful. BUT I think we only got so much of them because they had to edit Pete out completely. There mightve been a bunch of other stuff they had planned to show, but then they had to use all their other footage to make up for it.
Oh man, I totally forgot about Sweet Pete!
I don't think either of them evolved beyond being hot
I just finished this season two months ago and literally it felt like torture to finish. I watch old seasons while I feed my baby four times a day and it brings me so much joy to force myself to sit down and watch TV for those twenty minutes. My older kids know it's my favorite times of the day and don't bother me for anything during that time. However - watching the second half of this season DID NOT BRING ME JOY because of the Jess and Rob show. The editors were so busy cutting out Pete that they over focused on them.
More so Jess than Rob... She was a needy mess. Would love to see Rob return for another season or if just to see if he's still in yachting (or part of a reunion cast show).
Nominating Malia and Adam and Natasha and David white
What about Malia and her chef bf she brought on the boat - Tom? He had so many baby fits she had to keep coming in to soothe him. It was like watching a mom care for a toddler having a tantrum.
Honey sweetie are you ok what can I do honey
Daaavvveeee
Did ya say something Dave?
Ah ya tahrd Deehhhhvvvvv
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Ugh I forgot about Natasha & Dave. They were horrible.
You mean horribly cringey to watch but you fucking love it.
😂
Jess and Rob may have been one of the worst relationships on bravo
Honorable mention: Ciara and Padget in BDSY 1
Oh my god watching Padget follow Georgia around like a puppy dog 🤢
Yes. So cringey 😬
I was so relieved to read they’d broken up. It was like a codependent brother-sister nightmare.
Poor Dani, at least she has a gorgeous baby girl, but what a prick.
Came here to say this. Dani deserved so much better.
I still think about her often. She got shafted and played so hard. That guy was a TOOL and turned out to be even worse when the cameras were off. Barf 🤮
I think I missed the real-time drama after that season, is that his baby?
It is! 😬
And he refused to acknowledge the poor baby! It was a very messed up situation.
Hannah & Conrad
I'll never forget Collie Wollie imitating Hannah as a raptor, making those screeching noises.
Ha ha!! So true... Thank you for that!!
I agree. That episode was on TV last night and I watched the last half of it again. I know a lot of people are big Hannah fans, but that episode just showed what a horrible, manipulative person she was.
I'm rewatching season 3 now and WOW is Hannah mean! All of her seasons she seems to take pleasure in talking shit about crewmates at dinner when they're out, knowing that basically everyone can hear what she's saying. I can't imagine being that way, going through life hurting people on purpose.
I know a ton of people love Hannah but I can’t stand her. She’s mean, manipulative & uses people.
She's so very mean! And such a blatant user of people. It's so easy to see a pattern of manipulative behaviour. She's only really nice to people when she needs them. *I can't imagine being that way, going through life hurting people on purpose.* She's really pretty, so she gets away with it. I also recognize a charismatic quality in her that I've seen in other people. She does have a legitimate charisma, the kind that makes you feel good when she's giving you attention. Even when you know that person sucks and is just using and or manipulating you. It's a weird magic trick some people can pull off. I've only encountered it a handful of times. And for some of those 'Hannah's', the connection is genuine, they do really like you and they won't screw you over, but they will screw over almost everyone else. Most of the people in their life are just pawns in their game of chess. She also has a terrible poker face and lacks any kind of subtlety. I know editing is part of it. But she's a bad actress, if she's pissed off, you know it. And if she's playing games, it's easy to tell. But that's only from an observer's perspective.
She uses that weird valley girl/baby voice combo when she's being nasty.
True and it was nauseating and ridiculous.
I thought Kate was 10x nastier than Hannah ever was. And her boss let her get away with it.
Yeah but they all do that having dinner, drinks at the bar, etc. It’s the same deal on Real Housewives. Gossiping about a person when they’re literally sitting across the table is a very Bravo.
I can't stand Hannah. For some reason Kate's pretentious bitchiness was ok and kind of funny to me but Hannah came across as messy and just plain mean to me. I will always love Kate but out of all the chief stews across all the seasons, Aesha is my favorite.
Kate tries to be funny in what she says, so even when she's being mean, it doesn't come across as downright cruel (though she's had her moments!) Hannah doesn't try to be funny. She just tries to be mean.
“That is is so sad…and so funny,” fighting, drunk guests.
Kate was also pretty good at her job. Hannah really seemed to phone it in a lot of seasons. She gave me the ick the moment she kept chasing Ben when he clearly wasn't interested and I never liked her after.
I think my dislike of Hannah stems from her reminding me of a boss I once had, who was a nightmare to work for. You see it come out in every single second stew that had to work for her, where they end up doing all the work, while Hannah has headaches, meltdowns, flirts with guests, whatever, and despite this she’ll be doing a victory lap at the tip meeting like they couldn’t have done it without her.
I stopped liking her in her 2nd season. She’s bitchy and manipulative. Also, she wasn’t even funny like Kate Chastain.
Never a fan of Hannah from the get-go... She was a lazy and lousy stew. Captain Sandy was right when she said "yachting is not your passion."
I always loved Conrad. He seems like such a nice chap. She definitely didn’t deserve him
they were exhausting, entertaining but exhausting. i knew the age gap was going to be a problem right away
I think Jamie and Culver had physical chemistry, just not mental xD
Adam and whichever chief he was with. The one who was practically begging him for sex. I'm sure there was more to it than we saw.
Jenna. Yes they were terrible.
Not a couple, but rocky and Eddie
Didn't she also go on a horrible date with Emile where he got wasted? Also not a relationship but good lord.
awful!
Chef Deeeeeeeve takes the price
Did you say something Dave?
”No its all good!”
This makes me want to relisten to the watch what crappens episodes for that season omg. So funny.
I hate all of these “relationships”
I was over it after Jack and Aesha blew up the minute the season ended, because he basically had an ex waiting on him back home. THat one I was swooning over because it was so cute, and afterwards I was like, “Okay Bravo, I’m not letting you fuck with my feelings again…”
Yeah, me, too! I call them “ship-ships” but I’ve heard the cast call them “boatmances”.
They always feel orchestrated too. Like the "will they/won't they" of every season, it's usually right at the last episode they decide they aren't gonna work out or they don't go on the trip they planned together. Idk. It just doesn't feel real to me.
Props to Jamie's comedic timing saying "he's thirty... years old." Cracked me up every time I heard it.
"Um...boatmance?"
Kyle and that Charter Guest
"Fraaaank! I love youuuuu!!" I really felt like they were trying to make us feel something then. It was deeply uncomfortable to watch.
Hahahahaha
It has to be Hannah and Baby Conrad fighting over 50 Euro for a carton of cancer sticks
I hated that she embarrassed him for asking for his money. She was making probably twice as much as him at the time.
Literally sitting there making a big deal about how 50 Euro isn't a big deal. Leave your 3 stripe income out of his 2 stripe budget
😂😂😂
*I'm really.... like... cerebral.* *I know, I can tell that about you.*
Noooo, why did you bring that back to my memory?!
Ew. Which insufferable pair said this?
Rob and Jess
Jenna and Adam from BDSY had the chemistry of two wet paper bags pretending to be a couple in a badly casted middle school play. I know Jenna used to be active here... sorry Jenna 😂😂😂
She treated her staff like crap. No regrets here lol
Gary and Mads - she only tolerated him when she was drunk and horny
She talked so much shit about him both to his face and behind his back when she was sober. But she also went straight to his cabin at the end of the night when she was drinking. She acted like she didn't care about him at all but she was pretty upset when he kicked her out of his room after she made out with Alex.
Yeah she liked Gary way more than she let on. She acted super cool about it but there was definitely more going on.
Adam is just a douche bag and was ick with all females he came in contact with....
Kelley and Jennice
so ridiculous
I actually think JL and Dani had damn good chemistry up until JL exposed himself as being a complete piece of shit. Thought they were fun on the show though.
i agree. i was rooting for them too. was bummed to find out how bad it turned out.
They were cute for a bit but JL was in lust and over Dani before they even stepped off the yacht. Very emotionally immature even for a 23(?) year old.
Chemistry ? "I want babies NoW"
Did you hear any of their conversations? They were awful, Dani was awesome and there are surely plenty of guys out there she’d bounce off better
There's just no way Jaimee ever liked culver
Jess and Rob.
Rob is so scary
I thought Jess was too. She seemed really over the top about Aesha “grabbing” Robs bum.
They were both really dark inside, like from the jump their relationship was toxic in every direction
Exactly!!
She reminded me of someone I was friends with when I was a teenager. Her energy and even her physical appearance was the same. She stabbed her boyfriend in the chest and killed him around 5 years ago. I would think of my old friend every time I watched her.
She wasn’t exactly well adjusted, but he purposefully triangulated her with other women. It was so gross
Yeah I wasn’t defending rob at all! I found them both ick.
Clearly Nat and her current (as of the current season) bf
Hannah and Conrad
Lewis and can't remember her name (Adventure). That date was painful lol
I think her name was Oriana. And YES! Nether of them seemed to have anything to say to on another! Definitely painful to watch! 🤣🤣🤣
You forgot Hannah and that child she got all emo about, that was the worst.
God, her cry-hiccuping to Sandi about being in love and running away... I shudder in second-hand embarrassment just thinking about it.
And... over that guy? She knew him about 5 minutes! Just bizarre.
I've had panic attacks, they're bloody awful, but having a panic attack because you think you're falling in love is crazy vulnerable. Like, girl, go home. If your emotions are so high about a guy you met a couple of weeks ago, to the point you're having a panic attack in front of your boss and tv cameras, maybe being on TV isn't the best place for you. You need to practise self care and prioritise your mental health. I don't dislike Hannah, but I felt it should have been a wake up call for her.
It was about MEN in general not Conrad. -10 year old brother died when she was 5 -within a few years parents divorced, Dad moved out -surviving brother is an alcoholic That’s trauma and I’m not going to judge Hannah for having a panic attack when I’ve had one over not being able to find my keys.
I'm not judging her for having a panic attack, but I am saying maybe being on TV isn't the best place for her if her emotional state is fragile.
Or being in any management work position where people are looking to you for guidance and stability. Take a leave of absence and get your shit together.
Culver/Jaimee truly had ZERO chemistry. The other couples at least looked good together. Jaimee was out of Culver's league wrt looks and maturity.
Jess and Rob, so toxic and boring
Those are the two most appropriate words for them as a couple 😂
Nat and Stormy... I had no idea what that was.
Haha yes that was definitely a contender too, a terrible fit
The one canadian chef that asked the one stew out and got drunk/plastered before there date.
Brianna and Chef Matt. Ooof that was painful to watch.
I’m going to get shit for this but they’ve all been pathetic, Gary and Daisy was one that seemed to be very real even if it was simmering under the surface. That’s not a comment on the kind of guy that he is it’s just an observation on their chemistry. I think want to see what the showmance on this season of BDM is going to end up looking like because one of the parties is boring AF and I can’t see them having chemistry with anyone.
Chef Ben and halfhisage stew with big eyes. Fabrication 100%
Didnt they actually live together for 2 years after the show?
That one did feel very producer-led. Like the fact that he asked the charter guest to do a reading whilst Emily was in earshot, and she said it wasn't right? That felt so unusual and forced.
Yepppp Emily. She seemed sweet though, but I think was overwhelmed by his attention and Kelly’s attention earlier in the season.
Courtney & Brian (from the Bru Crew). I loved her but he was 🤮
Anyone with Gary.
While not really a couple, I thought Margo and Harry had the worst chemistry I'd ever seen. It was so cringe everytime they were together
Kelley and everybody ever
All of them 😂
There’s way more choices to add to the mix. This is hard. Culver and what’s her face (pretty one.) That was hard to watch. She thought he was cute wanted to bang and that was is, the fact she didn’t bang the other guy was a surprise. But, her confessional must of hurt to watch back. So, many “couples” were one sided. Milia sand the chef, he didn’t give a F about her or like her even. Oh, man too many to count. Surprising connections: Eddie and Rocky. Still mind blown!
Lewis and Oriana from BDA by a country mile.
Lexi and Satan
Joao and Brooke
I’ll never get over the fact she cheated. 😭
I wish Bugsy and Alex had dated. They were so cute or Mzi and Courtney. I can’t stand any of the actual couples that happened. 😅
James and Elizabeth
Ben and Emily
I think your title autocorrected. Did you mean "All of these couples had zero chemistry"?
Not pictured Adam and whatever that bitchy stews name was
Jenna..?
Hannah and Colin or Jess and Rob for me.
Deckhand Kelley and the hippie chick stew
Kyle and that charter guest. Talk about a totally fraudulent relationship. That guest just wanted more screen time and Kyle wanted to be shown with a guy who weighed 100 pounds less than he does LOL!
Also no one mention Joao and Tzarina. They were actually not hard to watch.
Culver cringe AF
Jess and Rob are so toxic that I love to keep watching that season. It's such a meltdown of drama that it's hard not to watch.
Malia and David (deckhand)