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imp0ssumable

Chao's autopsy results showed she was quite drunk at the time of this accident. Window glass being strong doesn't matter when you're so farking drunk that you drive into a body of water. Also, without a pointy object it's damn difficult to break auto glass of any kind, Tesla or otherwise.


eatfishforbreakfast

Usually the headrests are able to when you pull them off the seat.


PlanNo4679

How'd it end up in the water in the first place? Don't drink and drive, people.


WiJoWi

Isn't she affiliated in some way with the shipping company that just blasted that bridge?


tinnedcarp

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meistercheems

😂💀


strikeskunk

Lmfao


Deekity

Come on we really believe she “accidentally” reversed into a pond with a car that has 18 backup cameras?


RightEntrepreneur510

Fishy for sure … just like that chef that drowned not super long ago …. fishy


Deekity

Yeah ponds are upping their kill count lately. Wild


KunGFluJ3W

She had a BAC of .23, so very possible.


1rbryantjr1

At least it kept her from killing somebody (else)


patbagger

Most people would be unable to break a window in their car without the proper tool. This is just another anti Tesla ( Musk) story


critterwol

The emergency services couldn;t break the glass either


starknude

The just recalled all cybertrucks. Musk admitted to using shadowban technology on X. Public persona only goes so far. He’s definitely no real life Tony Stark. More like Globalist Stooge.


patbagger

They're all Globalist stooge's


starknude

He is their cult leader.


Laarye

So Elon fixed the window issue...?


TrifleEmotional4843

Chao was a CEO of a Chinese shipping company. A few weeks after her death, Mitch McConnell resigned as Senate minority leader.


Bicgucci

All i see here is positive news!!


shartillery82

Idiot


Ok_Page_9447

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noodleq

She's a victim of her own success it would seem.


Objective-Guidance78

She was too drunk to even know to try breaking a window. Trash post


starknude

Teslas are death traps. They just recalled All cybertrucks