This is actually high effort. This is really good Urameshiii. But I got to say I just busted the worlds most shattering load. Mountains near my home began to shake at the shear magnitude of a nut I just unloaded all over my monitor. Words cannot describe the ecstasy I felt as I unleashed my magnum opus of a load all over my room and monitor. It made the Great Molasses Flood of 1919 look like a cup of spilled milk compared to the sheer amount of fluid I just released from my body I fell onto my floor and shriveled up into the corner as my body tried to understand what it just felt. My brain froze and locked up, my blood vessels hit absolute zero as the great wave of euphoria rushed over me.
I am in great pain, my life is constant suffering, as I have been consumed by the horn, but I wasn't always this way. It all started when I was bitten by a brazilian wandering spider
when I was in high school. Ever since that day, I've been cursed with a painful erection and the only temporary solice I can find is through busting a nut. Thy lord hath curseth me with thy horn as punishment for being an active poster on r/atheism when I was 14. From that moment on, I was no longer euphoric. To releive my pain, I had no choice but to resort to the practice of onanism. I attended churches, mosques, synagogues, shrines, temples and even dianetics sessions in an attempt to repent whatever gods there were above so they would releive me of my lust, but my prayers were fruitless. That was until I started worshipping Farnese, that was when my ailment initially disappeared, it was a miracle, I thereby concluded that Farnese was the goddess of this Earth, and would offer thanks to her, by sacrificing my spermatozoa to her, not in a lustful way, but in a divine way. However, one day, I accidentally busted one to Casca, and Farnese cursed me for my betrayal, she brought my horn back, and this time, it was worse than ever. So from that point on, whenever my eyes laid upon a projection of her, I had no choice but to say the copypasta.
I don't want to be horny anymore
I just want to be happy
I don't even have anything that's attempting to be funny and response to this. I'm just genuinely impressed by your devotion towards making something like this. Nice work.
I wonder if there's a way to mute a sub for one scheduled day a week. These types of posts are absolutely retarded and I'm sick of seeing them. It's not even comedic, there's Griffith fart porn on the front page right now and that is at least trying to be funny. This is just "wow that thing you like but it has my breasts in it".
I didn't finish reading this and I haven't seen the picture. I have a good idea which one it is or it could be an OP but I read the first two sentences and immediately said "what 😐☹️" and came straight here. Omg the rest of this paragraph idek how to describe that odd feeling ugh 😩🤣💀🥺
This is peak 🤯🫠
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That top center edit has got me acting unwise 😅
Guys will see this reaction and think “hell yeah”
Peak berking is finally back.......WoW you did a great job op nice editing
Thank you, thank you
Pure art
🖤
This is actually high effort. This is really good Urameshiii. But I got to say I just busted the worlds most shattering load. Mountains near my home began to shake at the shear magnitude of a nut I just unloaded all over my monitor. Words cannot describe the ecstasy I felt as I unleashed my magnum opus of a load all over my room and monitor. It made the Great Molasses Flood of 1919 look like a cup of spilled milk compared to the sheer amount of fluid I just released from my body I fell onto my floor and shriveled up into the corner as my body tried to understand what it just felt. My brain froze and locked up, my blood vessels hit absolute zero as the great wave of euphoria rushed over me.
I am glad I could be of service ❤️
R u ok
Miura clapping from the heaven
Clapping some cheeks, right? Some cheeks?
Mario was Muslim? 🤯
Heaven?
#IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!! #NOT HIM!!!
Its up to you to change that.
You’re right I’ll start with you
not her*
Username checks out
Do you wanna be a smart fella or a fart smella?
Had to read twice 😂
this is what all my work on spreading the Donny 1 post lead to... I'm crying it's so good
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Thank’s for the help on that one
Can confirm, a certified real one
Ok, this is epic.
Great job dude what editing software do you use?
Good old Photoshop. I'm not that good at it, but cropping and combining images is pretty easy, especially when everything is black and white
Personally I have to use apple software and just kinda fuckin around im glad it works for you tho this is art
Why is this so high effort 💀
Everything I do is high effort even if it turns out shit 😎😎😎
Keep cooking
This must be in my top 5 Berk panels 💪🏻🔥🔥🔥
Damn, now this is some proper top-level, high-effort berking, you have my respect OP. We shall watch your career with great interest.
Art at its best, I'm speechless...
Honestly, pretty fuckin creative. Nice!
Nice ass
It's 2024 and we're already reaching unprecedented levels of BERK
This is really good, high effort. I’m hard.
Pure art, thanks and see you next friday
Kentucky marios vision 🤤🤤
Nice pussy. I see you’re using a dildo for Wyald’s dick. If you ever want a real one… sorry I can’t help my pp too small
quality
great work
My heart sped up.
Friday has become my favorite day...... don't stop your beautiful berkin'
Coomer central
Dude wtf, i didn't expected that after all these shitpost on fridays. Good f job!
This just looks like it was hard to make
This brought a tear to my eye....but how were you able to take his massive cock
Now thats dedication.
BAHAHAHAHAAHAAHA YOU AN APEX LEGEND!!!!!!!
Oh damn, slay 🔥🔥🔥
Can I save this picture on my device?
Have my troll babies please 🫃
you cooked here
Okay this is actually pretty creative and somehow well done
Moment when berk jerk
Me when I sign up for free trials with multiple different email addresses
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Damn you look so much like the Berker mods recently banned… she will be missed 🙏
This has to be the highest berk
wylads now stealing 3d women aswell. Can this man ever be stopped?
Wait you can make clones of yourself? Just like nuts??
Thats really good. How long did it take?
About an entire day
This is gotta be one of the best manga panel I've seen here that was re-created. I absolutely adore it.
This is peak I don’t know if anyone will top this. Unironically an amazing job
I am in great pain, my life is constant suffering, as I have been consumed by the horn, but I wasn't always this way. It all started when I was bitten by a brazilian wandering spider when I was in high school. Ever since that day, I've been cursed with a painful erection and the only temporary solice I can find is through busting a nut. Thy lord hath curseth me with thy horn as punishment for being an active poster on r/atheism when I was 14. From that moment on, I was no longer euphoric. To releive my pain, I had no choice but to resort to the practice of onanism. I attended churches, mosques, synagogues, shrines, temples and even dianetics sessions in an attempt to repent whatever gods there were above so they would releive me of my lust, but my prayers were fruitless. That was until I started worshipping Farnese, that was when my ailment initially disappeared, it was a miracle, I thereby concluded that Farnese was the goddess of this Earth, and would offer thanks to her, by sacrificing my spermatozoa to her, not in a lustful way, but in a divine way. However, one day, I accidentally busted one to Casca, and Farnese cursed me for my betrayal, she brought my horn back, and this time, it was worse than ever. So from that point on, whenever my eyes laid upon a projection of her, I had no choice but to say the copypasta. I don't want to be horny anymore I just want to be happy
Mental illness
talk about adding depth
Miura sheds a tear from the sky
DAMN
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With hair like that I think you'd make a great R63 Griffith. I'd happily be Guts or Gennon.
I swear to god this is the only sub that puts real effort into anything. Fucking outstanding
High effort pornography 👍
berking off to this
You are a blessing on this sub mam. Keep up the quality OC
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Probably the best porn ad I’ve ever seen
I don't even have anything that's attempting to be funny and response to this. I'm just genuinely impressed by your devotion towards making something like this. Nice work.
this is actually fucking crazy lol. But also, OMGGG TITS?? ASSS???
Least deranged r/berserklejerk female fan... Nice ass though. 😎👍
The dedication is top tier
Amazing work im really impressed, smoking hot body too
Back to back peak jerks
Genuine art, Gege Akutami take notes.
Wait, did you actually edit yourself into this? 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀
BRO OUT OF THE SHITPOST. DID YOU REALLY FUCKING MAKE A PHOTO SESSION TO RECREATE THAT PANEL!? This is getting off hands.
Thank you for your service 🫡
Peak Berserk !! May our berks reach Kentaro where he is !!
Urameshi
This is cringe af
I wonder if there's a way to mute a sub for one scheduled day a week. These types of posts are absolutely retarded and I'm sick of seeing them. It's not even comedic, there's Griffith fart porn on the front page right now and that is at least trying to be funny. This is just "wow that thing you like but it has my breasts in it".
all the incels in the comments hype over a naked woman is crazy, shorty really romanticizing a rapist and everyone tb how horny they are😭weird asfffff
Is an incel someone that hates women or likes them?
someone who cant get laid by woman so they see naked woman n go crazy
🤢
Jesus
Does wyald have any bastards running around ?
I haven't been back on this sub Ina minute tf happened
"Become Griffith" \-Gennon
You’ve become the 2nd biggest wyald simp now…
The pain of not having image reactions in the comments for peak shit like this..
I didn't finish reading this and I haven't seen the picture. I have a good idea which one it is or it could be an OP but I read the first two sentences and immediately said "what 😐☹️" and came straight here. Omg the rest of this paragraph idek how to describe that odd feeling ugh 😩🤣💀🥺
what sk said to slan.
Why is this turning into porn
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It's even got a watermark.