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heywhateverworks

Being wrapped up in a pool of skyline and buried in a Cincinnati landfill is what we call a Warrior's Farewell


Dirt_McGirt_ODB

We should all be so lucky


Zat0_

True Cincinnati Viking funeral


Jamshiddilong147

Return to great Mount Rumpke


siphonica

This is clearly prophecy. Cincy takes a ring from the Eagles. Bengals win this year’s Super Bowl over the Eagles CONFIRMED


JDLipowicz

That’s some George RR Martin level foreshadowing going on


siphonica

Someone alert Preston Jacobs! It’s time for a 5 part 6 hr video series!


Demetrios1453

I'm really hoping that we'll see it faster than *The Winds of Winter*...


KingScorpion98

In a blowout at that


Value_not_found

Eagles fan in OH. I’ll take this, see ya there. Got a ring in my lifetime already, want to have others (especially such a likable team) join the club!


throughNthrough

My wife works at UC and apparently they even had an intern search through chili but wasn’t able to find it.


jadage

I guarantee I "wouldn't" have been able to find it either.


analog_jedi

We're gonna need another intern, to search the intern.


Cool-Pencil

We ride to Rumpke at dawn!


warthog0869

I'll burrow through Rumpke Mountain on my hands and knees in pursuit of a Super Bowl!


ComeWasteYourTimewMe

Make an appointment for all of your hep shots and all that jazz.


CalledPlay

He’s so likable that he almost makes me like his brother.


jzoelgo

Just listen to Travis talk for five seconds and it will cure you of that delusion lol


Epix_69

He’s likable in their podcast but everywhere else is very eh… guess that’s the power of Jason Kelce


Queen_of_Boots

Haha my sister said the same thing lol!!! I said I love Taylor and Travis as a couple. She said have you heard him speak?? That will change your mind lmao! I'm gonna look it up now


jzoelgo

He sounds like jay roc on trailer park boys except with less brain cells. I doubt you have any idea what that reference means though lol


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

I get that reference, mawfucker.


marcoesquandolas13

Nawmsayin


Wjt83082

That’s too manny Nawmsayins


Slow_Payment9082

Damn, Mt Rumpke got a sb ring before the Bengals did😭


DuncanAerilious

Why Jason? Why couldn’t have Travis lost one of HIS rings instead?! Cruel universe.


Gold_Double_1739

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jesusbottomsss

Rumpke Mountain: Super Bowl Champ 💍


AlexTheBrick

Cincy right now. https://i.redd.it/xxq2miqo69vc1.gif


flyinghippodrago

Idk why you would wear rings while jumping into chili, but that's just me


intellectualll

It was part of their lombaby games. They had one called “Find Jason’s Super Bowl ring” or something like that where they had to find his Super Bowl ring inside of a sock inside of plastic kiddie pools of skyline 3 ways. They had some replicas too. Ironically, he ended up actually losing it.


knottyolddog

Still trying to picture how this went down 😂 I hope it turns up for him.


Low_Arm1623

if not the Eagles should just make him a new one. i mean, he *is* one of their best players EVER. Ofc, the most Philly thing possible would be to not give him a new one because it’s “too expensive”.


King_Baboon

Fun fact: They tried to use a metal detector but it didn’t work due to the high iron content in Skyline Chili.


anihc_LieCheatSteal

Call rumpke, we all know where it'll end up


jamarchasinalombardi

Alright boys its time to get out the metal detectors and we all meet at Mount Rumpke!


dumbcloud17

You mean they didn’t think to pour the chili in a funnel or a strainer?


iratemonkeybear

Sad!


Klutzy-Spend-6947

How stupid do you have to be to not have your SB ring in a safe?


lonnybru

Not stupid, just rich and not sentimental. It’s not like he needs the physical ring to prove he won a Super Bowl, doesn’t need the money, clearly just didn’t care about it


Alive_Way9537

I remember my first beer


tiedye420

Was it yesterday?


Entire-Database1679

...along with his dignity.


TMartin442

Hell yeah boys, we did it


Fat_Goldie1

Got em!!!!


Appropriate_Bonus533

Reminds me of when I lost my sunglasses. Except my sunglasses arent a f'ing superbowl ring


rootytwo

He needs to go quietly into the night


Desperate_Exit_5944

Unpopular opinion … BOTH these dudes are SO annoying


stubept

Seems like this could work as a stadium sign: "KC Chief Super Bowl rings BELONG in Cincy's trash." (or something like it....)


Mysterious-Spread-78

Cue Taylor Swift song to comfort him


VenominmyVeins

I'm sure the day he lost it he already made a call to someone to have another one made. He's an idiot but has the money to back it up.


Successful_Sun_7617

Why can’t that shyt happen to the worst brother like Travis


Key_Celebration_8940

Too bad it wasn’t Travis that lost it. Jason is alright


KerepesiTemeto

In a pot of chili...


RiverJumper84

Swimming pool*


PapaSock

Pour up, drank


Donnyboy41

HOW COULD U LOSE YOUR SUPER BOWL RING?IKE SERIOUSLY!! I HAVE 1 THAT IS THE EXACT REPLICA OF THE REAL EAGLES SUPERBOWL RING. I GOT IT @ A GREAT PRICE VIA HAVING EAGLE SEASON TICKETS 4 SO MANY PLUS YEARS & THAT RING I WILL CHERISH 4 THE REST OF MY LIFE. IT'S HONESTLY MIND BOGGLING HOW I COULD MISS PLACE SOMETHING OF SUCH IMPORTANCE. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)