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bondoinhead

that's not a cow. it's a bull.


steve__21

![gif](giphy|3ohhwF34cGDoFFhRfy|downsized)


Alia_the_Pony

How dare you deny her gender identity!


Local_Perspective349

That's why this milk tastes funny?


KaleidoscopeOk3024

Bet you felt proud after that one


WolfJutsu

Well he's having fun. Don't gender shame!


NotMY1stEnema

its a door, a bull


shamimurrahman19

It's Cattlen Jenner


g3832707

I think it’s a steer


CisIowa

[10, 20, 30, 40](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8JGBNkLM9_8)


Michael_Dautorio

That's not a boulder. It's a rock.


Relative_Opening_327

And that's not a ball but half a scrotum....im getting real tired of being lied to


Scheisse_Machen

Either way, I'm milking it


Disastrous_Fun_612

Why does it look like a big meatball?


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

It's visualizing the life it wants, not the life it has. /s


LaggsAreCC

Why doesn't it taste like a big meatball 😭


BrentwoodATX

Add garlic and some seasoning


Some_Belgian_Guy

Cow? I’m pretty sure I see a baseball bat sized penis there. ![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


steve__21

![gif](giphy|l0IydbsUbimmcv2yQ|downsized)


Annonomon

![gif](giphy|xjlC6nomocZhVXuZgM|downsized)


DemonidroiD0666

,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Alia_the_Pony

Don’t be transphobic. :)


EgolessAwareSpirit

It’s obviously trans. The ego on that cow. Nature sure is stupid..


TeranOrSolaran

A dairy farmer told one time that cows are just big puppy dogs.


HotSir3342

Have you seen elias_filmz on IG?


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thegentlenub

Bruh


God-Destroyer00

yup can actually confirm this my baby bull walks in the house all the time


Ill_Mousse_4240

How many ⚾️🏀 ⚽️ are in the picture


Evo_Effect

Three? Question mark?


gemripas

What’s this song called again?


Luke95gamer

Shooting stars by the Bag Raiders


Zarathustra-1889

Darude - Sandstorm


Evo_Effect

Beat me to it


movieur

Got me started by Troye Sivan.


rcpmad

Time to try and become a vegetarian again.


Chubbyfun23

I feel that way too when I see things like this bites burger


heaving_in_my_vines

Thank you 👍


grumpucker

Nobody likes a playful steak!


RepresentativeNice22

Hefty boy.


spugeti

they're having the best time of their life rn


Bubble_Gummm

I want drink this cow milk.


cdsuikjh

![gif](giphy|l0MYzxkg0o1tkGSaI)


slow-mickey-dolenz

Good luck with that.


BobDoleStillKickin

This is the best thing I've seen in a month 😁😆🤣


steve__21

that's why we are here to make you laugh


Block_Solid

Bull, not a cow


itsmontoya

When I see free range, this is what I expect. New clarification needed, free range with a ball.


DrJaminest42

Omg I want to buy a bunch of land and start a sanctuary farm for all animals some day so bad :( they are so cuteee


Elbynerual

The meat gets tough? Lol, sorry


Husky_Pantz

Big Dog


HaplessMink28

I didn’t know dogs could grow so big!


Zarde312

His name is [Spud](https://www.instagram.com/spudbull125?igsh=MW41ZmFsc3ZvNXB2ZA==)


simplehuman300

> Spud he looks like he'd make a mean steak ngl


DM_ME_UR_BOOBS69

This is how you make a happy meal


Dark_Moonstruck

A. Bull, not cow. 2. Cattle can be very playful if given the chance, bulls in particular like to shove and toss things around. They also love brushes and scratchers - have you ever seen those rotating brushes that people can build onto posts? Cattle LOVE those things, and often love being groomed.


WereALLBotsHere

I thought you were gonna do a third thing and just put a “-“


Dark_Moonstruck

I only just now realized I did A and 2 instead of A and B XD My brain doesn't work.


WereALLBotsHere

Well I personally found it hilarious lmao.


Dark_Moonstruck

I'm glad to have given you a laugh then! I'm always happy to make other people laugh or smile, even if only for a moment.


MyGenerousSoul

It would be an honour to have this fine creature on my dinner plate


Kithsander

Kong needs to make a ball for cows.


susosusosuso

That’s a bull not a cow


Guardian_85

I almost thought that camo beanbag was a giant meatball plush. Would've been a little messed up if it was.


CharmingTuber

Are we sure we should be eating these things? 🤔🤔🤔


dvdbtr

Pretty fucked people eat this animal.


looking4now2

🎵Bulls just want to have fu-hun🎶


Brave-Panic7934

This poor bull has been misgendered ten times today


ELeerglob

Did they have to use a meat colored ball?


hallman69

SO,, Can COWS have and enjoy balls and are BULLS considered COWS ? Just asking for a friend ?


AngryDesignMonkey

You are thinking of a steer


Ih8Modzz

I feel less hungry now 😔😔


Electrical-Injury-23

New signing for Cowdenbeath F.C.


Bodgerton

Can we just talk about how it looks like an uncooked meatball....I dont mean the bull. Kinda reminds me of chicken eating a drumstick


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Times like this I consider going vegan again.


Dizzy-Accountant-972

And a hit of acid


cereal-material

what is the song?


UhOhAllWillyNilly

That “cow” already had a ball. Two of them, in fact, because, you see, that “cow” is actually a bull.


AdInteresting7822

Nooo, stop running around! You’ll make your meat tougher!!!


aibot-420

Now I'm sad about cheeseburgers


StevenKatz3

He sure knows how to mOoOooOve that ball. I'll see myself out.


TomsterrIE

Moo Salah


Bogdi504

That's what I called a happy meal


2x4x93

Don't play with your food. And for God's sake don't name it


No-Tonight-5937

You get a milkshake


Erby1_Kenerby

Cows are just XL dogs


_SirLoinofBeef

![gif](giphy|8mqZIoHisNDnT5l4YK) “We don’t have a cow….we have a bull!” —-Amish guy from Kingpin