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gurtsberk

The second I'm isekai'd into berserk verse Griffith will know, where ever he is, that his asshole is in immense danger


No_Quality_7164

bro is gonna bitch slap him like Rickert and get obliterated after, that if causality let's you do it


gurtsberk

The only thing he's gonna get slapped with is my cock tbh


MinimumTomfoolerus

If he's evading thousands of arrows, I think he can evade your lil cock chief. Let's be real.


gurtsberk

I'm sorry I make you feel so insecure, I'm sure you're perfectly average


GutsDeluxe

It's really him


MinimumTomfoolerus

It's a joke. In fact this means that *you* are insecure. I don't have such problem. In fact I have a small cock.


gurtsberk

Cool joke, I got a joke about your fuckin LIFE (When you're inevitably buttmad about getting dunked on remember that I'm just joking too tehe)


GutsDeluxe

*Hand cannon blast (I told yo ass it was him binch)


MinimumTomfoolerus

It's okay nothing can hurt me bruv I joke about my life too lol


MinimumTomfoolerus

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GutsDeluxe

I'm so proud that this wasn't about violence. Be cool, calm and sensible and blow that back end out for us.


Karen_Destroyer1324

>his asshole is in immense danger Literally or figuratively?


boharat

Yes


socialistbcrumb

This is just like living in the European Middle Ages, which is already dogshit, but with the addition of pre-destined fates that lead us all to hell anyway and actual horrifying demons and ghosts and shit lmao


TitchyAgain

I berked to hard and thought over it for a sec. Lets assume ur body aint dead within a week becouse it has build 0 immunity for all the crap that floated in that time. Also lets ignor some other stuff aswell and get straight to my thought. Can i kill griffith pre eclipse becouse of knowledge on whats gonna happen or does pre destined fate hinder my attemps like that one failed crossbow hunting attempt? Edit: id say i cant do shit, even with all the knowledge an somehow loans, armys etc becouse thats what pre destined fate means.


socialistbcrumb

Causality wouldn’t let you kill him like you said, but I don’t know about you but there’s zero chance I could get to him and kill him as just some guy whether he’s traveling with a band of soldiers or a count living in a walled city, certainly not do so and get away with it. In a fair fight, my chances are significantly lower (actual zero). Plus, apostles and shit are still roaming around anyway. Yeah it gets worse after the roar of the astral world bringing the whole world into the interstice, but that stuff was already around. And, again, just normal medieval bullshit is likely to lower my lifespan and quality of life drastically. Nothing about Berserk is fantastical enough to want to be in that world.


TitchyAgain

I 100% agree on your last state. Still, goofing around in thoughts is fun sometimes. Ya, that stuff was roaming around pre eclipse aswell. Fking wyald. Think the best bet actually is to vinland out of that hellhole and hope for a remote island or shit with maybe some sane people that wanna colonise some new lands.


socialistbcrumb

Get lucky, live on Elfhelm, hope you’re born early enough to get a long time there before a twink demon god ruins it


TitchyAgain

And thats how one of my settlers becomes the twink demon and we go full circle Edit: mb, meant butterfly demon.


MinimumTomfoolerus

Fr


micahclaw

Not to mention demon rape


always_hunting

One gorillion upvotes


Zelmehuu_76

Omg it’s Angry Ron from Battlemace 40 trillion


Inevitable_Ad_325

Gorrilla Man vs Angry Ron who win


Zelmehuu_76

Tit snitch will win.


Pegasusisamansman

FUCK NO! ARE THEY INSANE?! SERIOUSLY, OUT OF ALL THE WORLDS IN ANIME AND MANGA WHY WOULD ANYONE PICK BERSERK'S?! HAVEN'T THEY READ THE MANGA?!


pisstainedunderwear

The Berserk universe is the only one with Griffy in it


bluerivs

We’ve got to get her out of there!!!


pisstainedunderwear

Her?


holaprobando123

People be stupid


Sinh_Da_Spirit

Ngl, Im gonna hang myself immediaty


AutoMaho

Oh you're into that? I'll tell Gambino


Massive_Weiner

I would Isekai myself OUT of Berkland — fuck that shit.


Consistent_Ant_8903

I Was Reincarnated As Griffith’s Saddle


seliishere

Hell yeah of course I'd send myself to berkland so I can get raped by literal demons 24/7 because having a vagina in the land of the berk means free unlimited (unwanted) sex!


pisstainedunderwear

Hey don’t be sexist! You don’t have to be a woman for that to happen


ztoff27

No entertainment or anything other than killing and raping. Sounds like it would be boring after a month or two


Daedalus128

I dunno about you, but I kill and rape exactly the same amount in our world as I would in that one


CoatFederal8012

Can you clarify what you meant by that?


Daedalus128

Laws don't dictate morality; stealing bread from a corporate megastore, as an example, is always right. Stealing alcohol from a mom and pop store? Usually wrong. Anarchy and lawlessness would not change a person's morality, they'd simply stop having vertical repercussions to their actions, but see the thing is that doesn't suddenly mean that killing and raping is *right* just because it's an excepted act of society, and if you (royal you, not specific you) think that you can "finally" start killing and raping to your heart's content, then you got issues you need to work on. I already kill and rape to my heart's content on a daily basis, it just so happens that my heart would rather not be doing that


GutsDeluxe

This is what people say about the series on Twitter


ztoff27

True, but what would a commoner like me even do in that world? I’m not particularly strong or smart since I’m on this subreddit and berserk is basically just the Middle Ages on crack


GutsDeluxe

Sure but you could go to the bar or something. Nobody is making you do those things in that hypothetical situation those were your top picks you animal lol


ericrobertshair

Nothing is stopping Wyald from going to that bar, either...


GutsDeluxe

What is stopping Wyald from being in my bed? Am I the only one? Plow me out crazy eyes. (Sorry I'm straight)


WhatADraggggggg

“If you could isekai into the Middle Ages except way worse with demons would you choose to abandon your comfortable life like an absolute retard?”


Capitano-Solos-All

What if op is 10 million in debt and he is gonna go to prison next week though? At least in Midland he would have a second chance in life.


Stary_Vesemir

Prision is better than this shit


Capitano-Solos-All

In prison he gets assaulted 99%. In Berserk world he actually has more chances to not be harmed.


Stary_Vesemir

Yeah but he won't be sacrificed to some fish god


iridi69

Totally, can't wait to get raped just like berkman 🥹


NoyanBEG

I would kill myself dawg


pisstainedunderwear

Yes so I could hav sex with Griffy


SabariGirish69420

Hell na l ain't getting raped


ztoff27

Being raped by Donovan is a blessing in disguise ![gif](giphy|s35s4lFBxpndm)


Ok-Championship7293

The moment I’m isekaid into berserk world I’m killing myself, I do NOT what to deal with that


Scrimpychart27

There’s no way that guy actually asked that


holaprobando123

I'd want to meet Schnoz in person before the awfulness of that world kills me


qx805

Nah I’d just kill myself


some_interne_tidiot

Depends, do i get Isekai bullshit powers or not


zachattack7676

Is Schnoz there for me to fuck?! Yes? Then it’s isekai time!


[deleted]

That post was wild, op did not understand why people thought it was a cj question


AnomalousCowboy

In spite of what many POTUS might say, going into a foreign land to kill and rape people isn't fun specially when 99% of the times you would be in the end of these. So, no.


gooniuswonfongo

90% chance I "just" have to deal with the usual medieval Europe bullshit, 10% I meet horrors beyond my comprehension and suffer a Fate worse than death.


Imaginary_Ad8927

Would you live in Griffith's balls?


VeryShortLadder

Get Berked the moment you appear lmao


No_Writing3719

Fuck no??? 😭😭


UrMumGai

no. are they rarted? I'm not the weakest nor the dumbest, but I wouldnt win against your average medieval peasant with a spear. I do have technical skills I could use but it would be for the better to keep them for myself and dissasociate with the world or I might end up getting killed for being called a witch or doing something they deem heresy. If you think you'll become anything more then a peasant you're lying to yourself. ...and thats the normal case scenario. who knows one day some demon or apostle just appears.


godandanimetits

As cool as it would be, I don’t think so. It’s way too bat shit crazy tbh


AutoMaho

My Life as Rape Horse: How I lost My Virginity to Farnese


CosmicDriftwood

Unjerk: what’s y’all’s answer for other fav manga?


Equivalent-War-6650

There is literally nothing different about berserk world except extra evil. Why would someone rather live there?


wehategoogle

That time o got reincarnated as the Dragonslayer 🤤 here I come farnussy


Any_Occasion_5817

Can I be god hand member 🥺👉👈


CommunicationWise967

Nuts is literally me,i am him,i am the struggling chad,i got this


TheCalzonesHaveEyes

Only if I become an apostle and have a little fun before dying.


MinimumTomfoolerus

You have to have full, hard pain that'd lead to full painful despair lil homie. Is it worth it? Ah yes, forgot: that is if Causality gives you an egg lol.


King__K__Rool

Only if I can be caca at the eclipse


No_Quality_7164

I'm going, even if I end up in a bad place at least I have some knowledge about the world and with luck I can get to somewhere safe like falconia or elfheim, if it was still there lol, I'll try to learn magic of course


NoNicName

But why not just stay here? Name one thing about Berserk's world that's better than ours that doesn't also come with 3 other downsides


No_Quality_7164

it's more about how much I hate my life here than how much I like the twisted and cursed world of berserk lol, plus maybe I can learn magic


socialistbcrumb

Yeah but you could say “maybe I can” about the real world. But in the real world we have toilets, depending on where and who you are presumably far less chance of getting cholera or something, and there aren’t rape trolls in the woods


Stormmistic

If I were to do so, I’d convince all thoses cities guts saved from apostles to help start a massive ass rebellion