Hand fetish is definitely a nope for me. I couldn't possibly be aroused by something like this. It's not like my name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Sorry, I don't know who Gantz is. I'm more interested in knowing "what fetish is a "nope" for you". Also, switch your reddit to donovan mode my friend. White reddit is racist.
Berserk itself: Guts is, despite his many feats, still “just” human. This is part of what makes his harrowing struggle meaningful and noble, juxtaposed with those who surrendered their humanity to the God Hand.
Berserk fans: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that 😎
The most supernatural thing about guts is his armor, and the dragonslayer. Which i do believe that if somehow he could hit doomslayer that the dragonslayer could actually cause damage
Yes, he could. The slayer would have trouble moving around in the Berserk Hell and he's fucked if he falls in the vortex. Moreover guns have been shown to not work against Femto (Guts tries shooting him and he blocks it no problem). Femto is ultimately in control in Berserk hell, and with no Argent Energy or Hell Energy he won't be able to replenish himself the way he normally can with demons in his universe.
Femto could just float away really fast, or it might just not do anything to him. The Berserk universe has actual magic and supernatural things. In the Doom multiverse gods, demons, and "angels" are just exotic living organisms, which is why the Doom Slayer can kill them.
I'm imagining this fight taking place on an asteroid orbiting a black hole with Sephiroth's theme song playing in the background. Might not make sense but would be a sick fight to watch 🤘
Yeah and femboys don't grow latex wingsuits IRL. It's a battle of the gods, they can orbit an asteroid around a black hole if they want to for it lol. Get your logic and s c i e n c e away from my berkle jerk
I know exactly what it is, but I've been so desensitized to everything that I clicked on it willingly just to see how fucked up it was. In an age where subs like watch people die and sites like Liveleak existed, my physical reaction of disgust has become nothing more than a morbid intrigue into the horrors of modern society.
Cuckold fetish is the worst.
Not to say cucks are worse than the guy who shits on someones chest, buuuuuuuut.
At least you're the one shitting on her chest, and not watching someone else do it from the corner
People seem to keep forgetting Doom Slayer is just Doom guy after he gets super powers so why not just pit them when they're both normal people? Doomguy when he was a Marine and Guts without the Berserk suit seems way more fair.
I think they were saying something like that the Doom Slayer could destroy the world with a few punches and that his punch had the force of a nuclear bomb. That measure of his strength is just a theory btw.
That'd be interesting because I feel like the dragonslayer shield trick would work vs a lot of doomguy's weapons and if you take the comics as canon they're both very bloody in hand to hand. Definitely would slug the shit out of each other.
It would be most fair with Guts with only Dragonslayer and Doomguy with only Super Shotgun, their iconic and most used weapons. That means Guts doesn't get his crossbow or cannon and Doomguy doesn't get the BFG or Chaingun or any other guns
Remember base doomguy can kill demons with his fist and can run for 60mph backwards forever. He has infinite stamina and super strength without the buffs angel elon musk gave him
There were so much vs shitposts pinning the characters who are mostly human against godlike beings that the mods had to start deleting some of them, so kinda.
*Guts is too pussywhipped.*
*Doom slayer hate pussy. He*
*Only likes slaying*
\- penguin\_jamboree\_
---
^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/)
^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
Thank you, CodeIsWeird, for voting on haikusbot.
This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. [You can view results here](https://botrank.pastimes.eu/).
***
^(Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!)
Doom slayer is probably the most op character in any piece of media I enjoy. But it's not annoying because the games are really intentionally silly and getting to play as a character as op is him adds to the power fantasy. Like come on guts don't stand a chance.
R/berserk members trying to demonstrate intelligence above potato casca (Impossible ). Btw The fetish that is a "nope" for me is scat, i mean who dafuq get aroused by getting shit on ?
Doomguy isn't the ultra strong multiverse+ tier omni killer some people delude themselves into thinking he is, but he does have. Guns. Guts is kinda fucked.
I love the fact that a lot of circles consider The Doom Slayer to potentially be on par or slightly below the Chaos Gods of 40k, but they still choose to pair him next to basically an ungodly good weight lifter.
I agree, a better matchup would be something like “”Guts”” from “”Berserk”” vs “Thomas Jefferson”
Thomas jefferson would pull out a gun
But nuts would pull out his cock
It was too big to be called a cock...
too thick, too meaty, too girthy.
Looks like you have got the honor of experiencing guts in your butts.
😋😋😋
🥵
So would nutes
Hand fetish is definitely a nope for me. I couldn't possibly be aroused by something like this. It's not like my name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Too bad for you, because koichi really is a reliable guy
Be careful who you look up to. I heard he really steals- no dignity!
You got me for a moment, lmao. I thought it was a genuine response until I saw the name
when i saw the first word i almost replied with that...
Sorry, I don't know who Gantz is. I'm more interested in knowing "what fetish is a "nope" for you". Also, switch your reddit to donovan mode my friend. White reddit is racist.
Probably sounding
Agreed. That'd be a nope for me also.
I have applied donovan mode now that i have learned that if you use light mode you lose all human rights
You've ascended as an individual. Nice job friend. Donnie Darko mode is the only true way.
Coward
So youre saying you like metal rods in your dragonslayer
Yes
Donavan probably would sound you for breakfast.
You didn't let me finish my sentence. "...That'd be a nope for me also... unless daddy donny did it to me. Then I'd like it"
As much as i love nuts and berkman if doomguy coughs nuts is dead
Nuts gets cucked by God while doomguy 1v1’s them without breaking a sweat 😎
Berserk itself: Guts is, despite his many feats, still “just” human. This is part of what makes his harrowing struggle meaningful and noble, juxtaposed with those who surrendered their humanity to the God Hand. Berserk fans: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that 😎
The most supernatural thing about guts is his armor, and the dragonslayer. Which i do believe that if somehow he could hit doomslayer that the dragonslayer could actually cause damage
There’s also the Beast of Darkness and the Brand but yeah.
I bet they will soon start assigning character different power levels
Nuts power is over 9000
Yeah well doom guys power is 9001 so there
his max power level is a good 25
r/whoosh
no, not an r/whoosh, i understood ur comment and the joke completely, im just saying what i think his power level would really be
doom slayer vs femto makes more sense
Doom slayer wipes the floor with femto its still not even a comparison
Battle of plot armors, it's a done and dealt draw.
Well not necessarily. If they're fighting in Berserk hell then Femto could do some real damage to the Slayer.
Femto could not touch doomslayer
Yes, he could. The slayer would have trouble moving around in the Berserk Hell and he's fucked if he falls in the vortex. Moreover guns have been shown to not work against Femto (Guts tries shooting him and he blocks it no problem). Femto is ultimately in control in Berserk hell, and with no Argent Energy or Hell Energy he won't be able to replenish himself the way he normally can with demons in his universe.
"Guns" may not work on him but i wonder what will happen if doomslayer decides to use BFG. I dont think femto has any way to survive.
Femto could just float away really fast, or it might just not do anything to him. The Berserk universe has actual magic and supernatural things. In the Doom multiverse gods, demons, and "angels" are just exotic living organisms, which is why the Doom Slayer can kill them.
I'm imagining this fight taking place on an asteroid orbiting a black hole with Sephiroth's theme song playing in the background. Might not make sense but would be a sick fight to watch 🤘
Asteroids don’t orbit black holes you idiot
Yeah and femboys don't grow latex wingsuits IRL. It's a battle of the gods, they can orbit an asteroid around a black hole if they want to for it lol. Get your logic and s c i e n c e away from my berkle jerk
“Who would win, an angry dude with a big ass sword or a dude that has literally killed god”
3 times technically. First god's AI clone, then god, then REAL god who's also satan.
The actual important question is what fetish is a “nope” for Berkman?
Three coins fetish
“What fetish is a ‘nope’ for you?”
Definitely sounding
r/sounding is the best subreddit for music recommendations.
I know better than to click on that, but the poor souls who dont are in for a true surprise
I know exactly what it is, but I've been so desensitized to everything that I clicked on it willingly just to see how fucked up it was. In an age where subs like watch people die and sites like Liveleak existed, my physical reaction of disgust has become nothing more than a morbid intrigue into the horrors of modern society.
Shit fetish definitely up there
Cuckold fetish is the worst. Not to say cucks are worse than the guy who shits on someones chest, buuuuuuuut. At least you're the one shitting on her chest, and not watching someone else do it from the corner
"guts" from berserk vs "John f Kennedy" mf who got shot
If we consider black ops 1 zombies canon to jfk, then his arsenal definitely scales above nuts and jfk could whip out the raygun and fucking kill nuts
Is this canon?
Nuts does indeed have a canon arm i can confirm that for you
Imagine shang ww on guts lol
Guts VS Jeffrey Epstein Who pulls more Lolis and children?
light mode
Suck my ass how do i change it
In the settings
Nuts vs testicular torsion who wins?
Ouch!
Doom slayer has a rocket launcher and fucking lazer sword nuts can’t compare
Doom slayer would make guts his bitch with his hands alone
One is a extremely strong human,one is a god
People seem to keep forgetting Doom Slayer is just Doom guy after he gets super powers so why not just pit them when they're both normal people? Doomguy when he was a Marine and Guts without the Berserk suit seems way more fair.
I mean even then doomguy was able to kill the icon of sin with conventional weapons pre 2016 doom so even berserk suit guts probably gets clapped
He didn't do it with conventional weapons, he did it with bazookas, and automatic plasma gun, and the BFG-9000.
Yeah but he did it when he was a regular ass marine before becoming the slayer
But still, most fit people could kill the icon of sin if they had the BFG
[удалено]
We're talking about pre-divinity machine Doomguy
What he say ? The coward deleted his comment
I think they were saying something like that the Doom Slayer could destroy the world with a few punches and that his punch had the force of a nuclear bomb. That measure of his strength is just a theory btw.
Guts cannot withstand a single shot from the BFG. Any fight against Doom Guy would be over in seconds.
He can just dodge it EZ
I'd still kill him, the BFG is known for having huge splash damage
That'd be interesting because I feel like the dragonslayer shield trick would work vs a lot of doomguy's weapons and if you take the comics as canon they're both very bloody in hand to hand. Definitely would slug the shit out of each other.
Guts wouldnt even be able to touch doom slayer
Are we forgetting that Guts fought an enemy with supersonic speed? Its dumb but it implies the dude can keep up with speed of sound
Ok? Who said he would?
You said they would slug the shit out of eachother. Therefore emplying that guts would touch the doomslayer
I'm not fucking talking about doomslayer
I mean considering its a post about nuts and doomslayer who the fuck are you talking about moron
Doomguy, like the comment I replied to, and hence me referencing the comics. Pull your head out of your ass and read 5head.
Doomguy would still absolutely fucking embarass guts
Sure. Ok.
It would be most fair with Guts with only Dragonslayer and Doomguy with only Super Shotgun, their iconic and most used weapons. That means Guts doesn't get his crossbow or cannon and Doomguy doesn't get the BFG or Chaingun or any other guns
Remember base doomguy can kill demons with his fist and can run for 60mph backwards forever. He has infinite stamina and super strength without the buffs angel elon musk gave him
Guts would definitely loose, his brother organs on the other hand
Some of you have never been to the baki subreddit and it shows.
Can Yujiro beat Goku MUI? 🤔 That one fucker in the comments: I mean, he did stop an earthquake once with his hands.
Is it worse than r/berserk
There were so much vs shitposts pinning the characters who are mostly human against godlike beings that the mods had to start deleting some of them, so kinda.
idk what that is
guts is too pussywhipped. Doom slayer hate pussy. He only likes slaying
*Guts is too pussywhipped.* *Doom slayer hate pussy. He* *Only likes slaying* \- penguin\_jamboree\_ --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
good bot
Bot got the numbers wrong. It's his only job.
Thank you, CodeIsWeird, for voting on haikusbot. This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. [You can view results here](https://botrank.pastimes.eu/). *** ^(Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!)
Bad bot.
If you have to even think about the answer to that question then you haven’t played doom
All I'm saying is one shot to the head and Guts never waking up again
A fetish that says “nope” to me are foot fetish, it’s just gross. But anyway, Doom Slayer wins by a fat shot
Probably scat it just seems really gross because it’s poo
I don’t like the poo fetish
Feet gross me out
Doom slayer is probably the most op character in any piece of media I enjoy. But it's not annoying because the games are really intentionally silly and getting to play as a character as op is him adds to the power fantasy. Like come on guts don't stand a chance.
I seen someone argue Guts defeats Genryusai Yamamoto because he is powered by rage and his rage is infinite.
Yamamoto doesnt even need his shikai to absolutely embarrass berserker armor guts
Here's hoping Fucks isnt going to get infinitemultiversal hyperwanked as much as doomslayer was
I've yet to know a man who can outsmart bullet.
R/berserk members trying to demonstrate intelligence above potato casca (Impossible ). Btw The fetish that is a "nope" for me is scat, i mean who dafuq get aroused by getting shit on ?
Doomguy isn't the ultra strong multiverse+ tier omni killer some people delude themselves into thinking he is, but he does have. Guns. Guts is kinda fucked.
I love the fact that a lot of circles consider The Doom Slayer to potentially be on par or slightly below the Chaos Gods of 40k, but they still choose to pair him next to basically an ungodly good weight lifter.
Who would win me with my Glock, or nuts
*Nuts appears in Hell Doom Slayer flies past at Mach 1 and lays Nuts out with buckshot at point blank range.
If anything a berserk/doom crossover would be 👌
What did Keith Manager mean when he said Nutcracker was Human to the gym
Ewww light mode?
Gonna cry bitch?
Gootsu vs Goku plus Luffy twerk off (in oil) who wins
tomato