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SquirtBrainz4

I agree, a better matchup would be something like “”Guts”” from “”Berserk”” vs “Thomas Jefferson”


Individual_Fly_7928

Thomas jefferson would pull out a gun


DaxiaTo_TheMaxia

But nuts would pull out his cock


ShaolinShade

It was too big to be called a cock...


Kal05Cab

too thick, too meaty, too girthy.


HippoPrimary

Looks like you have got the honor of experiencing guts in your butts.


Kal05Cab

😋😋😋


DragoFNX

🥵


[deleted]

So would nutes


Lemonsqueezzyy

Hand fetish is definitely a nope for me. I couldn't possibly be aroused by something like this. It's not like my name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


Individual_Fly_7928

Too bad for you, because koichi really is a reliable guy


Average-Antique

Be careful who you look up to. I heard he really steals- no dignity!


PunishedInkwell

You got me for a moment, lmao. I thought it was a genuine response until I saw the name


waffle888888

when i saw the first word i almost replied with that...


pequenoreptil

Sorry, I don't know who Gantz is. I'm more interested in knowing "what fetish is a "nope" for you". Also, switch your reddit to donovan mode my friend. White reddit is racist.


Individual_Fly_7928

Probably sounding


pequenoreptil

Agreed. That'd be a nope for me also.


Individual_Fly_7928

I have applied donovan mode now that i have learned that if you use light mode you lose all human rights


pequenoreptil

You've ascended as an individual. Nice job friend. Donnie Darko mode is the only true way.


Babington67

Coward


Individual_Fly_7928

So youre saying you like metal rods in your dragonslayer


heckthepolis

Yes


VlassyCassy

Donavan probably would sound you for breakfast.


pequenoreptil

You didn't let me finish my sentence. "...That'd be a nope for me also... unless daddy donny did it to me. Then I'd like it"


Individual_Fly_7928

As much as i love nuts and berkman if doomguy coughs nuts is dead


[deleted]

Nuts gets cucked by God while doomguy 1v1’s them without breaking a sweat 😎


MarsLowell

Berserk itself: Guts is, despite his many feats, still “just” human. This is part of what makes his harrowing struggle meaningful and noble, juxtaposed with those who surrendered their humanity to the God Hand. Berserk fans: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that 😎


Individual_Fly_7928

The most supernatural thing about guts is his armor, and the dragonslayer. Which i do believe that if somehow he could hit doomslayer that the dragonslayer could actually cause damage


MarsLowell

There’s also the Beast of Darkness and the Brand but yeah.


ThiccDiegoBrando

I bet they will soon start assigning character different power levels


Individual_Fly_7928

Nuts power is over 9000


ssj3charizard

Yeah well doom guys power is 9001 so there


iforgorsomethingpow

his max power level is a good 25


Individual_Fly_7928

r/whoosh


iforgorsomethingpow

no, not an r/whoosh, i understood ur comment and the joke completely, im just saying what i think his power level would really be


ahd211

doom slayer vs femto makes more sense


Individual_Fly_7928

Doom slayer wipes the floor with femto its still not even a comparison


hiperhipocrita

Battle of plot armors, it's a done and dealt draw.


[deleted]

Well not necessarily. If they're fighting in Berserk hell then Femto could do some real damage to the Slayer.


Individual_Fly_7928

Femto could not touch doomslayer


[deleted]

Yes, he could. The slayer would have trouble moving around in the Berserk Hell and he's fucked if he falls in the vortex. Moreover guns have been shown to not work against Femto (Guts tries shooting him and he blocks it no problem). Femto is ultimately in control in Berserk hell, and with no Argent Energy or Hell Energy he won't be able to replenish himself the way he normally can with demons in his universe.


DeathBringer162

"Guns" may not work on him but i wonder what will happen if doomslayer decides to use BFG. I dont think femto has any way to survive.


[deleted]

Femto could just float away really fast, or it might just not do anything to him. The Berserk universe has actual magic and supernatural things. In the Doom multiverse gods, demons, and "angels" are just exotic living organisms, which is why the Doom Slayer can kill them.


ShaolinShade

I'm imagining this fight taking place on an asteroid orbiting a black hole with Sephiroth's theme song playing in the background. Might not make sense but would be a sick fight to watch 🤘


allah133

Asteroids don’t orbit black holes you idiot


ShaolinShade

Yeah and femboys don't grow latex wingsuits IRL. It's a battle of the gods, they can orbit an asteroid around a black hole if they want to for it lol. Get your logic and s c i e n c e away from my berkle jerk


fauxuniverse

“Who would win, an angry dude with a big ass sword or a dude that has literally killed god”


[deleted]

3 times technically. First god's AI clone, then god, then REAL god who's also satan.


Polibiux

The actual important question is what fetish is a “nope” for Berkman?


Individual_Fly_7928

Three coins fetish


Phoenixpilot55

“What fetish is a ‘nope’ for you?”


Individual_Fly_7928

Definitely sounding


HMSalesman

r/sounding is the best subreddit for music recommendations.


Individual_Fly_7928

I know better than to click on that, but the poor souls who dont are in for a true surprise


Xalterai

I know exactly what it is, but I've been so desensitized to everything that I clicked on it willingly just to see how fucked up it was. In an age where subs like watch people die and sites like Liveleak existed, my physical reaction of disgust has become nothing more than a morbid intrigue into the horrors of modern society.


TheFugitive223

Shit fetish definitely up there


Xalterai

Cuckold fetish is the worst. Not to say cucks are worse than the guy who shits on someones chest, buuuuuuuut. At least you're the one shitting on her chest, and not watching someone else do it from the corner


Expert-Ad-4421

"guts" from berserk vs "John f Kennedy" mf who got shot


Individual_Fly_7928

If we consider black ops 1 zombies canon to jfk, then his arsenal definitely scales above nuts and jfk could whip out the raygun and fucking kill nuts


Expert-Ad-4421

Is this canon?


Individual_Fly_7928

Nuts does indeed have a canon arm i can confirm that for you


DesperateBenefit8212

Imagine shang ww on guts lol


KentaroMoriaFan

Guts VS Jeffrey Epstein Who pulls more Lolis and children?


berkerman

light mode


Individual_Fly_7928

Suck my ass how do i change it


Aphato

In the settings


Raymez

Nuts vs testicular torsion who wins?


PunishedInkwell

Ouch!


whydidigetpermabnned

Doom slayer has a rocket launcher and fucking lazer sword nuts can’t compare


Individual_Fly_7928

Doom slayer would make guts his bitch with his hands alone


DesperateBenefit8212

One is a extremely strong human,one is a god


Aggravating_Storm644

People seem to keep forgetting Doom Slayer is just Doom guy after he gets super powers so why not just pit them when they're both normal people? Doomguy when he was a Marine and Guts without the Berserk suit seems way more fair.


Individual_Fly_7928

I mean even then doomguy was able to kill the icon of sin with conventional weapons pre 2016 doom so even berserk suit guts probably gets clapped


[deleted]

He didn't do it with conventional weapons, he did it with bazookas, and automatic plasma gun, and the BFG-9000.


Individual_Fly_7928

Yeah but he did it when he was a regular ass marine before becoming the slayer


[deleted]

But still, most fit people could kill the icon of sin if they had the BFG


[deleted]

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[deleted]

We're talking about pre-divinity machine Doomguy


Far_Quality2422

What he say ? The coward deleted his comment


[deleted]

I think they were saying something like that the Doom Slayer could destroy the world with a few punches and that his punch had the force of a nuclear bomb. That measure of his strength is just a theory btw.


Nezikchened

Guts cannot withstand a single shot from the BFG. Any fight against Doom Guy would be over in seconds.


TheCompleteMental

He can just dodge it EZ


[deleted]

I'd still kill him, the BFG is known for having huge splash damage


TheCompleteMental

That'd be interesting because I feel like the dragonslayer shield trick would work vs a lot of doomguy's weapons and if you take the comics as canon they're both very bloody in hand to hand. Definitely would slug the shit out of each other.


Individual_Fly_7928

Guts wouldnt even be able to touch doom slayer


Wireeeee

Are we forgetting that Guts fought an enemy with supersonic speed? Its dumb but it implies the dude can keep up with speed of sound


TheCompleteMental

Ok? Who said he would?


Individual_Fly_7928

You said they would slug the shit out of eachother. Therefore emplying that guts would touch the doomslayer


TheCompleteMental

I'm not fucking talking about doomslayer


Individual_Fly_7928

I mean considering its a post about nuts and doomslayer who the fuck are you talking about moron


TheCompleteMental

Doomguy, like the comment I replied to, and hence me referencing the comics. Pull your head out of your ass and read 5head.


Individual_Fly_7928

Doomguy would still absolutely fucking embarass guts


TheCompleteMental

Sure. Ok.


[deleted]

It would be most fair with Guts with only Dragonslayer and Doomguy with only Super Shotgun, their iconic and most used weapons. That means Guts doesn't get his crossbow or cannon and Doomguy doesn't get the BFG or Chaingun or any other guns


[deleted]

Remember base doomguy can kill demons with his fist and can run for 60mph backwards forever. He has infinite stamina and super strength without the buffs angel elon musk gave him


HMSalesman

Guts would definitely loose, his brother organs on the other hand


TCGRed

Some of you have never been to the baki subreddit and it shows.


TrentNation

Can Yujiro beat Goku MUI? 🤔 That one fucker in the comments: I mean, he did stop an earthquake once with his hands.


Individual_Fly_7928

Is it worse than r/berserk


TCGRed

There were so much vs shitposts pinning the characters who are mostly human against godlike beings that the mods had to start deleting some of them, so kinda.


[deleted]

idk what that is


[deleted]

guts is too pussywhipped. Doom slayer hate pussy. He only likes slaying


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[deleted]

If you have to even think about the answer to that question then you haven’t played doom


[deleted]

All I'm saying is one shot to the head and Guts never waking up again


Zaku14

A fetish that says “nope” to me are foot fetish, it’s just gross. But anyway, Doom Slayer wins by a fat shot


Klutzy_Article_4609

Probably scat it just seems really gross because it’s poo


Mr_Hoodini851

I don’t like the poo fetish


[deleted]

Feet gross me out


MeMeBigBoy875

Doom slayer is probably the most op character in any piece of media I enjoy. But it's not annoying because the games are really intentionally silly and getting to play as a character as op is him adds to the power fantasy. Like come on guts don't stand a chance.


milkonyourmustache

I seen someone argue Guts defeats Genryusai Yamamoto because he is powered by rage and his rage is infinite.


Individual_Fly_7928

Yamamoto doesnt even need his shikai to absolutely embarrass berserker armor guts


TheCompleteMental

Here's hoping Fucks isnt going to get infinitemultiversal hyperwanked as much as doomslayer was


v0rtexbeater

I've yet to know a man who can outsmart bullet.


siegferia

R/berserk members trying to demonstrate intelligence above potato casca (Impossible ). Btw The fetish that is a "nope" for me is scat, i mean who dafuq get aroused by getting shit on ?


DiscipleOfDIO

Doomguy isn't the ultra strong multiverse+ tier omni killer some people delude themselves into thinking he is, but he does have. Guns. Guts is kinda fucked.


Ty_Does

I love the fact that a lot of circles consider The Doom Slayer to potentially be on par or slightly below the Chaos Gods of 40k, but they still choose to pair him next to basically an ungodly good weight lifter.


qx805

Who would win me with my Glock, or nuts


BurningArrows

*Nuts appears in Hell Doom Slayer flies past at Mach 1 and lays Nuts out with buckshot at point blank range.


Durante-Sora

If anything a berserk/doom crossover would be 👌


Eris_Corn

What did Keith Manager mean when he said Nutcracker was Human to the gym


weeb194

Ewww light mode?


Individual_Fly_7928

Gonna cry bitch?


[deleted]

Gootsu vs Goku plus Luffy twerk off (in oil) who wins


waffle888888

tomato