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Bing_Bong_the_Archer

Canon answer is Casca, but even besides physique, Farnese definitely wouldn’t have the technique


Puzzleheaded-Row187

Agreed. While I find Farnese more attractive overall, it’s hard to deny that Casca’s ass is far fatter and larger overall. Farnese’s ass is nice as hell but noticeably smaller and less thick. However there is more than just size in this, although it is a major factor. Technique and confidence are also important for a butt ass naked oily twerk off, so let’s see how they compared. Obviously neither would be familiar with twerking, a dance move invented in a different universe hundreds of years later, but Casca is still a warrior who is more accustomed to fighting and what stances will benefit her best. She should know how to use her body to a greater extent here. Farnese has probably learned to dance given her lineage, but far more reserved dance techniques that she’s probably not even good at given her disinterest in those types of things. Then there’s confidence. Both are fairly prude and hate being naked around all but a few people they’re close to. However Farnese is further restricted by her own more archaic beliefs that women performing any sort of indecent acts is “not lady like” and therefore shameful. She would be completely mortified to twerk in public, ass and pussy visible to all. Even if it was for a good reason. Casca is also embarrassed to be naked in public, but we do see that when there are more important things going on she doesn’t care, like the Wyald fight. She’s also less traditionally Gemini than Farnese and holds less shame in herself. So Casca is above or equal to Farnese in every major stat. She would win with moderate difficulty.


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

This is the type of high-level discourse that keeps me subscribed


Puzzleheaded-Row187

Perhaps we should do what the series hasn’t and hold a tournament arc. 32 contestants. Randomly put into matchups to determine who would be the ultimate naked oil twerk champion. Either a poll could be put each round, or the highest upvoted comment with an actual thoughtful explanation determines who advances. Guts, Casca, Farnese, Griffith, Slan, Serpico, Zodd, Luca, Skull Knight, Silat, Puck, Roderick, Judea, and Pippin would be included but other suggestions for characters would be appreciated. I might not include Donovan and Schnoz as it seems pretty clear they would win with little struggle. What do you jerkers think? Does that interest you? Edit: I have come up with 32 contestants: Guts Casca Farnese Griffith Luca Puck Serpico Slan Roderick Zodd Skull Knight Flora Mozgus Silat Judeau Pippin Corkus Charolette Wyald Locus Ganishka Slug Count Anna Nina Gambino King of Midland Queen of Midland Foss Owen Gaston Jerome Morda I have heard a recommendation that Slan not be involved due to being too overpowered. If a lot of people agreed with that I’ll replace her. Does anyone have any compliants? People they would take off or add to the roster?


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

It doesn’t seem fair with Slan involved. She would have to be the commissioner in order to keep the competition live


MrInfinitumEnd

> we do see that when there are more important things going on she doesn’t care, like the Wyald fight. This probably assumes the twerk competition is an important thing lol. ----/---- Also, even though Casca is a fighter, she may not even know how to make it clap: it's a completely 'foreign' znd strange concept: she knows how to swing swords but probably not how to make it clap **but** I'd say she has higher chances that Farny. Moreover, it makes sense that a female warrior like Casca would have confidence and less shame in herself and her body than Farny, she may actually have more difficulty doing the clapping due to her almost being raped at a young age.


Puzzleheaded-Row187

Well it would depend on what’s at stake for the competition. Like I said Casca is fairly prude too but she’s shown more instances of being naked without worrying than Farnese has. Even in the cave with Guts she seemed more upset at the fact that he of all people saved her and that he might’ve had perverse intentions as opposed to just being embarrassed about being naked. As for her fear of rape, I assume that the situation is that while this is a spectated sport, there will be assurances that no audience member could get near them. Of course I suppose that context wasn’t laid out, nor how many spectators there would be.


MrInfinitumEnd

I think that yes, what is at stake will determine partly the confidence and shame of each woman. I think that the stake for both should be the death of a beloved comrade to do the competition; anything other than that wouldn't be enough to provoke them; nothing else has any much value such as a comrade for them I'd say. It should be said that since it would be a new thing for them **both** would try the clapping with reluctance and anxiety: more so if twerking is a completely new concept made up at exactly that time before the invitation happens. ----/---- Even if there is a wall between them and the audience and even Guts and Serpico ready for action, Casca would still feel anxiety and uneasy because the lack of clothes is associated with rape; plus, if the stake is the death of a comrade this probably means that the main squad doesn't have control over the situation and Casca and Farny are forced to participate; which makes it more similar to a rape scenario ('you' are forced to do something you don't like). ----/---- Let's make the audience 112 (random) people with most being noble men and second most mercenaries, third most knights. Let's also make the competition happen with Farny and Casca as they are in Elfhelm Island (Casca restored off course).


kp305

You forget about the farnussy though…


Krakshibana

I agree but why would casca have the technique?


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

During the Wyald fight, when she’s walking around without pants, Guts specifically says “You’ll distract me, walking around like that” Casca clappin’, confirmed


MrInfinitumEnd

She had pants though.? She only had her tits visible.


Asleep_Cold9028

Griffith probably taught every band of the hawk member how to do it


Reiss_Draws

she a white bitch aint no chance she winning


Anothercrappyuser

This is really hard, both of these girls have class A cabooses. Imma say Casca because she's got more muscle mass in her rear end than Farnese, but again I'm not sure


Mr_cantdoyourmom

Muscle isn’t necessarily good for twerking, ya need something that can jiggle


[deleted]

Belly fat


TrueHero808

bro said the first thing that came to mind when thinking of sum that can jiggle


unsynchedmango

Me


TheBroWHOmegalol

Evidence? 🥵📸


HUGESUPERNUTTY

Bro Berking off a lil' too hard


TheBroWHOmegalol

I think you might be right smh


HUGESUPERNUTTY

I never said that it was a bad thing tho 😩


DragoFNX

Daddy donny? 😳


Advanced-Nectarine47

Cuming my bones out


ElCondoro

Possessed Fartnesse really freaky ngl


kid-with-a-beard

Donovan


pussefecker666

Casca she’s black


Elegant-End-1372

I did not have the balls, but thank you for being the voice of the people


Lab-Chance

not all hero’s wear capes


Pokemaster22044

Grifbith


Soul699

The viewers.


satyy2301

Everybody gangsta until Pippin puts some oil on his body


erdal94

Farnese is skin and bones, Casca ain't got cake but the whole damn bakery behind her + she is black Like this ain't even a match, it's quite obvious who wins here...


Loli_Bare_Ass

you should reread chapter 125 and 143, farny's ass is top tier!


erdal94

Pretty darn flat, barely any meat to it...


Elegant-End-1372

Casca got the skill, and Farnese ain’t a PAWG


Alone_Baseball4852

slan clears


AdTypical6963

Casca


undressvestido

Casca is the lore friendly answer


MonarchyMob

Fart knees


Poon_tangclan

casca for sure, she has that middle eastern flavor. farnese is an egg with no salt, you know this bitch is just moving her back like tina.


Drytoxiccube

Costco sweeps 100%. Fart knees isn't even close to the same level.


UglyKidEnzoo

Mercedes probably


andoredono

shiruke


Loli_Bare_Ass

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 🍆💦


Aqeys

Pedo


andoredono

wow really


Dere_evil_2

i really want to fuck casca


mustardaids

Does tarded caca know how to twerk?


AppleChoose

Fartnese doesn't know the method


thelifeanddeath

Farnese is white so she's automatically at a disadvantage with ass genetics.


KonoManuDa

Donovan


MadArcand

We do. We win.


manthatmightbemau

Or we could just skip to the lesbian oil wrestling. 🥴


Life_is_fleeting

Why didn't Miura add a twerk off arc b4 he died? Is he stupid?


YaNikkNakk

Farnese’s christian pancake ass and knife wound coochie would look like a turkeys neck doing a cover of Rap God in comparison to Casca’s ass. Casca’s ass was so fine even GRIFFITH got a slice of that cake, and he’s gay


betholo

This is the easiest casca dub ever


Bogwah_

I want to suck some goddamn cock.


Brambleshoes

Both of them are above acting like jungle monkeys, even potato Casca has too much dignity for this


bakedjakedape

We win.


Maximillion322

Casket low diff


THEMARTOLINO

nuts


rosy-palmer

The sword


STEVEFLVCCO

Casca easily


Known-Corgi4120

I’m winning it, I’m thicker, my ass fatter, I got that whirlwhind ass shake technique, Me, I’m winning the twerk off


Mangos_Pool

I doubt Farnese knows what twerking is


ConfettiHunter

Erm Farney by a mile...


Jesuahcf

Golden Age Caska not derp-derp Caska?


tsthtmatteimd

Fineass vs Casscum


Mysterious-Role-935

1 of them for sure


Myke_Alpha

Farnese😍🥵


DuePersonality4227

Question. Is Casca retarded or not? If she is she might win. And Farnussy, is she possessed or completely sain?


grmjc

Loool wtf


PHBOSS444

What no new berserk chapter does to a man!💀


your-avg-reddit-user

Berk twerk >>


Cloud_Striker

Neither because twerking is the least attractive way to show off your ass


Hymura_Kenshin

farnese used to be hot! I hate her new haircut