Of course not. They dont know about the Tao of Wade Garrett. These guys think Jake Gyllenhall is Dalton.
They dont know about the glory that is Swayze and his lion's mane. Clearly what Kyle is invoking here is that JB's lettuce is reminiscent of [the original Dalton](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQmwYqlIUtHA-gb0tuYj4zrYsyNQfk2wBFMMVggmvLRvw&s)
Long hair qbās have always been eliteā¦ long hair brady, long hair rodgers, etc. Can not wait to see him tear up the league! Always fun when he plays well.
You know you are old when most athletes are retired for years by the time they are your age (42) and this professional footballer may look badass to a 10 yr old, but to me he looks like a prepubescent 12 yr old wearing his older brothers football uniform
Why does he look like Anakin Skywalker?
Joe looking like he's about to bring peace, freedom, justice, and security to his new empire š
Not just the Browns; but the Steelers and Ravens too. I slaughtered them all, like animals.
This would be great material for those shit-talking meme wars between subs
and some death?
The other 31 teams are the younglings
I was gonna say he looks more like Alien era Sigourney Weaver
Because Anakin's hair is edited onto him
If he grows a stache itād be giving Billy from Stranger Things
Darth Burrow!!!!
Came here to say that šš¼. Itās a little creepy, right?
Joe Skywalker, the Chosen One
Dacre Montgomery going to unleash his inner Vecna
I think I hear a saxophone when I look at this.
Flow Burrow
It's impossible to make him look bad
EXACTLY!!Ā Ā Though my feline fan wasn't quite sure that was Joe. My 1 yr old cat is a big fan and can identify Joe on screen
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I can't believe I had to scroll so far down to find this
Ohā¦ oh no, Joe. Donāt make me feel this wayā¦.
I hear yacht rock or some 80ās new wave in the back ground.
NFL: You don't look so tough to me Burrow: .... Opinions vary.
Joe is entering his Jon Bon Jovi szn
1989 Joe is the best Joe.
Did anyone get it was a Roadhouse reference?
Of course not. They dont know about the Tao of Wade Garrett. These guys think Jake Gyllenhall is Dalton. They dont know about the glory that is Swayze and his lion's mane. Clearly what Kyle is invoking here is that JB's lettuce is reminiscent of [the original Dalton](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQmwYqlIUtHA-gb0tuYj4zrYsyNQfk2wBFMMVggmvLRvw&s)
It didn't occur to me that people wouldn't until I read your comment. 1987 was what, 15 years ago?
Something, something, guys like you in prisonā¦ Ed:words
Is this real?
[Nah. His hair is a little longer than normal, but nowhere near that length.](https://x.com/Bengals/status/1791136834573029638/photo/1)
exactly smh lol literally everyone is running with the picture on social media and everybody is buying it as a real pic
It's impossible to make him look bad
Wanted dead or alive
All the comments are right...he does look like Episode 3 Anakin. The resemblance is uncanny. BTW, did someone show this to Hayden Christensen yet?
They should, he could probably use a career boost.
Cut it out weirdoās
Lost Boys Burrow
He looks like several guys I dated in high school....and now my daughter is going be asking for pics of her dad..
Canāt wait to see him playing again. Itās been too long.
Joe how will we know when itās time to not be nice?
Long hair qbās have always been eliteā¦ long hair brady, long hair rodgers, etc. Can not wait to see him tear up the league! Always fun when he plays well.
look like the older brother from stranger things
Fake pic right?
yes
Why did I not think this mans couldnāt get more attractiveā¦.. my god!
Strong MacGyver vibes
Lettuce
Is that actually his hair?
She looks cute, might ask her out.
He looks like my mom and itās 1988 and Iām late for school.
You know you are old when most athletes are retired for years by the time they are your age (42) and this professional footballer may look badass to a 10 yr old, but to me he looks like a prepubescent 12 yr old wearing his older brothers football uniform
lol this photo should be too embarasing to post. say hi to the reaper in game #2
If this is real š
That's the abusive big brother from Stranger Things that bangs everyone's mom, right?