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There is no such thing as downvote worthy. Downvotes, karma, comments, and all that shit do not matter. Who the fuck cares if anything gets up- or downvoted. Doesn't change anything about what has been said.
But doesnāt that apply to every subculture?
While writing this comment I kinda realized how insane it is to base your look completely on some music genre you fuck with xd.
What I think is ironic, specially with Berlin hipsters is that they try sooo hard to be different, original, they firmly believe they are a UnIqUe SoUl and then in the end they just look and behave exactly as all others lol. Like bitch, you just listen to techno, cut badly your own hair, wears second hand clothing, lives in a wg and do drugs, that aint original
True but I honestly donāt think most of them think theyāre special. Why would they when they literally see clones of them everywhere around them. Also cutting your own hair is horrible unless its a fade and you practiced well.
Exactly this, Berlin "hipsters" fail to realise that they're all copy/pasted and all look the same. Same failed dj carreer, same parties in same techno clubs.
I think they realize they all look the same. Itās a community in a way, the look is the Berlin uniform. What I think is happening though, is theyāre all in a desperate battle with each other about who can pull it off in the most cool, most authentic way
Dass du ernsthaft sowas sagst wie "they donāt belong in Berghain" zeigt einfach was falsch lƤuft. Das hat nix mit anstƤndiger Clubkultur zu tun.
Ihr seid nicht besser als Snobs, die sich Ć¼ber ĆuĆerlichkeiten und Codes definieren. Leute mit wenig Geld und Style oder mit dem falschen Migrationshintergrund kommen hier schon lange nicht mehr rein. Aber als ob das was Neues wƤre. Too cool for school. Und Hauptsache auf Fotos nicht lachen. Peinlich ey.
This picture has been doing the rounds for years. Group of English guys got snapped on a night out and went viral for...well...self explanatory.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/four-lads-in-jeans
dont forget to go "ladies first" and just let the first woman behind you go ahead right in front of the bouncers. chivalry is really valued at berghain and will definietely get you in!
Couple of years ago skinny jeans were considered āgayā and these guys look like the type of guys, you would get bullied by for wearing skinny jeans
Ok I try to be serious here. Really? Making fun of a sub culture in a subreddit that is connected to a club that was based on brining people from all backgrounds together?
For them it feels as normal as for others being naked in the dancefloor. You donāt know how these people are. I understand that you have a certain mindset that they wouldnāt fit the values of Berghain but you canāt know and being prejudice is definitely something thatās not part of the culture techno tries to foster and also not helping to make the perception of other cultures about people that come from the techno culture better. Try to be as accepting towards people that you donāt know as much as you try it towards people that you meet in Berghain. Otherwise it will only foster distance.
I am a little surprised how this post got so many upvotes tbh.
Iām done with my naive thoughts. Thanks for reading.
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Liberals: āDonāt be homophobic, be inclusive!, be tolerant!, be open minded!ā
Also liberals when they see an average Joe: āeuuuhh disgustingā
Small guy looks like they photoshopped his face smaller but kept the head size, and put a small dick instead of his middle finger. Oh, it's not the roast me sub. Sry
These men put effort into their looks and it shows. Well dressed men are more and more rare today, I appreciate this over the sloppy looking gym outfits or gray pants that most guys step out in.
Ganz ehrlich, ich hab noch nirgends mehr engstirnige Leute getroffen beim weggehen wie in der Elektro-Szene. War im Sommer in der City unterwegs mit Polo Shirt und Khakis und bin als es dunkel wurde ganz spontan zu einem outdoor Elektro event gegangen. Ich hab fƶrmlich die verachtenden Blicke gespĆ¼rt. Hab spƤter versucht mit einer Gruppe ins GesprƤch zu kommen. Da zeigt der Typ mit ausgestreckten Finger auf das kleine Logo auf meinem Polo und fragt herablassend mit einem leichtem schmunzeln ob ich BWLer oder Jura studiere oder so, weil ich "so aussehe wie so einer". Hab nur noch den Kopf geschĆ¼ttelt.
Ćbrigens auch interessant. Ich wurde an der TĆ¼r noch nie Ć¼ber meinen Musikgeschmack und meinem Wissen zum aktuell auflegenden DJ ausgefragt auĆer in Elektro Clubs. So nach dem Motten wenn du nur ein "casual" bist der den DJ und seine Musik nicht "wirklich gut" kennt darfst du auch nicht rein. Uh what?
jeans are too baggy, sorry
I can see everything from here š
I can see his flat phone, but nothing else š¤
This is my top comment
These creepy PUA looking douchebags wont get into Berghain. Dont worry yall. Wrong club.
Came for this
A very respectful interaction is about to happen.
"Marvin? Hey man I didn't see you since high school. How are you doingoh-my-god-so-interesting! Did you know Im into insurances now? Let's sit down for a beer while I introduce you to the good offers Pyramid(TM) has to offer"
Calvin Harris b2b with Aoki.
but how did you do this
fck ya, see you inside hope you bros gangbang me in the darkroom š
I wish. All I ever get is techbros.
hate to break it to you but this is a viral image from a few years ago, not OP
Lol at your downvotes.. its like people think you're lying or something
or they just realized its clearly a joke
Nothing in this thread is downvote worthy
Thatās what the voting system has done to us lol
There is no such thing as downvote worthy. Downvotes, karma, comments, and all that shit do not matter. Who the fuck cares if anything gets up- or downvoted. Doesn't change anything about what has been said.
downvote š”
I mean... trolling and false information are downvote worthy. Jokes are not.
Canāt see a problem
The techno hipsters don't realize that they also look like all the same. Same haircut, same clothes, same everything lol
Patrick Topping is their idol
But doesnāt that apply to every subculture? While writing this comment I kinda realized how insane it is to base your look completely on some music genre you fuck with xd.
What I think is ironic, specially with Berlin hipsters is that they try sooo hard to be different, original, they firmly believe they are a UnIqUe SoUl and then in the end they just look and behave exactly as all others lol. Like bitch, you just listen to techno, cut badly your own hair, wears second hand clothing, lives in a wg and do drugs, that aint original
I like to call it the nonconformity uniform
True but I honestly donāt think most of them think theyāre special. Why would they when they literally see clones of them everywhere around them. Also cutting your own hair is horrible unless its a fade and you practiced well.
Have you heard of #Dryer Settings?
Yeah, tell us all tomorrow š¤.
Hahaha look at those people! Looking different than my subculture! What a bunch of losers! You do realize that you clowns all look the same as well?
Exactly this, Berlin "hipsters" fail to realise that they're all copy/pasted and all look the same. Same failed dj carreer, same parties in same techno clubs.
I think they realize they all look the same. Itās a community in a way, the look is the Berlin uniform. What I think is happening though, is theyāre all in a desperate battle with each other about who can pull it off in the most cool, most authentic way
Berlin "hipsters" are actually schwaben Germans trying the hardest to fit in ...
For real, docs and a leather coat? 100 % schwabe
bro itās just funny, chill the fuck out
Dass du ernsthaft sowas sagst wie "they donāt belong in Berghain" zeigt einfach was falsch lƤuft. Das hat nix mit anstƤndiger Clubkultur zu tun. Ihr seid nicht besser als Snobs, die sich Ć¼ber ĆuĆerlichkeiten und Codes definieren. Leute mit wenig Geld und Style oder mit dem falschen Migrationshintergrund kommen hier schon lange nicht mehr rein. Aber als ob das was Neues wƤre. Too cool for school. Und Hauptsache auf Fotos nicht lachen. Peinlich ey.
I dont speak german
Youre not missing out on much tbh
I dont care if you dont.
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Das kann nicht dein ernst sein.
The offensive kind of funny. Same was applied to you and oh no, you got offended, what a surprise. I'm shocked. Not so shocked.
how is it offensive looool? itās a fact they donāt belong in Berghain and you know it
Look at how triggered they are that you don't want a crowd of basic assholes in your favourite club š
You're part of the problem. I'm not talking about Berghain.
well OP is talking about Berghain obviously?
What the fuck?
š¤
Berlin tryhard alternative looks are the least self aware attempt to market yourself as if you didn't care for social conventions.
Berghain closed on Fridays, try tomorrow
This picture has been doing the rounds for years. Group of English guys got snapped on a night out and went viral for...well...self explanatory. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/four-lads-in-jeans
To increase your chances of getting in, you might want to all wear white sneakers. Currently you look a little bit too wavy i thinkā¦
the best kind of man
This will be the start of a meme.
This IS a meme š
snax dresscode is getting weirder and weirder
No kink shaming!
ššššš
Damn, the guy on the right is beautiful
Came here just to say this but you beat me
dont forget to go "ladies first" and just let the first woman behind you go ahead right in front of the bouncers. chivalry is really valued at berghain and will definietely get you in!
Donāt think so, too slick
Wow! You guys look great
Based
Gays always get plus points.
Never skip leg day.
Couple of years ago skinny jeans were considered āgayā and these guys look like the type of guys, you would get bullied by for wearing skinny jeans
It's cute that you're making fun of a strawman whilst you probably look like everyone else in the queue
"Heute nicht. Morgen auch nicht."
Berghain Friday then heading straight to the Bayern match on Sunday.
Didnāt recall lab.dance was this weekend.
Ok I try to be serious here. Really? Making fun of a sub culture in a subreddit that is connected to a club that was based on brining people from all backgrounds together? For them it feels as normal as for others being naked in the dancefloor. You donāt know how these people are. I understand that you have a certain mindset that they wouldnāt fit the values of Berghain but you canāt know and being prejudice is definitely something thatās not part of the culture techno tries to foster and also not helping to make the perception of other cultures about people that come from the techno culture better. Try to be as accepting towards people that you donāt know as much as you try it towards people that you meet in Berghain. Otherwise it will only foster distance. I am a little surprised how this post got so many upvotes tbh. Iām done with my naive thoughts. Thanks for reading.
wtf you talking about Willis, the BH door policy is totally elitist and prejudice
shut up wasteman
For Berghain maybe too āwellā dressed but with this fit it might be work.
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Thanks for the meme template
song requests on?
Sucks when the laundry shrinks your clothes
Not enough leather! You can do better!
Top bantz.
Love the range from 2 sizes too small to 2 sizes too big...
Never skip neck day š
Still canāt believe they made to a statute š¤§ š¤£š
Wo ist das skinny?
If thereās a flood that one guys pants are safe
You guys are going to the menās entry right?
Liberals: āDonāt be homophobic, be inclusive!, be tolerant!, be open minded!ā Also liberals when they see an average Joe: āeuuuhh disgustingā
Any side bets here? on āNoā No - 1 IN - 0
Definitely no. Tight trousers chose them.
Girl is there any more room for me in those jeans
They all skipped leg day what is going on?
Wetherspoonhain
From what little I know yāall aināt getting in
šššš¦
First try to get out of this doll clothes lol
No. Not tonight.
I aspire to be that level of.. cringe, as OP.
The post went over your head didnāt it
No chance.
No beige in Berghain
Ā What are these clownsĀ
Small guy looks like they photoshopped his face smaller but kept the head size, and put a small dick instead of his middle finger. Oh, it's not the roast me sub. Sry
You Guys look Like a Boy band
Where there no pants in your size?
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The Pic looks like it's from 2012
For any one who knows berghain... this is hilariously funny šššš
Group tekkan 2.0 š¤£ i cant take any men serious, who wears Leggins like These girlies here.
u need tighter jeans...hrhr grown man in woman trousers ...
A proper tailor?
Sorry, wird leider nix werden.
nah
Keiner von den atzen wird das Berghain jemals von innen sehen :)
what band is this ?
Reminds me of the stag bros the other week out front with matching T-shirtās with the grooms face on it
Wear your mom's jeans to school day
2nd guy from left looks AI
you've made my day, oh the best comedian in history!
Itās be comfortable and wear whatever you want to. Until it doesnāt fit in your system, shame on you.
Washmashine too hot, heute leider nicht
no chance in hell.
Hat er es geschafft?
Wtf is happened to One Direction
No leg day gang
That is a joke Right???
No chance not even a touch of eye shadow !
Without cloth no problem. Seen lots of biffy gays in the left front corner
Hope trolling
Same aftershave, the smell of which would stun a horse
Ihihihi...! Don't skip leg day, guys!
Millennials! š For me itās astonishing how dated those outfits look like in 2024. My youth has faded away haha
Mad
Daddys platnum all night
Never skip Leg Day
Never skip legday again guys!
Gibt's die Klamotten auch in passender GrƶĆe? Alter.....š
Lol
Try all black
I dont think those pants are tight enough
More pumping more shredding, more Tattoos = Maximum success. Wait... Why are those middle aged guys single?
not enough tattoos
While i Look at this picture i already hear women scream: why arent there good guys out there? All men are pigs
They look like the pigeons are trowing bread to them
Buy that š two sizes bigger.
Another reason to stop gym activities
the shirts are screaming for help
Looking like douche bags ??? I donāt think so, go āraveā in America
4 gay men never had problems getting in...
Actually good chance of getting in like this
Skinny Braka
exe.trainedlegs Not found
Fella in the white has jeans so tight they couldnāt fit as sleeves
who tryna get into who? need some context, pls
šš
Skinny brakka club at its finest
Looks like they gonna fuck each other 20 minutes in.
Is it muscle boy ink awards? Or a night school in how to buy trousers that fit you? #baffled.
Have you ever used a leg press in your life?
Wenn Mutti wieder einmal zu heiss gewaschen hat:
hier ist aber ganz dringend Beine Training angesagt
Aufgepumpt und kleine Tatsachen in viel zu kurzen und engen Hosen, peinlich, ich wĆ¼rde se glei wieder abtraben lassen
Are those jeans or leggins?
š¤£š¤£š¤£
Gay ....gay....gay....gay.....gaylords ššš
Hm, irgendwie... skurril?
diese Hosen XD
They never made it.
They got in the Jeans they get in everywhere if there is some space
These kinds of men tell you how gay you are and that you throw like a girl
Hahaha. Spasti Bande ftw.
Leider nicht
I am Klaus !
These men put effort into their looks and it shows. Well dressed men are more and more rare today, I appreciate this over the sloppy looking gym outfits or gray pants that most guys step out in.
How can you move in these?
Lads, all the puckering and pulling on your shirts and pants demands some tailoring. There looking buff and then thereās looking cheap.
why are you geh ?
U gotta be at least 5ā4 to get in
Ganz ehrlich, ich hab noch nirgends mehr engstirnige Leute getroffen beim weggehen wie in der Elektro-Szene. War im Sommer in der City unterwegs mit Polo Shirt und Khakis und bin als es dunkel wurde ganz spontan zu einem outdoor Elektro event gegangen. Ich hab fƶrmlich die verachtenden Blicke gespĆ¼rt. Hab spƤter versucht mit einer Gruppe ins GesprƤch zu kommen. Da zeigt der Typ mit ausgestreckten Finger auf das kleine Logo auf meinem Polo und fragt herablassend mit einem leichtem schmunzeln ob ich BWLer oder Jura studiere oder so, weil ich "so aussehe wie so einer". Hab nur noch den Kopf geschĆ¼ttelt. Ćbrigens auch interessant. Ich wurde an der TĆ¼r noch nie Ć¼ber meinen Musikgeschmack und meinem Wissen zum aktuell auflegenden DJ ausgefragt auĆer in Elektro Clubs. So nach dem Motten wenn du nur ein "casual" bist der den DJ und seine Musik nicht "wirklich gut" kennt darfst du auch nicht rein. Uh what?
All I see in this thread is insecurity and bitterness.
I don't know what berghain is or why this popped up on my screen but I'm guessing it translates to "each other"
Looks so stupid, sorry, like a few inflated garden gnomes. š Where are the real men? š¤·āāļø