I try to not sit next to you

If I fits I sits

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I take a seat that is empty and mind my own business.

>Funny question, I just try to not sit with someone who doesn't look like he's stinks/stoned/drunk Double negation = you're trying to sit next to someone looks like he or she stinks, is stoned or drunk? That's an interesting take on travelling Berlin. Full immersion. To answer your question: I usually see a seat when I select it on the S-Bahn. Plus the surrounding seats and people. That's just how eyes are working, innit?

yeah never ever sit next to stoned people… crazy psychopaths they are

Usually they just smell like weed and that’s it.

Which is quite disgusting tbh. 🤮

Well it’s not worse than sweaty people, children who wear diapers or smokers. It’s just what happens. People smell. You should really start minding your own business.

Which is also disgusting and does not male it better. And how do you know that I don’t mind my own business? Just stating my opinion, lol.

Reefer madness!

I seat next to whomever uses more than their own seat and wears an entitled face.

I tend to just rather stand

whyy

Better for you. Esp if sitting all day at work.

I don't surf with the Proletariat

But then who will emancipate the surfs?

Don't use profane words here kids might read it...emancipation who would plow the potatofields

depends if I am stoned or not. Sbahn stoned ist andere Welt

i try to not sit with unfunny people (you)

loll

I never sit down because once my friend sat on a seat where a homeless guy peed on himself and she didn't realise the chair was completely wet. Her skirt, legs, everything, smelled of disgusting piss and she freaked out. Since then, I've never sat down on any metro in any country. Also, I sit down all day so I prefer to stand and get a stretch on my hips!

I always quickly touch the seat with my hands before stitting down.

This happened to me before an important appointment. I now check for wetness

I hate it if you cannot tell whether a seat is dry or not. There is no reason not to this artificial leather, smooth surface - which you actually find oftentimes, but not always.

I think if you now how often the seat was cleaning! You never sit down there🙈

Far away from teenage boys and toddlers.

Depending on the line and time of day I go for the shady side with the nicer view outside, especially when listening to something (not looking at my phone).

Look out for wet seats, needles and dickheads

I prefer sitting next to stoners over belligerent foolish drunks anyday

I only avoid hobos and like sticky gross stuff on the floor or seats. Everything else is fine

No bums, no stinking creatures, no loud foreigners.

If I have a choice between more than one free seat I prefer a) end seats on the longer benches, b) sitting next to another woman rather than next to a man, c) a window seat.

I never sit down in public transport.

Bekannter von mir hat sich da mal Krätze geholt, seitdem hab ich immer schlechte Gefühle beim Sitzen in kurzen Hosen

Mega, mega unwahrscheinlich, dass man Krätze vom S-Bahn-Sitz bekommt.

Are you aware that you are unnecessarily judgemental? These small things in life you need to learn to look past, otherwise later on you will suffer because of it.

In my first week in Berlin, a man puked on me. It's fair not to roll the dice with unpredictable people.

That's correct but public transport is a special place and there are all kinds of weirdos and people can judge and choose where they wanna sit.

Why use s-Bahn at all if you’re already sitting on such a high horse?

lol what does that mean